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Chapter 142 The man is the cow, the woman is the land

"Many times, women have strong vanity. Whether this woman is white, rich, beautiful or rich, because vanity is like jealousy, it is a woman's nature. Many women like to hold a bouquet of roses and drag the man beside her to hold his head up on the road, thinking that this is very show-off. Believe me, many men actually think that this behavior is stupid. Especially when women ask their men to hold a big handful of roses and wait downstairs of her company, waiting for her to get off work while being watched and guided by others."

This is the classic theory of Chen Chao and Chen Bitch.

Zhang Moqian also deeply agreed, but it is difficult for men. Sometimes, in order to push women, they have to do some behaviors that seem idiots but women seem romantic.

Don’t you push the beauty down? Why do you keep it? You won’t be full if you see?

When Zhang Moqian came to Zhicheng's home with a rose, he walked into the apartment just at 6 o'clock in the afternoon. Zhao Shi's parents were not there for social engagements, and the nanny Wu Ma was sent away by her. Zhao Shi was the only one in the family.

When the doorbell was ringed, Zhao Shi opened the door soon.

Zhang Moqian's eyes lit up. Zhao Shi was dressed very sexy. The clothes that Zhang Moqian could not describe looked straight and straight, with a soft waist. The pants were tight-fitting denim hot pants. Zhang Moqian's eyes fell from the deep groove between his buttocks and could never crawl out.

"Vulgar, always give roses." Zhao Shi glared at Zhang Moqian, but she still took the rose happily. The woman's mind was very complicated and an animal with different hearts. At this time, Zhao Shi saw her beloved man giving her roses, and said she was vulgar, but she was already very happy.

"Hey, what is this?" Zhao Shi saw the love letter paper in the middle of the roses and couldn't help but open it and look.

"Wet, I want to thank you for your whole life. However, I don't like to express my gratitude to you in words, so the word "Thank you" can be removed." After reading it, Zhao Shi smiled and held Zhang Moqian's arm and said, "What do you want to thank me?"

"You are reading it carefully." Zhang Moqian said meaningfully.

Zhao Shi read it again, but still shook her head.

"The key point is the last sentence." Zhang Moqian reminded, Shishi has always been smart, but was stupid today? Don't you understand yet?

"Remove the word "Yan"?" Zhao Shi was stunned and then looked at the first sentence: "Wet, I want to ejaculate you for the rest of my life."

"Garden bun, you hooligan." Zhao Shi cursed with a red face.

"I'm not a hooligan." Zhang Moqian said angrily: "In the dictionary, the definition of the word hooligan is: refers to people who have no fixed jobs and often provoke trouble; also refers to people who are unemployed and do evil. Later, they are used to refer to people who do not do their jobs and do evil."

To be honest, I am the boss of Golden Sunshine, with a fixed job and often causing trouble? That has nothing to do with him. As for not doing his job properly, I hope I am a very kind and cute handsome guy who follows the route of sunshine idol, okay?

Therefore, Zhao Shi called her a hooligan, and Zhang Moqian firmly disagreed.

"Okay, you are a shameless man, are you shameless?" Zhao Shi said speechlessly as she listened to Zhang Moqian's arguments and defended herself.

Although they pretend to be angry on their faces, they are not at all unhappy in their hearts. Women's minds are very complicated, otherwise how could there be a saying that women's hearts are under the sea, and they have the minds of singing women. Don't guess. Women will hate them to men they don't like to tell bad jokes in front of them. But no matter how explicit the man they like, they are only happy, and they will even be serious about the other party's humorous and funny.

This is the difference between like and dislike, and there is no other reason.

After welcoming the local buns into the house, Zhao Shi put the rose in her, and at the same time put the "very loving" confession written to her by the local buns into her diary, and then walked out of the bedroom sweetly.

"I'll cook for you." Zhao Shi said nervously. She doesn't know how to cook. Usually, Wu's mother goes into the kitchen. She can count the time she enters the kitchen with one hand.

Before she was with Zhang Moqian, she didn't think that a woman should cook. Men could cook too. Later, she talked about love with Zhang Moqian and heard her best friend say that in order to keep a man's heart, she had to keep a man's stomach. So Zhao Shi began to get nervous. What kind of woman does men like the most? She could go to the hall, go to the kitchen, and get out of the big bed. Naturally, she couldn't make the local bun feel that she was useless, so she decided to start learning to cook, and this morning she pestered Wu Ma and taught her for a while.

In the afternoon, she sent Wu Ma away and went to the supermarket to buy some vegetables. Then she called the local bun and asked Lailai to have a meal at home. Preparing for her first practice, Zhao Shi was still very nervous and uneasy. Although she was careless, vigorous, and fierce, he was also a little woman, hoping to get Zhang Moqian's recognition.

"You cook? Can you eat?" Zhang Moqian attacked without hesitation.

"Hmph, rustic bun, don't look down on people." Zhao Shi curled her lips and said, "You wait for me when you watch the football game, I'll do it for you now."

"Okay, then I'll be waiting to have a feast." Zhang Moqian laughed and sat in the living room and watched TV. There was no football game today. Zhang Moqian was transferred to Central Station 1 and was playing the military drama "Soldier Assault". Zhang Moqian liked this TV series very much, and he still enjoyed it after watching it many times.

Zhang Moqian watches TV. Zhao Shi, the famous sexy goddess in Kunzhou, became a housewife and was busy in the kitchen. She was very warm and washed the dishes and was cutting the dishes. As she thought about it, a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. It would be great if she could do this every day, and cook for local buns to eat.

Maybe he was too immersed in his mind and didn't pay attention to the kitchen knife in his hand. Suddenly, his fingers hurt, and Zhao Shi couldn't help but say "ah".

Hearing the wet cry, Zhang Moqian ran into the kitchen.

"Wet, what's wrong? Cut the fingers into it?" Zhang Moqian saw Zhao Shi pressing his left index finger at a glance.

"Yes." Zhao Shi frowned, and a look of pain appeared on her face.

"Let me see." Zhang Moqian looked down. Fortunately, the wound was not deep. After putting Zhao Shi's fingers in his mouth to suck the blood, he blamed him: "Why are you so careless? Go disinfect and bandage quickly, I'll cook."

Zhao Shi, who had cut her fingers, felt sweet when she heard Zhang Moqian's concern, but soon, Zhang Moqian said another word that made her crazy.

"If you hurt your fingers, it will definitely affect your joining the party tonight. Alas, several movements are inconvenient."

“…”

"Can't you think about something serious in your head?" Zhao Shi's pretty face was angry and glared at Zhang Moqian fiercely.

"God is fair. God is fair. He gives women two advantages and also gives them a loophole. Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage. Men often grasp the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for the loopholes of women. This is called seamless. Why do men and women get married? Men figure it out and women think it openly. Why divorce? Men know the depth and women know the length. Wet and wet. I will sacrifice myself tonight and use my strengths to make up for your loopholes." Zhang Moqian said with great righteousness.

"Bored." Zhao Shi rolled her eyes.

"Wet, do you know the reason why men get fat and women lose weight after the combination of men and women?" Zhang Moqian smiled.

"What?"

"Men have two bags of fresh milk, one bird's nest and two abalone fillets every night; while women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night." Zhang Moqian's smile was lewd.

"It's milk, bird's nest and abalone fillets. So, your men's lives are really good?" Zhao Shi pinched the shameless man in front of him with his uninjured hand.

"No, no! Men are cows, women are ground. There are no broken ground, only tired cows; the cows become thinner and thinner, and the ground is ripe. However, for our family to get wet and wet, it is worth it to be thinner and tired." Zhang Moqian pretended to be very miserable, and was about to continue making nonsense, but seeing Zhao Shi's white and tender fingers bleeding again, Zhang Moqian felt distressed and quickly shut up. He quickly pulled Zhao Shi to the living room to find hydrogen peroxide, helped Zhao Shi disinfect her own hands, and put a band-aid on her. Let her sit in the living room and watch TV. If the program is not good, just leave the cooking to him.

Zhao Shi once heard Zhang Moqian brag about how good he cooked and was able to cook good dishes in front of her, and could compete with the five-star chef. But she never tasted the dishes he cooked once, so she had any interest in watching TV and surfing the Internet. She went directly to the kitchen, looked at the local buns with her eyes wide open, and saw what flowers he could make.

I was embarrassed by Zhao Shi's big beautiful eyes. Zhang Moqian said helplessly: "It is said that men are the most handsome when they concentrate on doing things. Am I very handsome now? It makes you feel excited?"

"Narcissist." Zhao Shi gave Zhang Moqian a blank look. However, she did not move and leaned against the wall to watch Zhang Moqian cut vegetables.

"How did you practice your knife skills?" Seeing the kitchen knife in Zhang Moqian's hand, it was quick and easy under the chopping board, jumping in moderation, maintaining its strength and distance well, and the thickness of each lotus slice cut was the same.

"This is born. I am gifted and I have this level when I use a kitchen knife for the first time. My mother has praised me." Zhang Moqian said with a shameless face.
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