【633】My dear, this appetite is not the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, right?
Li Xiaoming, who had already lost interest in the train because he had been lying down and waiting for more than an hour.
After the train started, it immediately became a curious baby. It poked its head out of the window and looked curiously at how the train was walking.
After watching outside for a while, Li Xiaoming immediately shouted to the second-rate boy happily, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, look, it turns out that the train is walking like this, but the sound outside is really loud, whimpering so loud!!"
Hearing Li Xiaoming's shout, Erruizi said to him speechlessly, "Hurry up and take your head back, it's very dangerous for you to do this. If there are telephone poles and branches in front of you, your head will be reimbursed. Come back quickly."
Maybe the noise outside was too noisy and I couldn't hear the second-rate guy's words. Li Xiaoming was still shouting at himself. "Brother-in-law, there are all empty spaces in front, and there are no telephone poles or anything else. And there are many people in front who are stretching their heads out, just like me."
"Hurry up and take your head back. If someone throws garbage or something in front of you, you will suffer..." Because Li Xiaoming's behavior is really dangerous now, the second-rate guy sat up directly from the seat and asked him with a serious look on his face.
Hearing the second-rate boy's words, Li Xiaoming immediately smiled and said that he was fine. "Brother-in-law, I'm looking outside. Who else would throw garbage outside the window so poorly? I..."
Seeing Li Xiaoming returning with dirty things on his face, the second-rate boy was stunned for a moment, and then immediately burst into laughter. "How about it, you're in trouble, let you stretch your head outside for no reason, hahaha... It's time!!"
"Brother-in-law, can you stop laughing? Get me some tissues and something. The bastard in front doesn't know what he eats, it's a bit eye-catching." Because the dirty thing was on his face, Li Xiaoming, who didn't dare to open his eyes, just closed his eyes and asked the second-rate to quickly take tissues to help him.
"I told you not to stretch your head out. Who would you blame if you are disobedient? Fortunately, everyone else lost only soup. If you throw a knife and fork for you, you will be finished..." Although he said blaming Li Xiaoming, the second-rate boy's hand was seriously wiping his face. Then he reached out and threw the tissue out of the window uncivilizedly.
With the help of the second-rate, after dealing with the things on his face, Li Xiaoming immediately took off his coat, exposed an explosive muscle, and walked outward and said, "Brother-in-law, wait for me, I'm going to go out to argue with the person who threw the things. It's really unethical!!"
"You have nothing to do when you are idle, come back... you kid." I wanted to call Li Xiaoming back, but found that he had run out, so I had no choice but to follow him out.
When the second-rate boy walked outside to find Li Xiaoming, Li Xiaoming was pointing at a strong man, teaching him a lesson as if he was teaching his grandson a lesson; "Is this the first time you are taking a train? You can't throw things out of the window when the train is driving. Isn't anyone telling you about such common sense?
Today, it’s a blessing that you got me what you threw out. If you got my bad-tempered brother-in-law, he would get angry. Do you guys still have a way out? So remember, you can’t throw things at random in the future or not, do you know?”
The strong man who was scolded by Li Xiaoming happened to be one of the strong men who were scared by the second-rate guys with a lighter just now.
So he mistakenly thought that Li Xiaoming was a second-rate accomplice and misunderstood that Li Xiaoming was an adult. In the face of Li Xiaoming's lecture, he immediately apologized. "Brother, when we lost it, I really didn't know that your head was outside. We discovered it after we lost it. Brother, we will compensate you five dollars. Is this okay if it's over?"
Hearing this, Li Xiaoming reached out and patted the hand of the strong man, and immediately began to become a teacher again. He directly scolded the people in the carriage. "Is this a matter of money? I am teaching you common sense, common sense of taking the train. You, you, and all of you listened. When you take the train in the future, you are not allowed to throw things outside the window. Do you know if you know?
If you have garbage on your hands, you can throw it into the trash can, and then the staff on the train will clean up. If you throw things outside, you will cry when you hit someone. After all, not everyone is as easy to talk to as me..."
Only Li Xiaoming is tall, and only Li Xiaoming's tendon is scary. It is because the strong man Li Xiaoming was shaking, so many passengers on the train were being well-behavedly accepted the lecture.
Any Li Xiaoming is not so tall, any muscles on his body are not so scary, and any man he is scolded by him is not the strongest man in their carriage, he will probably have to beat him up now.
Of course, Li Xiaoming was also a person who took the opportunity to take it. After he scolded the people in the carriage, he threw the words "Whoever throws out the garbage will be thrown out", and then turned around and turned back to their private room with the second-rate.
At this time, when he saw the second-rate boy waiting for Li Xiaoming not far away, he immediately said with a look of gratitude, "Ma Dan, fortunately we endured it, otherwise we would have to be beaten up badly without using firearms."
Moreover, they still seemed to be allowed to use firearms. The soldiers did not do anything to them even after entering. As expected, the people who took the train to Beijing were not simple...."
On the other side, after taking Li Xiaoming back to the car, Erruizi pointed to his seat and said, "Five hundred push-ups, five hundred sit-ups, now start doing..."
"Brother-in-law, isn't this a little too much? Moreover, there is no place to press the foot in this seat, so sit-ups are not easy to do..."
I knew that my brother-in-law was punishing my disobedience just now, but because there were too many reasons, Li Xiaoming tried to bargain with him and added up.
"Then you have eight hundred push-ups and two hundred sit-ups. Let's start doing it now..."
When I heard Li Xiaoming's bargaining, although the number of second-rate players did not decrease, I also kindly changed the number of two sports events for him.
"knew."
Seeing that the number of people could not be reduced, Li Xiaoming stopped bargaining, but instead lay on his seat and started doing push-ups on the slightly shaking train.
The most push-ups Li Xiaoming has done so far are 500, and this is done by him after he has completed dozens of kilometers of long-distance running, as well as doing sit-ups and exercising his jumping power.
Because he had only done 500, at the beginning, Li Xiaoming thought it would be difficult to do 800 push-ups, but after he finished doing it, he was surprised to find that 800 were actually just that.
After doing 800 push-ups, Li Xiaoming first wiped the sweat from his face with a towel, and then lay on the seat and started doing sit-ups. He smiled and said to the second-rate boy, "Brother-in-law, it doesn't seem that 800 push-ups are difficult. If I had known, I would have just wanted a thousand push-ups to punish me..."
"Do you think your punishment is so simple? After doing two hundred sit-ups, go there for an hour to stance!!" Seeing that Li Xiaoming actually said that his punishment was not difficult, the second-rate boy was angrily pointing at the door and adding an hour to stance for him.
"Brother-in-law, I'm just kidding. Don't increase the punishment, okay? I'm absolutely obedient in the future. I will do whatever you ask me to do. I will never be as excited as I am today..." Hearing that his brother-in-law wanted to increase the punishment for himself, Li Xiaoming hurriedly continued to do sit-ups while begging for mercy.
"It's too late. Everyone needs to be responsible for what they say, so hurry up and punish you. If you talk nonsense, I will add it to you..." The second-rate man who was lying in his seat reading a newspaper, facing Li Xiaoming's again bargaining, said ruthlessly.
"No, no, no...one hour is enough, no more, my feet will be ruined."
After shook his head and rejected the second-rate boy's increased punishment, Li Xiaoming quickly shut up and started sitting ups seriously. After doing it, he obediently got off his seat and went to the door to stance.
"It's almost ten o'clock now. You can go to bed after an hour of horse stance. I'm sleepy, so go to bed first."
After looking at Li Xiaoming who was stance, the second-rate guy picked up his watch and looked at the time. Then he took off his coat from the lattice of the carriage and covered it with him and started to fall asleep.
Seeing the second-rate boy lying down to sleep, Li Xiaoming immediately asked him in confusion, "Brother-in-law, do you not take a shower? Can you sleep without taking a shower?"
"Where did the water come from on the train to bathe you? Forget it, don't stance, take a towel or something to go to the toilet to get water and wipe your body, and then come back to sleep... It's all the time to avoid sweating and smelly." Hearing Li Xiaoming's question, he remembered that there was a second-rate guy on the train who had no water to take a bath, so he directly asked him not to stance, go to the toilet to wipe his body with a towel first.
"Ah, I really don't have water to take a shower. Then I won't stance anymore. Otherwise, I will feel uncomfortable if I can't take a shower. Then I'll wipe my body..." After hearing the second-rate words, Li Xiaoming immediately ended his stance, and then walked out of the private room with a towel and washing tools and walked towards the toilet.
Taking advantage of Li Xiaoming's free time to wipe his body, the second lion flew away and disappeared.
When he appeared again, he was already in the farm.
In addition, the reason why he appeared in the farm this time was to cover the little guys with quilts.
These little guys were reluctant to cover the quilt when they saw it was new, and kept silly huddling together to keep warm with each other.
After gently opening the quilt and covering the little guys, the second-rate boy flashed and disappeared in the farm, returning to his seat in the train compartment, and then he lay there and began to fall asleep.
After taking a towel and taking a simple shower in the toilet, Li Xiaoming first ate some snacks with tea and then turned off the lights in the private room, and then lay in his seat and started to rest.
I was speechless all night, and it was almost six o'clock the next morning at around five o'clock.
The second-rate and Li Xiaoming, who had been sleeping, sat up from their seats in a synchronized manner. After looking at each other, they began to take their own washing tools and towels together and wash in the toilet.
After washing up, the two people who thought the train waiter would deliver breakfast to him, took off their clothes from their respective positions on the private room facade, and only wore a pair of shorts to do push-ups there.
What made the two of them speechless was that when they had worked for more than 600, the waiter had not come yet, and the train suddenly sounded a whistle.
And as the whistle sounded, the train's speed began to slower and slower, and finally the train stopped directly.
Although private sector is not allowed in this era.
However, when the train stopped, many nearby villagers still wrapped their heads with headscarves, and then they ran to the train window with a basket like a thief, asking the passengers in the car if they wanted to buy things.
"Butter, steamed bun, steamed bun, steamed bun, do you want to buy steamed buns? The delicious steamed buns, do you want to come here??"
"Sauce cakes, sesame cakes, fragrant sesame cakes, one dime cake, one full of food and one child, both adults can eat you so much, how many people can come?"
"The pancake rolls with green onions, the pancake rolls with green onions, one mouthful of delicious food, two mouthfuls sighed that they were delicious, three mouthfuls felt like they were living the old landlord life, four mouthfuls had finished eating, and the delicious pancake rolls with green onions, should you come here??"
Hearing what was outside, Li Xiaoming had already started rummaging his pockets and was about to buy them.
As a result, at this moment, a waiter suddenly came with a basket to deliver food to them.
There were quite a lot of them, including thirty meat buns, four sesame cakes, a large plate of pancakes, and a handful of green onions. The villagers selling sesame cakes outside the window were stunned.
Seeing that the waiter gave the second-rate guys so much food, the people who sold the goods outside were already stunned.
But when they saw second-rate and Li Xiaoming start eating, they were directly frightened.
Good guy, one fist-sized bun, one with three mouthfuls, one with five mouthfuls of big pancakes, and one with at least half a pound of pancakes rolled with green onions...
"Good guy, if this is our customer, we will only treat them two of them and make a lot of money. I'm afraid this appetite is not reincarnated by Zhu Bajie!!" The villagers who sold things outside felt that second-rate people had so much food to eat, so they probably wouldn't ask for them anymore, so they all turned around and went to find the customer who was on the quilt.
But what they didn't expect was that at this time, the second-rate guy suddenly took the money and called them, "Package me your pancakes, buns, and pancakes, and calculate how much money..."
"I'll give it to you. We have a total of three dollars here. They have a total of four dollars, a total of seven dollars..." Hearing that the second-rate Zi wanted to buy all the food, several villagers outside the window immediately stuffed their pancakes into the facade of the second-rate Zi's private room.
After reaching out to take the things stuffed in by the villagers, the second-rate paid for the villagers outside the window. Then, after leaving enough food for Li Xiaoming, he turned around and left the private room with the things he bought.
Chapter completed!