40 Pandaren's Perfect Teaching Class
"What are you fighting against the five scum? - Oh, you mean, you have only five scum, right? Don't talk about yourself that way, for other humans, you are already very strong. If possible, maybe you will evolve into someone with about fifty combat power."
The Panda Man smiled and Li Wei really wanted to break his deception and turn him back into a kind and cute prototype.
"What's the use? Exercise is enough. I'm very lazy." Li Wei doesn't seem to like this content very much...
"We once had a great panda emperor who taught us that we could not reach a thousand miles without accumulating small steps, and we could not make a river or sea without accumulating small streams. A good horse cannot leap ten steps, and a slow horse is reluctant to give up his tenth success!" Lao Zhao said something Li Wei heard more and more familiar with, and said, "Along the way, I looked at the humans in this world carefully. It's very rare. How about it, do you want to learn from me? - What's the thing that we panda people like the most. In addition to brewing and taking naps, we are teaching people tirelessly and learning lessons in all aspects."
"Can I learn?" Li Wei was surprised and lost again: "But what's the use... There are many high-powered reports around me. To be honest, it doesn't matter whether I study or not, right? - By the way, what did you just say? What did you say just now? What did your emperor say just now?..."
"Do you want to live behind women all your life? The so-called high mountain, Jing Xingyan - don't want to be left behind by a few women, right?" Lao Zhao seemed to be a very excellent psychologist and began to poke Li Wei's scars: "Don't say that, I know a martial arts master, a master of the Shadow Sect. When I was drinking with him, he told me that when he was young, he could not even hit a good punch. But after hard training, he is no longer the same. The most important thing is... do you know that your body does not look like an adult who has never been trained and is not suitable for martial arts. Otherwise, I wouldn't have proposed this proposal to you."
"This... OK. But I want to ask - why did you try your best to let me learn these things?" Li Wei felt that there is no expert in this world who likes to teach people kung fu so much, right?
Shouldn't this kind of thing exist only in novels?
"Everyone said, we panda people are tireless in teaching people~ Come on, walk and teach people martial arts is very interesting. Remember to close your 'life channel'!" Lao Zhao seemed to have to say something but stopped.
Li Wei didn't know that the Panda people seemed to have a strong tendency to export culture. Every time they arrived at a place, they liked to export their skills very much. Of course, they only taught their skills to those they recognized, which seemed to have left a solid mark of the same race. The way the Panda people recognize the same race is not based on blood, but on culture and skills.
For example, the first group of Panda explorers who left Pandalia Continent on the first group of Pandaliya traveled to the Mako, the more famous Chen Storm Rich Wine, is this type. For example, a very small number of Panda people in Iron Fort also teach Black Iron Dwarfs some acupuncture skills.
From this perspective, Panda people even tend to force others to become disciples at times - probably with the first-class masters in third-rate novels, it is the same thinking logic.
"Before you have learned the arts, you will learn etiquette before you learn it. It's not a big mistake for many people - the first class is to respect the teacher and say... Cough cough cough, don't think wrong! I just teach you before the martial arts competition, even if it's a life-and-death duel, you have to show your tribute as long as you have kung fu! This is very important, this is martial ethics - let's stew a few bites first, yesterday you said there was a better wine?"
"Lesson 2! As a monk, our ultimate goal is to be both civil and military. We can be able to keep our pens safe, and we can be able to get on the horse to make the world clear, and we can get on the kang to meet the women and get off the kang to meet... Cough cough cough, don't laugh or laugh. In short, if we want to be famous as the wine fairy, we must be able to drink - let's go and have a look..."
"Lesson 3 - Well, I flipped through the poems on your earth yesterday, and I'll take it aside, it's hard to describe it. Li Bai killed me on the spot. Other poets like the wisdom of the Four Winds, endlessly - today's task is to discuss the true meaning of wine with me. Let's go-and-"
Li Wei could see that Lao Zhao just regarded himself as Sunday, and basically didn't hand in real kung fu and other things. He just pulled himself to drink and then drink again all day long.
Just say, how could a master ask people everywhere like a grandson, "Learn to me, learn from me"-
Alas... this kind of bridge is thrown into the first chapter, and the number of people who are losing the streets is added up. From the Himalayas to the Andes, it can fill all the ditches and seas.
The real scene is just like now, Lao Zhao is just a drinker.
Whether it is going to a restaurant or finding a small open-air barbecue stall on the roadside. Before drinking, there will be one wherever you go, including a girl with spring or a young wife with a heart full of love, and a peek at her with a squinted eyes. Some bold sisters come directly to chat with her. In short, they will continue to discharge Zhao Storm Rich (the human handsome guy form).
Every time Li Wei sat in the middle, he felt miserable. You said that you women just looked at Lao Zhao, but do you know that he actually doesn’t like women? - They are pandas, so you can’t see me, right?
Ahem, this is true for non-self-loved bachelors.
For a while, the man continued to eat in a small restaurant, and he had no alcohol content. In the boss's surprised eyes, ten bottles of 42-degree white wine were poured in. Relatively speaking, Li Weina's two bottles of alcohol had already had a very ordinary amount. On the first day, the boss had the urge to make 120 quickly. This person didn't need to guess, after drinking more than five pounds of wine, he would definitely be dead.
However, Lao Zhao was just a little floating under his feet, his tongue was straight, but his thinking logic was very clear. He walked out of the store with Li Wei, which was a good story for a while.
——The next day, Lao Zhao continued to drink, and the boss became numb after a day of experience. Everyone said, "Can you drink 10 bottles of white? No? Then you are so proud!"
Of course, the deeds of Lao Zhao pulling Li Wei to drink around the nearby small restaurants in the name of his apprentice these days, and turning to another street are also quickly circulating among the vast number of housewives and men.
Even the elves who were also Azeroth said in surprise that they had never seen such a race that could drink! Moreover, they were all drunk!
Then.
Chapter completed!