In the middle of the crowd, a burly man and a middle-aged woman were quarreling inspiration. Qian Xiaoxing asked the aunt next to him and understood the whole story.

Seeing that the middle-aged woman was full of makeup and was over 40 years old, she was an old mother in a brothel. The man was not a client, but a steward of a cloth dyeing shop. The reason for the incident was that the cloth dyeing shop and the brothel were both opened in the same yard, so the same yard entrance and everyone was in peace, but the old mother in this brothel found a couplet and had to post it to both sides of the yard entrance.

The man said to the old mother: "Your couplet is written in a brothel. Look at your first couplet: Business is booming, bed board sounds, the second couplet: Finance is wide and the belt is loose, horizontal banner: Xiao Shisanniang. If you post it to the yard, then everyone thinks that the yard is a brothel. How can we open the dyeing workshop? You can't post it!"

The old mother was not willing to be outdone and replied clamoringly: "I posted my couplet, what's wrong with you? I spent several taels of silver to let someone write it. I've posted it today."

The man did not give in at all and said, "No, this courtyard gate is shared by our two families. How can you let you decide the final decision? If you post it, I will tear it down!"

"I'll post it. If you dare to tear it, I'll ask my sisters in the building to find your house and live in your house every day." The old mother threatened to destroy his relationship with her husband and wife.

"Okay, please let them come. I'm still a bachelor, one sleeps one, two sleeps one pair."

The old mother didn't expect that this man was still a bachelor, so she was very wrong, but immediately changed the topic and said, "You really want to be beautiful. I tell you, I've posted it today."

"I tell you, if you dare to post it, I will tear it down."

"You dare!"

"I dare!"

...

Upstairs across the street, Ling Shan and her maid were sitting on the second floor, drinking tea and watching the farce below. Because Ling Shan didn't want to see Qian Xiaoxing at home, she went out to breathe, so she found a teahouse and sat down.

The sharp-eyed maid said, "Miss, look at that big pervert is also watching the fun."

Ling Shan stretched her head and looked around, and said depressedly: "It's so unlucky. You can meet him when you walk there."

"Miss, look at that big pervert, what are you talking about with the two people who are quarreling?"

"Oh!" Ling Shan also looked at Qian Xiaoxing carefully to see what he was doing.

Below the building, Qian Xiaoxing was quarreling with the two people, "Stop arguing, two, I have a way to satisfy everyone. Do you want to listen?"

The two of them who were quarreling stopped arguing, looked Qian Xiaoxing up and down in confusion, and the old mother asked, "What can you do?"

"This..." Qian Xiaoxing paused for a moment, thinking that he was not helping for nothing, he always had to give some benefits, so he said, "If I have a way to post your couplet, what would you thank me?"

The old mother looked at Qian Xiaoxing, not like she was joking. It would be too embarrassing if she couldn't post a couplet in front of so many people today. So she smiled and said with a charming smile: "If you can help me, I will let my top girl upstairs serve you for free for one night, how about it?"

Qian Xiaoxing scratched his head and thought about it. It was not bad to go back to prostitutes, but when he saw Xiao Cui watching from the side, he hurriedly said to the old mother: "I am an upright person, this is not right. Otherwise, you can give me a tael of silver."

"Okay, I'll follow you!" The old mother was very angry now. In order to make an effort to make an excuse, she agreed without thinking.

The burly man said to Qian Xiaoxing: "Don't dream, I will never let you post it."

"Brother, why don't we add five or one or two liang to one or two liang? You ask her to post the couplets?" Qian Xiaoxing asked tentatively.

"Whoever cares about her dirty money, I will not give it if I don't want it." The man was also trying to make an effort to make an excuse, and he didn't look down on this little money at all.

Seeing that it was impossible to buy it with money, Qian Xiaoxing had to take out his trump card and said to the old mother: "You can do it if you want to post it, but I think your couplet is not of high quality, so I'll change it for you, okay?"

The old mother thought that she still asked someone else to buy her couplet for money, but she still couldn't say it, so she asked, "What did you think you would change it to?"

Qian Xiaoxing said slowly: "In my couplet, the first couplet is: The depth is as you wish, the second couplet is: both length and short cost, and the horizontal copy is: dry in and wet out."

After hearing this, the old mother nodded and said, "This couplet is not bad. Although she didn't write a single word from the brothel, she also talked about things on the bed. It seems that the little brother is also a good player. I promise to change this couplet."

"You agree, I don't agree!" the burly man said angrily.

Qian Xiaoxing said to the man: "Brother, have you listened to my couplet carefully just now? I'm talking about it and see if you write about your dyeing workshop? The first couplet is: The depth is as you wish, which means that the depth of dyeing is as the customer's opinion, is it?"

The man nodded after hearing this.

"The second couplet says: Both length and short require money, which means that both long and short cloths need to be dyed with money. That's right."

The man nodded again after hearing this.

"The horizontal banner is: dry in and wet out, and after the dry cloth reaches the dyeing vat, it will certainly be wet when it is picked up, right?"

The man nodded after hearing this.

"Since you write your dyeing shop couplet, why don't you let me post it? Then you're unreasonable. Do you all say it?" Qian Xiaoxing asked instigated the onlookers.

After listening to the audience, they talked about the man's unreasonableness. After listening to it, the man had nothing to say. Moreover, the couplet was indeed written in the dyeing workshop, so they could only answer: "If it is this couplet, then I agree to post it."

Qian Xiaoxing said to the old mother, "You heard it, he is willing to let you post it, pay it quickly."

The old mother didn't expect that the matter would be solved so easily, and she was still stunned. She woke up after hearing Qian Xiaoxing's words. She hurriedly took out a tael of silver and handed it to Qian Xiaoxing and said, "This little brother is good. The girl upstairs must like it tightly. Come and sit there when you have time. I'll give you a 20% discount."

Qian Xiaoxing took the silver and thought about whether he would take care of him when he had time, but Xiao Cui pulled him over and said, "Brother Xing, go quickly, the lady is also worried about you."

Qian Xiaoxing remembered that Xiao Cui was still by his side, so he hurriedly put away his messy mind and went home with Xiao Cui.

Ling Shan in the teahouse was always paying attention to the following matters. When Qian Xiaoxing walked away, she said to the maid: "This big pervert is really hateful. You can write couplets from the brothel. It seems that you must have gone a lot."

"Miss, is it the romantic talent that the ancients often called? That's it?"

"I think he is a vulgar, a vulgar talent!"

"Didn't the couplets written by the lady who wrote are written by the dyeing workshop? Why do you say they are written by the brothel?" The maid was obviously young and didn't understand the matter on the bed, so she naturally couldn't understand the meaning of it.

"This..." Ling Shan didn't know how to answer, and thought for a while and said, "The couplets are also suitable for brothels. One couplet can write two businesses, so the writing skills are still good."

"It is also applicable to brothels?" The maid was still muttering in a low voice, not understanding.

Ling Shan smiled and said, "You will understand when you grow up!"

Qian Xiaoxing and Lan Xiaocui returned to the courtyard and saw Fang Ying sitting in the air-conditioned room, bored playing with mahjong.

"Look at you two, you are covered in sweat. Have you been doing bad things?" Fang Ying smiled when she saw them.

"Yes, we are servants and we still have to go out to do things in hot weather. Then we can do it like a lady and enjoy it in the air-conditioned room." Qian Xiaoxing said sarcastically.

Fang Ying was displeased after hearing this and cursed: "9527, I've messed with you again, I'll find fault as soon as I come back!"

"If you understand your servants, let me sleep in the air-conditioned room too. You see that the weather is getting hotter and hotter. If you can't sleep well at night, it will affect my work quality. Don't blame me if you can't make money at that time." Qian Xiaoxing saw that the weather is getting hotter and harder to fall asleep at night, so he took the opportunity to say.

"Hey, are you mistaken? Have you heard of men and women teaching and receiving each other? How can a big man sleep in a woman's room?" Fang Ying refused.

"Why can't you sleep? At worst, just use the room to separate it and give me a bed. Of course, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter if Xiao Cui and I sleep together." Qian Xiaoxing continued to fight.

Lan Xiaocui lowered her head and said shyly: "I don't want to sleep with you."

"I finally exposed the essence of your pervert. I have no way to sleep here unless..." Fang Ying stopped talking and stopped talking.

"Unless it's anything? I promise you that even if you marry Xiao Cui to me, I don't have any complaints." Qian Xiaoxing said hurriedly.

Fang Ying touched the mahjong and said, "Unless this pair of ivory mahjong belongs to me."

"No!" Qian Xiaoxing finally had some valuable property, but he didn't want to be deceived by Fang Ying so easily.

"Don't you build an air conditioner? Press one in your room." Xiao Cui suggested that he was afraid that Qian Xiaoxing and Fang Ying would argue.

"It's not that I don't want to. The room is leaking everywhere, and if it is installed, there will be no place in the yard." Qian Xiaoxing had thought about it for a long time, but he really couldn't install it.

"If you don't give mahjong, there's nothing to talk about. I'm sleepy again and want to sleep. 9527, are you avoiding it?" Fang Ying made an excuse and wanted to drive Qian Xiaoxing out of the air-conditioned room.

Qian Xiaoxing said angrily, "I think you don't want to eat pork in the future, otherwise you will be killing your relatives for the sake of justice and will only know how to sleep all day like your relatives."

"What did you say? I actually said I was..." Fang Ying was about to move after hearing this, and the shaking door panel left for Fang Ying again.
Chapter completed!