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Chapter 924 The freshly baked [beep beep] sword!(1/2)

Chapter 924 The freshly baked sword of [Beep]!

"Speaking of this, I remember a name."

I slowly raised my head and looked at the distant sky. My eyes seemed to pass through the blurred sky, returning to the distant memory and distant place.

"Kaqiu...sha."

Then, in the treasure box deep under the tree filled with memories, I found this name on a small fragment.

"Huh? Katyusha... what is it?"

Gott questioned the words that suddenly popped out of my mouth.

"Katyusha..."

After looking far away for a moment, I suddenly clapped my hands.

"Hmm... he's probably a type of shark. He likes to eat canned saury. He's good at jumping through fire hoops. Occasionally he'll make a pop and shoot a howitzer from his mouth. That's probably right."

"What is canned saury? How about jumping through fire rings? And what about that popping howitzer? Is there such a strange shark in this world? This is too strange, although I am a little bit

I don’t know, and I’m not qualified to protest, but Wu, should you recall it carefully? Did you make a mistake somewhere? This sounds like a girl or the name of a song or something strange.

Are they connected?"

"You, a guy who doesn't even know who Katyusha is, stop talking nonsense."

After coughing a few times, I pointed at the gorilla with a superior look and scolded me, yes, how could my memory be wrong? When I was practicing the national anthem at home when I was a child, my neighbor even came over to praise me.

I said that if I could even remember Russian songs, I would be a promising child when I grow up. Although I didn’t know what they meant, they were probably complimenting me on my good memory.

"Eh...Eh? Is Katyusha common sense? I didn't expect that I have such a blind spot in knowledge, oh oh oh oh!!!"

Seemingly suffocated by my vigorous appearance, the Gorilla, believing it to be true, held its head and let out a pitiful cry of ignorance.

"Speaking of Katyusha..."

Although he doesn't want to pay attention to this gorilla who always likes to interject in this key place, he seems to want to make up for this blind spot of "common sense". He is now looking up to the teacher like a student eager for knowledge, with an expression on his face.

He sat in front of me solemnly, listening to the fragments of my unreliable memories with his ears raised.

There was nothing he could do. If he could just keep his mouth shut, it wouldn't matter if he continued to listen.

"When you think of Katyusha, don't you immediately think of RPGs?"

"Huh? r...rpg?"

Gott opened his eyes full of curiosity and raised his hands in protest.

"Teacher Wu, although I don't know where you went wrong, I always feel that you made mistakes in all aspects."

"That student over there, don't be wordy. He is the most pathetic person who doesn't even know common sense about RPGs."

I mercilessly pushed Gott, who was bound by the "Cobweb of Common Sense", into the abyss of ignorance.

"Listen up, the so-called RPG is the abbreviation of rose, play, and game, do you know? To put it simply, it is a role-playing game, do you understand?"

As if the words "Role Playing Game" made of fireworks appeared in the sky, I pointed my finger upwards and announced proudly.

Although I don’t quite understand the other meanings of RPG, but this is the only thing that, as a senior nerd, even a fool can’t remember it wrong, even if the terrible mountain of English is blocking the way!!

"Sorry, teacher, I didn't understand at all. I'm such a fool." Gott shed tears of despair and banged his head on the ground desperately.

"Forget it, I never expected an orangutan to understand."

I shrugged helplessly and sighed, and continued to look far away, rummaging through the treasure box of memories for fragments.

"When it comes to role-playing games, we have to mention another game. Yes, one of our spiritual food, the beautiful girl love game, or galgme for short!!"

But...recently, don't you feel that a sad trend is spreading? Recently...more and more gay friends are choosing the route, and they will go blind even if their hands are slippery even if they are specially equipped to guard against this. Titanium alloy dogs are blinded.

Thinking of this, I fell to my knees weakly and burst into tears.

"What...what are you doing?"

Probably because he didn't hear the pronunciation of galgame clearly, Gaote hesitated on the pronunciation of the word "ga".

"That's right, this is it!!"

Suddenly, I jumped up from the ground and let out a tragic cry.

"This sword will be called [The Sword of Mephisto] from now on!!"

As the echoes of each sentence rippled in the sky, slowly, the question mark on the sword disappeared, replaced by the three words "Gay".

Gott was stunned.

"Teacher, what does being gay mean?"

"Shut up, you just need to smile at this time."

He patted Gott's shoulder hard, and then put the successfully named crystal dagger back into the inventory.

"I didn't understand what you were talking about from the beginning, you bastard!!"

Gott, who had been wandering in the abyss of ignorance, broke out. "

"..."

It seems that the orangutan was suppressed to death, so it’s no wonder he couldn’t understand. In fact... I just wanted to find fault with Mephisto from the beginning.

"Eh? Look at the other side!!"

I suddenly pointed into the distance and looked over intently.

"Don't try to change the subject. If you don't explain clearly what being gay is today... Huh?"

Gott thought I wanted to leave the topic, so he glanced disdainfully in the direction my finger pointed, but he also exclaimed.

The land... well, it should be said to be lava. It was floating along the ice floes under our feet. I don't know when we returned to the lava zone, which is the area of ​​the Styx Cave.

I remember that after leaving the Styx Cave area, I should have been running in one direction, and there was no way I could go back.

After thinking about it, I suddenly realized that this entire sea of ​​​​magma area is just a projection. Naturally, it cannot be as boundless as the real sea of ​​​​magma in hell. I estimate that this should be a closed space. To put it simply, it is. Just like the earth, if you walk in a straight line, sooner or later you will return to the starting point.

With only this possibility, I will never admit that my sense of direction is wrong.

All in all, it’s easy to go back to the Cave of Styx area. Although you can use the scroll to return to the city even if you can’t find it, but still, we have to make a teleportation array from Harrogath to the Arreat Plateau, and then try our best to Running for several hours to get back to the entrance of the Styx Cave would take a lot of time.

Seeing a familiar place, Gott couldn't help but wave his hands like a savage who had been besieged on an isolated island for decades and yelled to the other side. As a result, someone actually responded to his call for help - a

A large group of Styx temptresses with flapping wings and the Blood King carrying a pair of large axes were gathering on the opposite bank with a grin, waiting for the ice floes under our feet to drift by.

"..."

Occasionally, I would have the urge to kick this idiot into the sea of ​​lava.

After returning to the shore, we eliminated the monsters that had greeted us with warm eyes on the shore early, and then hurried on with Gott. After nearly half an hour, we finally returned to the exit of the Styx Cave.

Seeing the teleportation array flashing with scarlet light, both Gott and I let out a long breath. Although it had only been more than two hours since we entered the cave, it was nothing compared to our usual experience.

, but the two of us felt as if we had been there for several years, feeling the "colorfulness" of life, and feeling a greeting to God from the bottom of our hearts.

Back in Harrogas, the sun has barely risen, and the surrounding scenery still retains a hint of darkness. The storm at night has subsided a lot, and the entire Arreat Plateau is shrouded in the tranquility and tranquility of the early morning.

When we returned to the ice cave we dug, we unexpectedly bumped into Veras, who was standing at the door of the ice cave, humming a sweet tune and scrubbing a pan under the pure white ice and snow.

"Woo~~~~!!"

Raising her head, her eyes fell on me. Veras held the pan in her arms, puffed her cheeks slightly, and looked at me angrily.

"..."

Seeing her posture, especially the golden pan in her arms, Gott and I both took a step back.

No, I met the person I least expected to meet right now.

Gott was even more desperate and showed a mournful expression, "I'm going to be shot back to Harrogath with this murder weapon."

Then, Vilas's face softened, and she sighed slightly. With a helpless smile that was as if it was reflected by the dazzling light of the rising sun on the snow, making people unable to look directly, she walked up and stretched out her hand.

My little hands carefully arranged the tie of the cloak that was tied crookedly around my neck.

"Sir, welcome back. Go back and have a good rest. Breakfast will be ready soon."

"It's okay."

Looking at Willas's pretty back, Gott suddenly showed a sad expression.

"If my Lina had one-tenth of Vilas's... no, even one percent of the gentleness..."

"If so... so what? My dear?"

Behind me, there was a smile that took over Gott's words, but made us tremble suddenly.

Looking back, Karina was standing behind us with a smile, looking at her husband with kind eyes.

"Lina...that...I...I was just talking casually."

Gott's calves had begun to tremble.

"Indeed, when it comes to gentleness, even a hundred of me can't compare to Willas. It seems that I really need to learn from her on this point."

Suddenly, Karina's tone took a big turn, and it seemed to be a twist, which made Gott show a surprised expression, as if she wanted to strike while the iron was hot, and turn Karina into a gentle and virtuous woman in one fell swoop.
To be continued...
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