Chapter 1403: Win at the starting line(2/2)
Li Laisi returned to normal after staggering for two steps. She took the knife from Li Cang's hand and attacked the yellow sheep directly: "It's perfect medium rare, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Little Miss, come and try it. Little Cangzi, you've been very happy lately.
You're very knowledgeable, and you performed well. If you had to have this 100% knowledge before, I would have warmed your bed for you many years ago, why do you have to wait until now?"
Li Cang nodded like a chicken eating rice and handed over a bottle of beer: "Ah, yes, yes!"
Lao Wang sideways glanced at Da Leizi: "Are you motion sick? Didn't you wake up? If I remember correctly, when we were freshmen, you were a strong woman weighing more than 200 pounds. You just wanted to warm your bed. How could the bed be warm?
Are you happy?"
Anyway, in the mouth of Dalei Zi and in the ears of the plastic girlfriends, her Comrade Li Laixi and Li Cang's little licking dog were all a story of a fight and a love affair with green plums, cooking wine and straw boats, borrowing arrows in the peach orchard, what kind of life and death relationship for ten years?
Five years of endless pursuit of life and death are all nonsense and nothing at all!
You think we are little Lasso, what a shame...
I am Li Laisi, who is upright and ambitious in defeating enemies from all over the world. Teacher Cang is just a local chicken and a dog.
Da Leizi only enjoys bragging, but she dares to say that there are still people who really dare to believe it. As a result, I don’t know how many girls in playdates are addicted to the girl’s dream made up by others and made up by their own imagination.
, which girl doesn’t want to have a complete youth?
The more Lao Wang listened, the more he felt that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, wait a moment before blowing the whistle, it's just a childhood sweetheart. Shouldn't it be a childhood sweetheart?"
"We are all brothers. We have a life-or-death friendship, so don't be so fussy about your words!" Li Leisi squatted there with a bottle of beer in her left hand and a bloodshot leg of lamb in her right hand, making her look bold and rough, "Teacher Cang,
A Xuan'er?"
Just one Xuan'er is enough.
However, Li Cang, who was extremely speechless, still reluctantly knocked the wine bottle with the girl.
Li Laisi pointed at Li Cang happily: "Look, look, this guy had this little expression when he was beaten by me in the past. Speaking of which, he was beaten in vain. This bastard is really bad. Every time I just want
He would try his best to get Rao Qifang to slap me twice if he even touched a finger. I always hold a grudge against him!"
"Wow, Sister Leilei, can you do this with such great beauty?"
"I used to have a lot of martial virtues, okay? Who made him grow up in my house all day long? Rao Qifang's symbolic little motherly love every day has all the sun shining on him, and I can't get any of it. That's it.
, Besides, it was all before the age of eleven or twelve. In fact, it was quite early for me to become sensible..."
"Teacher Cang's life is really not easy..."
"I'm actually okay." Li Cang recalled, "This bitch still has some sense of proportion. Only when that guy Lao Wang is beaten does he really deserve a beating~"
"This bitch is trying to kill me!" Lao Wang's face was filled with memories of his childhood. "I have already fully experienced the issue of who is the eldest brother and who is the third brother. Damn it, she was so worried about me at that time.
Damn it, it’s useless to say that this third brother just can’t be the eldest brother. She is. When I and Teacher Cang are fighting with others, they can’t just ask someone to help me, right?”
"Do you want face or a beating?"
"Shame on you!!"
"Then you are not unjust."
"Oh, you're not wrong~" Lao Wang took a drink from the wine bottle, "In the past, I used the skills of a three-legged cat to clean up Teacher Cang and me. Now, in addition to warming the bed, we also have to use humanoid grenades and meat.
Shield is a scapegoat, it’s such a relief!”
Li Cang coughed and said, "I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. What do you know? It's all necessary for the plot. I never let her die in vain, right?"
Li Laisi kept saying hard: "Bah! I'm happy with it! Envy it, Li Cang would have paid three billion for this kind of treatment, so why are you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so little?"
Lao Wang was dumbfounded: "I didn't expect you, Comrade Li Laixi, to be so snobbish. Can money buy life or pure love?"
"Buy a hammer! Li Cang and I already have that thing! It has plenty of power!"
Although Li Cang sometimes inevitably wonders whether this thing actually exists or not, it is actually a very doubtful question, but the honest and upright teacher Cang cannot do anything to sing the opposite at this time.
His relationship with the big brother Schrödinger is more stable, and he is always talking about it, and Quan thinks he is coaxing his daughter...
Having said that, let's take a step back...
Chapter completed!