April, speeding past.

Although Li Yanshuo's plot intensity has never decreased, it has indeed been less passionate.

So he understood the new theory.

The author gets along with a book just like the process from a couple to a couple.

I thought of an idea, it was like meeting a beautiful woman, and I was so excited that I fell in love with her at first sight.

The beginning of writing is to unfold inspiration, just like the first contact of love, full of expectations and movement, and you can't use up your energy.

Then I recommend one by one, just like the tests in love, can I accept everything about the other person and whether I am determined to go to the future?

If it is on the shelves, it can only be marriage.

I really lived together and saw the other person’s unconcealed appearance.

If it is still beautiful, it may be a big deal.

After that, a long married life came.

Old couples occasionally have passion in daily life and sometimes have bumps.

Although I work hard to improve, the norm is the unsatisfactory facts.

The successful completion of the book is to give the marriage a perfect ending.

Rest and get ready to reincarnate again.

It’s a pity that not many people follow the complete process, just as 90% of the books are eunuchs.

From encounters to tests, from marriage to daily life, there is an urge to break up or divorce at every stage.

The authors also have to fight against the eunuch's desires.

Speaking of desire.

Desire in marriage is not just about divorce or something.

What should be come, sooner or later...

For example, on the evening of April 30, Li Yan was frying the squid.

He was feeling the "seven years itch".

"The Evil Young Master of Drawing the Flag" has more than 600,000 words, and the average price is 4,100...

Already...already...

I'm almost vomiting.

Although the outline and plot are still there, the progress is very stable.

But this story, this way of writing, and these characters are already difficult to arouse too much passion.

Corresponding to it.

The desire to "cheat" gradually emerged.

Of course, this is indispensable for the adverse effects of the outside world.

For example, Teacher Da Fengxian, doesn’t it bloom at both ends?

Isn’t Xiaocai cut the Dragon and wrote a new book?

Even "The Great Liang Zha Demon Man" is getting better and better, and Nine Life is getting more and more cute.

Why, why can all these people have new encounters?

And I still have to guard the evil young man, and endlessly wander between the smelly feet, the smelly face Jiumu and the unlucky.

I really want to meet a younger, more passionate and more lovely story...

Am I wrong?

As an inspirational author, am I wrong?

Down!

Li Yan was knocked on the head.

"What are you thinking..." Lin Shanpu looked at Li Yan vigilantly while cutting the bowl and eating, "Is the food at home not delicious enough, or is your wild dog's tongue tricky?"

"Oh..." Li Yan sighed, "If you have something to think about, Taotie is tasteless."

"???" Lin Shanpu frowned, "Who did you steal food?"

"I just miss the past." Li Yan said with a squid in his arms, "I remember that in the past, it was just a book for more than a month, so how happy it would be to write it."

"Ha! Do you miss the eunuch again?"

"I dare not, it's just itchy."

"Then you will soon finish writing a million books, and you can open a new book at that time."

"That's the reason." Li Yan sighed while chewing the rice, "I'm going to vomit for 600,000 yuan. How did those big guys who often say three to five million words do it..."

"Money, money!" Lin Shanpu rubbed his fingers and gestured, "If you have ten thousand orders, you can write three to five million."

"Impossible, 2 million is the limit of human beings."

"Ha, I understand. What you said is the limit." Lin Shan Pu smiled and said, "Look at Teacher Da Fengxian. In less than two months, the two books have been almost 500,000 words in total. The design plot is indeed brain-burning, but just have perseverance!"

Li Yan glared and said, "Perseverance? Fengxian? Perseverance?"

"Hmph, you don't understand Teacher Fengxian at all."

"You don't understand perverts at all."

Only then did Li Yan talk about Anxi throwing Jiumu as bait.

"Do you understand? This is a man." Li Yan sighed, "Although I can't understand the pervert, I understand the reason why a man fights for his life."

"Just... that's it?" Lin Shanpu finished the meal in a few bites, lowered his head and thought about it, and then muttered in a low voice, "If you can finish the book in a million this semester... I'll wear it for a day... It's not impossible..."

"!" Li Yan really glared this time, just like the glaring of the whole room when the boys played a small movie for the first time in the boys' dormitory, "What?"

"Well, that's it." Lin Shanpu clenched his fists and lowered his head, "But it's time to have a holiday... I'll be at home if I don't go out... I'll be there for one day..."

Suddenly, a heat flowed up my body.

Li Yan felt it.

It's power!

The power of Teacher Da Fengxian.

It is the meaning of life and the belonging of the soul.

Li Yan's appetite increased dramatically on the spot.

"Don't be fooled!" He grabbed the bowl and said while raising rice wildly, "And there is still ears!"

"Clicking ears!"

"Just take a rogue tag and just take a turn."

"Uh..." Lin Shanpu sighed and covered his head, "Look at what I did for the wild dogs and not the eunuch..."

"Okay!" Li Yan even more excitedly picked up the dishes: "In order to let Makoto Ito study hard, Kaoru Sakurai can also come up with white silk ears. Isn't these five thousand words water coming out? Meow Siqi, you saved me for another day!"

"Oh, I'm used to it." Lin Shanpu packed the tableware and suddenly thought of something and turned his head. "When I said this, can I launch a new character for a meal?"

"NO." Li Yan raised his hand in an instant, "This character must not be used here."

"Ah? Isn't the role of providing fanfare effective?"

“It should be good.”

"Then why not?"

"Because of this character...oh, no..." Li Yan looked up badly and blinked, "Because you are enough for a book by yourself."

Swish!

Lin Shanpu immediately blushed and covered his face.

"You! You...you are getting more and more shameless!"

"It's so strange, it's just that the inspiration is felt, so it's natural to say it." Li Yan lowered his head and said in surprise, "Is it because he talked too much with Feng Xiangong... It's not good!"

"You...you clean the dishes yourself, I'll leave." Lin Shanpu turned his face and ran away.

"Wait, the matter of picking ears..."

"knew!!!"

Bang!

The door is closed.

Li Yan's spirits came up again.

...
To be continued...