"call……"

Bai Xingjian breathed a sigh of relief and closed his eyes.

He was actually patient while reading the instructions.

Tolerate the sound from the toilet—

Female: "I peed outside again!! Bai Yu, come here for me!!"

Male: "Ah...is it..."

Female: "You can see it yourself!! You can see it yourself!"

Male: "No..."

Female: "Let's go down and watch!! You divide so many forks, can you see it while standing?"

Man: "Uh...um...oh...oh...inside...brush the toilet..."

Female: "Can you clean this place?? Use your hands to wipe it!!"

Man: "Then get me a piece of paper..."

Female: "Excellent!! Let you have a long memory!"

Man: "Don't yell...I'm not going to wipe..."

Female: "How many times have you said that, you must sit and pee, and you must stand. There are forks everywhere. I will wipe it for you every day!"

Male: "Wife... peeing while standing... This is the most basic dignity of a man..."

Female: "Then go out and pee!! pee on the street!! Let everyone see your dignity! The dignity of the four switches!"

male:"……"

Such a one-sided bully has lasted for 5 minutes.

Bai Xingjian has been patient.

Sometimes it's hard for him to believe these two...

They are all excellent agent seniors!

The miserable middle-aged man who was lying on the ground endured humiliation and was wiping the toilet with a heavy burden, code-named Demon King, and his identity was his father Bai Yu.

Standing aside with a fierce language but a sweet figure and appearance, the lady with a code name Baiyi, was her mother Xin Xiaomeng.

Through a series of complex and secret operations, he became their flawless son, Bai Xingjian.

Before leaving, the teacher kept emphasizing that these two agents who had been lurking for nearly 20 years, playing a seemingly ordinary couple seamlessly.

only……

Are they really acting...

Are these acting skills?

In order to highlight the truth, let the neighbors hear it?

Bai Xingjian swallowed and spitted, poured the fried egg into a plate.

"Dad, mom, have a meal."

"Here, come." Xin Xiaomeng smiled and greeted her with a smile, glared at Bai Yu and then walked over to wash her hands.

Seeing the Demon King Senior who was lying on the ground and sweating profusely, Bai Xingjian felt a little reluctant.

He leaned over to Xin Xiaomeng and whispered: "Senior white-clothed, it's almost OK. You have been lurking for so long, so it's unlikely that the neighbors will doubt it."

"What? What do you doubt?" Xin Xiaomeng said in confusion.

"Your identities..."

"What is the identity?"

"We are not agents..." Bai Xingjian said with a tight face, "These were all acted for the neighbors just now... The Demon King is your partner... You won't really bully him like this..."

"???" Xin Xiaomeng blinked her eyes, and after a long time, she opened her mouth wide, and then continued to shoot, "Oh oh oh yes, yes, yes, he and I are fake couples, fakes, and they are acting, these are for the neighbors."

“…”

When Bai Yu heard this, he was about to get up: "Oh, yes... I'll almost end up playing today."

"Wipe honestly!" Xin Xiaomeng glared at him like a conditioned reflex.

Bai Yu also fell back with a habit, shrank his head and muttered, "Don't keep shouting... I can hear it if I don't shout..."

Looking at the two of them who were so skilled, Bai Xingjian frowned.

Just think that it's too deeply involved in the play and has formed a habit.

but……

"Then the peeing trace is so tricky, it should... it should be me who urinated." Bai Xingjian coughed a little embarrassedly, "When I urinated, I had the habit of lifting my heels to exercise my detrusor muscles in order to deal with the need to urgently spray high-pressure liquid."

"Don't worry, whoever has the more forks will wipe it." Xin Xiaomeng pulled Bai Xingjian to the table, handing the chopsticks and said, "Sea Monster, our movement funds are limited, and the Demon King and I have their own tasks, so now the family's property is divided into three parts, each with 150,000 yuan each. Is this possible?"

Before Bai Xingjian could answer, the toilet man suddenly got up: "150,000? I can also have 150,000!"

Xin Xiaomeng turned her head conditionally: "?"

The man lay back quickly and said generously: "It's enough to spend 20 a day, so I'll save the more for me."

Xin Xiaomeng then turned to Bai Xingjian and smiled, "So each person has 150,000 yuan. If it is not enough, apply to the organization. Do you think it can?"

Bai Xingjian swept over the man who was wiping the toilet and replied tremblingly: "I can't use so much, why don't you take it away from me..."

Too miserable...

It's so miserable.

Whether it is a man Bai Yu or a agent demon king, it is too miserable.

"No, no," Xin Xiaomeng said softly, "We have their own actions, we do not know each other and do not interfere with each other. We can only inform us when necessary and if the organization allows us. This is the principle."

Bai Xingjian looked at Bai Yu who couldn't help but sweat, and swallowed.

“For…principle…”

A few minutes later, after Xin Xiaomeng finished her meal, Bai Yu dared to come to the table and began to wash his hands with a sweet look on his face.

"Haha, don't look at her like this. She is actually a good woman. As a woman, she always has different feelings." Bai Yu squeezed his eyes at Bai Xingjian and said very toughly, "Men, give in, don't be embarrassed."

"No shame..." Bai Xingjian asked with concern, "But Senior Demon King, shouldn't you be colleagues...being bullied like this..."

"Hey hey, can agents be called bullying? They are all work arrangements, identity settings, settings..." Bai Yu felt weak at the end of his speech. He turned off the faucet and sat on the chair for a long time before he found a topic suitable for transfer. He looked up and asked, "By the way, school is about to start today. Is there anything you need to cooperate with?"

"Just don't get involved in my business." Bai Xingjian put down his bowl and chopsticks and said in a deep voice, "When an outsider or a school asks, I say I am arrogant by nature and you can't control it."

"It's easy to say." Bai Yu raised his glasses and finally showed a trace of seriousness that the agent should have. "Please give you some basic information. Judging from age, the princes of the Dongchu clan will probably be admitted to this class. Perhaps there are young people from the Jiangku clan, and the rest are mostly well-known young people. Our family is just ordinary people. You have to act cautiously and don't provoke them."

"Yeah." Bai Xingjian responded and got up to pack up the dishes.

Sorry, Senior Demon King, you will definitely be invited by your parents often.

"Ah..." Bai Yu seemed to feel his perfunctoryness, and he couldn't even slap the fried eggs. After thinking about it, he still turned to Bai Xingjian and said pitifully, "That... Brother Hai Monster... That's it. Your admission qualification... was obtained by me licking my boss for a long time before I helped me. I spent more than ten years of personal savings... You should cherish this opportunity and don't be fired casually."

"Oh?" Bai Xingjian asked while brushing the bowl, "Isn't the money provided by the organization?"

"Hey hey... didn't you hear it just now..." Bai Yu's eyes suddenly turned red, and he covered his mouth and pointed at the inner room, "Can the organization provide me? The sponsorship fees are all earned by myself with one handful of shit and one handful of urine."

“…”

Too miserable.

If there is a scholarship, give him some...
Chapter completed!