After being silent for a long time, Li Jinren sighed and cried out: "From Longchuan, to the national election, everyone knows that Western donation officials has no mercy. They fight fiercely and fiercely, and there are no other things in civil and military battles. They are just a hat! Everyone is 'to be willing to lose face, and the sages will also take down'; don't say that I am a bit shameful, even if there is no stain, my opponent will spread rumors and slander you, and I am ready to kill you into prison and give you a hat! I am also afraid of following in Li Guangxi's footsteps..."

Fang Bingsheng sneered and said in a deep voice: "Li Guangxi was arrested and I was in command. His situation is different from you, so don't be afraid."

"How to say it?" Li Jinren was cheered up when he heard this.

Fang Bingsheng explained: "Li Guangxi is thinking of pretending to be a saint, and he is afraid that people in the small county town will know, so he deliberately put his concubine in Huizhou, so that the two families are separated; it is like you are hiding a fugitive in another place, and once you catch the prisoner, you will be recruited in everything; and you probably have been married for a long time, living together every day, wives, concubines and even guests play mahjong and drink tea together, everyone is familiar with it. This is a family of one mind, how can outsiders catch it?

I was really afraid, so I registered my concubine, and said that it was my cousin from the Qing Dynasty who came to join me. Your family heard that it was quite big. How could a family prove that they were not relatives but concubines? Or just send them to Changsha, Qing Dynasty. No matter how cruel the Democratic Party is, it is impossible for them to sneak into Changsha, the important town of Hunan Army to capture traitors.

As long as you are not fucked into prison and survive the election period, you will win! Besides, which candidate didn’t come like this? No one attacks you, it only means that you don’t have enough votes. It’s a sermon, and it’s a sign that people don’t swear you, and they look down on you! Do the elected candidates have candidates like saints? People are sinners, absolutely not.”

"Yes! That's the reason!" Li Jinren blushed excitedly, slapped his thighs hard, and shouted: "I forgot that there is still a crime of human trafficking in Li Guangxi. My concubine is a smuggler! How many years have I been back in my country? Not to mention household registration, my two concubines have become the president of the Baptist Church Sisters' Mutual Aid Association! They are all family members, but they are concubines. We don't admit it. They say they are relatives. What can outsiders do?!"

One problem was solved, and Li Jinren asked another question, and was a little embarrassed: "Mr. Fang, you knew something about it when you went to Shaoguan elections that year. I would like to hide it from you. I used to buy opium for my father every week; the Democratic Party had evidence of black and white that year. If you want to fight now, you will inevitably propose it to smear our face. Do you see?"

Fang Bingsheng waved his hand casually and said, "It's easier for the old man to smoke opium. If you smoke it yourself, remember it in the old man's account; find a regular Western doctor and spend some money, and ask him to tell him what diseases are there, such as rheumatism and gout. Anyway, you can make up any cause and then prescribe a prescription for opium and relieve pain; whoever attacks your family to smoke opium, you can use the prescription to treat their faces! People are patients, and opium is used to treat diseases. Who dares to be serious? Opium can also be considered a drug. The imperial wounded barracks all need to give opium analgesics! If you play with flowers, you might as well make up an old man who was a patriot back then. One person killed dozens of soldiers with a cannon to kill him. If the shrapnel enters his body, you have to rely on opium to relieve pain! Remember, decent people don't go to the opium restaurant to smoke opium, but to prescribe opium in the hospital. Although it is troublesome to connect the relationship and the price is very expensive, there is no stain."

When Li Jinren heard this, he was shocked and could not speak for a long time.

The thin man next to him couldn't wait any longer, so he picked up this loophole and grabbed Fang Bingsheng's arm. He asked anxiously: "Master, what should I do if I simplify my surname? You can give me some advice!"

Within half an hour, the name has become a "master" and exposed the fact that he often engages in feudal superstitious activities such as fortune telling Feng Shui.

Fang Bingsheng picked up the bowl and drank a sip of wine, and said:

"You definitely can't go to the parade. Originally, the surnames with many calligraphy and paintings are all small surnames. Because the election is delayed by the small surname, you can't gather a few people..."

"Who is going to march to promote the public? I knew I was weak, so I originally wanted to follow Brother Li and his concubine party to go out to the streets to enjoy the promotion. Now, after hearing what you said, who dares to mess with the concubine party? I will go by myself? Hire all people? I will throw away money in vain!" Mr. Kui seemed to be frightened by Li Jinren's almost joining the concubine party and he hurriedly expressed his desire to not march.

"The purpose is to simplify your surname. There is still a way to do this," Fang Bingsheng said with a breath of breath: "It's the newspaper."

"Newspaper?" Mr. Kui asked in surprise.

"It is best to create news that is a major news that is linked by major newspapers." Fang Bingsheng nodded.

"I often go to newspapers. Recently, the tallest building in the western area of ​​the city is my property..." Mr. Kui said in confusion.

Fang Bingsheng was stunned. He didn't expect that this skinny monkey was so rich and a wealthy businessman in real estate. However, he shook his head and said, "It's good to go to newspapers for the progress of Western learning industry, but it's not what we need. You must go to the front page of entertainment, so that everyone from the king Yuangui to the grassroots people knows that you know your business."

"What's the solution?"

"Because the donation of officials in Western learning is a big gambling carnival that the whole people participate in, rather than the industrial progress of the spring and snow. You see, I used to do telegraphs and Tiehe, and went to newspapers every day, but who knows me and remembers me? On the contrary, when the Longchuan lottery battle was fought, the whole people were reveling, and I became famous."

"You talk, you talk, I'll listen to you." Mr. Kui tilted his head as if a chicken pecked at rice.

Fang Bingsheng pondered for a moment, straightened his thoughts and said, "First of all, let's create a gimmick: For example, you have a successful career, steady and decent, and an absolute glass man, and you will probably have a lot of children and grandchildren at the age of a child. If one day you are punished by your father to kneel outside the house and not allowed to enter? By the way, it's best to rain on a rainy day, and it's rainy! You are like a glass man who is punished by your father in the rain like a child, and there are passers-by to watch, it must be news, right?"

"Why am I my father? Is it possible to drop candle oil into his cigarette gun?" Mr. Kui was stunned, and Li Jinren next to him was also attracted to come and listen.

"No! It's because of your surname! Because you have not obtained the candidate qualification, your father scolded you for being just a good example and unable to serve the country. The emperor is sorry to Jesus Christ, the Emperor of God, and the subordinate is sorry to the people, patriotism, industry and commerce!"

Fang Bingsheng smiled, rubbed his fingers and made some money style, and said, "All major newspapers claim to have two bones. As long as you feed the bones one by one, they will try their best to hype this matter. They must hype it up in the entertainment version of the People's Livelihood Edition, making a bunch of people holding bones and scolding you for wanting to be an official. The other bunch of people gnawing on the bones, pretending to reflect on whether the complex surname affects the qualifications of candidates is fair. It is best to start a war of verbal wars between newspapers and hype this topic! Even if the court does not respond, your status in the Liberal Party will improve. You are equivalent to using your own money to promote the Liberal Party in advance. I guess the money is thousands..."

"Currect Brother Kui? Take the money and scold yourself for being an official fan?" Li Jinren couldn't help but interrupt and asked. Fang Bingsheng's thinking was too weird.

Fang Bingsheng laughed and said, "Mr. Li. I saw a newspaper saying that candidates in the election are more shameless than the other. This sentence is not accurate. It should be said that throwing the face out and changing the reputation. With reputation, there will be lottery sales. Who will listen to praise yourself? Only when the infamy is spread quickly. As long as it does not affect the candidate qualification, it will be true! In the election, even a little gangster who is in a mess will crush the stable old master!"

"Swear! Swear! As long as it gets hot, it doesn't matter! My father can say it, and we'll be scolded together. Whoever tells us that our surname is Kui should be scolded! Join me to do it! The newspapers are very familiar! I'm not very familiar with entertainment newspapers, but it doesn't matter. I have too many bones! It's easy to say it!" Mr. Kui's expression gradually changed from horror to excitement, and then to eagerness to try.

Li Jinren over there saw Fang Bingsheng planning a strategy for the surname Kui, and was very envious. He couldn't help but come over while his friend was breathing excitedly and asked, "Mr. Fang, you said, if I am running for the election in Shaoguan, what topic should I choose? Let's kneel down at the gate to rain? Can it get hot?"

"This depends on the situation. I will tailor it for you. After all, dealing with newspapers is also very strategic, similar to fighting wars." Fang Bingsheng replied. He felt that he had said enough and had proved his strength. If you want to say more about it, I am afraid that the two of them will be bleeding.

"What should the Democratic Party do when we point our nose and scold our family? You don't know that a few years after our family moved back to Shaoguan, a local tabloid slandered our Li family and spread rumors about our Li family, which made him become a Shaoguan newspaper. I feel scared when I think of this." Li Jinren said with a panic expression.

Before Fang Bingsheng could answer, Mr. Kui was a little unhappy when he heard that Li Jinren was going to copy the creativity he had just obtained and waved: "Brother Li, what are you involved in? Even if the Democratic Party attacks your family, it cannot do its best. Isn't your sixth brother a member of the Democratic Party? And I heard that he has been designated as the first-sequence candidate in Shaoguan. At that time, you are afraid that you will have to decide the outcome with me. It's great, both candidates in the family and democracy and freedom are all."

"What? You have a Democratic candidate?" Fang Bingsheng was shocked.

When he heard the word "Sixth Brother", Li Jinren changed his face and said viciously: "Don't mention that playboy! I persuaded him with great sincerity, and he insisted on joining the Democratic Party that worshipped foreign countries and fawned against my family; that was the rebellious son of the Li family, a traitor of local industry and commerce, a pseudo-believers of the Christian Church, and the vanguard army of the Qing Dynasty and foreigners leading the way in our country!"

I guess I have heard too much about Li Jinren's criticism of Lao Liu, or I am very familiar with the Li family, and my strength is higher than Li Jinren, so I don't need to look at the other party's face. Mr. Kui didn't care and continued: "Don't underestimate the Sixth Master. He has a strong election strength. Not to mention his membership in the Shaoguan Hunting Association, just say that he is a military family member, his son is from a Boy Scout, has great military achievements and a limitless future. He has long been the chief captain of the Imperial Army? For such candidates, only the Chamber of Commerce President Zhang Fatty Zi can fight against such candidates."

In a word, Li Jinren's face turned into pig's liver and was so angry.

Back then, the Li family was united and relied on the old man's wisdom and foresight to successfully repel a public smear.

That smear was a culture attack on aliens, but after repelling the attack, the whole family was quickly assimilated by local culture.

Li Jinren was far-sighted and was the first to secretly send his grandson, Zhou Tianen's pen pal, Li Mingjian, to the best elementary school in the capital, which caused a huge wave in the family.

The wealthy families fought openly and secretly, so how could each house stand out? Within a month, all the children of the suitable age of the house entered the best foreign teaching hall that could be entered.

Only Lao Liu was pulled down. He, a playboy who was not a good job, felt that his son didn't like to study in class, and his strength was not good at this room. He actually went against the family tradition of a scholarly family and tried to get his son to attend the Imperial Army Primary School - without taking literary paths, he went directly to martial arts.

Because the empire attaches importance to military affairs, the school was also a Western-style school, and even if it was a person from the court, he convinced the old man that his mentally retarded son was admitted in the third year. In order to facilitate his son's future promotion, Lao Liu also spent a lot of money on the back door and changed his son's age to three years younger. It is considered the best age for him to enter the military primary school at the age of 12.

For this reason, he even built a fake grave, which means that in terms of household registration, he had two sons. The 15-year-old eldest son died of illness. His officer's son was his second son. The "brother" of the same name and surname who was three years older was dead and buried in the empty grave. Perhaps he committed suicide in shame because he had not been admitted to the military academy for two years!

The boss Li Jinren sneered at this and thought that this kid would do it! This is not the right way, it is gambling, and it is gambling pie falling from the sky.
Chapter completed!