"Do you want to hit me? I think about it, what crime should be a malicious injury to others' bodies? It's really troublesome. Every time I meet you, I always have to review the criminal law."

She is wearing a very Western tuxedo, with a lilac lining, super short hair, and a very stylish and handsome manly look. She is less than 1.6 meters tall, with a red face and white teeth. Her appearance basically kills men, women, young and old, and will make you unable to help pinching her face.

Don't talk to her, whoever talks to her will break down.

Don't try to get close to her and communicate with her, otherwise you will feel that living in this world is a mistake.

To reason? She can enter all the books in the library into her head in different categories. Can you do it with her? She can tell you about the morals and laws of different ethnic groups in twenty-seven languages.

Get close to her? Sorry, this guy can make his parents speechless, and the old man in the family who can give up "treat" her and let her grow up freely.

Thinking of his acquaintance with this guy, Zhang Shidong still believes that it is the most wrong and darkest experience in his life. If you ask someone who has only been to junior high school and has a high school culture in the army to be alone with a humanoid machine comparable to a computer, the price is that it is either you are crazy by her or you are strangled to death by you.

She was not dead, obviously, Zhang Shidong should be crazy.

He once tried to let another genius deal with her. Su Xixi came and came out in five minutes. She was persuaded and told Zhang Shidong directly, "You can endure it yourself." I'm not interested in going to a machine to make up for storage.

As a result, Zhang Shidong stayed with this person as a mission and stayed with him for a month. When those who were waiting to see Zhang Shidong's jokes went to see him, they discovered a pair of strange creatures that were completely impossible to combine together, and they could live in peace.

A smoke, drink, play games.

A sweeping the floor and cooking to play games.

Who could have imagined that Qiannian, a witch girl from the Tong family who had already defeated everyone around her at the age of two, could mumble tirelessly, squat on the ground with a rag and wipe the floor, and rely on the recipes and teachings in the computer to make dishes that are no less than five-star hotel chefs.

This is a mystery. A mystery that no one except the person involved knows.

Zhang Shidong left, Tong Qiannian or Tong Qiannian. No one thought there was any change in her, but he just vaguely realized that she had always been cold like a machine, and there was a little more change in her words. At first, her family was happy. Later, it was torture. This change was nothing else. Tong Qiannian's mouth became damaged and she was happy with it. Later, talking to her became a huge burden. If you don't have a certain psychological pressure, don't get close. You will be beaten up with nothing.

When the Tong family wanted to settle the score with Zhang Shidong, he was discharged from the army, left the country, and was wandering outside for two years.

After spraying the juice in his mouth, Zhang Shidong covered his head and said to Tong Qiannian: "Get some good things from your great grandfather and grandpa's house. I'm not a garbage shelter station, so I have to pay the storage fee."

Outside the door, a face flashed, and Zhang Shidong rushed out with a whizz. You can't imagine a man in his forties running into the car very unscrupulously, running and shouting, "Xiao Zhang, your aunt and I are going out for a trip, so my brother Nian will give it to you."

Zhang Shidong raised his middle finger: "Your uncle, why did you have such a scum in the Tong family?"

Seeing several boxes of white wine and a box of special cigarettes piled up outside the door, Zhang Shidong stopped chasing him. He watched the car leave quickly in an extremely exaggerated way of shaking his tail, and spat. He had seen his unscrupulous father, but he had never seen such an unscrupulous, extremely shameless person.

A Buddha statue in the Ming Dynasty was paid for as a nanny. Anyone who pays a little attention to Zhang Shidong knows that he is now crazily collecting antiques, and the best gift he gives him is antiques.

"Brother Nian, come and get the things in."

"No need to cook, I will help me play games later. I have been beaten up lately. You have to find a way to help me."

"Can you drink, okay, ancestors, don't drink it. I don't want to hear that Building 7 of the National Hotel will be destroyed by a fire tomorrow."

"I'm done, it's up to you."

This is Zhang Shidong's three rules. Don't talk when I speak, and I won't disturb you when you speak.

"You're a waste of eating like this."

"You were designed by that guy. He didn't plan to let you take care of me for the time being, but said that he was going to marry me to you."

"Don't rush to speak, your face turned red, you'll die of breath without breathing, then I'll have to stay a widow."

"I know the game you are playing, and you still want to play micro-fuck with your iron pestle-like fingers. Even if you give you the best character attributes in the world and the equipment of fifteen stars in your body, you are a dish, just abuse it."

"Are you anxious to speak? Don't say it first. When I finish talking, you can eat it first. Why can't I eat it? I just don't have a breast? Anyway, the structure below is the same. I'll use it for you at that time, but you have to say it first. Be careful. If I know that you are messing around, I will cut it for you directly."

"Don't always want to beat me up, and you don't dare to do it, why bother to look like you want to scare me?"

Zhang Shidong was so angry that once the two of them entered a state of solitude for a long time, they would enter this mode. When facing a "robot" that can be quantified to the extreme of anything, the promise is the most important, and for her it is the supreme law hanging above her head.

It was just fine. Although Tong Qiannian's words were so exciting that Zhang Shidong wanted to die, he was not idle since he came in. He first opened a bottle of special Maotai and poured it on him, opened a special giant panda and ordered it for him. After looking at the dishes on the table, he quickly picked out the dishes that suited Zhang Shidong's taste and placed them in front of him. Then he opened the notebook and typed a pair of fingers as slender as Su Xixi on the keyboard. He quickly fiddled with a special file and sent it to Zhang Shidong's mobile phone. She had completed the document for more than a month, which could be regarded as the result of the most energy-consuming effort since her birth.

"This is an auxiliary software that binds your account. It is suitable for your clumsy. It does not require too high IQ. It completely allows you to experience the brain-dead control feeling. Oh, by the way, I just finished my physical examination and am currently doing some auxiliary exercises and taking some auxiliary drugs. When I was sixteen, I will usher in my second physical development. My height will grow to about 1.75 meters. I will give you what you want, at least 36c. If it is D, I may have some burden. Let's see it later. If you don't bully me, maybe I will work hard."

"Don't resist, my old man agrees, and I can't do anything about it. He is a soldier and has been a soldier for life. He said he likes you like this. I have thought of using hunger strikes or suicide to fight. After calculations are unscientific, it is impossible. Why don't you go and talk to him. But I will make a statement first. If a person insists on getting married, I think it's good to be with you, at least I don't hate you."

Three hours later, Zhang Shidong, who was extremely depressed, typing violently on the mouse and keyboard, venting his anger in the game. The super simple auxiliary plug-in made him experience the feeling when he was playing legends. When others were still unable to escape wax, you already had the ultimate version of auxiliary plug-in, what rhythm was so good.

Without the venting in the game, Zhang Shidong didn't know if he could tolerate it. Compared with his discovery that his ability to endure seemed to have decreased three years ago, it was still the fact that Tong Qiannian said at the beginning that he wanted to marry him was too horrible.

"I fucked me, I'm suffocating." Zhang Shidong stood up, put his waist on his back, and circled around Tong Qiannian. One hand of the big teapot pointed at her, and for a moment, he didn't know where to find the topic.

"I'll go, I'll go." Using my arm as a kitchen knife, I smashed a good coffee table into pieces, deliberately gasping for breath, muttering: "I'm so angry, I'm so angry..."

Tong Qiannian poured him a glass of water and pointed to the tea not far away, which means whether you want to drink tea.

After slamming his legs, Zhang Shidong pointed to the laptop playing games again: "Go, do it well, or kick you to death."

Do you believe that this world is omnipotent?

Tong Qiannian explains it to you that as long as it is what she thinks, she can easily learn to learn without much effort. She threw the lashes after playing table tennis for seven days. Standing opposite her is the men's Olympic champion. Apart from a few strange and inexplicable balls, the opponent has never scored any normal score from beginning to end. Tong Qiannian made zero mistakes, no blind spots or flaws, especially the last few balls, which were completely changed to defense, and the opponent with an absolute advantage was allowed to attack for more than ten minutes, but he did not make any mistakes or break through Tong Qiannian's defense.

Brother Nian's name is not for nothing. After studying Go, half a month later, Guo Shi Wushuang has calculated from the first step to the last step. He has a computer computing program and a super genius brain. He has to say that she has no personality and is not interested in anything. Otherwise, she will have become the leader in the world after a few projects.

What’s even more interesting is that Tong Qiannian is extremely resistant to all things involving battle and war. If you let her learn yoga and become a coach, then Sanda cannot. Researching tea making and weapons and equipment has no highlights at all. In her own words, if I have no shortcomings, what’s the point of living?

Sitting there making tea, her whole body changed. She fiddled with the guzheng next to her a few times and lit the incense burner. The atmosphere came out. As the tea fragrance changed, Zhang Shidong, who was fiddling with the game characters "hang-machine" under the auxiliary software, gradually calmed down after smelling the tea fragrance. He looked up and saw the flowing tea brewing process, and his expression slowed down.

It was just a little bit short of that, and he forgot what he should say.

"I'm x you, I'm here to play scene hypnosis with me. I'm your ancestor. Come over, stand up, stand up straight, stand at attention!"
Chapter completed!