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Chapter 1706 Baba Storm

Just now, he was mocking foreigners for having too much shit and urine on lazy donkeys, but now this nun has become a lazy donkey.

People have three urgent needs. The feeling of closing the chrysanthemum tightly and holding back a stomach full of filth is really not a problem. No matter whether you are a legend or a master, who can hold on to this!

The nun couldn't help it anymore and gritted her teeth and asked, "Where is your bathroom...?"

Of course, everyone knows what is going to happen, but everyone just doesn’t bother to pay attention to these two. Pull the pants? Pull it, we’re too lazy to care. Of course, everyone also finds it funny.

Shi Wutian even laughed and said, "See, there is a tree below, you can go to the back of the big tree. But this is near the spiritual land of our ancestors of all generations, and you can't get dirty. If you really can't hold on, you must clean it after pulling it, otherwise I will kick you down the bottom of the mountain."

Going behind that tree? That tree is so big, just a little thicker than the mouth of a bowl. The beautiful Taoist nun looked at it and felt like she was dying. Although she dared to do it when she lifted her skirt and exposed her thighs, it was intentional temptation and showing off her charm. If she was a woman's house, she would be pissing with her bare butt, what would happen? No matter how shameless a person is, he would have to have a butt.

The Taoist nun Meigu was still hesitating, but the next thing made her unable to calm down - the foreigner next to her actually ran towards the tree!

Damn, if you occupy that tree first, I will lose even the tree!

So, a 50-meter sprint race began. It was obvious that the speed of this nun was much higher than that of the foreigner. However, the foreigner had the advantage of starting first, with a total of six or seven meters in advance!

The 50-meter sprint is a big enough difference, even if you are fast, you run six or seven meters ahead of time.

But "lucky" is that while the foreigner was running, he suddenly "sharply" a tragic muffled sound, and then he stood up and stopped running - he pulled it! He pulled it in his pants! It was meaningless to run again!

He was almost crying, and was melancholy in the wind. The things dripping from his trousers were sparse, just like his uncontrollable mood.

Just as the foreigner was standing there stupidly, the nun arrived at the target location with a breeze and fire, the tree as thick as a bowl!

Facing those monks and Taoist priests, this nun felt awkward;

It's actually awkward enough to show your butt in all directions.

In desperation, the nun actually turned her side to everyone and squatted down. She took off the hollow lace underwear - this is her advantage, and she took it off quickly.

After squatting down, the long Taoist robe really covered most of the butt. This Taoist nun was tough enough to turn her face to the other side, just pretending that she couldn't see others, and others couldn't see herself.

In fact, everyone is really too lazy to see her. The Phantom is in a bad mood, and the seniors such as Master Zhang Tian and Master Yanqing are all respected monks, and they are not as interested.

Only Shi Wutian and Shi Wutian stared blankly. These two guys had never seen such a scene in their lives. However, these two guys really seemed to be reincarnation of an arhat, with a innocent heart, and only curiosity in their eyes, but there was no trace of weixie.

Suddenly, Shibu laughed and said, "Junior brother, look at that girl who is embarrassed. She was so awesome just now, and I thought she was very thick-skinned."

Shi Wutian smiled honestly and said, "But, there is no difference between women who have diarrhea and our men. They are also making noises and urinating."

This was originally an extremely vulgar thing, but now it was said by two vulgar monks, which of course seemed even more vulgar.

Fifty meters away, the charming Taoist nun was determined to die. She turned her face viciously and said angrily: "You two dead bald donkeys, get out!"

Shi Wutian was very annoyed: "You thief, you are worthy of your shit with my place and you are also asking me to get out of here. I'm so angry that I'll let you get out of here, and I won't even give you a place to shit."

Don’t say that, this sentence really scared the nun. If Shi Wutian and Shi Wutian really rushed over and carried her away from the place and did not let her continue to poop, that would be a tragedy. Now she had just pulled her halfway, and her stomach was still making a fuss, feeling so uncomfortable.

So, the nun was so tactful that she didn't dare to say anything, and let lawless point fingers not far away. She now realized that finger fingers could kill people.

The Taoist nun stopped talking, but the foreigner turned around in grief and moved his steps with difficulty. He did not dare to take big steps, for fear of throwing out the sparse things in his trouser legs.

"Two masters, please ask your bathroom..." The foreigner asked with a dead face.

Shi Wu touched his big, naked head and stared at him and asked, "You have already pulled out your pants, why are you going to the cottage?"

The foreigner looked bad, but he had to bow his head under the eaves and said, "Actually... there is still."

Nonsense, after taking laxatives, the diarrhea is strong, and it is normal to travel three or five times.

Shi Wutian grinned and said, "Anyway, I've already pulled my pants, so let's continue pulling it inside."

The foreigner is about to cry - your mother said it relaxed, you can try it yourself! The legs of these pants are cold and heavy. If you continue to pull in for two more bubbles, your buddy can't even walk. Besides, you can take off your pants in the bathroom. Even if your pants are wet, it will be more comfortable than the "wet" now.

Shi Wu said with a groan: "I just said that the cottage is very far away."

The foreigner gritted his teeth and said, "This time... I can hold on."

In fact, it doesn’t matter if you can’t hold on, just pull it in again at most.

At this time, the always honest and kind-hearted Zhenren Wang sighed and said, "No, Wuya, just tell him that he can. This is the place where many great monks rest in peace. Look at what they have made this place."

Even Master Wang said this, Wu Wuyuan no longer disturbed him. Shi Wu hummed and pointed to the back and said, "Turn two hundred meters ahead, then turn right, then turn left... Hey, walk slowly, look at the ticking thing in your pants, which has stained our mountain road, bastard..."

Walk slowly? Foreigners still have the intention to walk slowly? Let's get it.

After the foreigner left, the Taoist nun finally breathed a sigh of relief slowly - he felt relieved! He pulled a stinky bastard soaked in smelly smell. The Taoist nun felt relieved all over.

But at this moment she suddenly realized that there was no toilet paper!!!

Her face was embarrassed. She couldn't ask a group of old monks or Taoist priests to wipe the paper on her butt? After thinking about it, she could only scream at the Phantom in a slight manner: "Phantom, do you have...a tissue or not..."

The Phantom turned his head coldly and looked, spread his palms and made a helpless expression. It wasn't that the Phantom was desperate to save him, because the Phantom really didn't carry it on her.

Shi Wu grinned and said, "Hahaha, you can find a few leaves!"
Chapter completed!
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