Chapter 20 The third half of Cheng's half-crazy comment is pretty good
"You're all sick?!" Fang Xuanling stood up suddenly and looked at the steward in front of her.
The steward nodded solemnly and replied. "Yes, sir, apart from the previous one, the other two injured were one who got sick the day before yesterday and one who got sick this morning..."
Fang Xuanling hurriedly walked out of the house and asked as he walked quickly, "How are the two people who went to the mansion for treatment before? Are they sick?"
"Then Wang Zhao and Li Sanwa are fine. Wang Zhao started to help his son look after the porridge stall two days ago... Where are you going, sir?"
"I'm going to see Madam and the others." Fang Xuanling said this and hurried towards the backyard. As soon as he entered the backyard gate, he saw Fang Jun leaning against an ancient tree and yawning boredly.
, on the side, Lao Sanfang was holding a wooden stick, poking at the ant holes at the roots of the ancient tree.
That was an ancient pine tree that Fang Xuanling spent a lot of money to transplant into his yard. This little bastard did this. He was simply provoking the anger of Prime Minister Fang.
"Dad! Why are you here..." Fang Jun heard the footsteps and stood up quickly to greet him. Fang Zheng, a naughty kid who was wreaking havoc, saw Fang Xuanling walking towards him with a dark face.
As soon as he threw the stick away, he ran away towards the house, shouting as he ran, "It's not good, mother, daddy is here..."
"..." Fang Xuanling's face immediately darkened. How could this evil little bastard talk?
"What's wrong with dad coming? Zheng'er, did you do something to make your dad angry again?" Then he heard Lu's doting laughter coming from inside the room.
The house, which was as lively as a mud monkey, was in peace, and his wife, Lu, who was picking up the soles of her shoes with needle and thread as usual, also looked as normal.
Stepping into the house, Fang Xuanling almost burst into tears when she saw this scene.
Seeing Fang Xuanling who had just entered the house with red eyes and tears in her eyes, Lu was shocked and quickly dropped the needle and paper in her hand and stepped forward.
"Husband, what's wrong with you?"
"I, I'm happy to see that you are all fine. You don't know that the other three injured people are getting sick one after another..." Fang Xuanling held Lu's hand tightly.
Excitedly.
Lu was stunned and subconsciously looked back at Fang Zheng, who was picking up a needle and poking it around with a needle. Her husband's voice came to her ears.
"However, Zhao Wang and Li Sanwa, who received treatment from the third child of the Cheng family, as well as you and Zheng'er are all fine."
Lu suddenly turned her head, with a look of surprise on her face. "Husband, do you mean that Zheng'er and I have been cured?"
"Nephew Chu Bi has always vowed to make me believe him, but now the facts are in front of me, and I can't bear to believe it." Fang Xuanling nodded, with a sigh on his face.
"Before, I had been wondering whether I was too impatient and rushed to seek medical treatment. It seems that I almost mistakenly blamed that boy..."
Mrs. Lu also nodded with lingering fear. "Husband, could it be said that nephew Chu Bi is actually a normal person?"
"It's definitely not normal to be normal, otherwise how could you say those confusing words." Fang Xuanling shook her head, unsure.
Mrs. Lu thought the same thing. "That poor child, I didn't expect that he was actually a half-crazy person."
"???" Fang Xuanling looked at his wife in confusion. After living for most of his life, this was the first time he heard that she was half crazy. But then again, medical skills can save people's lives, but they talk nonsense all day long. This
Cheng Laosan's comment that he was half crazy is quite vivid.
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After lunch, Cheng Chubi, who had a good routine, was taking a lunch break. Unknowingly, he had a wonderful dream.
In the dream, his national uniform Luban was using coquettish moves to avoid the fatal attack of Han Xin, who was as annoying as a flea, and then killed him at Papa Smurf. When he was about to kill Papa Smurf quietly and calmly.
, suddenly, Papa Smurf peed...
Cheng Chubi was completely shocked. Papa Smurf would urinate, and it would hit his face. It was cold, and Papa Smurf was still talking. "It's none of my business, I didn't do it..."
Cheng Chubi opened his eyes. The next moment, his eyes were as wide as bells and his mouth was as wide as a hippopotamus.
What did he see? He saw the fourth child, the fifth child, and the sixth child squatting obscenely in front of the table. The fourth child held a syringe in his hand, and there was a pool of water splashed on the table table, and an overturned water glass.
After wiping the water on his face, Cheng Chubi raised his head like a carp and Su Qin carried his sword. He saw that his locked cabinet had been opened.
Turning around suddenly, he saw that these three naughty kids had transformed into Naruto and fled out in a swipe, leaving only the poor syringe thrown on the table.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" Cheng Chubi's anger rushed straight to his forehead. In an instant, his blood pressure soared to the point where his blood vessels were about to explode. He gritted his teeth and shouted.
He took three steps and two steps to kill him. With a little effort and strong muscles, although he could not lift a thousand-jin cauldron, he could definitely lift a hundred kilograms. Cheng Chubi, who had a ten-meter-long sword, lifted these three cauldrons.
The naughty boy was escorted back.
Cheng Chubi sat behind the desk with a dark face, holding in his hand the syringe that had been tortured and molested by these three naughty children. "Whose idea was it?"
The hands of the fourth and fifth brothers all pointed at the sixth child, who rubbed his red ears with a dejected look on his face. "Third brother, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it next time."
"What do you want to do with this?"
"My little brother was bitten by an ant under the steps just now. Dad once said, repay kindness with kindness and revenge with hatred, so I wanted to fill this with water and kill those ants to avenge them."
Hearing this explanation, Cheng Chubi's eyes twitched. He was truly a good son of the old Cheng family. His family motto could be applied to ants.
However, it was similar to the reason why he used a syringe to fill ant nests when he was a child. After hearing this, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a lot less angry.
"The third brother and the younger brother are wrong, we will never dare to do it again."
"Third brother, please don't complain to dad, otherwise our brothers will be in dire straits. Mom is not at home, and there will be no one to protect us."
"Yes, yes, third brother, we are brothers..."
Looking at the three younger brothers who started acting cute and pretending to be stupid, what else could Cheng Chubi say, but then, the three idle younger brothers started scratching their skin again.
The three of them began to ask questions to Cheng Chubi. Each of them said one sentence to another, making Cheng Chubi feel that he was not facing his younger brother, but three hundred flies, which made his head dizzy.
"Third brother, how did you know that rabbits can also be infected with rabies..."
"Guess." Cheng Chubi buried his head in cleaning the precious syringe.
"Third brother, you are so awesome. By the way, I went to get eggs yesterday and was pecked by a chicken. Will I be infected with rabies..."
"You will only be infected with bird flu." Cheng Chubi shook his head. See, this is the flaw of the lack of nine-year compulsory education. The poor baby, more than ten years old, can't even tell the difference between poultry and livestock.
clear.
"Third brother, can those villains in your head fight? Do they know a lot of things? Are they any fun?"
"You...do you want to hear a story?"
"Of course I do. When dad drinks too much, he likes to tell us stories about how he single-handedly defeated thousands of armies, beheaded generals, captured flags, and killed countless people. It's so fun..."
Cheng Chubi was completely stunned. "Are you sure dad is telling a story and not bragging? (silence here)?"
Seeing the stiffened ears of his three younger brothers, Cheng Chubi was immediately frightened when he thought of Cheng Yaojin's father's physical education method of loving fists and kicks.
"Ahem, you heard it wrong. Otherwise, third brother, let me tell you a story, okay?"
"Okay, okay, third brother, is it the story of the three white-bearded grandfathers in your head?"
Chapter completed!