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[342] I'm not the descendant of the gods, I'm just smarter

When the second-rate started to go to the valley and was about to arrive.

Zhang Dayang and others in the valley were discussing how many days it would take for them to get water for five acres of rice fields.

Zhang Dayang was the first to speak.

Zhang Dayang was holding a hoe to make a ridge to separate the land where rice was about to grow sweet potatoes and pumpkins, and asked Zhang Jintian not far away, "Jintian, do you think my brother will come here today? If he doesn't come here, we just want to get water out of the pool and fill the five acres of land, and I'm afraid we will be exhausted to death..."

"Put the five acres of rice fields, and only a dozen of us may not be able to do it for several days. I think it's a bit uneasy if it's not ten days..."

When Zhang Jintian first started, he was still answering Zhang Dayang's question, but not long after he started to become inappropriate; "But then again, how did I use one night to get more than ten acres of land to water? I have not figured it out until now.

You said, could you be the descendant of the gods? He has magical skills, and then he stood there and pointed at the pool, shouting loudly, "My water god, I order you to come out for me now] and then the water ran out obediently and soaked our more than ten acres of land in the water?"

“………….”

Hearing Zhang Jintian's words, Zhang Dayang and Li Xiaotian were shocked in an instant, and they all stopped their actions with hoes and looked at him, waiting for his next explanation and story...

After seeing everyone looking at him, Zhang Jintian immediately said with a chorus, "Don't think I'm talking nonsense. I said these are all reasonable and well-founded things. If you don't believe me, just listen to me finish the following things.

First, if my brother was not a descendant of a god, he would not be able to know everything. Look at what my brother knows, he can see a doctor, farm, ride a bicycle, drive, swim, raise dogs, and cook delicious food. Anyway, as far as I know, he seems to know everything except not having children.

Second, if my brother was not a descendant of a god, he would not be able to deal with those two major events. One was two big catfish that was said to have eaten a lot of people, and the other was the big black bears going down the mountain in the middle of the night. They were defeated by my brother and Erguotou and others. If you say, if my brother was a descendant of a god, do you think he could defeat them?"

Third, if my brother was not a descendant of a god, he would not have lived his current life. Just look at the lives of the villagers in Liujia Village. They are now all sweet potato porridge and pickles. Those who can eat enough are people with good family environments. But my brother not only has bicycles, radios, TVs, and all kinds of delicious food, but also has unique wealth, quilts, clothes, etc.

Fourth, if my brother was not a descendant of a god, it would never be possible for him to make so much water to irrigate our more than ten acres of land in one night, because I have tried the location of the small pond where we raise fish, so we would have to cover the water for a long time before we could dry it. It is absolutely impossible for more than ten acres of land to rely on manpower.

So based on the above, I can tell you with certainty that our brother is not a mortal, he is a descendant of a god. Even if he is not a whole god, he is at least half a human and half a god. It’s not me bragging. I even think that the legendary masked cyclist is our brother!!”

After talking nonsense, Zhang Jintian found that no one applauded, so he said with some dissatisfaction, "Don't you think what I said makes sense? If you make sense, applaud."

Before he finished speaking, he was slapped in the head: "Oh... who slapped me in the head? Are you alive...Brother, you are here (⊙o⊙)!!"

He slapped Zhang Jintian in the head. After he turned around, the second-rate said to him angrily, "It is a good thing to admire me, but don't exaggerate it, otherwise others would think we are doing some publicity when they hear it. And you want to know how I got the water out of the pool, right? Let's go, I'll take you to see now..."

Second Rookie is a person who likes to fool people with practical actions, so after saying a few words to Zhang Jintian, he took Zhang Dayang and the others on his back and walked towards the pool together.

After walking to the pool, the second liuzi poured out the water pipe, and then divided it with Zhang Dayang into two ends to fill it with water. Then he inserted one end into the pool, and Zhang Dayang's other end was placed in the field to release water.

Wow... Wow... Wow... Wow... Not long after Zhang Dayang put it down, the water in the pool immediately flowed from the water pipe to the field along the water pipe.

After seeing the successful water diversion, the second-rate boy looked at Zhang Jintian and said with disgust. "Put your brain more, what can't be done if your brain is good? Don't be a god all day long. If I am a god, I have to be a mud-legged with you. If I am a god, I will not find a mountain to hide and practice, and then ascend to the fairy world to find a fairy..."

"It turns out that water can be made like this, it's really a great experience. But if you are not a descendant of a god, how could you have so many things?" Although the water diversion matter has passed, Zhang Jintian still felt that the second-rate Zi was the descendant of a god, so he asked the second-rate Zi to explain other things.

It's fooling around, it's nonsense, who can't do it?

So in the face of Zhang Jintian's unreasonable trouble, the second-rate guy directly brought up his life experience to him; "Tell me the truth, I was raised by an old blind man, and he was just called an old blind man, and he could actually see some of his eyes.

Then my blind father was not only proficient in various medical skills, but also knew real kung fu and could also see Feng Shui fortune tellers. However, I was not very useful, so I learned medical skills. I didn’t learn kung fu and Feng Shui, but I just learned some basic skills.

As for why you said that I have so many things, it is because my blind father was also a big shot in the past. He had been a soldier and had gone to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

Moreover, many of his clients are high-ranking officials from all over the country. I have been wandering around with him since I was a child, and I often stay at home with these high-ranking officials.

I wanted to learn when I saw bicycles at their house, but in order to please my blind father, they immediately arranged someone to teach me.

I wanted to learn when I saw a car at their house, but in order to please my blind father, they immediately arranged someone to teach me.

I had something delicious at their house, but my blind father wanted to eat it, so I was taken to the kitchen to learn how to cook.

As for the fact that I can cure diseases, it is even simpler, because I started to learn to read at the age of two and read the name of herbs. I have been studying since I was a child, can you tell me how can I not?

As for farming, it seems that all rural children know how to come from. The reason why I can take you to plant better is that I am smarter..."

After talking nonsense, the second-rate boy patted Zhang Jintian on the shoulder and smiled, "You said you are all going to be a father, why are you still as naive as a child? I believe there are stories about gods on the mountain? Okay, hurry up and open a canal here to lead the water to the rice field:..."
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