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206 Hate castration

At noon on Saturday, the Democratic Party and Huang En held a big banquet at noon to celebrate the overthrow of Li Guangxi to welcome Shan Ji back to Longchuan. The Liberal Party was not idle either and also held a big banquet at the imitation weaving factory.

The imitation weaving factory set up a canopy from the gate to the open space of the factory, and filled with tables. The banquet was held directly on the open air. The table on the left was all filled with workers, and they set up a large pot to cook meat next to it, and a row of half a person-high wine jars were arranged, making it the same as a rural wedding banquet: the table on the right was filled with Zhang Qijie, Fan Linhui and others, and the factory supervisors and reporters invited, and they ate the food delivered directly from the restaurant.

The Liberal Party is also celebrating that the large banner hanging on the awning of "rural wedding banquet." is:

"Warmingly celebrate the Face of Elder John Lee in the Presbyterian Church; thanks Mr. Zhang Qijie for donating 7,000 yuan for the hospital."

According to Zheng Abao, this is called losing without losing. It doesn’t matter if you break the scum of Li Guangxi, don’t take it seriously. The rest should work harder. Anyway, the remaining three are Christian warriors with great strength and no stains, and a group of native chickens and dogs that are not afraid of the Democratic Party and the Emperor’s grace.

So while Dr. Li went to the capital, the emperor personally summoned him. The nationally famous Dongfeng. After finishing the mountain pig in the square yesterday, Zheng Abao spoke in public and said: Zhang Qijie, his party, has been taught by Dr. Li over the years and has benefited a lot. Inspired by the Holy Spirit, he donated 7,000 yuan to the Longchuan Presbyterian Church to expand the Red Cross Clinic as a hospital, serves people from all walks of life in Longchuan, and shines the light of Jesus into every corner of Longchuan.

Hearing Zheng Abao shouting at the top of his lungs at the church steps, Zhang Qijie smiled bitterly in embarrassment: His original intention was to make up for the eleven dedications he owed over the years. After all, the emperor repeatedly pulled himself out of the desperate situation in the election. He was not afraid of being unhappy. He dared not be unhappy: But this "replenishment." was rejected by Zheng Abao: Zhang Qijie was originally my master general, and I would like to praise you as a devout Christian warrior. What do you mean by making a replenishment? It means admitting to the world that you had owed in the past? Did you make a small plan for God before? Then how can you do it! You have no stains! You can't have stains!

Zheng Abao asked Zhang Qijie to make this money directly considered another big donation, hugged Dr. Li's thigh and made another big headline!!!

Zhang Qijie did not dare to disobey Zheng Abao's wishes, facing the tide of applause and cheer like the tide of the steps, so he had to walk forward and waved his hand and smiled bitterly.

But donating money alone is not enough. Zheng Abao said: "Donating money is hard work. If you are exhausted, no one else knows: you must look up and enjoy working, that is, the newspaper must be done."

For the media offensive driven by the public opinion award, the Liberal Party must specifically weld Dr. Li, Zhang Qijie and others, and when various newspapers report on Dr. Li's deeds, they must mention Zhang Qijie, Fan Linhui and Wang Yu's family. As for the traitor Li Guangxi who was involved in the Christian ranks, they might as well talk about how he thought about how to make the elders bad things every day.

And it is not that simple to get the newspaper: in traditional culture, every Chinese person is required to use the power in his hands to the limit to make profits for himself, even if it is just a little power as big as a needle tip: the same is true for reporters. The reporter of the big newspaper should not say that he has received red envelopes in the past few weeks, and the tabloid reporter also made a fuss: "Can you please drink after the meeting? What level of wine? It's OK, if you say inferior rice wine, I won't go..."

Many journalists are exactly the same as corrupt officials. Not only journalists, but voters with voters in their hands are not better than corrupt officials. Cross their legs and raise their legs and open prices. Not only are they waiting for you to buy them.

So Zheng's wife had to open a big banquet similar to "rural wedding banquet" in the imitation weaving factory. The workers, reporters, and voters in the factory are too troublesome to ask for help separately. They invited all these "uncrowned corrupt officials" to have dinner and drink at one time.

Qi Yunlu was delayed because of Pan Jinxing's affairs. He was thinking about eating, drinking and having sex, and he ran back to the imitation weaving factory. It was still a while later, and everyone had eaten and drunk.

Zhang Qijie was still thinking about him, so he pulled him to the side to ask about things Qi Yunlu told him about it, and tucked the flyer to Zhang Qijie, and said with a smile: "Weng Quanguang has taken kickbacks, so he invited a comedian to ignore such a waste..." Then, without waiting for Zhang Qijie to speak, he rushed to the most wait-for-all banquet in the reception room.

This was originally a place where the imitation weaving factory entertained large customers for dinner, and the walls were also full of landscape paintings. Today, the people who could come in here were all big newspapers. Zheng Abao was accompanied by the guests, Fan Linhui was the host of the wine, and there were commissioner Zhang of the "Imperial News" and Huang reporter from "Haijing Jiwen". There were also several reporters from the newspaper below. They seemed to be very satisfied with the bottles of French-style red wine in front of them. They were all smiling so hard that they couldn't close their mouths, and the atmosphere was very warm.

As soon as he sat at the end of the banquet, Qi Yunya heard Zheng Abao slamming the table and shouting: "The Democratic Party is simply a group of beasts. He actually regarded "Zhuang Fei, a general of Yang Ji for ten years, as the main focus? Spreading news everywhere, are they still a little shame? Is there anyone so shameless? Ah? The most sensational and successful election in the empire was to elect a eunuch as a democratically elected official? Isn't this a shameless person?"

"Don't lose the face of the people in Hai Song Quanxiu! There is no one in the country? Eunuch Cheng Xiong?! Damn his uncle!..." Huang reporter next to him had a great relationship with the Liberal Party, and immediately slapped the table and shouted: "Don't worry, Master Bao, when I go back, I will write you a majestic strategy of humiliating the Democratic Party!"

Special Commissioner Zhang is very strange in his identity. He said he was a reporter, and he was from the Imperial Newspaper; he said he was an official, and his responsibilities were the same as those of a reporter: But both himself and everyone else here looked at him: I am an official! When I was in the Qing Dynasty, my brother was equivalent to an editor of the Hanlin Academy! One of them……

He valued his identity and did not want to show too strong tendency. After all, the Democratic Party also bought him well, so he turned the red wine in the high-pinch glass and smiled and said, "The Democratic Party has no choice. Who told you that Master Bao is so sharp, you can kill the horse. Everyone is afraid. The candidates are all the best. You say that you kill and set fire, it is unlikely: there are only two guns, and the crotch guns may violate the Bible. In my opinion, the Liberal Party candidates are of better quality than the Democratic Party, so Fang Bingsheng and others have to protect a eunuch. The eunuch has no stains!"

Zheng Abao was so angry that he laughed and said, "In the past, everyone said privately that the Democratic Party was a cabinet party, which means that they had moral problems; okay, they actually wanted to confirm shamelessly and find ironclad evidence from the meat! I have been convinced by this cabinet party. I am really not afraid of death or shameless."

Everyone applauded and gave face to the official reporter and Zheng Abao "immediately toasted. The reporters who traveled thousands of miles to Longchuan on business trips, even if they were from big newspapers, even if their editors came, they were not very rich and didn't know how to drink red wine." They only knew that this thing was expensive! Foreigners love to drink it! This thing was revealed by Zheng Abao! This thing is very proud.

Amid the clamor of "Dry it! Dry it!", everyone raised their heads and drank it all, grinning and waiting for the bitter taste of their tongues to dissipate, then grinned and hibernated, and then shouted excitedly: "This thing is so delicious! It's so delicious! Good wine! Good wine!"

A reporter put down the glass and was still unsatisfied. He knocked the chopsticks on the chopsticks and sang: "The luminous glass and jade bowl of grape wine are filled with amber light... I only have to drink grape wine today, and taste the feelings of the ancients! Damn, the traitor in the Qing Dynasty is too bad. "I resisted sacred for two hundred years, and let me drink rice wine for thirty years." It was yellow urine!"

The only reporter in the county town who may know how to drink red wine may be the only reporter from Songshang Economic News. He may have experienced foreign drinking methods, but he is now blowing against the bottle of red wine at the Democratic Party’s welcome banquet.

At this time, a reporter pointed his head and asked: "Sir, the Special Commissioner" shot two guns, both of which were aimed at court officials: the people are actually relatively relaxed: I think the recent election fight "why are all blocking these standards? Is it possible that the congressman is an official status?"

"That's sure!".

"I just realized now? This is awesome official identity!".

"Isn't it because the newspapers choose people to be punished for crimes during discussions? Why? It means not as ordinary people, but as alternate officials! This is the official!"

"Okay, now you don't have to sharpen your head and go to the church school to study in a squad! You can make a lot of money by yourself, and then run a campaign to buy a member of parliament and become an official as well!"

"Hey, what are the specific authority of the parliamentarian? Who has heard of it? Special Commissioner Zhang, reporter Huang, have you heard of the top newspapers?"

"This is not the case, the court is still discussing it." However, it is said that His Majesty has been in full swing recently and is very pleased with the grand event of the participation of the people in the Dragon 1 election. Minister Song Deling often summoned our boss to guide the work, and this is an indispensable benefit for being elected!"

"Yes," Lao Huang said, "Mr. Song has been doing his best to guide the election work recently." It can be said that the focus of the court's work is centered around the election, and all Longchuan candidates must work hard."

After the special commissioner Zhang finished speaking, he still couldn't do his best. He knocked on the table with his index finger and added: "You think, if the court does not pay attention, why are you so anxious to summon Dr. Li? The case has not been tried yet. This is an exception! This is to say that His Majesty the Emperor hopes that the Longchuan election will attract more and more attention, and that more and more subjects will come in."

Huang also quickly interrupted and proved that the number one newspaper in Haijing Jiwen was not a false name: "I heard from colleagues from Beijing that Dali Temple and the court ministers have begun to debate the prototype of the constitution, and the power structure is about to change. Some power is really planned to give people like elected officials. Our boss Li Mingchangdu learned his works on elections every day, and I heard that he was eager to try the title of MPs in Beijing."

Everyone stared at the surprised eyes and discussed the essence from the phenomenon. They were very envious. The candidates who were sitting there couldn't help but smile. It seemed as if they were discussing whether the box suddenly appeared at home was gold or silver.

At this time, a reporter sitting next to Qiyun Road interrupted with some angrily: "Since the candidate is an official, I think it is better to be eunuchs. Otherwise, this position is too easy, and you can be elected if you dare to distribute money to the people? Isn't this MG's extravagant side? Isn't it the same as the Qing Dynasty? They made great efforts to compete for official positions in the right way and donated way. No matter how capable they have, they will be unrighteous elections. They can only wait for poverty and die. We cannot have this situation. We should have a few eunuchs out! Master Bao, if there is one of your candidates, Yang Jibuju or Tiange, tell me, we will give him an exclusive interview until the election is over! He will definitely be elected!"

After saying a word, everyone in the seat was shocked.

Qi Yun'er said in a panic: "A few eunuchs come out? Isn't that good? This is a tragedy of human ethics......"

"I'm fine!" Fan Linhui looked at everyone and quickly waved his hand to prove his innocence.

The reporter was still angry and said: "Not only the candidates want eunuchs, I want to recommend that the court: all officials are in the palace! Anyway, there are no eunuchs in our country, and it is an excellent tradition in our country, and the international community dare not say anything.

Besides, what kind of inheritance is the poisonous weed of the Qing Dynasty culture? I have sacrificed my life for Jesus, but I have been passed on the inheritance and passed on the inheritance and do nothing? If you don’t have the gun below, your motivation for corruption will be less, and the administration will be honest! Right?"

Qi Yun didn't dare to speak, and sat back slowly with his mouth open, not daring to ask anything else. The first special commissioner turned his head and covered his mouth and whispered to Zheng Abao, who was stunned: "This guy is from the Taiping Daily, the Hongwu Daily of the Tiandihui before. He specializes in making money by selling newspapers with such crazy words. And what I don't understand is that the sales are very good, getting better and better, and His Majesty has no choice. Once said, this proves that more and more people in our country are literate, and education is worrying, but from another perspective, it is a good thing to be able to read."

The reporter on the other side of Zheng Abao also came over to report and said: "He has taken the imperial examination for countless times. He is still preparing for the Crown Prince Entrance Examination this year! He takes the exam with his four sons! If he can't eat grapes, he will say that the grapes are sour, and you will be patient."

Zheng Abao looked at the reporter who was full of enthusiasm and wanted all the officials of the Pavilion and wondered: "How much do you hate grapes? And how much do you look down on yourself and your family's IQ? I feel that you can't get the exam in your life? Is the Pavilion official? How can your son become an official? Do you think your son will never have a chance in your life?"

Seeing the "George Officials' Theory" shocked the whole audience, Huang reporter quickly spoke and saved the scene.

"The congressman is the new donor of our dynasty. The Qing Dynasty marked the price clearly, and our country competes for bidding: "The Huang reporter chewed the meat and spit out a bone and said disdainfully: "The Qing Dynasty was too stupid. He didn't understand economically and clearly marked the price clearly. Unlimited delivery was simply a disruption to the official hat market. Now the Qing officials used insufficient feathers and court beads, and they actually wanted Chinese merchants to produce imitations! This is like issuing paper money indiscriminately. Can it not be depreciated? And what birds are used after the depreciation?"

"It's like foreign medicine. If the Manchu foreign medicine is bought everywhere and planted by ourselves, can we not be overwhelmed? Our country needs to learn Western learning, just like the foreign medicines sell poisons, the price has soared, sales have dropped, but the national treasury is abundant, which is beneficial to the country and the people: the official hats must be like this, for example, in a large market in Long 1 County, I have put four official hats on the market in a few years. Wouldn't you be crazy about it? Otherwise, the headlines will be insulted!"

Everyone nodded and said it was Zheng Abao looking at reporter Huang and said in his stomach: "You don't know that the food and rice are expensive if you don't take charge. Do you know how annoying it is to me if you rob it crazy?" He sneered: "Yes, rob it crazy, it's all the money outside is fucking cheap! Most of the money invested in the election has been earned by them."

Special Commissioner Zhang smiled and said, "This is Jesus' spirit of loving others as his own. The Qing Dynasty's official hat market used officials to support officials and the court: If we do this, wouldn't we use officials to support the people? We will share the worries of the court."

After saying that, he patted Fan Linhui next to him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, spend some money on buying an official hat, and you may be able to get it back in the future."

Zheng Abao next to him gritted his teeth and said unluckyly: "The official hat of the Qing Dynasty is a lifelong warranty. We don't know how many years we have. There are so many unlucky people here in Long 1, and I guess with Lao Fan's ability, I can't get it out."

Qi Yunlu also wanted to drink some foreign wine from Zheng Abao. When he came in just now, the tableware had not been delivered to him and he had not drunk it. He put this talk and quickly took the grape wine in front of him, "The noble amber instead of the yellow urine of the local police officer" in front of him. He stood up and raised his glass to Zheng Abao and Fan Linhui shouted: "I suggest that you have a drink for the three future Lord Zhang, Lord Fan, Lord Wang, and Lord Bao Yan, who is in charge of the official hats of our Longchuan Ministry of Personnel: Lord Zheng, with your ability, you may be able to do the official hats of half of the empire in the future. The warranty period is as long as you say!"

When Zheng Abao heard this, he also laughed: It is very expensive to run a political party and buy official hats, but Qi Yunlu is talking about this principle. This is a kind of naked power. Why are you worried about how to make money when you have power?

"Did it! I did it! I wish my emperor a long life! Our country's martial arts fortune will always be prosperous! I also wish our Liberal Party candidates a long-term official fortune! I have done it!" Zheng Abao stood up with a full glass of red wine and tilted his head to do it.

Putting down the wine glass, Qi Yunlu grinned and lowered his head, feeling a little painful. Why is this foreign wine so similar to Chinese medicine? But in the blink of an eye, his rationality overwhelmed his sentiment and became proud: "I have finally drunk good foreign wine. How should I show off this time to others? Alas, this foreign wine is delicious! It's so delicious! It's worthy of being a foreign wine! Awesome! Awesome!"

After everyone talked about the main business, the banquet became more and more lively. Hu Tian and Emperor Hu started to joke around. Qi Yunlu stared at the empty wine bottle that was taken down by the hospitality and leaned against the corner of the wall. Looking at the colorful foreign language, Qi Yun thought to himself: "This bottle looks so grand, I must get it. Put it at home for exhibition? Yes, you can also fill some white wine to entertain customers. Anyway, they don't have the chance to drink it, so they won't know whether it is true or false! That's it! If this bottle of wine is worth 1,200 yuan, the Western wine bottle and label are worth 10 yuan? It must be done away!"
Chapter completed!
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