Chapter 227 Classmate Chen is amazing
When Yang Tao and Meng Wei got up, it was already dawn, and it was already past nine o'clock.
Last night's Wuliang Yuanjiulong tasted sour and it felt good after drinking it. His face was not blushing, his heart was not beating, his head was not hurt, so it was inevitable that he drank a little too much. So it was understandable that he even forgot to attend class until this time of sleep.
When the two of them cleaned up and found that Chen Chufan and the two girls had left the room, they ran directly to the lobby service desk to check out. The cashier at the service desk changed to a charming little mm at work today, so when they were waiting for the waiter on the floor to check the room, Yang Tao started chatting with the cashier mm excitedly.
Xiaomm's face turned red, and when she was checking out the room for the customers next to her, she was a little absent-minded. In short, the atmosphere on the scene was quite harmonious.
Until the intercom next to Xiao mm, the voice of the floor waiter suddenly came, "I consumed a box of Jieshibang condoms in Room 1526!"
The atmosphere on the scene was really harmonious before this.
The cashier at the service desk looked up and looked at the two big men who came to check out in confusion.
Yang Tao's ambiguous smile still hung on his face and had not dissipated.
Meng Wei's black face became even darker.
"Are you wrong? Impossible! Yesterday we two men were in the room. Why did you use that thing? Do you blow balloons? Do we look that boring?" Yang Tao shouted angrily, "Besides, I haven't used up all the things I brought myself, why do you use your hotel!"
As he said that, in order to prove himself, Yang Tao quickly took out three Durex from his shirt pocket and held it in his hand and shook it proudly. "Is Durex in your hotel? I saw it yesterday, it was obviously all Jieshibang!"
The beautiful cashier mm's face became even more weird.
Meng Wei's face turned red with blackness.
There is a street in the city, a temple in the street, and there are many Arhat Bodhisattvas in the temple, and an old monk.
The streets are still messy, and the Buddhists are still pious and pure.
Chen Chufan had already forgotten at this time that he had taken away a box of Jie Shibang from Yang Tao and Meng Wei's room like a thief. He was holding Xiao Chen Qiu's hand, passing through the chaotic streets, and coming to the pious and pure gate of Buddhism.
So outside the gate of Guiyuan Temple, two figures, one big and one small, began to look up at the golden sign of "Guiyuan Temple" shining brightly under the warm sunshine.
Chen Chufan looked at the sign for a moment, pulled Xiao Chen Qiu's little hand and walked backwards.
"Dad. This has come, why do you have to turn back!" Xiao Chen Qiu asked in confusion.
"Well, I'm asking you well. Today, my dad will teach you the first principle of being a human being. It's not a big mistake for many people. We are here to ask for help today, so we can't be empty-handed. It used to be a poor student, but now my dad is a little rich, so it's not a good idea to do this." Chen Chufan shook his head and taught him a lesson.
"Oh!" Chen Qiu nodded in a vague way, then followed his father back to the messy street, crossed a row of small shops burning incense on the street, and came to the vegetable market not far from the temple. Chen Chufan weighed a pound of braised fragrant pork head meat, bought a big roast duck with grilled oil, and carried it in his hand and walked towards Guiyuan Temple again.
"father"
"Um?"
"Monks can't eat meat, why do you buy some meat?" Xiao Chen Qiu looked confused.
"How do you know that monks can't eat meat?" Chen Chufan was even more confused than Chen Qiu.
"When I was born, we exchanged memories!"
"Uh? That's called exchanging memory? Then what else do you know?" Chen Chufan was shocked and looked at Xiao Chen Qiu and said in horror.
"I know everything my dad knows!" Xiao Chenqiu had a tall chest, extremely proud.
"Then what do you think your father likes the most? What do you hate the most? What do you hope the most?" Chen Chufan asked with his eyebrows and noses frowned and his eyes narrowed slightly.
This question is too broad and it means being deliberately difficult. For a young boy or a small animal who is not very experienced, it is very difficult to read these things from the complicated memories. So Xiao Chen Qiu leaned his head and put his chubby little index finger in his mouth for a long time before he was excited to think about the answer.
"Dad likes island women the most and hates island men the most. He hopes that all the love action movies in island countries will not be mosaiced!"
The noisy market means people coming and going. Xiao Chen Qiu's tender and innocent voice, coupled with shocking words, immediately shocked many uncles and aunts around him who had never seen the world, and they all looked at the weird father and son, and even held an aunt who was a three or four-year-old girl. After hearing this, he picked up his uncle with a ignorant face and ran away from the weird father and son like a flying man, as if he was hiding from some prehistoric beast.
While running, he was still muttering: "The world is getting worse and worse, but people's hearts are not as good as ever. Big gangsters teach little hooligans. Our little girl can look for men in the future and you can look for them to highlight your eyes!"
Even though Chen Chufan had already trained with Yang Tao and Ye Feng for a long time, he could not resist being focused on so many strange gazes, and even more so that the big gangster's evaluation. He couldn't help but blush. He picked up the question he was still there and felt that he had answered the question asked by his bad father correctly. He was proud of the little guy, holding the braised pork roast duck he had just bought in one hand, quickly disappeared into the noisy market.
"Huh, Huh, don't you hear this in front of your mother in the future! Huh, Huh!" Standing inside the door of Guiyuan Temple, Chen Chufan seriously taught his precious son a lesson.
Xiao Chenqiu nodded ignorantly.
Chen Chufan looked at the little guy's ignorant appearance and couldn't help but shake his head. When he remembered that Xiao Chen Qiu was still a guinea pig, he was lying on Su Xiuqing's chest. He couldn't help but sweat again. He hurriedly said: "You can't talk about the things in M Country, especially if you can't mention your Aunt Xiuqing to her, do you know?"
"I understand, dad!" Xiao Chen Qiu nodded quickly, but his eyes were involuntarily looking at the bag of braised roast duck that Chen Chufan was carrying in his other hand, and a little saliva flowed out of the corner of his mouth. Chen Chufan's running just now loosened the bag that he had tied tightly, and the smell of meat was coming from the bag.
"Want to eat?"
Xiao Chen Qiu nodded desperately.
"What dad told you just now?"
"I promise not to tell my mother!" Xiao Chen Qiu's loud and tender voice made people laugh.
"Well, okay, then daddy gives you a duck leg first!"
He greeted the surprised old monk in front of Master Longyuan's Zen Room. Chen Chufan walked into the Zen Room with a bag in one hand and Chen Qiu in the other.
"Mr. Chen, what do you mean today?" Master Longyuan looked at the fat boy with laughter and tears in his eyes at the braised pork and roast duck that Chen Chufan was holding in his left hand, and then pulled the duck legs with his right hand and asked.
"Hehe, the master invited me to have two more meals in the temple, and helped a lot of kids. Today I brought some food to visit the master and talked to the master about Buddhism. Isn't that great!" Chen Chufan's half-white words made Master Longyuan shake his head repeatedly.
"Amitabha, monks do not eat meat and fish! Sin, ah, sin!" Master Longyuan's face turned solemn.
"Everything that has its appearance is false! What is meat and fish?"
"What Mr. Chen holds in his hand!"
"All said it is false, how can there be meat and fish?"
When a young man acts like a scoundrel, the honest master has no choice but to respond to the old saying, "Holy gangsters are not scary, they are afraid that they will become gangsters. It can be seen that it is necessary to be a successful gangster and read the scriptures carefully.
So Longyuan finally chose to ask with a bitter face, "What's wrong with Mr. Chen? Why not speak out! Don't play as a monk!"|
"This kid is actually my son's name is Chen Qiu. He is just not in the official position yet. I have to ask the master to think of a solution!"
Hearing Master Longyuan say this, Chen Chufan simply pulled Xiao Chen Qiu forward: "Call Grandpa!"
"Hello, Grandpa Bald Monk!" Xiao Chen Qiu was very obedient today and could learn from it.
Master Longyuan looked at Chen Qiu, who was already four or five years old, and then looked at Chen Chufan, who looked a little embarrassed. He lost his words. Cold sweat was visible to the naked eye on his bare head. His kind-eyed face was frowned involuntarily, looking like an old monk who had lost his defeat with the Taoist priest.
"Mr. Chen's actions are indeed unexpected, unexpected. Mr. Chen is indeed smart and cute, cute and clever!"
"Master, don't just say that these are useless. This kid is naughty by nature, so he wants to send him to school to ask those great masters to educate him well. But he doesn't have a household registration and the school doesn't accept it. If you don't help me think of a solution, it will be your fault if this child learns bad things in the future!" Chen Chufan opened his mouth and put a big hat on Master Longyuan's head.
The monk was dizzy.
"Mr. Chen, this is Guiyuan Temple, it's not the Civil Affairs Bureau. Are you looking for the wrong place?"
"Master Longyuan is scaring me again. The Civil Affairs Bureau can handle it, why am I here? This little guy has nothing, no birth certificate, no household registration, no adoption certificate, no file, and even no domestic free vaccine. I just took the Civil Affairs Bureau to do so. They wouldn't detain my baby son!"
"Is this little guy really your son?"
"Of course, is it yours?"
"Dear?"
Chen Chufan hesitated for a moment and gritted his teeth. "Dear!"
"I remember Mr. Chen just turned 21 this year!"
"yes!"
"The little guy is five or six years old, right?"
"It's almost the same!"
"The layman is very powerful! It's so amazing!" Master Longyuan lifted up his sleeve and gave a thumbs up.
Xiao Chen Qiu, who was on the side, was impatient, "You bald, it's unreasonable. My father asked you to discuss the serious matters. Why are you always wandering around there? Is it over?"
The child spoke without any hesitation, Long Yuan was stunned and his face turned red.
"Master, look, this kid is so naughty. If you don't educate yourself well, you'll probably be in a mess!" Chen Chufan on the side looked angry, and he wanted to fight but couldn't bear to take action, which fully interpreted the role of a kind father.
Chapter completed!