121 Men Talk
Regarding Xu Wen's purpose of going out this time, he had already informed Zhang Yuanlong. Of course, Xu Wen did not explain the matter of the Nine Tribulations in detail, but only mentioned to Zhang Yuanlong that there would be a risk of life, but this guy still came here without hesitation, which made Xu Wen's favorability for him a lot.
On the way, Xia Qing and Xu Wen talked about some relaxed topics, such as what to eat at night, whether to try new dishes, and whether to memorize them after the tribulation. As they talked, Xia Qing quickly became a little tired and fell asleep leaning on Xu Wen's shoulder.
It was not until this time that Zhang Yuanlong dared to try to talk to Xu Wen.
"Master, you have a great relationship with your master's wife."
"Um……"
Xu Wen nodded and said, "That's natural."
"I have a question I want to ask Master, but I don't know that it is inconvenient for Master to answer."
"inconvenient."
"Let me hear what I ask first, Master..."
Zhang Yuanlong felt wronged.
"Forget it, you ask."
"Master's wife... she was actually a mortal, right?"
Xu Wen nodded, "How did you see it?"
"I have watched so many live episodes of my master's wife and made so many submission videos. Of course I can feel it." Zhang Yuanlong took a deep breath and said, "The master's wife gives people a feeling that she is approachable and easy to get along with, and she doesn't have the air of an immortal cultivator at all."
"Are you hinting that I like to show off my airs?"
"No, nothing is there, Master!"
"Be generous. I do have this style of doing things, but I don't think it's the problem."
"I also think there is nothing wrong with it. In short, the feeling that the teacher's wife gives people is that she is very down-to-earth, giving people the feeling of a sister next door..."
"You can worship your master's wife as much as you want, but if you dare to have any inappropriate thoughts about her, you should know the consequences if I don't say it."
"Hahahaha! Master is really... I dare not! When you chat, I didn't even dare to say more, for fear of affecting your relationship."
"Qingbao and I don't need to cultivate feelings, both the body and the mind are already very close."
"Yes, that's right!"
Zhang Yuanlong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I was worried that my master had been living in the fairy world before, so I wonder how to deepen my relationship between lovers."
"Hmph, I'm not stupid."
"But I always feel that something is missing..."
Xu Wen held his cheek, stared at Zhang Yuanlong's back and thought for a while, and then said, "Tell me what you understand."
"I feel that the master and his wife are still too polite. Being polite will bring about the problem of restraint, and it is difficult to express the words in this way."
"You're welcome? I don't think..." Xu Wen shook his head and said, "You don't know how many meals I've had at Qingbao's house, and I've eaten hers."
"Forehead……"
Master is really...
Zhang Yuanlong smiled a little awkwardly, "This is on the one hand... on the other hand, it may be because the master is too strong and his master's wife is unwilling to compete with you."
In this way, Xia Qing is indeed a bit too casual...
On non-principle issues, Xia Qing always obeys herself. Although this sense of pampering is good, Xu Wen doesn't have much sense of accomplishment either.
"Occasionally change your normal state. For example, if you become weaker, you may be able to further deepen your relationship with your master's wife? I think your master's wife is a very caring woman. If you are not so strong, she may be more proactive."
"You are right..."
Although it was not the original intention, I successfully deceived Xia Qing and brought herself home with my stupid image.
"I might be able to try it, as long as I can survive this time."
"Master is an immortal master who is not born in the world. This little trouble will definitely not cause you!"
While complimenting, Zhang Yuanlong continued to make suggestions, "In a weak state, while his master's wife was negligent in preventing her, she suddenly launched a powerful offensive. In this way, the master's wife would definitely surrender. This is called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger."
"I understand this. You often say this in the barrage, "It looks like a bronze, and it works like a king."
"Yes, that's what it means... Master can think carefully about combat strategies."
"But what do you mean by strong offensive?"
“Hey.”
“Eh?”
"Master, don't you understand what I said! I've already made it very obvious!"
"Obviously fart!"
Zhang Yuanlong asked Xu Wen a lot of questions in a roundabout way, and suddenly realized that this master was still a very innocent child.
Zhang Yuanlong forced himself to hold back his inner joy and then said to Xu Wen.
"Then... I'll send you some of my treasured learning materials a day, so that you can understand the meaning of 'strong offensive' at that time."
"No problem." Xu Wen put on an OK position. He was ready to learn how to communicate his feelings in mortals.
After the car drove into Nanjiang District, Xia Qing, who was sleeping with her head on her shoulder, slowly woke up. She stretched her waist and then raised her head to ask Xu Wen, "How are you... Are we here?"
"That wetland park should be near the intersection in front, but a mudslide broke out here a few days ago. I don't know if the car is allowed to enter..."
Zhang Yuanlong drove into the wetland park. As soon as he passed a few intersections, he was blocked by a mud flowing.
"There's nothing to do..."
Zhang Yuanlong leaned over and parked the car, "Master, let's stop here, right?"
"What can I do? We are immortal cultivators, so what's the trouble with this?"
Xu Wen patted Zhang Yuanlong's back seat and "drive directly over."
"Yes, can it be!"
"Just listen to me."
Zhang Yuanlong ignited the fire at Xu Wen's urging and set off again. When the car was approaching the mudslide blocking, Xu Wen raised his hand and the mud and rubble in front of him immediately vibrated and cracked, forming a perfect barrier that could pass through.
“Master is amazing!”
"If you use your spiritual power here, won't you be affected when you break through the realm later?"
"This little spiritual power will definitely not be affected. Thunder Tribulation doesn't care how much spiritual power you have."
"By the way, Xu Wen, I have been thinking about a question before, and I just dreamed again."
"explain."
"If every time you pass a tribulation, then if you put a lightning rod on your head, can you block the damage of the lightning strike?"
"Lightning rod? What is that..."
Xia Qing briefly introduced the function of the lightning rod to Xu Wen.
Xu Wen frowned and said, "Do you think passing the tribulation is a child playing house? The divine thunders of the heavenly tribulation are as thick as more than ten meters. How can you block a needle?"
"But the lightning rod itself is also used to prevent lightning disasters. In theory, no matter how big the lightning is, it can still be blocked-"
Zhang Yuanlong interrupted the conversation between the two, "Sister Qing, it is definitely unrealistic to wear a lightning rod on his head--"
"However, what if the lightning tower is?"
Chapter completed!