Chapter 310 Novice tasks (2400
After understanding the rules of conduct, everyone will go to the village chief’s house first.
Strictly speaking, the village chief is the real special businessman because most of the things are bought from him. Of course, other professional elves will also provide some equipment, depending on the situation.
The village elder was drinking in his yard, squatting on a chair with his glossy head, and his feet were covered with mud on his trousers. If it weren't for the pair of pointed ears that proved that he was an elf, he would look like a Shandong man no matter how he looked.
When I saw Yuan Chenfei and the others, I didn't talk nonsense.
Put the wine bowl, take out a disc-style thing and press it, and a light screen is released on it, which is filled with various items.
But everyone's focus is not on this, so they only pay attention to him.
The Shandong Han-style elves, coupled with a super-tech prop, are inconsistent no matter how you look at it, it feels like something happened when the Creator created a living creature, and he rubbed the Shandong Han, the elves and the future people together.
The old man was a reckless man. Seeing their eyes straight, he threw the wine bowl: "Look at me, what do you want to buy? Get out of here if you don't buy it!"
Xia Ning was surprised: "Why did you speak like this?"
She was born in a wealthy family and was in high-end places. She was used to words like "What do customers need?" and "Good guests please wait". She was really not used to the tone of this thousand years ago and the counter five hundred years later.
Yuan Chenfei explained: "After all, they are elves. They have to deal with invading alien races every day. Let's see if we kill them, and we have to sell things to enhance our strength... You have to learn to understand."
After hearing what he said, everyone thinks it makes sense.
"It's also wronged." Li Zhanjun nodded.
The elf old man began to slap the table: "Get out! I want you to sympathize with me? If you don't buy it, get out, get out quickly!"
Yuan Chenfei replied: "I don't sympathize with you. I'm just analyzing you and feeling your pain. You should know that in human society, this kind of thing is rarely encountered. Therefore, the psychological conditions caused by this must be rare. In addition, you are an elf, and your culture and physiological psychology must be different from ours, so I want to know. Oh, by the way, I used to be a psychologist. I think there is a problem with your psychological condition and may need my guidance."
"I'll go, you turtle son!" The old elf cursed and threw the wine bowl over.
The elf language does not have the words of the turtle son, but the translations of the gods are very thoughtful and simple and easy to understand.
Yuan Chenfei didn't flash, and the wine bowl hit his face, poured his wine on his face. He continued to smile: "You are indeed a problem, and you are very sick."
The elves became more and more angry, and the dirty words emerged one after another. The gods translated extremely accurately, and basically reproduced the Chinese national curse in various dialects.
The more fierce he scolded, the happier Yuan Chenfei became, and he tried to anger him in different ways.
Everyone felt inexplicably that they thought you were not here to buy things, but to find fault.
But out of trust in Yuan Chenfei and the rare and strangeness of this scene, everyone was happy to watch the show.
The elf old man scolded for a long time, was tired, and panted, "What the hell do you want to do?"
Yuan Chenfei replied: "I just want to see what else can you do besides cursing people? After all, the Elf Scroll didn't say how to maximize your interests, but I always think that even side missions and commercial transactions still have advantages."
The old man sneered: "Then you should lick me well and flatter me, which angered me. I don't even give you a branch line. Do you want extra benefits?"
Yuan Chenfei nodded: "That's right, that is, you do have a branch here."
"So what? If you make me angry, I won't post it." The old man said proudly.
Yuan Chenfei disdained: "You can do it. If you don't want to publish it, you won't publish it? If you can do things according to your own wishes, you should kill us all, rather than not giving us a branch."
The old man was stunned for a moment, then slapped the table and shouted: "You are so fart! The best side missions in Bugui Village are all here. If I don't give you a prompt, you won't know what I want! Why do you do the side mission?"
"Oh, so that's how it is." Yuan Chenfei nodded: "So, no matter whether you prompt or not, as long as I know what the branch line is, I can do it directly, and then you have to collect it. That's what it means?"
The old man was stunned and felt panic in his heart: "I...I..."
Yuan Chenfei glanced around and said, "The beams of this house have decayed and need to be replaced by beams and pillars; the wine in the bowl is stinky, so it is necessary to change some good wine; there is no shoes on the feet and no hair on the head, so shoes and wigs are needed; there is no meat in the pot, and when you go back and hunt, you will be given a piece of meat..."
The old man was so angry that he slapped the table: "Farting fart! Farting big! What is the task of meat? I am an elf and don't eat meat."
Yuan Chenfei continued: "The leopards in the circle should be fed, and the broken house must be cleaned..."
The old man was about to go wild: "Nonsense, what is the task of feeding leopards? Even the simpler branch line still requires some effort. I don't need to clean my house, don't collapse it, I don't need wigs..."
Yuan Chenfei said, and the old man retorted and kept scolding.
Yuan Chenfei ignored it and said to himself. Just listening to his tone, this content was simply to create another life for the old man.
However, the old man denied it all.
Yuan Chenfei was not discouraged and still said, no matter how old man scolded him until his mouth was dry, he would not stop.
Until the end, Yuan Chenfei couldn't find any problem, and said, "He refuted a lot just now, but there are a few that he didn't refute. Do you all remember?"
Xia Ning smiled: "The house beam really needs to be changed, and it seems that wine is needed. Although the leopard does not need to be fed, it is annoying to put it on. No matter whether he wants it or not, we will take it out for him to take a walk..."
Yuan Chenfei smiled and said, "This is a good idea."
The old man's face turned pale when he heard this.
Some tasks are really right, but more of them are nonsense.
He must not ignore what he said is right, even if he said it was not right, he cannot ignore it. If Xia Ning really wants to take the leopard out for a walk, his mount will probably be gone.
He also understood that these guys were not easy to deal with, so he hurriedly shouted: "Isn't it possible for you to give this task?"
Yuan Chenfei slowed down and said: "That's so sorry."
"Sorry, you're a ghost!" The old man roared: "Finish these tasks first, and then give you tasks later!"
Yuan Chenfei then turned around and said, "Did you all hear it? Let me first agree that I got the task. I will get one tenth of it when I turn around."
"I understand!" Everyone went out with a smile.
When the old man saw that Yuan Chenfei was still moving, he was angry and weak: "Why haven't you left yet?"
Yuan Chenfei walked over and sat down on the chair next to the old man: "It's all trivial and boring small tasks, it's not interesting. What I want is the best, the most valuable, and the highest reward."
The old man snorted: "You think you are beautiful!"
The feelings he just gave in was all fake.
Yuan Chenfei was not in a hurry, but just sat quietly, tapping his fingers on the table, making a thud sound.
The old man felt a little nervous when he was knocked, but he insisted on holding it in his heart, thinking that he would not let you make a whisper again.
After a while, Yuan Chenfei said, "I guess you must be thinking, never talk to me, and not let me get your mouth off."
The old man snorted and ignored him.
Yuan Chenfei said, "Actually, I don't mean that."
"Hmm?" The old man looked at Yuan Chenfei strangely.
Yuan Chenfei said: "I'm just looking at what you have here, what is worth gaining from."
His fingers gently stroked the screen, and a large number of purchasing resources appeared.
The old man still couldn't help but said, "No matter how good the thing is, what can you do if you don't have the money to buy?"
"Can I grab it?" Yuan Chenfei asked.
"I wish you robbed it." The old man laughed.
"Yes." Yuan Chenfei nodded: "With your strength, if you really want to take action, I'm afraid none of us can survive, right? After all, we are a full-level elf profession. Although we are just an alchemist, we should not be underestimated."
"What's wrong with the alchemist? Do you dare to look down on the alchemist?"
"How could it be? I have seen a hundred ways to die." Yuan Chenfei smiled and said, "It's just that the gods restrict you, you can't attack us, so I don't have to be afraid of you. But if we dare to attack you on your own initiative, then the situation will be a different matter."
"Just know." The old man replied proudly.
"So, do you admit that you can't take the initiative to attack us?" Yuan Chenfei suddenly changed his mind.
The old man was stunned, and his intuition made him feel bad again.
He stared at Yuan Chenfei.
Yuan Chenfei said, "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that when we were chatting just now, you seemed to have smashed a wine bowl on me, right?"
The old man's face changed drastically.
He finally understood why Yuan Chenfei was going to anger him.
After a moment of pause, the old man said, "I did attack you, but my attack was very light and the punishment I received was very small, which I could afford."
Yuan Chenfei said: "I don't plan to ask you to bear any punishment, I just plan to ask you to promise me a small condition."
The old elf laughed: "I know your intention, but you can't do anything. I can bear this punishment."
"I'm afraid you can't help me. I choose not to punish you, but I will put forward a condition."
The old elf said angrily: "You have no right to do this!"
"I don't have this power, but he has it." Yuan Chenfei pointed outside with his chin.
A person came in outside the door.
The sixth day of the first lunar month.
He actually came back.
And when he came back this time, he exuded a special aura.
"Permissioner!" The old elf jumped up and looked at Chuliu in amazement: "You are actually a second-level authority!"
Yuan Chenfei asked Youran: "Now, can you choose?"
The old elf looked at Yuan Chenfei in disbelief: "Since he is a powerhouse, he can freely choose tasks from the beginning. Why do you still frame me? What do you want?"
Yuan Chenfei replied: "I want the fifth element!"
Chapter completed!