Chapter 1575 [Spring Festival Customs] (At the beginning of the month
"Spring Festival Customs" (seeking flowers at the beginning of the month)
When Xu Lang heard this, he was shocked. He thought there was hearing hallucination in his ears. He shook his head, as if his wife was indeed taking off her clothes.
My God, my mother gave my wife what kind of ecstasy soup? Why did you start taking off your clothes on your own initiative?
Xu Lang was incredulous and scratched his head awkwardly, unable to help but ask, "Wife, are you sure you are taking off your clothes and waiting for me to come in?"
When she heard this, Xiao Yuruo's face, who was changing clothes tightly in the room, became even more red and hot. Only then did she realize that she had said the wrong thing just now, and hurriedly said: "You misunderstood. You are not taking off all your clothes, but just taking off some of them. You are not allowed to come in!"
However, at this moment, Xu Lang was really unable to wait. He took out a fine needle of cow hair, aimed it at the keyhole, and gently flicked it. With a "click", the door opened, and he saw his wife and girl wearing clothes in panic.
Seeing Xu Lang rushing in, Xiao Yuruo blushed and screamed in surprise: "Ah, you, who told you to come in? You really hate it!"
However, at this time, Xiao Yuruo was almost dressed, put on a coat, lowered her head, and blushed.
Xu Lang still seemed to be a monk who was confused, but found that his wife was not wearing a cover.
When Xu Lang thought of this, he was shocked again, swallowed a mouthful of water with difficulty, and couldn't help asking: "Wife, what do you mean? Is this what my mother taught you to seduce me without wearing a cover and tie my heart?"
Xu Lang said, and couldn't help but walk to Xiao Yuruo, the girl, and reached out to stop her slim waist.
Xiao Yuruo pushed Xu Lang away in shame and anger, "Go to yours, you always talk nonsense! Mom said that this is one of the Spring Festival customs."
Xu Lang asked in confusion again: "Hmm? Spring Festival customs? What customs?"
Xiao Yuruo bit her lips tightly, hesitated for a long time before whispering: "Mom said, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, girls should not wear their chest photos. The meaning is that there have been no bad signs since the beginning of the year."
Ga!
When Xu Lang heard this, he felt amused in his heart. He didn't expect that there would be such a wonderful custom.
Xiao Yuruo blushed with a little face and hurriedly pushed Xu Lang out, but he could not push this bad guy away at all. In the end, he had to be held in his arms by this guy.
Xu Lang said seriously: "Wife, I also know a custom about the Spring Festival, that is, the husband must kiss his wife on the first day of the Lunar New Year, that is, the first day of spring, which means that there are steamed buns all year round, otherwise, in the next year, he will be hungry and unable to eat."
When Xiao Yuruo believed Xu Lang's words, it would be strange. He couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry, and pushed Xu Lang hard, "You, why are you so shameless! You must have made up your mistakes."
Xu Lang said seriously again: "Wife, look at you, why are you so suspicious? I am the kind of person in your heart? This is a major custom of the Chinese Spring Festival after all, how dare I make up random things? This is all well-documented."
Seeing Xu Lang's serious expression, Xiao Yuruo really believed it. She rarely cared about the Spring Festival before. Maybe she really had this kind of custom. However, even if there was, she couldn't let Xu Lang do that. She hurriedly said: "No, you must be lying to me. If there was such a custom, why didn't my mother tell me just now?"
Xu Lang hurriedly said, "Look at you, don't you understand this? Mom must be embarrassed. Besides, we are young couples who have been married for a short time, which is natural."
"Stop talking, stop talking, how ugly you said, you're so embarrassed." Xiao Yuruo's head shaking like a rattle.
Xu Lang was completely making up, just teasing this girl.
Xu Lang held back his smile and said in a pretentious manner: "Wife, how can this be an ugly word? Alas, think about it, I am indeed pitiful. Others think I married you, a fairy wife, and think how happy I am. As a result, I have not been able to hang out with you until now. How unfair I have to be."
When Xiao Yuruo heard this, she began to murmur in her heart. She knew that this was indeed a bit abnormal for a normal couple. She had not had a good night of warmth with Xu Lang for so long. Today is New Year's Eve, and the Chinese New Year has just come to usher in. Tonight, let's regard it as a beautiful beginning.
After thinking about it, Xiao Yuruo seemed to hesitate for a long time and made great efforts. He bit his lip tightly and said softly: "Honey, are you going out to practice martial arts tonight?"
Before, Xu Lang had to hide out every night because of a poisonous attack. Tonight, if his wife didn't ask this, Xu Lang could not remember the poisonous incident. He couldn't help but slam his forehead and suddenly said, "Oh my God, I didn't have an attack today."
Xiao Yuruo couldn't help but be stunned and asked hurriedly: "Hmm? Husband, what did not happen?"
Xu Lang hurriedly said, "Ah, oh, this, I mean I don't have to go to the back mountain to practice today. Wife, let's go tonight..."
Before Xu Lang finished speaking, Xiao Yuruo blushed and pushed Xu Lang away, "Oh, if you don't go, don't go, go back to your room to sleep."
Xiao Yuruo said and walked towards his bed.
However, at this moment, Xu Lang suddenly picked up Xiao Yuruo from behind and walked quickly to the edge of the bed.
"Ah, husband, what are you doing?" Xiao Yuruo said in shame and anger.
Xu Lang said again: "Hehe, wife, let me tell you another custom about the Spring Festival. The young couple must sleep together after the early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, and they must take off all their clothes and hug each other. Think about it, their bodies are so smooth, which means that from the beginning of the year to the end of the year, so we must go smoothly!"
Xu Lang said, and began to untidy the girl Xiao Yuruo's clothes frantically.
"Ah, no, husband, you are talking nonsense, I don't believe it..." Xiao Yuruo shouted in panic, breaking away with all his might.
However, Xu Lang has always been a master of undressing clothes. He took off all the girls Xiao Yuruo and Xiao Yuruo.
Xu Lang smiled, hugged his wife gently, and then pressed her wife under her, and said seriously and affectionately: "Wife. It's been a year since the end of the year. It's really not easy for us to go through ups and downs. Today is the first day of the New Year. There must be a smooth start. Why not, just follow me."
Xiao Yuruo, this girl had long been following Xu Lang's plan, and was instantly infected by his affectionate "confession". Her body, which struggled hard, slowly relaxed and slowly closed her eyes.
Xu Lang slowly lifted the quilt, slowly crawled down, and started to do it according to his random Spring Festival customs.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, you must have smooth sailing, and you must have steamed buns to eat, which is what Xu Lang is doing.
Xiao Yuruo bit her lips tightly and covered her face with a pillowcase. She didn't dare to look at Xu Lang, nor did she dare to let Xu Lang look at him.
Spend this night in happiness.
Until dawn, Xiao Yuruo said that he hoped that the horse would give birth to a horse in the year of the horse. Xu Lang gently pulled open his wife's quilt and laughed: "Wife, you also want to give birth to a foal. I also hope that I like the horse's zodiac sign. Do you know why?"
Xiao Yuruo shook his head, "I don't know."
Xu Lang immediately said, "Wife, as the legend says, a horse has wings, and it is not an ordinary thing, but a divine thing. Only in front of the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court is equipped with a horse.
However, the horse with wings became arrogant and domineering because of the favor of the Jade Emperor. He ignored the interception of the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the South Heaven Gate, and privately descended to the earth, broke into the Dragon Palace, and made trouble in the underworld. In the end, he stepped on a ten thousand-year-old turtle in the East China Dragon Palace, annoyed the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and then alarmed the Jade Emperor.
In anger, the Jade Emperor immediately demoted the horse and came down to earth to receive it, chopped off the horse's wings, and suppressed it under Mount Tai.
One day, the Emperor Xuanyuan passed by Mount Tai and heard the neighing of the horse. He couldn't bear it, so he rescued the horse. With thanksgiving, the horse was willing to be good friends with humans, accompany the Emperor to travel all over the three mountains and five mountains, and jointly manage the human race."
""Phone s: For nearly a year, Xu Lang has been spending the battle and killing. The Chinese New Year is finally here, and there is a warm and warm scene. I wonder if you like the plot of the past two days.
I am in my hometown, with complicated things and numerous people, visiting each other, greeting each other, drinking and chatting. I really can’t think about it carefully, and there is no Internet. I have to borrow a computer to upload it from my neighbor’s home. The traffic signal of the mobile phone is even worse and I can’t open the web page. I believe you have a deep understanding.
Chapter completed!