[30] The most laziest system in history, there is no one
"What songs do you play today? If I play the songs that day, I won't play them. Those songs are too old and not good!!"
The waiter of the palace didn't have much objection to being the leader of the dance, but what he had was Li Yanmei and the square dance song.
He felt that those songs were too old and too ugly. A large part of the reason why he left after dancing for half an hour yesterday was due to the songs.
When he heard the old man telling the song that something was wrong, Li Yanmei and the others immediately showed a embarrassed expression; "If there is something wrong with this song, we don't have time to change it.
Otherwise, let’s use the songs downloaded by grandmas today, and then after the dance, you will give us a song list. In the afternoon, grandmas will go back to download your song list. How about we use the songs you want to dance in the future?"
"Wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom to pee, I'll be back soon!" Hearing Li Yanmei and the others' words, Dian Xiaoer did not agree to them directly, but picked up a stone from the ground, then turned around and walked towards the public toilet.
Seeing that the waiter of the hall took the stone to the toilet, Zhang Jilong, who was placing chess on the side, was confused.
Li Yanmei and the other groups of aunts waiting for the waiter to dance were confused like him at this moment.
At this moment, they were full of question marks and thinking; "Now, it is dangerous to go to the public toilet. Do you need to bring a stone or brick to defend yourself?"
And just as Zhang Jilong and Li Yanmei were all thinking about the question.
Our protagonist, Dian Xiaoer, was holding something similar to a mobile phone. While turning on the faucet to fill it with water, he held a stone and threatened it. "System, system, wake up, wake up, three years have passed, I am already five years old, you wake up quickly, if you don't wake up, I will smash the shell to save you!!"
Didi... As the palace waiter was flooding, a lazy voice immediately appeared in his mind; "Dear little host, long time no see, please. What's wrong with calling this system... Huhuhuhu!!"
"I want a memory card with the accompaniment of the Square Dance Song, I. I... Oh my god, you haven't had enough sleep after three years. If you don't wake up, I'll smash it. Do you believe it?" Hearing the words in front of the system, the waiter of the hall immediately began to report what he wanted. As a result, the whistling sound of sleeping behind him was blown up.
However, the waiter in the palace was furious, but the system he was holding the water soaked in was not reacting at all. It was still whispering in the waiter's mind...
Seeing that the system answered the question halfway, it was enough, but he still dared to harass himself in constant whispering sounds. The waiter of the palace immediately became furious and furious.
He was so angry that he picked up the system and left the faucet, then walked to a large stone outside the toilet, and then placed the system on the large stone, while raising the stone in his hand and shouting loudly; "I count 123. If you don't wake up again, I will smash you directly!!"
Didi...... Under the threat of the waiter, after a drip sound in the waiter's mind, the lazy voice finally sounded again; "This system is cultivating immortals, please say something quickly. Remember to remember for three years if you have something to do..."
"I want the accompaniment of square dance, and you have been sleeping for three years and I have suffered for three years. You have to compensate me appropriately, so hurry up and bring it!!" Seeing that the system finally woke up, the waiter immediately said what he wanted.
Didi......After another burst of Didi's prompt sound, the lazy voice came from the mind of the waiter, "Little host, what you want is already in the system body. Now, you just need to smash the system body to obtain it. A memory card with accompaniment of a hundred songs, so my dear little host will be separated for three years. See you in three years!!"
"Oh, it's unlucky. I'll have to destroy the system once and once. If you use it again, you will have to automatically repair it for three years. I remember it well. Otherwise, if you change the host, you will probably have to forget its existence." Hearing the system's abrupt ending again, the waiter of the palace had already become accustomed to it, and only a voice, hey, brought all his sighs and helplessness.
To be honest, Dian Xiaoer loves and hates this system in his body.
Love is because it has saved itself twice, and hatred is because it is sleeping every time it wants to use it, and no matter how he summons it, it cannot wake up.
This system saved Dian Xiaoer twice. Once when he was pregnant, the system helped him, who was still a tadpole at that time, defeated the regret medicine and allowed him to come to this world smoothly.
Another time, when he was two or three years younger than him, he was only a little taller. When crossing the road alone, he was ignored by the passing truck driver because of his height problem. If the system hadn't helped him, he would have probably become a meat pie.
After that, the system fell asleep until now, and it was not until just now that it suddenly appeared in the pocket of Dian Xiaoer in the mobile phone mode again.
Back to the topic, after muttering for a few times, Dian Xiaoer directly took the stone and smashed the system.
Afterwards, there was indeed something that the waiter needed, a card reader, and a card reader with a memory card included.
In addition, just when the waiter of the hall reached out to pick up the card reader, the system that he smashed disappeared.
At the same time, Dian Xiaoer felt that his butt itched. If nothing unexpected happened, he felt that the birthmark of the moon star on his butt must have been back.
"Waiter, aren't you going to the bathroom? What are you smashing here with a stone? Hey, card reader, where did you come from this card reader? Is it your father's? Do you want to smash it? Have you asked your father if he can smash it?" Not long after the system disappeared, Zhang Jilong came over. He mistakenly thought that the waiter of the hall was going to smash the card reader, and he reached out to take away the stone on the hall.
The stone in his hand disappeared and the waiter was shocked, but when he saw that the person who stole his stone was Zhang Jilong.
The waiter immediately held up the card reader in his hand and said with a smile, "Grandpa, the card reader is stuck in his pants. I just smashed the zipper, but now I've smashed it open. Take out the card reader. Let's go back and dance."
"Ah, oh, that's it. Then next time you get the zipper, remember to tell grandpa, grandpa can help you.
Chapter completed!