Chapter 570 It is easy to cook fish, but difficult to cook yourself
[The second update is given, vote for monthly votes, and eat Tang Zheng brand fish and chips]
"What?! Master, what are you so unconscious about? Tell us all to be happy... Uh, no, right? Tell us and let us help you to help you, how can you commit suicide? Or do you use such a cruel way to cook yourself. Don't do it. If it really doesn't work, just cook me and relieve me. Anyway, I can live again..." Tang Xiaotang quickly persuaded him after hearing Tang Zheng's words, and even took his own life.
"What nonsense? I can't think of it. But speaking of it, your proposal seems to be good. Use you to make a dish. An evolutionary version of a female body in a certain island country, a loli girl. When someone was about to get the chopsticks, the phoenix blood thorns suddenly started, and the dish turned into a living person, scaring those extreme northern demon butterflies to death?" Tang Zheng suddenly opened his mind with his head.
In the picture, Xiaotang was made of fish and chips. When the extreme northern demon butterflies surrounded him, a starlight shone and Xiaotang was reborn...
"Uh, it still doesn't work. You can't control the launch time of Phoenix Blood Thorns now. In other words, even if you are made into a dish, this dish cannot be kept fresh. It will become a living person in minutes. Apart from scaring me, it cannot scare anyone else." Tang Zheng quickly expelled Tang Xiaotang's proposal from his mind.
"Then what do you want? No matter what, you can't make your own ideas. At most, you will fail. If you cook by yourself, you will lose your life." Tang Xiaotang continued to stop Tang Zheng's crazy thoughts.
"Stop, stop, what do you care about? You took me into the ditch. Now, listen to me, no one is allowed to interrupt!" Tang Zheng crossed his hands, stopped everyone's rebuttal and proposal, and prepared to make a one-man show.
Seeing that everyone finally stopped refuting his crazy thoughts, Tang Zheng began to explain slowly: "I said that I made myself into a dish, it was just a saying. I didn't really prepare a extreme northern demon butterfly to eat it. I just made myself look and smell like that dish. There was no need to cut it, no need to cook it, let alone fried it. Don't worry, I promise that even if I made myself into a dish, it would be a live dish. A dish that can kill monsters, and when the extreme northern demon butterfly came to eat me, I jumped up and broke their knees on the spot... Ugh, wings, and then everyone rushed over to get these difficult and slippery demon butterflies. Do you understand?"
Everyone looked at Tang Zheng's expectant gaze and finally nodded neatly.
Seeing that everyone finally understood what he meant, Tang Zheng sighed secretly that this idea was too big, just like being too handsome, it really adds a lot of troubles to communicate with people.
"Teacher, you really have ideas, but, don't we understand if you said this earlier? A dish that can fight monsters sounds very exciting. But, how are you going to make this dish?" Tang Xiaotang asked a very critical question directly.
The name of the dish is available. Where is the recipe?
This question really made Tang Zheng ask: "Well, this is what I still need to study. It's okay, don't worry, with my cooking talent, this must not be a problem."
In the next few days, Tang Zheng soon discovered that the boastful Haikou was not so round.
Cooking yourself is really a big problem.
In order to study and solve a "Tang official fish and chips with ingredients", Tang Zheng finally understood what it means to scratch the hair shorter, and he was so angry that he even scratched the whole scalp.
The original dish, dried fried swordfish with chips, was actually a very simple dish, so simple that the British people who were almost insulated from food in their previous lives could also easily cook it.
However, this time the ingredients of the dish were added from swordfish meat and chips, and turned into swordfish meat, chips, and Tang Zheng.
It was the ingredients added to Tang Zheng, which made the chef Tang Zheng worry.
First of all, Tang Zheng’s ingredients cannot be cut or chopped. It must be ensured that they are complete and fresh from head to toe after cooking, so it is very troublesome to process.
Then, on this basis, the shape, smell, and even temperature of the ingredients of Tang Zheng must be completely covered up, so that the perfect taste of fish and chips can attract the arrival of the extreme northern demon butterfly.
Otherwise, it is difficult to deceive them with the keen five senses of the extreme northern demon butterflies above four stars. This is a delicious dish, not a trap of unknown additives.
Therefore, during the days of Tang Zheng's various experiments, the daily activities of the other people who were bored became martial arts practice. Seeing Tang Zheng committing suicide, continuing to practice martial arts, and continuing to watch Tang Zheng committing suicide...
These days, Tang Zheng's shape and taste have changed at a geometric growth rate.
Sometimes, when everyone is halfway through cultivation, they will suddenly smell an extremely bad fishy smell. Then they will see Tang Zheng wearing a very northern swordfish skin, with only one head exposed, and vomiting wildly there...
Sometimes, when everyone is halfway through cultivation, they suddenly smell a fresh smell of fried fish. Then they see Tang grinning, covering his arms frantically, rushing to the pool, and inserting his arm that has been burnt outside and tender inside into the water to take a shower...
Sometimes, halfway through the cultivation, everyone suddenly heard a loud bang and exploded, and then they saw Tang Zheng hanging upside down on a branch of a tree, covered with burnt fries...
"Teacher, why don't you... forget it, as this happens, we might as well practice to the five-star site first and then catch the extreme northern demon butterfly. If you continue like this, I'm afraid Xu Qingyan will wake up in the future and probably won't recognize who you are. Well... Maybe you can't even smell who you are..." Tang Xiaotang looked at Tang Zheng with tears in his eyes, and he dissuaded in a earnest tone.
"No, no, no, I don't believe that evil. I just make myself a fish and chips. Is it so difficult? I think I am the top gold-killer, a five-star warrior, a casting master, a master of cooking skills, and I can't even cook myself. What kind of face do I have to become the protagonist of the novel?!" Tang Zheng looked up at the sky, his eyes full of heroic tears, and then continued without looking back, coming from the fire and going from the pot.
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In this way, after several days, Tang Zheng's appearance became more and more rich. But slowly, regardless of temperament or smell, he was approaching the fish and chips day by day.
"Hahahahahahahaha, I... I finally succeeded, hehehehe, stop, you all come and see, I succeeded! Success!"
It was another sunny afternoon, and everyone was practicing hard, wanting to work hard to improve their strength. Fortunately, in the subsequent hunting of the extreme northern demon butterfly, it would be better to be able to exert more strength. After all... under the strong visual and olfactory stimulation of Tang Zheng's crazy cooking, everyone felt that if he didn't work hard, he would really be sorry for Tang Zheng and for himself.
After everyone suddenly heard Tang Zheng's cheerful shout, they couldn't help but look at each other. Tang Xiaotang was the first to react, jumped up and ran towards the source of Tang Zheng's shouting, and the others followed closely.
When everyone arrived at the scene, they did not see Tang Zheng's figure. They saw an extremely large fish and chips piled in the middle of a clearing in the woods.
"Teacher, Master?" Tang Xiaotang walked around the large plate of fried fish and chips, but couldn't find Tang Zheng.
"Hey, didn't you bury yourself in this pile of fries?" Zheng Qian suddenly lifted a lot of fries, but he still couldn't see Tang Zheng's traces, and he was stunned on the spot.
"It should be hiding in a certain fish, but these extreme north swordfish seem to be incorrect in size, so they should not be able to hide Tang Zhengcai." Hua Yingxiu also joined the research team curiously.
Just as everyone surrounded the huge plate of fish and chips, the plate of fish and chips suddenly exploded like a fountain. In the rain of a bunch of chips, a figure suddenly jumped out and touched everyone's face directly. Then he rushed to the side with a smile, put his hands on his hips, and was overjoyed. He looked closely and saw that the person was not Tang Zheng, who else could it be.
"Teacher, where did you jump out?"
"Uh, boss, why do you look so yellow? And your aura is really integrated with this plate of fried fish and chips, it's amazing!"
"Tang Zheng, how did you do it?"
Faced with everyone's surprise and questions, Tang Zheng kept that mysterious smile on his face and said with great smugness: "Hehe, everyone is "oh, okay." Everyone nodded in unison, then turned their heads together, preparing to go back and continue practicing.
Looking at the backs of everyone, Tang Zheng suddenly became anxious: "Hey hey hey, don't you want to know, how did I do it?"
"I think about it." Everyone nodded.
"Then you beg me, I will tell you if you beg me."
"Teacher, didn't you say it was a secret?"
"Uh... whoever of us is with us? For you, I can still tell you this secret." Tang Zheng said seriously.
"Okay, please tell me." Everyone took a look at the hearing.
"Please, please, please take a snack, okay? That's all. Do you know, it's easy to cook fish, but it's hard to cook yourself... Do you know, how uncomfortable it is to bury it in the pile of chips every day and fried fish... Do you know, I will be exposed as soon as I open the star power. If I don't open the star power, I will be scalded to death. What a paradox... Do you know, potatoes are almost not studied enough by me, and I'm already thinking about using tomato instead..." Tang Zheng immediately turned into Xianglin Sao, and kept talking about his pain and sorrow. However, in the end, no one could hear how Tang Zheng did it so that he could completely integrate himself with a plate of fried fish and chips.
Everyone just needs to understand one thing: he did it, and after giving countless blood, sweat and tears, he did it.
"Next, the time is coming for the extreme northern demon butterflies to be unlucky, let them know that my plate of fried fish and chips is not that delicious!" Tang Zheng concluded viciously.
Hearing this question, Tang Zheng froze on his face, slowly turned around, looking desperate: "I don't know how to solve it, I still... need research..."
Chapter completed!