428 Wonderful Tribe (3)
Gu Ban dragged a short man forward and walked up less than ten meters. He saw one barbarian after another coming out of the tent around him. All of them were yawning and rubbing their eyes. It seemed that they didn't sleep well last night, which made Gu Ban think of the guards at the gate of the tribe.
For some reason, Gu Ban's heart suddenly calmed down.
It seems that the short man is not lying, and a wedding banquet was held here last night.
But his heart seemed to be settled too early.
"Yo! Isn't this a groom? Why do you do so early?"
When the ancient ban went to see the person, he looked up at the sky first.
Haha, the people in this tribe are all night walkers, it’s still early to get dark! What’s the look of this!
The short man was immediately happy when he saw the visitor. He came to the visitor and rubbed his hands with a smile, and said with a despicable smile: "Mrs. Yue, I haven't been to your place for a long time. Who did you accompany last night?"
After saying that, the short man reached out and pinched Aunt Yue's butt.
When Gu Ban heard a short man talking, he turned around and looked at Aunt Yue, but Gu Ban was stunned again.
Aunt Yue is not ugly, but no matter how you look at it, she feels awkward. Her white and fat figure is neither tall nor short. She wears a wide goose yellow robe that looks like a tight-fitting suit. The fat flesh on her body is streaked by the clothes. From the front chest to the lower abdomen, there are four ridges in total. Each ridge is covered with mountains, but it does not make people disgusted. Instead, it makes people want to touch it for a few times and feel what it feels like to feel the flesh.
But looking up, Gu Ban felt something was wrong in an instant, and he swayed in the wind like a willow.
Aunt Yue's face was covered with thick white powder. The white powder was so scary. I don't know how many layers it had been applied, even blocking her eyebrows. Gu Ban looked at it for a long time but couldn't see any eyebrows on her face.
Aunt Yue also applied red lip fat on her lips, but she applied less, not as much as the "woman" she met at the beginning, but this was too little, right? She only applied a little bit on her lips, and had a wide finger when she was stretched to death. She applied a little on her upper lip and a little on her lower lip. Once her lips were closed, she had a small dot, and the rest was all white powder.
What the ancient class couldn't stand the most was watching Aunt Moon talk. He didn't have the time to listen to what Aunt Moon and a short man said. He devoted all his thoughts to Aunt Moon's face, because Aunt Moon opened his mouth and saw the white powder falling down as soon as he opened his mouth. The white powder was not in vain, and all fell into her mouth. After a while, his tongue turned white.
Gu Ban stood there staring at Aunt Yue, but he didn't know what the short man said to Aunt Yue. Aunt Yue smiled so much that she was "shy"! She stared at Gu Ban with her big eyes.
The ancient ban queen looked at the short man after realizing it, "What did you say?"
The short man smiled even more obscenely, "It's nothing, I just said you want to find a woman here."
The ancient squad laughed and stopped talking.
He knew that nothing he said was useless. No matter what he said, a short man could get to the horizon, so he simply said nothing.
In Aunt Madam Yue's eyes, Gu Ban's not speaking was equivalent to acquiescence. She immediately looked at Gu Ban with bright eyes, threw the huge washing basin behind her, pouted at Gu Ban and closed her eyes and kissed him.
Looking at Aunt Yue running towards him, looking at her trembling flesh, and looking at the white powder falling on the ground while she ran, Gu Ban vomited.
Aunt Yue's running body stopped abruptly. Her figure, which was so fat that she couldn't bear to look at her, could stop her steps very flexibly, and at the same time she could open her eyes and look at Gu Ban with a worried look on her face.
"Are you okay? Did you drink too much last night? No! Didn't you come last night?"
Aunt Yue couldn't understand why Gu Ban vomited, and Gu Ban didn't explain. She vomited twice and covered her mouth with one hand and pulled the short man and ran away.
When Aunt Yue saw that Gu Ban ran away, she immediately jumped up and shouted, "Hey, where are you going? Aren't you going to marry me? When will we do the wedding? I told you that there are too many people who want to marry me, and if you don't do it, it won't be your turn,..."
Aunt Yue quickly asked a group of subordinates of the Guban to block it. The Guban felt safe, let go of the short man's hand, squatted aside and vomited happily.
Just vomit, just vomit, just vomit, and you’ll get rid of it. After you’ve finished vomiting, you won’t have to vomit anymore. When you meet someone who makes him disgusted, you won’t have to vomit anymore.
Gu Ban thought of squatting on the ground and vomiting even more vigorously.
The short man walked to the ancient class with curiosity. Seeing that the ancient class became more and more excited, he couldn't help but pat the ancient class on the shoulder with confusion, "Brother, why are you still vomiting? Could it be that there is one, right? Can men get pregnant? The patriarch didn't say it? Hey, young hey! It's amazing. I was there next night, so wouldn't I be pregnant..."
The short man suddenly covered his stomach with horror, then stood up, put his hands slightly on his stomach. After a moment of stunned silence, he didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly he was happy again.
"I'm pregnant with me. What's so great about this? Anyway, it's just a baby, who's different!"
Then the shorter man straightened his waist, supported his waist with one hand, stroked his shriveled belly with the other, and moved forward in small steps.
"Pregnancy is a big deal. When I got back, I told my wife to ask her to make some delicious food for me. Oh, I thought I would come back and tell Tongsuo and the others that they would not have to go to the royal city to steal women, and they would have children."
The short man left under the surprised gaze of Gu Ban and his group. Gu Ban didn't bother to vomit, and looked at the back of the short man with a "pregnant belly" in a daze, and was once again messy in the wind.
Isn't this stupid guy really a lunatic, right? Or is this tribe so backward that he doesn't even know the common sense that men can't get pregnant?
Gu Bansen squatted on the ground with no desire, unable to move for a long time. Looking at the small tribe full of people, Gu Ban knew for the first time what fear was.
He was really scared. He was afraid that he would meet even more weird people when he walked forward. He was afraid that he would really be crazy here.
Looking at the back of the short man and listening to the bold statement that Aunt Yue was going to marry him behind him, Gu Ban missed a little homesick.
He wanted to go home, he wanted to go home to find his mother. This place was so terrible. Before he came here, he didn't know that the barbarians had such a terrible place.
Gu Ban backed down and secretly wanted to walk back. Just as he took two steps back, the short man came back with his "pregnant belly".
"Oh! I'm so sorry, I forgot you brother. Don't worry, I won't ignore you. There is the patriarch's tent ahead. I'll take you there."
After saying that, the short man reached out and pulled Gu Ban. Before he could resist, the short man had already been pulled forward by the short man.
The short man was very strong. Gu Ban tried to break free from his clamping several times but failed, so he had to shout and let him let go.
"I won't go, so I'll ask you directly. Your patriarch has a lot of things to do, so I won't go to see him."
When the short man heard something to ask him, he immediately turned around and looked at Gu Ban, grinned and happily held Gu Ban's hand.
"Really? Can you ask me? Can I answer your questions on behalf of our patriarch? Is it that important for me?"
Gu Ban looked down at the left hand of the short man holding his hand. When he heard the short man's words, he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say anything wrong, so he had to put it aside and nodded in order to quickly leave here to deal with it, "That's right, I'll ask you the same."
But I just ask if there are any outsiders. In which year and month they settled in the tribe at the latest, and whether there are suspicious people nearby. It is okay to ask the short man in front of me these questions, but if there are other questions, it is difficult to speak.
The short man immediately burst into laughter when he heard the words of Gu Ban, "Hahaha..., I knew I was very capable and had the potential to be a patriarch. Now it seems that way. Brother, you have a good vision. Just ask me. I am the future patriarch of my tribe."
The short man raised his head proudly, pursed his big mouth, and squinted his small eyes, looking even more obscene.
Gu Ban was stunned again. He had seen shameless people, but he had never seen more shameless people than a shorter man. What did he say make him so arrogant and confident? The future patriarch is still the leader, even if he can be the leader of the tribe, he can be the king of the barbarian tribe.
As soon as the ancient ban finished complaining secretly, he heard a cold voice coming from the right front, "Hmph! Can you be the leader of the clan? That's all God can rain red."
Gu Ban twisted his stiff neck and turned his head carefully and looked at the speaker. When he saw the speaker's appearance, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Fortunately, this person looks normal, looks normal, dresses normally, and speaks normally. This time he probably doesn't encounter any crazy.
The person who came was an old man in his sixties and seventies who looked so ordinary that he threw himself into the crowd to find someone. The old man was wearing a rolling sheepskin coat, a cigarette puff in his mouth, and a sheepskin hat on his head. The hat was the right size, not as exaggerated as a short man.
"Swish! Old Man, you don't have to belittle me here. Just your thoughts are just me? Do you also want to be the patriarch, right? What a pity, this adult likes me, I am the future patriarch."
The short man raised his head proudly again, stretched out his left thumb and pointed it at Gu Ban.
When Gu Ban suddenly felt something was wrong when he heard the short man's words. Just as he wanted to recall the short man's words, he heard the old man speak.
"Sir, Feng Shen, how could he fall in love with you? Don't talk nonsense here. Sir, are you interested in him?"
When Gu Ban heard this, he finally figured out something was wrong, and he went completely crazy after listening.
Where is this? When did he fall in love with a short man? What did he say that made them misunderstand him so much?
The ancient squad opened his mouth and was about to say "No", but his mouth was too slow. As soon as he opened his mouth, he saw the old Yuan-chan who was still smoking opposite him looking at him with a heartbroken look, his turbid eyes were filled with tears.
Guban felt it was not good, so he immediately opened his mouth and said, "No..."
As soon as Gu Ban opened his mouth, he heard Lao Yuan say first: "I don't like you so much? You really hurt my heart."
The old man turned around and left with his hands behind his back. Gu Ban swears that, just as the old man turned around, he saw two crystal tears falling down, sliding down his wrinkled orange-skinned old face to the ground.
For that moment, Gu Ban felt that he was a bastard. How could he treat an old man so much? He was simply not a human being when he left with disappointment.
But when he realized it, he almost didn't vomit anymore.
Oh my God! Who are there in this tribe? Why does an old man look at him with a look of a heartless man? He is not a broken sleeve!
When the short man saw that Old Yuan had left, he became so awesome. He stroked his stomach with his big hand and smiled: "You are not destined to be the leader of the clan."
After saying that, no matter what Guban was thinking, he immediately pulled Guban to continue moving forward.
After walking for more than ten steps, Gu Ban turned back angrily at the old man. The old man had already walked to a tent, sat on a big rock in front of the tent, smoking with a pipe. The sunlight shone on his back, not bringing him a trace of warmth, but instead made Gu Ban feel that the old man was pitiful.
Gu Ban sighed secretly, feeling that he was right. The tribe could not stay any longer, so he had to leave quickly.
So Gu Ban stopped leaving and pulled a short man and said, "I'll ask you something, let's stand here and talk."
The short man scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, "Qi, actually, I, I don't know much about the tribe. If you want to ask which one is angry when you fight, I know. Qi, I really don't know much about other things, because I don't leave the tribe at all."
Gu Ban did not give up and said bluntly: "I don't ask anything else, I just want to ask you, are there any outsiders in your tribe recently? When did the people who came to your tribe come? Who are they? Is there a father with a daughter? By the way, that daughter is pregnant, and there may be some people around them protecting them, and... "
Gu Ban finally could ask questions and immediately asked if there were outsiders in the tribe. However, after asking for a long time, he still didn't see a short man answering, which made Gu Ban raise his head and look at the short man.
The moment Gu Ban looked up, he felt deep despair, because the short man looked at him in confusion with his eyes. Obviously, he knew nothing and could not give him an answer.
Gu Ban couldn't help but be discouraged, urging his head to droop dejectedly, and walked forward with his fate.
He could see that he would not let him go if the people in this tribe were not crazy. It would be better to be crazy early than to be crazy late. He would better feel what the short man's "strange" clan leader looks like as soon as possible.
The Guban walked forward, and the short man blinked and blinded his eyes, grinned and chased after him.
"Brother, that's right. If you have something to do, you have to look for the patriarch, otherwise what do you want the patriarch? Listen to me, our patriarch is amazing. He knows everything. What do the people of the Great Wei say? Oh, by the way, that's called knowing astronomy and geography, and calling the wind and rain. You're the right choice to find the patriarch. Of course, I've helped you so much. Do you have to say something nice to me in front of the patriarch? No need to say anything else, just say thank you for bringing you to him."
Gu Ban nodded weakly and had no strength to complain anymore, because he could tell from the short man's words that the tribe's patriarch was a charlatan, and the short man believed the clan leader completely. He would not believe what he said, so he might as well not say it, so he would not be angry in the end.
Chapter completed!