Chapter 18 February: Pastoral, New Year's Eve, Stars and Bonfires (Part 2)
A year ago, you would never have thought that one day you would live the pastoral life like today.
Although you had the idea of living in the countryside when you were first arranging your own doomsday survival plan. But at that time, you thought it would be very troublesome to actually operate. You neither know how to farm nor grazing, and unlike the older generation who could understand the weather and solar terms, but now when you really put it into action, you find that many things are not as difficult as you imagined. And it is obvious that as an oriental, you are obviously more rustic than female spies. On the second day of moving stones and buckles, you spend some time up the mountain to find some bamboo grass to weave a big basket and add a wooden stake underneath. In this way, you can carry more than a dozen stones up the mountain every time. When you are tired, you can just thrust your waist to hold the wooden stakes and take a break. In this way, your working efficiency will increase exponentially.
The female spy was amazed at your "marvelous invention". You said that this is the wisdom accumulated over five thousand years of China and the credit of the great people. The female spy said.
After a few days, she seemed to be on a whim and took you to the east to grazing. The grazing work was easy, but in fact it was mainly done by dogs. Although Shirley was a Tibetan wolf, she was well trained by female spies. She took her flocks to the grassland to eat grass in the morning. When it was almost time to start, she drove the sheep back to the sheep pen. But no matter what, it was really punk to let a wolf shepherd the sheep.
Sunday is very smart. It learns very quickly. Maybe it’s instinct. A wolf and a dog cooperate in close contact when driving sheep. It’s hard not to make people think that these two are tacit partners, but every time it’s time for dinner, your fantasy will often break. Sunday is still the same. You always wait until Shirley finishes eating the bowl before she dares to eat her own.
The female spy is not pretentious at all. During the days when you have herded sheep, she will carry you with the big bamboo basket you made and the alpha robot dog on the west end. At first, you see the excitement of her carrying the bamboo basket on her back, and you are worried that she will be the new official and take the position of three fires, just to make fun, but in a few days, she will be able to complete the work in a very good way.
You two take turns working and will have a rest on Saturdays and Sundays. In your spare time, she will teach you how to milk the cows and ride horses. The female spy is worthy of being a female spy. She can even ride and shoot, and she looks extremely chic on the horseback of a Mercedes-Benz horse. After familiarizing yourself with the life of farming and animal husbandry, you also begin to wonder how the female spy lived in the period when she was only her own, because the workload was really large, and before the planting season was yet to come, the two of them worked together and had a lot of things to do. Moreover, you two often only met at meal times all day long. The female spy seemed to have a lot of things to do, and they were busy.
You also proposed that you cook. But the female spy refused it, because she calculated the calories she consumed every day in a very scientific way to maintain a healthy figure, and you did more physical work than her, so the two of them had to distribute their work equally.
You didn't say anything. You were a little moved and regretful. After all, the rice she cooked was so unpalatable.
You realize that you were cheated about a month later.
When you were shepherding, you thought of some questions and wanted to consult her. When you thought about Shirley and Sunday were there on the grassland, you couldn't make any trouble, so you simply explained to Sunday and walked to the terraces in the east. But when you got up the mountain, you only saw the mechanical dog Alpha diligently holding the stones with his robotic arms and scrambling the wall. The female spy disappeared. You were a little worried that she would have something to do. After shouting a few times on the mountain, you hurriedly ran into the village.
After you returned to the female spy's residence and opened the hidden door, you met a scene that shocked you.
The female spy was wearing yoga suits and was sitting cross-legged on a living room chair, eating potato chips, drinking beer, and playing with the fun of the mobile phone - the TV opposite was playing a cached video of the mobile phone projection: "Pamela-10min butt bombing-Activating the peach butt"...
When she turned her head to see you, she was swallowing the last sip of beer in her mouth and squeezed out a stiff smile:
"I can explain..."
You cover the door and walk towards the ranch. Walking on the road, you gradually figured out everything: when you are trying to carry stones, she uses an alpha dog to help watch the ranch, and when you patroll the ranch, she uses an alpha dog to carry stones. In the past month, she has not done any physical work at all. She just stays in the house every day, watch TV, dances aerobics, plays with her mobile phone, and eats potato chips... As for cooking, she just feels guilty because she has given you all the work...
It took you an afternoon to calm down and realize that you were not so angry. Not to mention that the entire village was built by herself, you were considered to be under someone else's roof. It is reasonable for a female spy to use her brain and to use it to work hard. Besides, it is also her ability to spend her time reprogramming a mechanical dog that was originally used for pets and use it for automatic transport. You just think that she is really childish enough to think about being lazy and having to hide it.
That night you finished herding and went home, and the supper was particularly rich. You looked at the pitiful eyes of the female spy, which looked like Sunday when you were scolded. You felt angry and funny in your heart. You put the fresh steak treasured by the female spy into your mouth, and found that it had not yet thawed at all, and it was still ice inside.
The next day, you collected the Alpha Dog of the female spy and asked it to carry stones with you. As for the other side of the ranch, there is actually no need to see it. You can deal with it on Sunday and Shirley. You just need to open and close the fence door on time. You turn grief into strength, over-complete the work every day, and build the terraced walls on the entire mountain in just one week.
Chapter completed!