Chapter 760: Almost a little bit

When Artoria put down her hands selfishly, the little guy immediately acted like a machine that had lost power. He whined, tilted his head, and fell into his arms again. It was difficult to tell what the behavior she had just done was.

It's not a reflex.

Oh? Surprisingly sensitive!

Seeing Artoria's confused expression, I lifted the sleeping little ghost from my arms and started rubbing her softest face.

Well, she won't wake up, she won't wake up, even this level of rubbing and deformation can't wake her up. She's so sleepy that using a pig to form it seems to be an insult to the other party.

"Hahahaha~~Xiao Han Ri Leng Lan Wufufufufu~~~"

In his sleep, the little ghost whose face was rubbed seemed to have had some subtle dream. There was no wrinkle, and then he relaxed, drooled, and hugged him in his arms with such a charming and naive expression that it made people want to love him.

The constant rubbing voice murmured in sleep.

"Fan, she just seemed to be saying "Xiaofan is an idiot", but I couldn't understand the "Hahahaha~~" in the front and the "Uh-huh-huh~~~" in the back. I'm really ashamed."

Artoria thought for a moment and told me this with a serious face.

"..."

No...I think I don't need you to translate for me. With my familiarity with this idiot saint, even if I cover my ears, just looking at her silly sleeping face will make me understand.

Understand the language expressed in the opening and closing of those thin lips.

Arturia complained about my subtle feelings, and I felt unhappy...

By the way, [Hahahahaha] is a pure murmur in sleep, a bit like the trick we often say, and [Woohuhuhuhu] is the giggle of this little ghost. From the volume and pitch of the voice, combined with

From the expression on his face during the whole process, I had reason to judge that there was more than an 80% chance that this little guy was doing something and after a hard confrontation, he successfully trampled me under his feet and then said "Queen"

The dream of laughter is true.

"..."

After the translation was completed, I felt that I had been complained about by both the little ghost and myself who actually translated those silly words in a conscientious manner, and I felt even more unhappy...

Although I am usually used to being scolded by the little ghost, and I am so used to it that I have even stepped on the dangerous cliff called "M" where "if I don't get scolded for a day, my whole body will feel uncomfortable", but now in front of Artoria,

, and it still made me a little annoyed when she translated it,

Really, haven't I repeatedly advised her to be modest and reserved when speaking when going out? So even if I am really stupid, I still have to use the terrifying rounding method that can make people's sense of existence become weak or even disappear out of thin air.

, get a mortal level, okay, it may be a bit difficult for this stupid ghost to use such advanced mathematical skills, but...

But I’ll always be subtle! At least it’s okay to say I’m a 9. At least most people can’t understand what it means, you bastard!!

With a dark face, I looked at the sleeping face of the little guy who was sleeping in a mess and smelled so good, and I felt even more unbalanced.

If you can't forgive her, just use my latest punishment method to teach her a lesson.

Looking around, I immediately found the crime tool A, took a glass of water from the bedside table, and then used the terrifying crime tool B - a straw, like this... like

In this way, advanced skills are used to insert B's hard part into A's body, and the fit is complete!!

The complete crime tool has appeared - [let the sleeping person drown], the necessary horror weapon, hahahahaha~~~

My whole body exuded a sinister aura. I brought the cup with the straw inserted in front of the little ghost. With a "pop" sound, I inserted another section of the straw into one of her nostrils, and then pressed the other one tightly.

"Hu~~~~(exhale)"

The water in the cup bubbles, which is very good. The practicality of the equipment has passed the test and the quality has reached an A+ level.

"Hiss~~~~(inhale)"

The most anticipated moment appeared, oh oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this little ghost appeared to change, and the face that was sleeping in a daze began to show the pain and panic expression of a drowning person.

After a few seconds, he whined and screamed, and the little fool's limbs began to dance randomly and unconsciously, just like those struggling violently in the water.

After more than ten seconds, it seemed that he was finally tired, and he made a serious "gurgling" sound when swallowing water. His pale little hands trembled and kept grabbing at the top of his head. It seemed that he was slowly sinking.

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Then his limbs fell down softly, and his expression gradually became peaceful.

There was a "pop", and at this moment, the water glass in his hand was snatched away. He raised his head, and Artoria, who was holding the water glass, looked over with a frown.

"Anyone who bullies others will one day be bullied by others."

No, I have been bullied by this little ghost too much. You should say this to her.

I secretly complained in my heart, of course, it was impossible to say these words to Artoria, it would be so shameless.

But at this time, the little ghost also woke up faintly, and I shouted that Artoria had snatched it in time. If it were a moment later, when she found out that I was the perpetrator, there would be countless more tooth marks on her body.

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"Woo~, Xiaofan, I have a nightmare."

The little ghost looked at me with a pitiful look. Those beautiful silver eyes, which were a bit brighter than the stars in the sky and the most beautiful diamonds in the world, were shining with the glimmer of grievance. They were as lovable as they could be.

People love and pity.

"Strange, my little saint, this is just a dream, I am here."

I comforted her with a snicker, and from the corner of my eye I saw Arturia hesitate to speak, as if she really wanted to complain that the little ghost had nightmares because of me.

"Um."

As if seeking comfort and security, this little saint kept rubbing herself comfortably in my arms, and responded with a gentle nasal voice.

"I originally dreamed of stepping on Xiao Fan under my feet, putting on a collar, and leading him for a walk in the camp, saying hello to little Vilas, little Sara, and little Linya. Xiao Fan also played with Leona, which was very...

I was happily fluttering butterflies in the flowers. It was so good, but the whole world suddenly collapsed, I stepped on the air, and fell into the water inexplicably, wuwu~~"

Not good at all, bastard! Not happy at all, bastard! Why do I have to be collared?! Why do I have to play with dead dogs?! Why do I have to catch butterflies?! What am I doing in your dream?

What did you become, a bastard!!!

Before I could have a seizure, this stupid ghost's movements slowed down and he actually fell asleep again.

I looked up at Artoria helplessly. Her expression was also quite dull. After thinking about it, she said to me solemnly.

"Although it's wrong to bully her, Fan, thank you for your hard work."

A close friend!!

Arturia's words immediately made me burst into tears. Everyone saw the beauty of me raising this ghost, but how could they know the bitterness behind me being complained about, being bitten by venomous tongues, being bitten by teeth, and being knocked away?

I sighed softly, took a bite on the pretty red face, and then hugged this little ghost who was restless in my dreams tightly in my arms. I raised my head again and looked at Arturia with some doubts.

"Artoria, it seems that you... seem to like Alice very much."

Being slightly stunned by my question, Artoria closed her eyes and thought for a moment, then opened them again, smiled and nodded, her gentle eyes falling on the little ghost in her arms.

"Indeed, this girl... gives me a feeling, like..."

After pausing for a moment, she looked at the little ghost very seriously, checked again, and then said with absolute certainty.

"Like a crystal tree, full of warmth and light."

"Crystal tree?"

He looked at Artoria somewhat stupidly, then at the little guy in his arms, and finally raised his head, looking as if he wanted to look through the wall and look at the crystal tree above.

Alice...is similar to the Crystal Tree?!!

I started comparing shapes, sizes, functions, etc., and finally I clapped my hands as if I suddenly remembered something.

"I see."

I proudly gave a thumbs up to Artoria and told the answer with great certainty.

"Because... both of them will shine. I'm right, Artoria."

Artoria: "..."

"Okay, it's getting late. Go to bed early. You have to deal with those guys tomorrow."

Looking at the time, it turned out that more than an hour had passed since the little ghost made such a fuss. As long as she was here, I couldn't do anything bad tonight.

Artoria nodded, got out of bed and entered the inner room of the house. After a while, she took a shower and walked out of Artoria wearing simple pajamas.

What a pity. If I had known that Artoria wanted to take a bath and change clothes, it would be nice to go in together and have a mandarin duck bath. I doubt she would refuse.

I was muttering regretfully in my heart. I was about to take a shower and change clothes, but I found that I was being held tightly by the little ghost in a delicate posture, and I couldn't break away. It's not impossible if I want to go, so I can drag him with me.

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"..."

Forget it, although I often took a mandarin duck bath with this stupid saint, but in front of the untouched Arturia, and it was also my wedding night with her, the impact was too bad.

In the end, I gave up the idea of ​​taking a bath, and reluctantly slept on the bed with my little ghost's fragrant body in my arms. Arturia, who exuded the fresh smell after bathing, slept on the other side, one on the left and one on the right.

A hug on the right side is not too much at all.

But, why do tears keep pouring out of my eyes?

…

Early the next morning, when I woke up, my left hand was empty. Arturia, who was sleeping outside, had already gotten up. As for the other side, I could guess it without using my brain to confirm. It was strange that this ghost piggy could get up earlier than me.
To be continued...