【384】Small wine
After I led the master in, the master smiled and walked to the old superstition who was still writing calligraphy with the bags of gifts. He shook the gifts in front of the old superstition and said, "Old guy, look at what I brought for you, Beijing roast duck, do you want to eat it?"
The old superstitious looked up at the bag calmly, lowered his head, continued to write calligraphy, and said, "What are you spending this money? Eating greasy food is not good for your health, cough cough."
As he said that, he started coughing.
"Oh, can you, old guy, still want to be a monk? Do you like to eat? Wife, take it over and eat it ourselves." The master turned around and said, Master Qiuxiang's wife came over to take the bags of things, and the coffee table was placed on it.
"Huizi, Xiangzi, come and introduce it to you. This is also my wife, named Su Daji, just call him Daji's wife." The master hugged Daji's wife with an excited look on his face and introduced it to us happily.
I nodded and shouted, "Hello, Master Daji."
"Hello, Master's wife." Brother Xiang also stood up quickly.
Master Qiuxiang’s wife didn’t seem to care. Sometimes I really wanted to beat the master. These two masters were basically all beautiful, but they even let him take two of them together.
"Let Huizi, Xiangzi, get some New Year's money." The master said and took out two red envelopes from his pocket. I quickly took them over. I felt empty. When I opened them, I saw that there was nothing inside.
"Master, where is the money here?" I asked hurriedly.
"Cao, I said I would give you two red envelopes, are you talking about giving you two money?" My master cursed: "Besides, if I didn't let the water go, can you two enter the Demon Catching Bureau? You two should just join the Demon Catching Bureau as a gift to you."
This old grandson is so shameless. Although he might have let the exam a little bit, it was also the result of my efforts from Brother Xiang and I.
"You two are really, as soon as you meet, it's really tacky." My master said, "Hurry up and put on your clothes and let's go out for dinner."
I looked at the master's joyful appearance and looked at the calm old superstition next to me. After thinking about it, I still said, "Master, I always superstitious about him..."
"What's wrong with this old guy?" the master asked in confusion.
The old superstitious stood up at this time and said, "I'd better tell me, Xiaojiu, I have cancer, probably only half a year of survival."
"It's the New Year, why are you kidding like this?" The master frowned and patted the old superstitious shoulder and said, "You are in such good health, and you must live a hundred years old. You are only seventy or eighty years old."
"Okay, Xiaojiu, it's true." Old superstitious smiled dryly: "I have lived for so long and have enough of it. It's time to go on and be a ghost clerk and enjoy it."
"Bad." My master cursed: "How could you get cancer? You are in such good health, I don't believe it."
"Don't you know Bai Wuchang? You'll believe it if you let him look at the book of life and death?" said the old superstitious.
My master stood there and was stunned, his face became serious. He asked, "Is it true?"
"Have I ever joked like this?" asked the old superstitious.
"Huh!" My master breathed a long sigh and said, "Don't worry, I won't let you die so early." After that, he turned around and was about to leave. Old superstitious grabbed his arm and asked, "What do you want to do?"
"Huizi, Xiangzi, go to the underworld with me to change the book of life and death!" My master roared and pushed away the old superstition.
"Huizi, stopping your master, changing the life and death book is a taboo, that kind of thing cannot be done!" The old superstition yelled after being pushed away.
When I heard this, I rushed up and stopped me in front of the master. My master frowned and looked at me and asked, "What? Do you want to see the old superstitious death?"
"No, master, don't be impulsive, you will always find a way. Even if you want to attack the underworld, we are not enough." I quickly persuaded.
"I'm right, I'm calling someone, numb." After saying that, the master took out his cell phone and wanted to call.
"Stop!" Suddenly, the old superstitious took out a dagger and pressed it on his neck: "Xiao Jiu, stop quickly, otherwise I will die in front of you immediately, and it will be useless for you to change the life and death book."
The master looked back and frowned and shouted, "Old guy, are you stupid?"
"I knew that you would be like this when you told you, but you also know the consequences. If you change the book of life and death, you will suffer from cause and effect, and that kind of thing cannot be done." Old superstitious advised.
Brother Xiang also stood on the side of the old superstition at this time and said, "Master, calm down, you really can't do such things."
"Okay, okay, you are all awesome, old guy, if you want to die, go to die by yourself!" After saying that, my master ran out angrily.
"Su Daji, hurry up and don't let him go to the underworld." The old superstitious immediately yelled at Daji's wife. Daji's wife nodded quickly and chased her out.
At this time, Master Qiuxiang also walked to Lao Shi, took his knife down, and said, "Old Li, don't be stupid. You and I know what that guy Wu Jiu looks like. If you can't think of any other way, he will definitely rush to the underworld."
"I know." Old Superstitious sighed and shook his head and said, "Life and death are the destiny of heaven. Who can't die? Why can't Xiaojiu understand it?"
"Okay, I'm superstitious. You have a good rest yourself. I'll go out to see the master." I was also a little worried about the master at this time, so I said, turned around and ran out.
Don’t think it’s very simple to rush to the underworld and make a big fuss, let alone change the book of life and death, and the cycle of cause and effect, one retribution will be repeated for one retribution.
In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong changed the life and death books of all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, hoping to make them immortal, but he attracted the heavenly soldiers and gods, almost razed the Huaguo Mountain to the ground. The monkeys died and did not even have the chance to be reincarnated. In the end, Sun Wukong also let Wuzhi Mountain be suppressed for five hundred years.
This is cause and effect, a mysterious thing. Of course, it is a story in Journey to the West, but now in reality, if the master really rushed to the underworld, not to mention whether he could beat the Ten Kings of Hell, just tampering with the Book of Life and Death, the master will suffer a great disaster or even a death knot in the future.
After I ran out, I searched everywhere. After searching for a long time, I finally found the master in the alley where I first saw Han Sifan. At this time, the master was sitting alone on the ground, with a box of beer next to him, and was drinking. Daji's wife was just watching the master's wife worriedly, and she didn't say anything.
I walked to the master and sat down, opened a bottle of wine, took a sip and asked, "What are you doing when you drink alone, Master."
Chapter completed!