Chapter 990 Dramaticization(1/2)
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"Is it the little Zerg beauty he kidnapped back then? I'm called An An or something? Anyway, I can't remember it. Last year, I went to my aunt's lecture hall to attend class and saw her erectile dysfunction and she was studying pregnant women's health care. Today, I must have given birth..." Yuan Siyu said proudly.
"Jiuyue looks honest, and it turns out that she is full of genius..." Sister Bai shook her head and sighed, "I have to look at us Yaya, I'm not ready to be a grandma..."
"I said, what should I do with this Dawei?" Bian Lanlan hugged the little brat, feeling a little hot, "I haven't taken care of the child, hurry up, who will take it?"
"Isn't it just a child?? If a woman doesn't know how to hold a child, is she still a woman?" Sister Bai picked up the little guy and hugged it gently in her arms. "This little little guy is pretty. Look at him, isn't it like the little black cat that Mr. Zheng caught??"
"There is a demonic energy on his body..." Yuan Siyu curled her lips, "It must be a mixed-blooded woman..."
"Uncle Zheng is quite open..." Bian Lanlan came to her and watched the little brat sleep soundly in Sister Bai's arms. "I really asked his son to marry a fairy..."
"His son doesn't know how many wives he has, what's the point of marrying a fairy?" Sister Bai curled her lips and said.
"It's really..." Zheng Dongfang led two women to show his figures. "The method Xiaobai taught me is so useful..."
"What??" Both women were both depressed and pleased. When Zheng Dongfang said this, he was immediately angry. Zheng knew Sister Bai and immediately glared at her.
"Shut up for me..." Zheng Dongfang yelled, with a dark face, and looked at the two women, "Did you give me a face? Did I let you talk? You two slapped each other, fifty..."
"Oh..." The two women responded and began to slap each other. After slapping ten times, the two women's faces began to swollen.
"It's really impossible to ignore this, there is no rule at all..." Zheng Dongfang took a deep breath, then looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "Is it a woman?? Long hair, short knowledge, Xiaobai. Don't take it to heart..."
"I said Uncle Zheng..." Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, "You are such a pure man..."
"I've been awarded too much..." Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly and said.
"Everyone says that you teach your children before you and teach your wife after you. Your mentality of treating your wife as your daughter is worthy of recognition. Only by treating your wife as your daughter can you really love her..." Sister Bai said with a sneer.
"Uh..." Zheng Dongfang was stunned, "It's true that you are mocking me?"
"Uncle Zheng, you are worthy of being a university professor, you are smarter than ordinary people..." Bian Lanlan picked up the big thumbs up at Zheng Dongfang and said with admiration.
"That's..." Yuan Siyu smiled coldly. "Sister Bai's ridicule skills were all taught by his aunt, and most people can't hear it..."
"Stop..." Zheng Dong waved his hands to his two wives, "Stop, let's fight the rest when you get home..."
The two women stopped, and their eyes were full of grievances. The pain was either particularly painful or feeling humiliated. A large group of people watched and slapped them, which made them feel as if they were shorter in front of others.
"I said Mr. Zheng..." Sister Bai looked at Zheng Dongfang, "What have you done in the past ten years of hard work? Why don't you have any information at all?"
"Hehe..." Zheng Dongfang smiled and took his grandson over, "It's nothing, I just take the children around the world to play. You don't know, the children are angry with me. I suddenly brought them a little mother back. Can you have no objection??"
"By the way. Husband, where is our child?" When Aunt Zheng heard Zheng Dongfang talk about his children, she immediately remembered that she seemed to have a pair of children. She has been angry with him for so many years and has forgotten the child.
"You dare to mention the children?" Zheng Dongfang glared at his wife, "Have you cared about the children over the years? It was during adolescence and the time to establish the three views. Where is your biological mother? Now that the children are growing up, you remember them. I tell you, the children are over the age of breastfeeding, and you don't need you..."
"Woo..." Aunt Zheng immediately covered her mouth and started crying.
"I'm still crying..." Zheng Dongfang glared, "Isn't it embarrassing enough? I want to cry and get out of my house and cry..."
"I won't cry anymore, I won't cry anymore..." Aunt Zheng was so scared that she didn't dare to cry anymore.
"Do you know who this person is?" Zheng Dongfang pointed at Sister Bai and said.
"I know..." Aunt Zheng nodded in a thrust, "She is just asking you to hit our bad woman..."
"Fart..." Zheng Dongfang glared, "Who asked you this?"
"Then..." Aunt Zheng shivered in fear, "What are you asking?"
"This person..." Zheng Dongfang pointed at Sister Bai, "It's our son's boss' mother. If you offend her, she will ask her daughter to wear small shoes for our son..."
"I'll tell you..." Zheng pointed at Sister Bai's nose, "Our Zheng family is incompatible with you..."
"You shameless villain..." Aunt Zheng pointed at Zheng's nose, her face turned pale, "You are despicable, you are disgusting, you live in this world, it's simply polluting the earth. I'll fight with you..." As she said that, she rushed towards Zheng with her teeth and claws.
"Are you afraid of you?" Zheng did not show any weakness, and he resisted Aunt Zheng with his teeth and claws.
"Damn..." Zheng Dongfang slapped his forehead, "I started fighting again..."
"Zheng..." Sister Bai glanced at Zheng, "Don't think your daughter is Canglong's concubine, and I won't treat you anymore. I tell you, I can't beat you, but I can ask my daughter to repair Yue Lingshan's younger brother, just wait..."
"No..." Aunt Zheng was panicked when she heard Sister Bai say this. This panic made Zheng take the upper hand, pressed it under her body, and twisted it hard, "Ah, there is a fault and a debt, it has nothing to do with my son..."
"You two, let go of me quickly..." On Zheng Dongfang's forehead, the blue veins roared loudly. He shouted loudly, "Don't you want to pass, don't you?? If you don't want to pass, get out..."
"I thought about it..." Zheng pouted, then got up from Aunt Zheng, and stood aside in disappointment.
"Woo woo..." Aunt Zheng's body was so painful that she was twisted by Zheng's body. Tears were like broken pearls, and they were falling down like broken lines. "It has nothing to do with my son. Don't deal with my son..."
"I'm having fun with you..." Zheng was gloating, "You took it seriously. I'm worried about your IQ. Do you know? You are a couple with your senior brother, and you have been useless to be the first to be a waste of your senior brother..."
"Zheng family..." Zheng Dongfang glared at Zheng, "Shut up if you can't speak. Can you tell me this truth directly??"
"Puchi..." Bian Lanlan was happy at the time. "Why do I feel that Mr. Zheng has let his aunt possess her??"
"Hehe..." Sister Bai also laughed, "Auntie said this, it will only make people feel cute. Mr. Zheng said this, it will only make people feel disgusted..."
"It's disgusting..." Yuan Siyu shook her head, "At most it's funny, like a clown..."
"Oh?" Zhang Dashui appeared next to Zheng Dongfang at some point. "What do you call me brother?" As he said that, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms and handed them to Zheng Dongfang.
"No, no..." Zheng Dongfang waved his hand and pointed to the child in his arms, "I don't smoke..."
"Oh oh oh..." Zhang Dashui nodded vigorously, "Understand..." As he said that, he stuffed the cigarette back into the cigarette box, "Brother. To be honest, we men are tired when we live..."
"Long live your understanding..." Zheng Dongfang sighed, "If a man is not tired, then the family will not be able to get rid of the blame..."
"What are you doing?" The middle-aged princess rushed to Zhang Dashui and twisted his ears, "Do you want to rebel?"
"I'll tell you..." Zhang Dashui grinned in pain. "Let go, otherwise I'll be polite to you..."
"I'm telling you to be polite..." The middle-aged princess glared, her eyes widening. "What do you want????" As she said that, she twisted Zhang Dashui's ear hand and turned it around hard.
"Oh oh oh..." Zhang Dashui screamed in pain, "Grandma, I know I was wrong, so I quickly let go, it fell off..."
"I..." Zheng Dongfang was stunned at that time, and cold sweat suddenly appeared on his back.
"Husband..." Aunt Zheng came to Zheng Dongfang at some point and looked at him with a charming smile. By the way, Aunt Zheng is not a beauty, but she is not ugly. She can only say that she is very attractive and looks better and better the more she looks. When she smiled, she hooked Zheng Dongfang's soul away.
"Madam..." Zheng Dongfang felt his bones sore, and the children in his arms almost fell to the ground.
"Oh, hey..." Zheng came to the other side of Zheng Dongfang and took the child over, "This little baby is so cute..." As he said that, he threw it at Bian Lanlan.
"This is not her own grandson, she just doesn't care..." Bian Lanlan quickly caught the child, glared at Zheng, and said unhappy.
"Senior Brother..." Zheng ignored Bian Lanlan at all, but lay on the other side of Zheng Dongfang and glared at Zheng Dongfang.
"Junior sister..." Zheng Dongfang only felt his heart pounding. Over the years, the junior sister had never cast a charming look with him. It was really exciting to come this time.
"Look at others, look at you again..." Zhang Dashui suddenly started to wail, "You are not as good-looking as others, and you are not as gentle as others. You always think that the apricot is out of the way, so you crawl to Secretary Qin's house. I, Zhang Dashui, got blind and married such a yellow-faced woman..."
"I, I..." The middle-aged princess didn't take her husband's first two accusations seriously, but the last one was a little guilty. Since Qin Jianguo saved her life, her heart has been all about Qin Jianguo, and she has been thinking about how to make a fuss all day long. Over the past ten years, this idea has not only not weakened, but has become stronger and stronger.
"Ao..." Just when the middle-aged princess was guilty and didn't know what to say, Zheng Dongfang's screams resounded throughout the earth.
Aunt Zheng and Zheng grabbed his ears from the left and right, then twisted them hard, and subdued him at that time.
"I'm not a biological grandson, I love him too..." Zheng glanced at Bian Lanlan and said with a sneer.
"I believe it..." Bian Lanlan nodded subconsciously. This plate was too easy to turn, right? It's simply unimaginable. Two women who were like little quail just now became eagles in the blink of an eye. It was as easy to repair people as catching rabbits.
"I'll tell you, let me go quickly..." Zheng Dongfang screamed, grabbed the wrists of the two women with both hands, "I won't let go. I'm so angry..."
"What did you say?" Aunt Zheng smiled grimly, and her little hands turned hard, "You say it again..."
"Be gentle, twist your ears off..." Zheng glared at Aunt Zheng and said with some distress.
"He is a god on the land and can grow even if it falls..." Aunt Zheng said with a sneer.
"Yes..." Zheng's eyes lit up. "Then why are we polite?" As he said that, he twisted his wrist hard and turned it twice.
"Oh yo yo yo ..." Zheng Dongfang started to wail, "Two aunts, I know I'm wrong. Please spare me. I will never hit you again..."
"Don't you all admit your mistakes and promise..." Aunt Zheng hesitated a little. After all, she was her real husband, and I felt very distressed to see him in such a miserable appearance.
"What are you going to do?" Zheng rolled his eyes, "I promise it doesn't work. I have to swear to let my aunt witness it, otherwise I will feel insecure..."
"I swear to my aunt..." Zheng Dongfang immediately began to swear.
"It's Aunt Qin. If you just swear to your aunt, if you violate your oath in the future, you will be dead, and the aunts all over the world will deal with you..." Zheng said with a cold smile.
"I swear..." Zheng Dongfang was sweating on his forehead. He wanted to take a shortcut, but who knew he almost cheated himself. "I swear to Aunt Qin. I will never hit you again. If I violate the oath, I will let my aunt repair me to death..."
"There are no abuses allowed..." Zheng said quickly.
"Don't abuse or abuse..." Zheng Dongfang was almost crying. This is too bullying. Abuse?? What is abuse?? Are you just the final say?
"That's fine..." Zheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief and let go of his ears. "If you swear to God, I will definitely make you swear that you are not allowed to abuse us in various ways, but if you swear to your aunt, you don't have to be so serious. People who pick words with aunt generally won't end up..."
"So, let's turn over and become masters?" Aunt Zheng felt unreal and let go of her husband's ears. "Why can't I believe it so much?"
"Don't worry..." Zheng gently patted Aunt Zheng on the shoulder, "In the future, no one dares to hit us, and no one dares to abuse us. Whether it is mental or physical, there will be no more..."
"Xiao Dongzi..." Aunt Zheng looked at her husband, "My aunt wants to take a shower, so hurry up and prepare a swimsuit for her aunt..."
"Little Fangzi..." Zheng smiled coldly, "Don't forget my aunt's swimsuit, otherwise you would be mentally abused me..."
"Yes, yes..." Zheng Dongfang flipped his hand and two sets of swimsuits appeared in his hand, "One person, one..."
"Hmph..." Aunt Zheng snatched a swimsuit and glanced at Zheng provocatively, "I will make you feel ashamed..." As she said that, she got into the cabin and changed into a swimsuit.
To be continued...