Chapter 7 Apprenticeship is also a test
Looking at this group of people with curious eyes...
In his eyes, many things are very novel.
He still doesn't understand the difference between computers and TVs, and he doesn't understand why Fang Yu and Gao Feng spend so much effort to get Fang Shaoyun to teach him the interstellar.
Gao Feng told him that Fang Shaoyun is a master of playing this game.
But no matter how Liu looked at it, he felt that Fang Shaoyun was not like a master.
However, no matter whether he is a master or not, it doesn't matter to Liu.
Because he doesn't even know what kind of game StarCraft is now, he only knows on TV that computer games are fun.
It's fun enough, but it's not the same if anyone teaches it.
In addition, Fang Shaoyun didn't look like a bad guy, so Liu decided to stay and learn to fight the Stars with Fang Shaoyun.
Liu is a simple person.
Fang Shaoyun also saw this.
Not only is it a bit simple, but it also looks the same as Fang Yu said, and it is a little inflexible.
Fang Shaoyun suddenly felt a little worried, because if he received an apprentice, he would not be able to practice Stars well and would be eaten by others when he went out. Wouldn’t he be laughed to death as a master?
What's more, Fang Shaoyun has never confiscated his apprentice. This is the first time he accepts his apprentice, so he has to be cautious in everything he says.
Not only did Fang Shaoyun fight the Stars and is known as a master of the vulgarity, but he also turned a corner very quickly in his life.
Generally, few people can take advantage of him.
So he looked at Fang Yu and Gao Feng very seriously and said, "This, I can teach him to fight the Stars, but I have the conditions to accept apprentices."
Gao Feng exaggeratedly: "Why, don't you even keep your word?"
Fang Shaoyun said: "Of course I keep my word. My conditions are very reasonable. If I say it, you will feel reasonable."
Gao Feng said: "What conditions?"
Fang Shaoyun smiled. Liu suddenly felt that Fang Shaoyun smiled a little dangerously.
Fang Shaoyun just smiled and said to Gao Feng and Fang Yu: "My condition is to learn from the interstellar world with me, and I can't be as stupid as a pig."
"If you are too stupid, then learning Interstellar is useless. Isn't it a waste of light? Why not do other promising careers?"
What Fang Shaoyun said is indeed very reasonable. Even Gao Feng and Fang Yu could not refute this condition.
But Fang Yu was not worried at all, because although Liu's head was not flexible, he obviously would not be as stupid as a pig. So he smiled and said, "Liu is not stupid."
"Wouldn't I know if I ask a simple question?" Fang Shaoyun smiled.
Gao Feng said: "He has never read a book. Although your question is simple, he may not know it."
Fang Shaoyun pointed “Fang Duoyun” and said, “Don’t worry, the question I asked is very simple, even he knows it.”
"Fang Duoyun" is only four or five years old, so of course he could not have read a book. If he knew the question, how could Liu not answer it?
After Fang Shaoyun said this, Gao Feng and Fang Yu had no objection.
"A genius saw the thief and ran away. Why?"
But as soon as this question was asked, Gao Feng and Fang Yu were both stunned.
Fang Shaoyun said it was indeed a good idea, this was a simple question. However, even Gao Feng and Fang Yu didn't know how to answer this question.
Liu seemed a little dizzy, and he asked Fang Shaoyun strangely: "Why did Uncle Jingcha run away when he saw the thief?"
Fang Shaoyun pretended to be serious and said, "I'll ask you a question, but you come to ask me?"
Liu shook her head and said, "I don't know."
"Don't know?" Fang Shaoyun was happy and said, "I don't even know such a simple question?"
Hearing Fang Shaoyun say this, Gao Feng immediately shouted out and said, "It's not fair, this problem is simply
.”
"This question that even a three or four-year-old child knows is not simple?" Fang Shaoyun smiled proudly and said to "Fang Duoyun": "Come on, tell them the answer."
"Fang Duoyun" immediately said loudly with his chest outstretched: "Because he wants to catch the thief as soon as possible!"
With a bang, Gao Feng almost fell to the ground.
When I saw a thief, I ran away because I wanted to catch the thief as soon as possible. This was indeed a very correct answer.
Gao Feng and Fang Yu suddenly realized that the two of them were also fooled. Fang Shaoyun's vulgarity and shamelessness was indeed beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
Both of them knew very well that Fang Shaoyun must have asked brain teasers like "Fang Duoyun" and told him the answer, so "Fang Duoyun" would give the answer so proudly. But it is obvious that Fang Shaoyun will definitely not admit it now.
And speaking of it, the two of them have to admit that this is indeed a very simple question.
Just when the two of them had a headache, Liu suddenly laughed. He smiled and clapped his hands, "It turns out that Uncle Jingcha ran away to catch the thief quickly, I understand."
By saying this, he seemed even more stupid.
This time, Gao Feng and Fang Yu became even more sad.
But at this moment, Liu smiled and asked Fang Shaoyun, "I also have a simple question, I don't know if you can answer it."
Fang Shaoyunqi said: "You have a simple question, too?"
Liu nodded and said, "It's a very simple question."
Fang Shaoyun said: "You even know the answer?"
Liu nodded and said, "Of course I know."
Even a child with a little unsmart mind knows the answer, how can adults not know?
"Then ask." Before Fang Shaoyun could speak, "Fang Duoyun" was already rushing to help Fang Shaoyun answer. However, Fang Shaoyun immediately added again: "If your question is stupid and everyone knows the answer, then don't learn Stars from me, just learn from Gao Feng."
"Damn!"
Before Gao Feng could object, Liu asked the simple question he said: "Will it feel comfortable to shoot something without spending effort?"
Gao Feng and Fang Yu were stunned for a moment. After the two of them were stunned, they couldn't help laughing.
This question is indeed a very simple, but also an interesting question.
Fang Shaoyun was also slightly stunned.
What to do without effort?
Excitement? Play basketball or water? Obviously, it is not right.
If you can't answer this question, it seems to be a bit shameful.
Fang Shaoyun's face was a little hot, but a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and suddenly shouted: "I understand, it must be a sensation."
"Yes." Fang Duoyun, who had been frowning, suddenly realized: "It's the kind that my dad and mom often do."
"e... Yun looked at his baby son with some depression. But what made him even more depressed was that Liu asked strangely: "What is striking waves?"
"Take a wave is kissing." Gao Feng explained with a smile. Fang Shaoyun couldn't help but shout, "Why? Isn't it a wave?"
"It turns out that slapping the wave is just a kiss, but it seems that it takes strength to kiss." Liu shook his head and said, "Of course it's not slapping the wave."
Fang Shaoyun said: "What is that."
Liu said: "Don't sleep."
Chapter completed!