Chapter 969 Idiot Wu’s Arithmetic Classroom

In short, just wait for the reply from Akara. The elves are close to the Skinning Forest. Then I will ask them to search from the Skinning Forest to the ancient Kurast ruins. Such a large area is enough for them to work.

I'm too busy to have time to feel a little bit dissatisfied because of the alliance's interference.

In addition, we have to wait for news from Amrutina at any time. Although the past few days have been calm and the crystal fragments have attracted some shrimps and crabs, there is always a feeling that a storm is coming.

The big monster is going to have to sacrifice his life.

"I said, can't you elves be more frank?"

I complained dissatisfiedly about the fact that I had to beat around the bush and choose my words carefully to convince the elves to agree to my plan.

"Indeed, I admit that we elves are a bit sensitive and stubborn, but His Royal Highness, who is also not frank, seems not qualified to complain about us like this."

In line with her impartial and fair knight attitude, Jeluka admitted this fact, but immediately countered in the next sentence.

"Nonsense, when did I stop being candid? You don't know that when I was a child, the aunts and uncles in my neighborhood praised me as a good and candid child."

"——How did you become such a virtuous person when you grew up? If these neighbors see you again in ten years, they might become like this."

Jeluka maintained the most elegant and model posture of a maid, with a smile at the corner of her mouth, a soft pretty face, and her beautiful long purple hair was tied into a waistband in a wife-like manner, making her look more and more mature and gentle. Why?

They all appear to be impeccable and perfect maids, but why are the words coming out of their mouths so vicious and sharp?

I really hope that my sister, Carole, can impart some of her personality to her.

"You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything randomly. Why don't you tell me how virtuous I am now?"

"What I said directly is too rude to His Highness the Prince and does not conform to my principles as His Highness's personal maid."

"You're welcome. You've been saying and doing rude things to me since the first time we met. You don't care about this time anymore."

"Your Highness the Prince's words are really too much. I have always had the duty to guard my maid."

Yes, you have indeed abided by your duties as a pornographic maid, I complained in my heart.

"Of course, if His Highness the Prince has to ask me to say something, as a servant, I can't disobey orders, so I won't be polite. In addition to being frank, His Highness the Prince is also a fool, a mortal, a fool, and a slut.

, the man in the cloak, the pervert who asked the maid to mail that kind of book, the miser who cared about his maid, the pervert who looked at other girls with lustful eyes everywhere..."

"Wait...stop it first."

Because there are so many things to refute, I pressed my temples and had a headache. Where should I explain it? First of all, the name of the cloaked man? No, what I want to refute is not the name, but the fact that Jeluka insulted the cloak.

, what’s wrong with the cloak? How does it offend you? What’s wrong with being called a cloak man? The cloak is the charm of a man, you bastard, and the cloak man is the second evolution of the otaku, you bastard!!

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For now, let’s talk about our current situation first.

It was already the third day in the Peeling Forest. Before setting off, I bought a map on a whim. Although I was not interested in a piece of paper filled with strange curves and marks drawn horizontally and vertically, a map like this

This kind of thing is actually superfluous. Men can just rely on their seventh sense.

However, the fact that God’s birthday is gradually approaching, and the fact that my precious daughters, and even Vilasshala and others, consciously or unconsciously expressed their expectation in their letters that I could go back to spend time with them on God’s birthday, still makes me hesitate.

Again and again, after learning from the experience, I finally temporarily put aside my seventh sense, which often fell into a slumber due to lack of energy, and bought a map.

Although she doesn’t know much about maps, it just so happens that there is an angel with broken wings next to her... Oh no, it’s Jeluka with max level analytical ability. Any map placed in front of her, as long as the markings on it are correct, even if it’s Fauvism+Abstract

She can still find the correct route despite her style of painting. I am really not convinced by this ability.

By the way, as long as they are maids, they will have some strange abilities. Is this already a fixed setting in the dark world?

After three days of travel, according to Jeluka, our current location is very close to the entrance of the skinning cellar. Unfortunately, at this moment, a crystal fragment fell from the sky, bringing us Lu Gaoyin's specialty, the boss

A class desert stalker.

Therefore, the above-mentioned conversations all took place when I was teasing the desert stalker who hit the gun. I stood aside very calmly, almost like Princess Sanwu, who took out a tea table from the inventory.

Set with exquisite tea sets and soft cushions, it is Jeluka who sits down and enters tea-drinking mode.

In fact, I really want to have a discussion with the desert stalker in front of me - what do you think of the beautiful Elf girl next to me? Don't you think it's easy to bully? Don't you think that attitude of watching the fire from the other side is super irritating? Please don't.

How about pestering me and teasing her?

However, I don’t know if it’s because of my trouble-attracting physique, or because the desert stalker knows how to cherish the fragrance and pity the jade. No matter how I hint, it bites me and won’t let go, completely ignoring Jielu who is standing less than ten meters away from it.

The card is like a stone.

Seeing that the desert stalker didn't know what to do, I also lost interest in training it. The Gaoji sword shed a piercing light, and in a few moments I sent it back to another hell.

By the way, I am in the moon wolf form now. If it were the normal form or the werewolf and bear form, then the situation should be reversed. It would send me to hell to drink tea. How can I say that Lu Gaoyin is a boss-level desert stalker?

, the most dishonest person also has the strength of a junior in the pseudo-realm. If an entire elite Kurast adventure team meets here, they may not have a chance of winning.

Only now do I realize how cute the first burst mode of crystal fragments is. First of all, the burst rate is good. It is not like the second burst mode, which has been strengthened to elite level strength, but the burst rate still remains at the level of ordinary monsters.

I think if this kind of demonized monster can stay in the second world for a longer time, it will definitely replace the follower monsters around the mini-boss (the explosion rate of boss-level monsters with ordinary strength) and become one of the most annoying guys for adventurers.

The second advantage is that you don’t have to search around. If the second mode breaks out, after killing the demonized monster, in order to prevent any remaining mess, Jeluka and I have to search the area to see if there are any

It is easy to kill the demonized monster if it slips through the net, but the search is troublesome, and it often takes anywhere from dozens of minutes to several hours depending on the energy contained in the crystal fragments.

Of course, if the first burst mode summons a powerful monster like the elite Hell Knight, then forget it. Once or twice is fine. I'm not a militant like Seattle, who always fights with this intensity.

Nerves will become weak.

"Crystal fragments have been recovered."

While I was collecting the items dropped by the Desert Stalker, Jeluka jumped out of the jungle opposite with a rather mysterious appearance, holding a crystal shard in her hand.

This guy...has a crystal fragment detection radar installed in his brain? Why does it feel like her search speed is getting faster and faster, but this is not bad, it saves a lot of effort, and it is good to have a capable maid by her side.

The items dropped by the boss-level desert stalker are not ideal. They are just a blue suit and some gold coins. There is no way, who makes it just a small boss.

Regarding the demonic meteor hammer that exuded a faint blue light in my hand, I was seriously lacking in interest in identifying it, so I just threw it into the inventory.

The Demonic Meteor Hammer is an elite mace weapon. The basic level requirement is level 72 and the basic strength point requirement is 220 points. I, a little druid at level 48, currently have a strength point of 162 points.

There will be no intersection between them, at least within ten years.

"If you include this one, it's already the ninth one."

I counted on my fingers: "I recovered one in the Spider Forest, and I met another one just when I arrived at the Skinning Forest Teleport Station. I recovered three in the Skinning Forest on the first day, and also recovered three on the second day.

Today, including this one, a total of two coins have been recovered, one plus one plus three plus three plus two, a total of nine coins, right?"

Jeluka: "..."

"What's wrong? Is something wrong?"

"Your Highness, I would like to ask you a question. The money used at home is usually kept by my wife."

"Ha, how do you know? I usually leave it at Vilas' place. They usually fight to pay for daily necessities. It's great to have such a virtuous wife."

I rubbed my head in embarrassment and giggled. I am very self-aware. I know that I am just a mortal and do not have any outstanding advantages or talents. If there is anything I can be proud of, other than the ability to be a singer.

, powerful seventh sense, sharp complaints, and terrifying ability to complete things in the brain, only those smart, beautiful and virtuous little wives are left.

"As expected, His Royal Highness is really lucky to have some wives who understand the truth."

"Although I have to thank you for praising Vilas and the others, is it my misunderstanding? I always feel that the hidden meaning of your words just now is very rude."

"It's just His Highness's illusion. Look, aren't these exactly nine?"

Jeluka touched her maid uniform that was covered with many magical hidden pockets, then spread all the crystal fragments we had collected so far in her palm and showed them to me.

"One, two, three, four... Well, it is indeed nine. Yes, if this continues, maybe the two of us will be able to match Amrudina's three thousand warriors."

"Yes, of course, if His Highness the Prince is not wrong..."

Jeluka's voice gradually became softer, especially the last sentence, almost as if her lips were trembling.

"Well, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, I'm saying that His Royal Highness is really amazing."

"Yes...really? It really makes me a little embarrassed for you, a just knight, to say such a thing, hahahaha~~~~"

"Your Highness, really, at this time, you should accept the compliment frankly, hahahaha~~~~"

Is it my imagination again? I always feel that Jeluka is imitating my laughter in an exaggerated way and contains many other meanings. Did something go wrong just now? No, Jeluka also took out nine pieces.

Crystal shards?

"Okay, let's go. Not far away is the skinning cellar. Next time we meet Amrutina and the others, we must surprise them."

I shook my head in confusion. I thought it was better to look forward, so I quickly put this doubt behind me.

"His Royal Highness is indeed a duplicitous person. Look, he deliberately went in the opposite direction..."

I:"……"

"Is this the skinning cellar?"

After clearing out a tribe of hundreds of dwarfs occupying the entrance, we stepped into the damp and dark entrance of the cellar. The light all around suddenly dimmed. Jeluka looked around curiously, looking like a curious baby.

Look.

"Let's go. If you want to study it carefully, you have to go inside."

As I stepped forward, I said to Jeluka behind me. The entrance was full of traces of adventurers entering. Some guys with bad personalities would even carve on the wall the words "A certain team came here for a visit." These traces quickly
To be continued...