Chapter 405 Wife!
Yu Xiaoan's body is like a flawless piece of jade, which makes people want to hold it in their arms and cherish it.
"Have you seen enough?" Yu Xiaoan said coldly: "After you have seen enough, just sign and put your handprints on me."
"I said I just want you to take off your clothes?" Zhang Moqian looked at Yu Xiaoan with a sneer.
"What else do you want to do?" Yu Xiaoan said in shame and anger.
"What do I want to do?" Zhang Moqian sneered, lit a cigarette and took a sip. Then he slowly stood up, took off his pants, then sat down, and pointed at Yu Xiaoan under his crotch.
"Put it in your mouth and lick it!"
"What? Don't want to?" Zhang Moqian shrugged, "Then I have no choice but to have the signature and handprint you want!"
Yu Xiaoan slowly lowered his head.
Twenty minutes later.
Zhang Moqian put on his pants and looked at Yu Xiaoan wiping his mouth aside, and he felt complicated and unaware.
"Can you sign it?"
"Okay, I'll sign."
After leaving Yu Xiaoan's villa, Zhang Moqian drove the car in a daze. After driving for a while, he didn't know what was going on. Thinking of the previous scene, he felt so upset.
Parking the car on the side of the road, Zhang Moqian lit a cigarette and sucked it in big mouthfuls, like a vacuum cleaner. He quickly finished sucking one, then ignited another one, and did the same.
After throwing the seventh cigarette butt, Zhang Moqian called.
“Get out and drink.”
Zhang Moqian likes barbecue in southern Yunnan, especially the nationally renowned Jianshui barbecue, which tastes so good. In the Magic City, a relatively authentic Jianshui barbecue is located near Zaozhuang Road.
This authentic Jianshui barbecue restaurant is often full from morning to midnight.
Zhang Moqian and Zhao Shi came here to have a few times. After coming to Jianshui Barbecue Restaurant, Zhang Moqian sat in the private room and waited for less than ten minutes, and Bitch Chen came.
"I'm just about to love Pan Ying. I'll come with one call. How about it, that's enough, is it?" Chen Bitch sat down with a smile and said, "What's wrong, do you miss the smell of Jianshui?"
"Come on, let's go first?" Zhang Moqian bit open two bottles of beer with his mouth and handed it to Chen Bitch.
"Okay, I'm done." Bitch Chen was definitely not pretentious about what he was eating, and he drank it in one breath.
After blowing a bottle of wine, Chen Chao could see at a glance that Zhang Moqian was in a bad mood.
Brother? What is a brother?
I am sad, I will drink with you, and when I encounter problems, I will accompany you to overcome difficulties.
This is called brother.
The only two of them were drinking today. Zhang Moqian called the waiter and asked them to serve the skewers. The beef, beef tendon, eel meat, black fish meat, pig tail, chicken butt, leeks, mushrooms, melons, etc. Of course, the stinky tofu tofu cubes in Jianshui barbecue was directly served for two hundred yuan.
Then, Zhang Moqian ordered two more pieces of beer and two kilograms of corn wine transported from Jianshui.
The two of them almost scared the waiter after eating so much.
Chen Chao didn't ask what happened to Zhang Moqian. The two of them have been brothers for so many years and have a habit of using brothers. They will never be vague, but they will not say anything that is not needed.
Chen Chao knew that even if he asked, it would be useless. What he could do was drink with him. Brothers who could live by life were never restricted. The amount of alcohol can drink two pounds per pound, and this is the brother.
Zhang Moqian picked up a piece of roasted lamb and put it in his mouth. It was very spicy and chewy. He pointed to the beer on the ground and said, "Can I blow six bottles at a time?"
"I remember that our records were blowing five bottles in a row, but the shadow guy was so good that he didn't even bring him to the bathroom without even blowing seven bottles." Chen Chao said with a laugh.
"If you can blow six bottles, I can do it too." Chen Bitch said while using chopsticks to flip the mutton beef tofu and other food on the kang, "You and I have a drink of half a pound, can I admit defeat?"
"Okay, why don't you make a bet and let's play six bottles together. If I lose, you can ask me a question casually and I will answer truthfully. Otherwise, I will ask you." Zhang Moqian said.
"Truthless, no problem." Chen Chao sacrificed his life to accompany his brothers.
So, the two opened six bottles in a row and put them in front of them.
"Whoever finishes drinking first wins."
"Prepare, start!"
Fortunately, I was in the private room and sent the waiter away, so I didn't let him. If others saw their drinking posture, I would be frightened.
Which man from the new generation is a coward?
The two of them drank one bottle and then the second bottle, and continued to drink it.
Finally, when Zhang Moqian finished drinking six bottles, Chen Chao had half a bottle left.
"I won!"
"What do you want to ask? Ask!"
"How many centimeters does your little brother have?" Zhang Moqian asked.
“Seventeen.”
"Hahaha...I am eighteen." Zhang Moqian said proudly.
"Call the people next door, bet again." Chen Chao roasted thirty hot dogs at once. After the hot dogs were cooked, he picked up the plate and put fifteen in each plate.
"Whoever finishes the 15th hot dog and doesn't vomit when we eat this time, who will win?"
After the two of them said that they had prepared, they started eating at the pile of hot dogs on the plate.
Eating one hot dog may make you feel delicious, eating two hot dogs will make you feel the hot dogs become odorful, and eating three will make you want to vomit, let alone fifteen hot dogs.
At the end of the meal, the expressions on both of them were extremely wonderful.
Perhaps it was because of the last game that he lost. In order to make face, Bitch Chen finally finished eating all the fifteenth and the hot dog before Zhang Moqian.
"I won, it's my turn to ask you this time." Chen Chao asked with a smug look: "How many minutes did you hold on when you broke the ground?"
"Four points."
"Haha...I'll be seven minutes."
After three rounds of drinking, after drinking beer and liquor together, Zhang Moqian and Chen Chao, two big men who experienced life and death that ordinary people could not experience, began to grow their tongues, but they continued to drink, continued to eat, and continued to chat, eating barbecue, beer and liquor.
The topics we talk about are all about the days we were in the department training.
"Fuck, Bitch Chen, you bastard, do you remember Instructor Li Ping who taught us foreign languages?" Zhang Moqian was drunk and pointed at Bitch Chen's nose and cursed: "Fuck that time you stole Instructor Li Ping's black stockings. After you finished stroking the pipe, you stuffed the black stockings under my mattress. Later, instructor Li Ping discovered that she was punished to run 60 kilometers and be grass."
"My uncle, didn't you say you wanted to masturbate too?" Bitch Chen murmured.
As he drank, Bitch Chen was so drunk that he stumbled to the bathroom for a while, then returned to the chair, pointed at Zhang Moqian and said, "You kid, do you still remember the training in Myanmar? If it weren't for me, your kid's life would have been over. Do you have to thank me if you know? Do you owe me a huge favor?"
"Get out of here with me. I have saved you twice. You have saved me once. You still owe me my life once. So you have to do whatever I ask you to do in the future." Zhang Moqian handed Chen Chao a bottle of beer and said drunk.
"Yes... you said it right. I still owe you a life. I will do whatever you tell me. If anyone dares to mess with you, I will fight with him."
The two of them drank until late at night, and were already drunk, and they helped each other to leave Jianshui Barbecue Restaurant.
After walking together with their shoulders, Chen Chao suddenly turned his head drunk, "No, it's time to go here, I've made a mistake."
The two walked for another time and met a fat woman with freckles on the way.
"Hey, there is a beauty, where are you going?" Bitch Chen shouted at the fat woman.
The fat woman almost jumped, glared at the two drunks in disgust, and left as if she was running away, fearing that they would be pulled over and raped by these two drunks.
Finally, the two separated at a crossroads.
Chen Chao staggered home, while Zhang Moqian walked towards Century Park.
After drinking too much beer, Zhang Moqian urinated several times along the way, and he was very ill-equipped to solve the problem in the flowers.
When he came to Yu Xiaoan's villa, the lights in Yu Xiaoan's study were already off.
Zhang Moqian kicked the door and shouted loudly: "Open the door quickly, open the door quickly."
Yu Xiaoan didn't fall asleep because of what happened tonight. After hearing the sound, he opened the curtains and found that Zhang Moqian was drunk and actually kicking the door.
She went downstairs and opened the door.
"Xiao An, are you Xiao An?" Zhang Moqian hugged Yu Xiao An in his arms and put his mouth full of alcohol on Yu Xiao An's pretty face.
"What are you going to do?" Yu Xiaoan pushed Zhang Moqian away vigorously.
"Xiao An...I love you so much..." Zhang Moqian took Yu Xiao An's hand, unable to stand, leaning against the door, his tongue was numbed by alcohol, and he spoke slowly: "Xiao An, shouldn't we break up... Didn't you say that you would be my wife for the rest of your life? Did I do something wrong and make you angry, and you want to break up with me?"
"You're drunk." Yu Xiaoan said.
"Drunk? I'm not drunk. What do you think is this?" Zhang Moqian stretched out three fingers, "These are three right? Look, where am I drunk?"
"Xiao An, let's get back together! I must be a good man..."
"We've broken up."
"... I broke up... Well, yes, I've broken up. Xiao An, I'll tell you a secret... Don't tell others... Actually, I want to marry you the most, um, wife..." Zhang Moqian leaned against the door and said, his body slowly softened and he fell asleep.
Yu Xiaoan squatted down and looked at Zhang Moqian with a gentle face.
Chapter completed!