Chapter 527 One eats shit, the other chops dick
When he heard Yang Qiu say that the owner of the Maserati was coming to him at the parking space, the two security guards laughed and leaned back and forth.
The two of them were laughing and tears were about to come out.
"You are the new deliveryman named Yang Qiu, are you?
You said the car owner came to you?"
"Hahahaha, if she comes to find you, I will live streaming to eat shit today!"
"You really don't know how high the world is! If she comes to find you, I will chop off the dick on the spot!"
Haha, how much do these two security guards love to self-harm? One wants to eat shit and the other wants to chop off the dick! In fact, Yang Qiu didn't want to pay attention to these two security guards who were talking about him privately, but these two people were too much and actually laughed so arrogantly in front of him.
What happened to Yang Qiu was unintentionally trying to figure it out, but if anyone dared to step on him a few times but he retreated again and again, wouldn’t that make those people think that Yang Qiu is easy to bully?
I just borrowed the Maserati owner and let these two people know that I, Yang Qiu, are the ancestors you can't afford to offend.
In fact, before Yang Qiu arrived at the door, he saw the woman in the car.
But what he didn't expect was that she actually came to him.
At this time, when the two security guards saw that Yang Qiu stopped talking, they started to laugh at him even more arrogantly.
"Hey, Yang Qiu, you said that woman is here to find you, why are you?"
"he?
Just one day after I arrived in Tongda, I was kicked out by Manager Pan as a dog! Hahahaha!"
"Do you think you look so handsome and can be better than us in a straight work outfit?
Bah! You might as well go back and pee and take good care of it!"
"Hahahaha..." The two of them were talking excitedly, and Yang Qiu said, "If what I said is true, you two are really eating shit and the other one is chopping the dick?"
He paused and continued, "Eating shit is easy. You can eat one of them, but it's still hot!"
"But you are sure you'll do it here?"
Upon hearing this, the two security guards immediately turned pale.
"Boy, I think you really made your head squeeze when you go out in the morning. You dare to ridicule our brothers. You are seeking death!"
"Don't talk nonsense to him. Anyway, he is not a good person now. Give him some colors first and let him know that Prince Ma has three eyes!"
"Do you know what do we two brothers can be a security guard in Tongda?"
"We are not relying on a face that is not like a four-dimensional person! We are all relying on real skills and real punches and kicks!"
"Do you understand Xingyiquan? You are afraid you haven't heard of it before?
It’s really easy to live if you dare to be arrogant in front of us!”
Another security guard was angry just now, and Yang Qiu thought he was going to do something with him after he said it, but he didn't expect that these two people were so skillful in talking.
He smiled indifferently and said, "It's useless to bark at the dog, it's only if I bite you!"
"Brother, I see this kid doesn't cry until he sees the coffin!"
"Then don't talk nonsense to him, do it!"
The two of them winked each other, then retreated to both sides of the door, and then pressed buttons on the pillars next to the door.
Yang Qiu thought that the two of them would rush over with their fists after they finished speaking, but he didn't expect that the two of them would actually run to press the button.
Yang Qiu has never seen such a sexy operation before! Just as he was puzzled by the actions of the two, he felt a slight trembling under his feet, and then an iron cable as thick as a finger bounced out of the cement gap on the ground.
This move really caught people off guard.
After the two pressed the button, the iron chain collapsed out of the ground. In just one second, Yang Qiu was suddenly tripped by the sudden iron chain.
The two security guards laughed like shrimps in an instant.
The two bent over, and tears flowed out of laughter.
"Hahahaha, idiot!"
"I think it's your stubborn mouth or our stubborn rope!"
It’s not that Yang Qiu’s reaction speed is too slow, nor that the iron cable has a strong force, but that the iron cable is still on the moment it collapses! There is a saying that no matter how high the kung fu is, he is afraid of a kitchen knife.
Even though Yang Qiu had the second level of magical power of transforming God, he could not resolve the sudden powerful current.
The powerful current hit Yang Qiu's legs, making him unable to stand firmly, and his body suddenly fell to the ground.
But just as his body was about to touch the ground, it bounced up like a tumbler.
Seeing that Yang Qiu did not fall down after being hit by the electric cable, the two security guards were stunned.
Yang Qiu stood firmly. At this time, he would not give the two more chances, so he flew up and kicked one side.
With a puff, one of the security guards was kicked out directly.
At the same time, Yang Qiu said, "It's not a skill to make me fall. If you have the ability, don't let me stand up!"
After the words came, another foot flew up, and another security guard fell to the ground.
The two of them lay on the ground opposite, looked at each other with disbelief, and then they felt a cold and cold breeze coming.
"Give me your life!"
One of the security guards immediately begged for mercy when they saw that the situation was not good.
Seeing this, another security guard quickly hugged his head and shouted, "Brother, you have something to say, don't..." Yang Qiu did not take action anymore. He kicked out the two security guards, and they had two ribs broken, and they probably would have to hide in the bed for ten days and half a month.
At this time, Yang Qiu symbolically dusted the dust on his body and glanced at the two people on the ground with a cold look.
"If I don't provoke others, it doesn't mean I can be slaughtered. I will give you the color of what you are!"
The two security guards did not dare to get up now, but instead lay on the ground and nodded repeatedly as they listened to Yang Qiu's words.
"Yes, yes, we know we are wrong, brother is merciless!"
"I'm wrong, I won't dare to do it again!"
The wire rope at the door was carefully designed by the two of them. They had caught professional thieves who sneaked into the yard to steal goods at night, and were also commended by the company for this incident.
Originally, they felt that everything was foolproof, but they didn't expect that they could not control the person named Yang Qiu! At this time, the two of them felt very regretful.
Yang Qiu sneered and asked, "Did you two say the same thing just now count?"
The two security guards were stunned, and after a moment they remembered what they had said just now, but at this time did they say whether they counted or not?
Yang Qiu continued, "I think you guys should be trustworthy!"
"Yes, yes, yes, and trust! Words, and trust!"
You are just a little skillful, but this does not mean that the woman in the luxury car is here to find you! The two security guards are confident.
"That's how it counts?"
At this moment, there was a sound of applause behind Yang Qiu.
Then, a woman's voice rang out.
"Excellent, so exciting! This is the most exciting program I have ever seen when I grew up!
After the woman said that, she said, "Yang Qiu, I've been waiting for you here for a long time!"
Hearing this, the two security guards were stunned!
Chapter completed!