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Chapter 80 One Cucumber, Two Uses

A man who can truly be called "manly" must have scars on his body, and scars are men's medals of merit.

Look, every time Zhang Moqian takes a shower, he always takes a look in front of the mirror and then.

I heard that men with scars can attract women's attention. As a miserable single man, Zhang Moqian wondered if he could walk around the street naked to attract some beautiful women to chat with him.

Zhang Moqian was wearing only a pair of underwear and was so beautiful in front of the mirror that he planned to change into clothes and go to the golden sunshine to see. Recently, because the beauty nicknamed "Little Women in Southern Yunnan" on Weibo was unwilling to leave, he went to the golden sunshine to "harasse" him every day, which made him feel very troubled.

"Do you have an exposure?" Jiang Jiaomei came out of the bedroom wearing a white chiffon skirt. Seeing Zhang Moqian looking naked in front of the mirror, she couldn't help but curse.

Zhang Moqian wore a bitter face, put on his clothes in a depressed mood, and said, "I'm hungry."

"Hungry?" Jiang Jiaomei walked slowly to Zhang Moqian's body and exhaled like Lan: "You can cook your own meal tonight."

"What?"

"Someone asked my sister to enjoy a candlelight dinner. My sister is considering going there or not?" Jiang Jiaomei said with a smile.

"Who? Men and women?" Zhang Moqian asked again.

"Male, and he's a handsome guy." Jiang Jiaomei's narrow fox eyes flashed.

Zhang Moqian felt unbalanced in his heart!

"No," Zhang Moqian said with a stern face.

"Why?" Jiang Jiaomei still looked smiling, her soft body was like Zhang Moqian, and her confusing lips touched Zhang Moqian's ears: "Are you jealous?"

"I know you're still going." Zhang Moqian was angry.

"Do you know who made an appointment with me?" Jiang Jiaomei's body stuck to Zhang Moqian and smiled foolishly.

"who?"

"The most handsome male teacher at Queensland University asked my sister to have dinner." Then Jiang Jiaomei showed a look of fear: "This handsome guy has been chasing me for a long time. Oh, the parents are tall and handsome, and there is still money at home. My sister is really worried about being attacked by his sweet words tonight, and she will be captured by him if she accidentally."

Zhang Moqian smiled obscenely: "There is a way, why not give me your body. When he asks you, you can say generously: I am Zhang Moqian's person."

"You are not tall and handsome, why should I give you my body?" Teacher Jiang glanced at him coquettishly.

"...I said, do you women have no physical needs?" Zhang Moqian was shameless, "You need it too, I need it too. It's better to combine it with us. This is called seamless, which saves resources and satisfies physiology."

"I can use cucumbers when needed." Jiang Jiaomei stared at Zhang Moqian with a smile. "After you meet the needs, you can cook for you to eat, it's not a waste. Why don't I do it?"

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"Geeh..." Looking at Zhang Moqian who was blushing, Jiang Jiao smiled charmingly.

"Crazy." Zhang Moqian cursed angrily.

"Each of us lives for granted, and the reason for living like this is: most people live like this. So everyone is curious, confused, or even disgusted with aliens. But how could they think whether it is a mentally ill person or is it an abnormality?" Teacher Jiang said to Zhang Moqian.

"You won!"

Xiao Moqian meets Teacher Jiang 36D, and he will always be a loser.

In the end, Teacher Jiang dressed up pretty and went to enjoy the candlelight dinner. Poor Zhang Moqian prepared a bowl of noodles by himself.

In order to win the sympathy of female fans, after the noodles were cooked, Zhang Moqian took a photo, a small bowl of noodles, and did not even put an egg. He posted it using the Weibo account "Yunaohaoyaoyao" with the title: This handsome poor supper.

I wanted to attract sympathy from a few beautiful fans, but I didn’t expect that the comments were all: I ate it by myself.

This made Zhang Moqian feel very distressed. Why are people nowadays so impure?

I drove the Mercedes-Benz S600 to the golden sunshine. After chatting with the fat man for a while, the fleas with flaws with their eyes rushed into the private room in a panic.

"Brother Zhang, it's not good. Someone went to the beer square to cause trouble!" The flea swallowed hard and said, after saying that, he stood aside panting. It was obvious that he was rushing from the beer square one kilometer away.

"Someone is causing trouble?" Zhang Moqian snorted coldly, a hint of sharpness flashing in his eyes. "What? Brothers can't stand it?"

"It's impossible to withstand...No...yes, I can't withstand." Flea stammered, "You'll know just go and have a look. Anyway, I don't know what to say."

"Go and see." Zhang Moqian's face darkened and he said solemnly. Lan Xixi was kind to him, and he could not refuse to save him. Besides, the beer square is still a place he covered, and it is unreasonable except for the problem.

Could it be that Feng Long is still unwilling to accept it? He is coming to harass Sister Xixi again?

When Zhang Moqian and Fatty came to the Beer Square, no matter how calm they were, they were still shocked by the scene inside the Beer Square.

I saw that inside and outside the door of the beer square, there were all women in color, and they were all sexy and charming clothes. Zhang Moqian and the fat man tried hard to swallow their saliva and stared at the group of women. There were not a hundred women, but seventy or eighty.

"Why are there so many beauties?" In the shock, the fat man's eyes immediately lit up. "There are so many beauties in Queensland? But why do they all come to the beer square? Do you know that this is the territory covered by my fat man and you all come to see me?"

“…”

The two unscrupulous men swallowed again and put down the Mercedes-Benz S600.

It’s not that the two of them have a low character, but the scene is really shocking. The first ones are all beauties and first-class beauties. Secondly, these women’s dresses are very sexy and charming.

The door of the beer square was stopped by the sexy beauties, and they couldn't even squeeze in. I don't know what the situation inside was like. Could it be these beauties who are causing trouble? Zhang Moqian and the fat man walked to the door with their eyes full of eyes. Zhang Moqian coughed: "This, beauties sisters, let it go."

One of the beautiful women with big eyes moved their sexy and enchanting lips, pointing at Zhang Moqian and said, "Zhang Moqian? Why are you here?" As they spoke, their eyes were full of charm, as confusing as if they had not been born in a thousand years.

"Yueyue, why are you?" Because there were too many beauties blocking the door, Zhang Moqian didn't pay attention at first, but now he heard Yueyue's voice and then saw her.

"We are responsible for the safety of the beer square." Zhang Moqian replied.

"Staff?" Yueyue's lively eyes flashed, as if a single eye wave could fascinate the crowd. "Zhang Moqian, you are so young, why are you here to work in the beer square? Is it a pitiful child laborer?"

Zhang Moqian almost fell after hearing this? Child laborer? This woman's imagination is indeed excellent.

"Yueyue, let's make it happen, we really have something urgent." Zhang Moqian said again.

"Is there an urgent matter?" Yueyue frowned, making her look even more charming. No matter what action a beautiful woman moves, she can confuse people's hearts and shake people's hearts. Even if she frowned, she still has a unique flavor. "No, Zhang Moqian, is our little lazy sister doing things inside? She doesn't allow others to disturb her. Hehe, you'd better wait for our little lazy sister to finish the work. Otherwise, the little lazy sister will blame us."

Yueyue said pitifully to Zhang Moqian and the fat men. Seeing Yueyue's appearance as a fairy, Zhang Moqian felt a cold sweat. It was so pitiful! The flea group of brothers and Lan Xixi's security guards could not solve the problem in front of him. How dare you ask, facing a delicate and pitiful woman, can you bear to violently add up your fists and feet?

Finally, under Yueyue's leadership, the group of sexy women standing at the door lined up with their proud peaks one by one, and they decided not to enter.

ps1: Thanks to the young Niu Blind, Kuang Lan, Daizhi, Feng Xiaobai, the deadly Xiaobai, Zeng Xianwei and several book friends for their support. Today, because there is something wrong, it was updated a little late.
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