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The two hundred and fortieth chapter [the jade card to avoid death] two in one

The snow was covered with bows, and the gods seemed to be crazy. They threw countless snowflakes down and covered the land that was within reach. Hail the size of a pigeon egg hit the wooden carriage, making a deafening "slap" sound. A few goshawks that were supposed to be soaring in the air were knocked down by the hail. They seemed to have exhausted but had no air intake and could not survive.

More than a dozen hungry wolves had red eyes, surrounding the dying goshawks, and were approaching carefully. The head wolf finally judged that the goshawks had no lethality, and raised their heads and made extremely unpleasant screams, as if complaining about the injustice of God, which made its tribe starve to death on this snowy day before it could bring down delicious food!

But finally some of them were eaten. The wolves rushed towards the goshawks with red eyes, but just when they could finally have a feast, a terrifying black cloud suddenly flew out of the snow-covered air, "Swoosh swish swish!" The arrows fell like rain, and suddenly seven or eight hungry wolves were nailed to the ground; the wolf roared and stared at the distance with blood-red eyes. When he saw the black-armored knight in the distance, his choice was not to revenge, but to lead the remaining hungry wolves to leave quickly, leaving only a few unwilling howls in the air.

Hundreds of black-armored knights rushed from afar, and wherever they passed, they brought up bursts of snow foam. Even in such bad weather, they still faithfully fulfilled their obligations. All living creatures on the road were under their high alert. As long as there was a slight threat to "that person", they would be erased immediately, even if it was a wolf that they respected. The totem of the Qin people was not a wolf, but the Qin people, like those nations on the grassland, had the greatest respect for the united and persevering wolf pack. In the fairy tales of the Qin people, rabbits and lambs were not pitiful, because they were always weak. Only the strong should be respected in this world.

When you meet a real strong man, these "respective" wolves can only be erased, for nothing else, just for that person, Lao Qin's greatest pride.

The snow became heavier, and the hail hit the iron helmets of the Qin army warriors. It made a 'ding-dang' sound, like a symphony. After hundreds of cavalry cleared the road, they stopped temporarily and arranged neatly on both sides. Under the leadership of the 'Centurion Lord', they shouted in unison: "The road ahead is open, please respectfully, Lord Zuo Geng! Welcome the emperor to give him flesh!"

Amid the majestic calls of the soldiers, several carriages slowly walked under the protection of hundreds of knights, including Nie Zhu and dozens of Bai family strong; although the wind and snow were heavy, they still held their heads and chests high, looking at the carriage proudly, especially as solemn, solemn, and respectful as a pilgrimage...

"There was Cangjie before the saint. Then the characters were written out, and then hundreds of thousands of years later, the characters were completed. I only sigh that the characters were so complicated. Although they could be read, they were difficult to carry out. Although there were the Yuansheng of the Zhou king, the great wise men of all generations, and the scholars of hundreds of schools. No one could make any changes. Now there is Bai Dong, a Qin land, who did all the saints in his weak years, and could do all the saints to learn from a hundred generations! Is this a saint, and he is a virtuous? The king once asked him, and Bai Zi said, "How can you be honored if you get it by chance? Even if you have amazing achievements but have no color, this is truly virtuous! The king is happy about it.

, The king was pleased with him. Why worry about the unrest of literary affairs in the world if he got this son? Qin State got his son. Why worry about the unrest of Qin State? The king ordered him to the world. From now on, the world should carry out official scripts and the royal family will be the first to go! I hope that all the sons of the world, the princes of the country will support the king and support Bai Zi. I will support the civil affairs in the world! In addition, the Western Qin State received the king's order, and the new king was virtuous. If the heaven and earth care about it, would the king not care about it? This book should be brought together, and the emperor gave it to him. The Qin Emperor should pay tribute to the ancestors of the Heaven and Earth, and there is no delay!"

Push your chest up! When you think of the content of this book of kings, whether it is the strong Bai family or the five hundred Qin soldiers escorting Bai Dong, they want to turn their mouths to the sky.

So refreshing! Since the founding of the country, Lao Qin has not only gained such great face when Mu Gong dominated the world? Although Lao Qin is still a poor and weak country today, he has obtained it forcibly! Why? Just rely on our Bai Zuo Geng, just rely on our Lao Qin's Baizi, hahaha! But what is that...

The carriage suddenly stopped, the carriage door opened, and Lao Qin's hero slowly climbed out of the car like an old bear, looking at it, saying that he wanted to run to the woods on the side of the road.

Nie Zhu's face froze and rushed up quickly. Just as he was about to draw his sword and be on guard, he saw Bai Dong wavering at him with a red face: "Don't come with me..."

"oh."

Nie Zhuda was surprised, but he didn't ask much. He looked around and found that the place had been swept by a large army, so there was no danger, so Bai Dong went there.

The Qin soldiers looked at me, and I looked at you, but I didn't understand what Zuo Geng was doing? Could it be that the beautiful scenery of snow that made the sky feel poetic? But the Qin hero who was extremely admired by them walked under a small pine tree, quickly took off his lower clothes, and then a heat gushed out. It was obvious that he had been holding back this energy for a long time.

"What, I hate it..."

Yue Ji poked half of his head out of the carriage and looked at it. Suddenly seeing this scene, he suddenly turned red. This Bai Zi was really, how could he think of running outside the carriage? There was a toilet in the carriage, but he didn't need it, spit!

After half a stick of incense, Bai Dong shook his body a few times, lifted his lower clothes, hummed comfortably, glanced at Nie Zhu and the Qin army soldiers, and shouted to the carriage: "Zhuan'er, are you sure you don't pee? Don't blame the master for not reminding you that if you dare to pee in the toilet, see if I don't smash your butt, it will taste too much!"

"I pee too!"

Before he finished speaking, Wu Zhuan, dressed like a little bear, ran off his horse. He was actually shyer than Bai Dong, and he was even more timid when he walked to the tree. Bai Dong was anxious and kicked him the butt. The boy took off his lower clothes honestly and ejaculated quite far, which showed that he had sufficient kidney energy.

"Everyone!"

Li Di and Nie Zhu laughed loudly when they saw it. They led the way to the tree. Several centuries also laughed and cheered. In addition to continuing to be responsible for the warning, hundreds of Qin soldiers stood in front of the woods, pulling off their clothes at the same time. Suddenly, yellow liquid churned, and the heat swelled, causing a ball of hot fog to rush up. If someone saw it in the distance, they would still think that there were sages here, otherwise where would there be a 'Qingyun' coming from when it was snowing?

It was relaxed and comfortable. Everyone was like Lao Qin who was carrying heavy loads. He could finally breathe a sigh of relief. This was a breath that had been held for hundreds of years but could not be released! This was not just a piss, but what was released was Lao Qin's spirit, Lao Qin's future, and Lao Qin's national fortune! Ying Quliang didn't know, if he knew, he promised to be a member of the pissing army.

‘Adjust the old Qin, go to the national crisis together, and the blood will not flow dry, and the death will not come in a hurry…”

Someone sang Lao Qin's military song, and hundreds of people sang in the same voice. The sound of the snowflakes floating in the sky seemed to suddenly decrease, and the annoying hail no longer fell. A young Qin soldier jumped up from the ground without even having time to lift his clothes: "The sun...the sun is coming!"

"It's really coming out! Bai Zuo also came to the heavenly gods to come down to earth to help our Lao Qin. His urine washed away the heavy snow and hail! It rushed out of the warm sun!"

The heavy snow that had been falling for three consecutive days finally stopped, and the sun shyly showed half of its face. The wind was getting weak, the snow was about to stop, and the sun was shining... This was the most ordinary natural change, but the Qin soldiers insisted that this was the power of Bai Zuoyi's peeing.

It’s unreasonable, this is the consequence of blind worship. Wu Zhuan looked at his master and now he felt that he was the happiest child in the world. Compared with the master, compared with the Bai family’s sister Cao’er, the throne of Yue is nothing but bullshit, what else is there to be rare?

"The head of the family still underestimated him. Now he is no longer a genius of Lao Qin, but has become a hero of Lao Qin. Even if the family wants to recognize him, will he agree? In the past, the family was inspecting him and Baijiazhuang, but now they are afraid that they will be investigated by others? It is still the leader of Lu Zhen. She has a good sister for many years, and she actually told me that she could use all means to get close to him... At that time, I was angry. Yue Ji is not such a frivolous woman! But why do I really get up to my mind now and take the initiative to think about getting close to him? Speaking of which, he is really powerful in the guild hall. Even the hundred schools of thought must admire him. King Zhou must give a special letter to commend him. Ying Quliang thought that the flesh that had broken his head was sent directly. This person easily did something that even Qin Jun could do......"

"Look at how far he ejaculated when he was peeing? He actually shot farther and thicker than those Qin soldiers. This must be a man who would not disappoint women!"

The car window seemed to be closed, but it was actually a vain. Yue Ji opened her beautiful big eyes and peeked behind the car window. Her eyes were sharp and she found that Bai Dong's robe was actually wearing a short white shirt. She didn't realize it was ridiculous and angry: "What kind of weird thing is this? It's probably the one who made it with bitter wine. Humph, it looks very ordinary in handicrafts. If I changed to this girl, I would definitely do it better!"

Bai Donghun didn't know that his "underwear" had been exposed, so he turned around happily and was about to call Wu Zhuan into the car when he suddenly saw Nie Zhu rushing towards him quickly.

Before he could ask questions, Nie Zhu grabbed Nie Zhu and clamped it under his armpit. He felt the sound of wind roaring in his ears, and in the blink of an eye, Nie Zhu threw it in the car. Wu Zhu was also brought into the car by Nie Zhu, and the master and disciple stared at Nie Zhu with big eyes, a little confused.

"Enemy attack! The whole army is on guard!"

Dozens of Bai family spirits immediately protected the carriage where Bai Dong was led by Nie Zhu. The five centuries shouted loudly. The Qin army immediately formed two internal and external defense lines, erected shield walls, and slapped bows and arrows, looking like a war was about to begin.

"How could a large army attack? I just passed Lantian and was still a hundred miles away from Liyang. Could it be that the Wei army secretly crossed the Wei Great Wall and attacked? My cheap senior brother can do such a thing!"

This time, Bai Dong invented the new font, which attracted the support of the King of Emperor Zhou, and he also took the initiative to send pineapple meat. The King of Wei, who was determined to suppress the old Qin, would probably be furious. A crazy man like Pang Juan could do anything. Although the two countries had a ceasefire treaty, it was just something on paper. Now that the new king of Qin has ascended the throne, he has even received the emperor's gift of meat. Wei Ying didn't want to see Ying Quliang successfully complete the ceremony of heaven and earth, and it was very possible to take action to grab the pineapple meat at this time.

The ground was shaking violently, and the snow was shaking deeper. This was at least a large army of five thousand people, and most of them were cavalry!

The five centuries' faces changed slightly, and they had quickly sent a light cavalry scout to Lantian to ask for reinforcements. What they had to do now is to stay waiting for assistance and wait for the Lantian army to arrive.

"The enemy is strong, the whole army will defend to the death! Protect Bai Zuo Geng and protect the emperor to give him meat. I will not die, and the left will not lose! There will not be any loss of meat!"

"I will not die, and I will not lose my left!"

The Qin army knocked on the shield with sword spear, and the roar was earth-shaking; Bai Dong looked at these good old Qin men and felt a sense of relief. With these good men here, what are you afraid of even if there are 100,000 enemies? They are even the Great Wall of Steel that no enemy can break through!

"It's a black flag!"

"Black flag, is it our army? Explore it again!"

"The report is indeed my old Qin flag! I can already see the big flag of the name Ying. I am afraid that the emperor will come in person!"

"Let's explore again!"

Several centurion generals trembled all over the body excitedly, and Li Di's expression changed slightly. He jumped up to a pine tree, and looked forward with a cool robe in his hand.

It’s not wrong. Tens of thousands of Qin soldiers in black armor and black clothes were almost covered with the horizon, and the flags raised were dozens of sides; in the middle was a big flag with the character Ying. In addition, there were the generals who changed to the generals of the fungus, the eldest son Yingqian, Che Ying, Zi'an, and even the Shangda Doctor Gan Long, the Changshi Gongsun Jia and other civil officials!

Li Di's voice was trembling with such a calm person: "Ping'anlang, it is the emperor who personally led the civil and military officials to welcome him, and he was welcomed for a hundred miles. For me, Lao Qin, I have nothing to do with you!"

Civil officials did not have the rules of placing flags in the army, but there was an exception. That is, the monarch led all civil and military officials to welcome them, and they must be welcomed by hundreds of miles away, and they needed to mobilize more than 10,000 troops.

This kind of etiquette is only found in legends. It is said that at the end of the Shang Dynasty, it was said that at the end of the Shang Dynasty that Taishi had pacified the 36 rebels in the West Sea. Emperor Zhou of Shang, Emperor Xin, personally led all officials out to welcome Baili. That time, all the civil and military officials were erected in the court. Later generations such as Guan Zhong, Baili Xi, Wu Zixu, etc., never enjoyed such courtesy. Unexpectedly, the emperor would actually "show this great gift" to Bai Dong!

"Your kindness is deep, and Bai Zuo is even more powerful!"

While Li Di was passing the message, the Qin army soldiers also saw a large flag waving in the distance in the wind. They put away their weapons and knelt down to thank him. They first knelt past Yingquliang, and thanked Bai Dong under the leadership of five centuries.

All officials come out to welcome hundreds of miles and the civil and military flags come out. This is the highest etiquette of a country. They can also be regarded as the highlight of Bai Dong. When they return to the army, it is certain that the young soldiers become ten husbands, veterans become centuries, and centuries become thousands of husbands. And from then on, they have the capital to brag. They brag to their comrades and their family, and when they get old, they can lie on the bed and blew to their grandson. This is all the gift of Bai Zuo.

"Take Malay!"

Bai Dong laughed loudly, and wanted to pass a strong horse, jumped on the back of the horse and ran towards Yingquliang's army; the wanderer returned home, how many times had he ever carried it. The brother of the king led the army to welcome him, and he suddenly felt that everything was worth it, and it was worthwhile to prepare for the hard work of Lao Qin.

"Come on Bai Zuo's update!"

Li Di quickly followed Bai Dong, and several centuries also selected more than a hundred elite riders and followed. Bai Zuo even said, "Be careful, the snow is slippery, but your three-legged dog riding skills are so scary that it's so exciting to think about it...

"Your Majesty! It's cold and the earth is cold, and it's not easy for the army to travel. Why did you do this?"

Bai Dong took the lead, and the Qin army naturally dodged the way and asked him to go straight to the front of the king. He jumped off the horse and was about to give a deep salute, but he saw Ying Quliang jumped off the horse's back and gave a salute in front of him: "Ying Quliang thanked Ping'anlang for Lao Qin!"

Bai Dong was stunned and Ying Quliang bowed again: "Thank you, Bai Zuo!

"Your Majesty, I dare not."

Bai Dong grabbed Ying Quliang's hand and felt his eyes sore and could not speak for a moment.

The king and his subjects worship!

Moreover, Ying Quliang bowed two times. The first one was to bow, but not to mention Bai Zuo Geng, but only to Ping Anlang. This means that he puts brotherhood first in his heart, and the king, minister, etc., and the king, minister, etc., are still behind him. All civil and military officials were stunned and went out to welcome him for hundreds of miles. This is the highest etiquette and highest honor that has not been given for hundreds of years. In addition, the favor that the king and minister worshiped him is truly unprecedented. How can this be a favor that a minister can enjoy? It seems that it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the "Xujun" of the Qin Dynasty.

"Congratulations to Bai Zi, congratulations to Bai Zuo Geng, Bai Zhuguo! It's really my old Qin Zhuguo!"

All officials bowed together. It wasn’t they who wanted to bow to Bai Dong, but the emperor bowed all of them, so they were embarrassed to stand, right?

***

In the big tent, only Bai Dong and Ying Quliang were burning in the brazier. The high-quality South China Sea agarwood was burning, which made people feel warm and dispelled all the fatigue of the journey.

It seemed that it was not enough, Ying Quliang took off the fox fur on his body, gently put it on Bai Dong's shoulder, patted his shoulder and said, "Thank you for your hard work, let's roast the fire with your third brother."

After taking a look at the South China Sea agarwood that is more precious than gold, Bai Dong opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but was stopped by Ying Quliang: "Can Ping Anlang warm, what are some agarwoods worth? Are you still polite to the third brother?"

"Three brother..."

"When the third brother came, he went to Baijiazhuang to see the old lady and bitter wine. These agarwoods are actually from your warehouse."

“…”

"Don't look at the third brother like this, okay? Old Qin is so lucky, so you have to pay for the change of meat. If you want to burn some agarwood, you have to pay your house treasury. These are what my third brother owes you, and you will be redeemed to pay it back to you in the future!"

"That's good, these woods are worth about five thousand gold."

"You kid really want it!"

Ying Quliang stared at him, brothers, look at me, I look at you, and laughed happily at the same time.

Ying Quliang finally stopped laughing and looked at Bai Dong with a positive face and said, "Don't worry, you have made a great contribution this time. How can the third brother not reward you? But you don't lack money and your title is high enough, so..."

As he said that, he took off the jade plaque he had worn for many years from his waist and sent it to Bai Dong: "This was given to me by my third brother and Mr. Guan Shi, and I will give it to you now. This is not an ordinary jade plaque. The third brother will later enforce the world and set it to the name of the "Diet Jade Pill". In the future, even if your descendants of the Bai family commit the ten evils, they will be the crime of the nine tribes of the barbarians. This jade plaque can save their lives once with it!"

"How dare Peyanlang accept this reward from the third brother? How can I repay you with kindness..."

Bai Dong shook his head repeatedly, but quickly put the jade plaque into his sleeve. Ying Quliang couldn't smile bitterly: "You little boy, come here. If you really want to repay Jun's kindness, what else should you recommend to me? He is a good person, but how can he compare with you?"

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