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Chapter 150 [Kung Fu Panda]

The smoke and dust covered the sun in the league, and the two pandas were fighting each other.

Humph is a gentleman who was originally looking at Mingyue, but the girl was too cruel. After being abused by a weapon for more than ten consecutive times, she finally gave up the pure love route and changed to violent confrontation. However, it was still testing the other party's strength and did not kill him from the beginning. After all, it was too difficult to meet a fellow tribe, and it would take a thousand years to wait.

The monarchs and ministers of the two countries were extremely happy to see, even the landlords of Han Zhaohou and Dongyangjun were extremely excited to see it; they only heard that the Pixiu Shenwu can tear the tiger and split the leopard, but they didn't expect that they would see two live Pixiu fighting each other today. It was so happy! And this was like the Qin and Wei countries fighting each other. Whether Han Zhaohou or Dongyangjun, they wanted Qin and Wei to turn against each other. Han might still have a little reliance on Wei. After all, it would be impossible to resist the powerful Chu without the protection of the Wei Kingdom. Dongyangjun hated these princes very much. These powerful men who did not have the Zhou royal family in their eyes should die!

After several rounds of battle, Hemhe gradually got bored. The attack routine of the tool was too simple. It was nothing more than a pounce, two, and three, and there was no learning or reference value. Moreover, as the attack speed of the tool became faster and faster, the unique flavor of the female panda became more and more intense. Hemhe couldn't bear it anymore, and it had some biological and theoretical reactions.

Huh! The weapon jumped up again and pushed his head towards Hen Hen's abdomen; the panda is as flexible as a cat, as a bear, and has a fast speed and great force. Even if the tiger is pushed by it, it will faint from pain and then it will be torn to pieces by it. Unfortunately, Hen Hen is a panda that is more flexible than it. Seeing that the weapon is about to reach it, Hen Hen suddenly made an incredible move, kicking his hind legs, and a "dry land pulling onions" came on the spot.

This is so horrible. Not to mention these civil officials, Pang Juan almost glared out his eyes. He had come out of the mountain and had never seen Heheng. Naturally, he regarded it as an ordinary panda. For example, if he was like a weapon, no matter how fast he was or how powerful he was, he still belonged to the category of animals. But what is this panda in Qin? Isn’t this light body skill that Ran Xiaer is good at? Even Pang Juan doesn’t know that the old man Guiguzi had trained Heheng himself, he would have suspected that Heheng’s father was a duck...

In fact, this is due to the direction of training. For example, if humans learn from animals for a long time, they may not be slower than two legs. But if the Olympics don’t have this event, naturally no one can practice it. Guiguzi is here, and others train pandas only to stimulate their ferociousness and improve their strength and speed, but he is taking a different approach. Humph's "kung fu" in this body is not inferior to ordinary rangers. In terms of speed and power, it makes human masters even more ashamed. Otherwise, how could they take Nie Zhu's flying blade and save the soldier Bai Dong that day?

He saw Hem jumping high, his two fat and short calves one point left and right, just like a gymnast in later generations, a beautiful one-shaped horse came! Chengqi suddenly attacked and failed. Without waiting for it to react, Hem, his two forefoots were arched left and right, and a "double wind-filling ear" came, and hit the ears on both sides of Chengqi. Chengqi wailed, and Ying was beaten by Hem, and his white belly was facing the sky with a "sexual" feeling.

Humph let out a wolf howl, and his legs tilted slightly. It just fell on Cheng Qi, and it was still a straddle-like sport, which was really handsome!

What is the Pixiu in Qin State doing? The first three times and the next three times... The two bear paws are so tightly held, and the weapon is wailing! Is the Great Wei State pressed under a Pixiu like this?

The summer wind rose again, and a sour and coquettish smell came to the nose. The kings, ministers and ministers on the alliance stage were stunned. Dongyang Jun completely forgot his identity as an "angel Zhou" and left the banquet. His neck stretched out like an old turtle. Wei Ying opened his mouth wide and wanted to issue an order, but he felt like something was blocking his throat. He couldn't make a sound. Win Lian, you bastard, made me embarrassed!

Bai Dong couldn't bear to watch it anymore. He felt that the cheap master was too stupid. Why did you teach everything? Alas, it's a humiliating national system... Of course it is the national system of Wei; the most exciting thing is the Gongzi Shaoguan and Gongzi Ang. These two are real animal lovers and matches. Their love for professionalism has transcended narrow national views. They quickly saw the same enthusiasm in each other's eyes, just like fans who have never met each other. They held hands, shoulder to shoulder, and wanted to sing a passionate song. Unfortunately, they only found "Guanguan Jujiu" when searching for the dry intestines, which did not fit the current scene. Okay, let's make do with it, they are all singing love anyway.

This summer belongs to pandas. This summer belongs to Huheng, belongs to the artifact, belongs to Lao Qin, belongs to these two breeding experts... It took Wei Ying to be so angry that he could barely get out of the air and shouted: "Come on, separate! Separate them!"

Old Yinglian followed and laughed: "Yes, quickly separate the two divine beasts. Oh, Yinglian thanks King Wei for Wucheng, hahaha..." The old man was so happy. What else is more exciting than raping Wei State in public at the alliance ceremony? Humph is really auspicious for my Great Qin. It is both the body of a divine beast and a city for me. It should be sealed! The old guy is so bad. Wei Ying, who was heartbroken, ordered on the spot: "The historian has recorded that I am now appointing the divine beast Hemph as the Wucheng Order! From today on, I will receive my old Qin salary and respect it for all the people!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

The divine beast was awarded a rule since the ancient sage kings. Old Qin's civil and military officials would not feel insulted, but felt that it was natural. What's more, Hem, bringing glory to the country and allowing the old Qin people to go all out and be extremely happy. This is a wonderful thing.

Han Zhaohou and Dongyang Jun looked at the king and minister of Wei with gloating pleasure. Both of them were holding back their faces and used their strength to hold back their smiles. The ministers of Wei were all blushing and wanted to refute the Qin people, but they were really shameless...

Only the young master Ang was still arguing fiercely with his son Shaoguan. The two had already begun to discuss whether the future little Pixiu should belong to Qin or Wei. Prince Ang was very unreasonable and said that if he had become a weapon to give birth to a little Pixiu in the future, it would naturally belong to Wei. The young master was too lazy to pay attention to him. If your aunt gave birth to a child, you would still belong to your parents' family? What about the young master of Wei? Have you read the Zhou Li?

Wei Ying couldn't stand it anymore and roared angrily: "Uncle, can't stop talking!"

No one dared to go up and separate Hunhe and Chengqi. The two divine beasts are too fierce. At this time, they can really eat people when disturbing them. Moreover, one of them is a divine beast from another country. If it is injured, it will be a national dispute. Who can take responsibility? Fortunately, Hunhe and Chengqi finished their business soon. Hunhe held their heads and chests up, and walked back proudly. Chengqi completely changed his appearance, with no fierce look in the dark circles, and replaced it with warmth. Following Hunhe's butt, he always wanted to tease "qingren"" with his bear's paw. Hunhe turned his head and glared at it, and immediately screamed in fear. At this time, Hunhe would not turn around and show his true manliness spirit, not as good as a little girl, so the gentle color in Chengqi's eyes became even stronger.

No one can disassemble this pair of "couples" anymore... Wei Ying saw it helplessly, waved his hand and signaled to follow the weapon. Wei State could not afford to lose this person.

"Haha, King Wei is kind and kind, it's true. I thank King Wei for giving the city and the virtue of the divine beast? Hahaha..." Lao Ying said in a row like a bell, and his laughter was heard from the league. It seemed that he had become thirty years younger in an instant, and he turned back to the decisive and spiritual young master Lian.

"Hmph, I am just a small town and a Pixiu. I, the Great Wei, can afford to lose. Today, the alliance is discussing the joint attack on Yiqu. Qin Gong would not be so indulging in gambling, right?" The alliance of princes often wrote tributes and fu. This added a bit of elegance to the alliance, and it was also a secret competition. Wei Ying lost too badly for the first time and was no longer in the mood to make these messy things. He might as well get straight to the topic.

"Of course, Yiqu and Lao Qin have been enemies for a hundred years. Qin State wanted to attack him long ago. This time, 30,000 elite troops will be produced to sweep away Longdong." When talking about Yiqu, Ying Lian immediately restrained his smile; the dispute over loyalty should be stopped in time. If the major event of conquering Yiqu was delayed, it would be more than worth the loss.

"Thirty thousand elites? But are your old army stationed in Yongdu?"

Wei Ying was slightly stunned, but unexpectedly, Qin was willing to invest a lot of money.

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