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278: Chinese Professor Bryant (4.3K(2/2)

Otherwise, the Celtics and Lakers wouldn't have had to fight to the death.

Wayne also hopes that Yao Ming can win a championship, but unfortunately, as Yao Ming's opponent, if Wayne really doesn't fight because of this wish, then what's the point?

Losing to Yao Ming, Wayne admits.

But he won't compromise!

The excitement for the Western Conference Finals has already reached fever pitch, and those students preparing for the final exam have no intention of reviewing.

In the self-study class, the girls were all discussing "Struggle", while the boys all turned into basketball players and discussed who could win the championship between the Lakers and the Trail Blazers!

The analysis was clear and logical.

Basketball-related magazines and newspapers were circulated throughout the class.

That's right, the discussion is about who can win the championship, not the Western Conference championship.

At this time, whoever is ignorant stands up and says: "There are still James and the Pistons in the Eastern Conference. It's still too early to win the championship."

That will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole class.

James? Pistons?

China’s double-high status is simply ignored, okay?

The little emperor came out to be beaten!

Then, the mousse really stood out.

He was beaten by Wayne in the first round last season and went home to fish. This year he successfully entered the Eastern Conference finals, facing the Pistons who had no big money.

Mousse thought to himself, even if there is no big boss, the Pistons have the foundation after all.

I'm afraid this series will be difficult to win.

Well, the task of being beaten in the finals should be left to the Pistons.

I am a man who wants to surpass Michael. How can I lose in the finals?

No tie-breaks!

It's a tiebreaker in the finals. If you tell me, you won't be laughed at.

The most effective way to prevent losing in the finals and not playing a tiebreaker in the finals is...not to play in the finals!

Of course, Mousse would not lose on purpose.

But with the Pistons' style, it may be difficult for the Cavaliers to continue advancing.

The teams for the Eastern and Western finals were already in place. At this time, many Chinese fans came to watch the game on the streets of Portland.

Stern is laughing even in his dreams, the door to the Chinese market... Bah, there is no other door anywhere.

Wayne and Yao Ming have directly smashed the door open, and the two markets are directly converging!

Everyone on the Trail Blazers is also facing a formidable enemy. Everyone knows that if they win this round, they can shout those six words - Trail Blazers championship!

Therefore, I have to win this round even if I risk my life.

Pao'er was really active during training. This was the first time that he was so close to an honor like the championship.

Wayne felt that he didn't need to pull out Pao'er's hair, he could explode on his own.

Okay, now that you are a mature cannon, you can fire on your own.

Fully automatic cannon!

When Kobe and his Lakers arrived in Portland, they were also wooed by the Chinese media.

When Kobe got off the plane with the toad goggles, Weiping Bryant immediately pushed aside the crowd with a swimming posture and rushed to Kobe.

Kobe saw that the Chinese reporter looked familiar, so he smiled and said hello.

Then, Weiping used his English with a strong Chinese accent to communicate with Kobe.

Weiping Bryant asked Kobe Bryant what he thought of the two Chinese players in this series.

Kobe was also very good at following the wishes of Chinese fans and said: "Wei is very strong, and Yao is the most important player in our team. The performance of the two Chinese players will directly affect the trend of the series!"

Kobe's heart: "Wayne, you're done. I want to take control of this series with my own hands! No one can interrupt, and Yao Ming can't keep you!"

Finally, Kobe showed off a Chinese sentence that he had memorized for two days and two nights in front of the camera.

"I know there is a saying in China, but it is better to teach the flying generals in Dragon City than to teach Hu Ma to cross the Yin Mountains.

We have the Great Wall of China, we also have flying generals, well, here we are.

Therefore, Yao and I will not let the Trail Blazers enter the finals, they cannot get over it!"

Kobe Bryant's performance shocked all the Chinese reporters present. This is ridiculous...

If you just learn to say shit again, you can wander around the streets of China by yourself.

Although he spoke very slowly and stumbled a bit, he finally said this poem completely!

Kobe's language talent is indeed very good. He spent time in Italy when he was a child, so he can speak both Italian and English.

Recently, I also asked Vujacic for Slovenian lessons.

One day, Kobe went to watch Fat Qiqi play and casually said hello to Fat Qiqi in Slovenian, which shocked Fat Qiqi.

Of course, the one who was most shocked was Parker.

Because Kobe once sprayed him in French...

Kobe was the kind of person who would learn a language specifically to talk trash. He was so perverted to this extent.

There are only boring guys like him in this world.

This time, in order to have fun with Wayne, Kobe also learned Chinese from Yao Ming.

However, Kobe felt that just saying words like tomatoes was too vulgar. After all, he was a man of culture and a gentleman, so he just learned the poem just now.

Although it only has 14 characters, it took me two days and two nights to speak it fluently.

However, Kobe's efforts were not in vain. This time, the effect of pretending to beep can be rated 10 points, and absolutely no one will give it 9 points.

Those who don’t understand don’t know what to say, and those who do understand call them Niubi.

"It's so wet, so wet! Well said, hahahaha! Then, I hope you can perform well in the competition!"

Director Zhang smiled so happily that the Chinese flavor of the Western Conference finals became more and more intense.

When Wayne saw Kobe's interview that night, he couldn't help laughing.

Okay, it looks like you are well prepared.

Tomorrow night, I finally won’t have to curse through my phone screen.

Come to melee combat with real swords and guns!

At eight o'clock in the evening on May 20, at the Rose Garden Arena, the Lakers wearing purple jerseys and the Trail Blazers wearing red jerseys finally stood together as expected!

The Trail Blazers deliberately arranged to wear red jerseys at home, and the opening performances were all Chinese acrobatics, which worked well in China.

In the Rose Garden stands, all the fans also wore red T-shirts, and the home atmosphere was very strong.

Of course, since we are playing the playoffs with the Lakers, how can we miss out on that classic shout?

"BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!"

Wayne looked at the shouting fans in the stands and nodded with satisfaction.

Well, give me some support.

I have the final say on my territory.

After the warm-up, the starting players of the two teams came together, and the cheers reached their first climax.

Wayne, Yao Ming, and Kobe all hugged each other one by one. Although the atmosphere seemed to be friendlier than the previous two rounds, this was actually the most intense round of the series.

When an acquaintance meets an acquaintance, he becomes more successful.

After Kobe and Wayne hugged, he said seriously: "We are brothers, so come and bite me!"

"puff!"

Kobe may have thought his pretense was spot on, but Wayne really almost laughed.

Please stop speaking Chinese!

Do you want to laugh me to death and then take the opportunity to defeat me!?

Despicable!

Kobe still had a serious look on his face and was completely absorbed in the drama.

Wayne also suppressed his smile. Let's have fun and make fun. Don't make fun in the rose garden.

The referee steps into the center circle and prepares to throw the ball.

On the Lakers side, Cuckold Fish, Chinese Language Science, Zaza, Odangdang and Yao Ming are all ready.

On the Trail Blazers side, Pao'er is also eager to give it a try.
Chapter completed!
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