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Chapter 789 This is a ruthless skull!(1/2)

 This scene is inexplicably funny.

A skull, but it seems to have a human expression. It looks a bit cunning, even a bit... mean!

However, neither Wang Teng nor Zhou Xuanwu smiled at this time, but looked at the skull with slightly solemn eyes.

However, the Nether Python was ecstatic in his heart, as if he had seen a savior, he opened his mouth and shouted: "Wugu, you damn mother is finally willing to come out, please save me, please save me..."

"It's so noisy, shut up!"

Bang!

Just in the middle of shouting, Wang Teng slapped it on the head, causing its big mouth to close involuntarily, and a sharp fang almost bit his own tongue.

"Ouch, this little brother is very fierce!" The skull above seemed to show a smile, a skeleton arm stretched out from the dark clouds, five bare finger bones touched the chin, the upper and lower jaws opened and closed, and there was something in the mouth.

Make a sound.

Wang Teng raised his head, his eyes seemed very surprised, imitating the other party's tone: "Oh my, this skull can actually speak human language!"

"..." Zhou Xuanwu.

"..." The Netherworld Python.

"..." Wu Gu.

The skull was obviously taken aback for a moment, the blue will-o'-the-wisps in its eye sockets jumped, and then said in a very interested voice: "This little brother is very interesting!"

"This skull looks very interesting!" Wang Teng also looked interested and said.

"This little brother, you are very naughty!" The will-o'-the-wisps in the skull's eyes stagnated slightly, and he said slowly.

"This skull, you are very naughty!" Wang Teng said slowly without changing his expression.

"..." A few black lines couldn't help but hang from the skull's head. At this moment, it finally felt that it seemed to have met the enemy of its life.

The meanness of this human being is not even half less than that.

"Okay, that's the end of the game. Let's do business." The skull spread its hands and jumped out of the dark clouds.

Its entire body finally appeared in front of Wang Teng and Zhou Xuanwu. It was a black skeleton. Apart from the fact that the whole body was pitch black, it seemed to be no different from an ordinary skeleton.

"Okay, that's the end of the game. Let's get down to business." Wang Teng spread his hands and said.

"..." The skull said helplessly: "Hey, hey, hey, I told you not to play anymore, and you're still here. Are you a repeater?"

"Hey, don't you know, the essence of human beings is repeaters." Wang Teng said quietly.

"Ah, I'm sorry, hello repeater." The skull touched his bald head and said sheepishly.

"Forget it, you are just a skeleton after all, I can't ask too much of you." Wang Teng waved his hands as if "I have a lot, my lord."

"Thank you for your understanding." The skeleton seemed very grateful.

This man had already experienced several confrontations within a few words, and no one benefited from it.

The skull bowed slightly at this time and said: "Let me introduce myself, I am Wu Gu from the Bone Spirit Clan."

As he spoke, he straightened up. A black hat appeared in his hand and was placed on his head.

"The Bone Spirit Clan." Wang Teng thought to himself. This was the first time he heard about it. Looking at Zhou Xuanwu, he seemed extremely confused. It was obvious that he didn't understand the so-called Bone Spirit Clan.

"Wugu, what are you talking about? Please help me!" Seeing that they were talking incessantly, the Netherworld Python could no longer bear it and shouted again.

It was seriously injured, bastard!

Only half of the body is left, you bastard!

Can you consider the feelings of the injured, you bastard!

"You are really noisy!" Wang Teng turned to look at the Netherworld Python and said quietly.

The Nether Python suddenly became excited and felt his heart trembling. He quickly closed his mouth and his big eyes were filled with fear.

"Now that the dark species behind it has come out, your tool python is useless."

As soon as Wang Teng finished speaking, the war sword appeared in his hand and passed by as fast as lightning.

The sword light flashed!

laugh……

Under the stunned gaze of the Nether Python, a large amount of blood sprayed out from the connection between its head and body as if it was free.

Just like a fountain faucet…

Then, the body and head are separated~

Zhou Xuanwu was stunned.

Wu Gu, who claimed to be from the Bone Spirit clan, was also dumbfounded.

This human being is so cruel!

If you say kill, kill!

Real tool python!!!

Even the Nether Python itself was stunned, boundless fear struck in its heart, and darkness overwhelmed it.

"No……"

The Nether Python let out its last roar, full of unwillingness, and stared at Wu Gu.

Obviously, it has already appeared, why not save it? Why??

Boom!

The huge python head fell to the ground, making a dull noise.

"Wow, he's dead!" Wu Gu shouted, as if he was very sorry.

"..." Zhou Xuanwu.

He felt that the skull was acting very fake and had no sincerity at all. The cry was as indifferent as seeing an insignificant person die.

This is a heartless skull!

But it seems that Wang Teng is also very ruthless. He will kill the tool python as soon as he is done with it, and he will be ruthless.

"Come on, let's play next." Wang Teng looked at Wu Gu with a smile.

"Okay, okay, what are you going to play?" Wu Gu said with a smile.

"Play the game of eagle catching chicken. I will be the eagle and you will be the chicken." Wang Teng said.

"..." Zhou Xuanwu had a question mark on his head.

God, the eagle catches the chicken!

He now wanted to open Wang Teng's Tianling Cap to see what was inside and how his brain circuit could be so strange.

"Why didn't you become the chick?" Wu Gu asked curiously.

Wang Teng did not answer, but his eyes fell on Wu Gu's lower body, which was meaningful...

"..." Wu Gu was stunned for a moment, and then countless black lines hung down from his forehead again.

O(╯□╰)o

K~O!

Wu Gu was defeated once again!

It clutched its chest and took three steps back. It looked like it was seriously injured. It pointed one hand at Wang Teng and fell backwards: "Ah, I'm dead!"

It just fell straight up in the sky, suspended there, and did not move for a long time.

"..." Zhou Xuanwu.

Where did this weird skeleton come from!!!

His heart was about to collapse.

Forget about meeting Wang Teng, now a weird skull appears again.

One person and one bone is like the patients who escaped from the mental hospital gathered together and had a great time.

"That's so fake!" Wang Teng didn't notice Zhou Xuanwu's resentment and said quietly as he looked at Wu Gu.

"Ah? Really? My acting skills have always been very good." Wu Gu raised his head and said in surprise.

"No, I can tell at a glance." Wang Teng said.

"Oh, what a failure." Wu Gu jumped up, pretending to pat the non-existent dust on his body, and said dejectedly.

"I suggest you start working on your acting skills from a walk-on role. Let me tell you, every role player has the potential to become the best actor. I know one who was originally a walk-on actor, but ended up becoming the best actor by running around." Wang Teng was talking nonsense.

road.

"A walk-on role?" Wu Gu's skull face was full of confusion, but he still asked humbly: "Excuse me, what does this walk-on role mean?"

"Oh, a walk-on player means that he can act in everything, such as a takeaway boy, a passerby, a waiter, etc. It can be said that they are a type of people who have a wide range of acting skills. Of course, the most important thing is to play dead bodies. They simply put the dead bodies into various tricks.

Yes, there are all kinds of dead people, all kinds of strange things, I guarantee you can learn how to act a dead body well." Wang Teng said deceitfully.
To be continued...
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