Chapter nine hundred and eighty seventh false alarm
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"I'm talking about life and death. It's about fighting with aliens, not someone who will be beaten to death when borrowing a computer..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said angrily.
"Then I have nothing to do..." Zhao Chuanxi smiled faintly and said helplessly.
"You are really my good disciple of your master..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi sighed, "Chuanxi, Master believes that it is actually more appropriate to leave this task to you. After all, you are the child's uncle. If the people in Daode Villa know that the child is with you, they will not have excessive reactions..."
"Feng Jie'er knows it, and she won't have any extreme reaction. She will make me wear clothes for the child when it's cold and fan the child when it's hot. Don't forget to eat for the child in the morning, noon and evening..." Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes and said.
"Let's not tell her. If you bring the child to the fantasy world, we will say that the child is in our hands. In this way, wouldn't it fool Feng Jie'er??" said Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.
"Your idea is not bad at all..." Zhao Chuanxi shook his head slightly, "It's just smelly, it's not smelly. You just believe it if you say she's there? What if she contacts the child's grandparents??"
"What do you think of?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi was angry, "Even when Aunt Qin was alive, it was not as difficult as you..."
"You can just leave this matter to my brother..." Zhao Chuanxi smiled faintly, "It seems like I'm holding an old nest or something, my brother is the best..."
"Your brother is a fool now, okay?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "I would be grateful if he didn't lose himself..."
"Do you really think my brother will lose himself?" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, "Master, your heart is not pure..."
"I..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's old face turned red at that time. Thinking about it, Nie Canglong had a space gate and could not throw it away anywhere he ran.
"Master..." Zhao Chuanxi shook his head slightly, "If you are for all mankind, then I tell you that we are still masters and apprentices. If you are for the highest authority of the biological company, then I tell you that our fate as masters and apprentices will last until today..." As he said that, his figure flashed and his whole body disappeared without a trace.
"What if there are both?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi roared.
"Everyone is also the second..." The middle-aged beautiful woman following Zhao Chuanxi flashed and disappeared without a trace.
"Senior brother, senior brother..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi sighed, "You did something wrong..."
"Is that right?" A white-haired old Taoist priest appeared next to Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi, "Junior brother, do you think you did something wrong for your brother?"
"You did something wrong..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked at the old Taoist priest and couldn't help but sigh. "We Wudang Mountain is a place outside, so we shouldn't be involved in these worldly affairs..."
"You are wrong..." The old Taoist priest shook his head slightly, "How can he be born if he doesn't enter the world?? The influence of biological companies on the entire human race is too great, and they must curb their sharpness. This is the way to development. Otherwise, it will not be a good thing for humans and biological companies..."
"Senior Brother..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked at the old Taoist priest, "You are wrong. Your pattern is too low. Your eyes can only see the entire earth, but you can't see the starry sky outside the earth..."
"Maybe..." the old Taoist priest sighed. "Maybe I was wrong, but I still stick to my point of view. Human beings cannot be destroyed in the hands of their own people..."
"What you mean is that humans cannot be destroyed in the hands of their own people, but they can be destroyed in the hands of aliens?? Senior brother, you are admiring foreign countries and fascinating..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes and said.
"Junior brother, you are smart, I can't tell you..." The old Taoist priest shook his head slightly, "I'll contact my fellow workers. You can provide the whereabouts of two little ones..."
"You really want to kidnap?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi was stunned, "Senior Brother, doing this is a bit despicable..."
"For the sake of the earth and humans, just let's do it..." The old Taoist priest sighed, "I can't say that I am going to accept two disciples of great origin..." As he said that, his figure flashed and his whole body disappeared without a trace.
"Wudangshan is going to kidnap Nie Canglong's children, please be careful..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi put his hands on his lips and roared loudly. In an instant, the wind and clouds were thundering, and at least half of the people on the earth heard it.
"Junior brother, you are naughty..." The old Taoist priest who had just left appeared again in front of Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi, with his face as dark as the bottom of the pot.
"I have been in Wudang Mountain for hundreds of years and have never done kidnapping. Senior brother, for the sake of my reputation for Wudang Mountain for hundreds of years, I will never let you succeed. If you really want to do it, please resign from the position of the master of the temple..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said proudly.
"Who is going to kidnap?" Sister Bai appeared beside the two old Taoists holding two little babies, her face as dark as the bottom of the pot, and put the child on the ground, "It's here, take it away..."
"Just kidding..." The moment the old Taoist priest saw Sister Bai, his hair stood up all over his body, "I'm kidding. I'm not trying to kidnap them, I want to accept them as disciples and pass on my mantle. Don't you think that they are both very qualified and are rare cultivation geniuses in hundreds of years?"
"Haha..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled and didn't say much. The senior brother's performance made him feel as sweet as drinking honey. You are today? It makes you hypocritical. I see if you can fool this aunt today.
"Don't worry..." Nie Xiaolong glanced at Sister Bai, "Aunt Bai, my eldest mother has already given insurance to me and my sister. Once my sister and I are kidnapped, the Taoist biological intelligence brain will self-destruct. At that time, my sister and I will be teleported to the Gushi No. 3 Star. People from Daode Villa will receive a text message to ask them to leave the earth within three days..."
"Why??" Sister Bai frowned and asked.
"Because the entire earth will explode, everyone on the earth will die..." Nie Xiaolong said naturally.
"Hiss..." Sister Bai immediately took a breath, "What are you saying true?"
"Of course it's true..." Nie Xiaolong nodded and said.
"Didi..." An electronic sound sounded on the earth, and the sound seemed to be coming from inside the earth. "The heir was kidnapped, the self-destruction program was started, and the countdown began..."
A white light flashed on Nie Xiaolong and Nie Xiaofeng, and the two disappeared without a trace.
"This is this..." The old Taoist priest was frightened at that time. His hands and feet were cold, and his whole body was filled with cold air from the inside to the outside. "When did I kidnap?"
"Don't worry..." Sister Bai smiled coldly, "Is it not countdown? There are three days..." As she said that, her figure flashed and her whole body disappeared without a trace.
"Senior Brother, you are a sinner for the ages..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head slightly. "Fortunately, my apprentice has a planet, so I have to please my apprentice. In the past half a day, I have to immigrate..." As he said that, his figure flashed and his whole person disappeared without a trace.
"I am a sinner..." The old Taoist priest sat on the ground and started crying loudly at the top of his throat.
Just as the old Taoist priest was crying, there was no chaos in the entire earth. In fact, not everyone could hear the electronic sounds inside the earth. First of all, there must be a receiver, which is a biological computer dedicated to Daode Villa. As for those biological computers of ordinary people, they do not have that high authority at all.
"It's not that I can't stop..." Gu Yichu's figure came out of the darkness. He supported Haoqi Village. The moment the old Taoist priest appeared, he had already noticed it. In fact, he didn't expect that these old guys would be so crazy. He even dared to do kidnapping. What he didn't expect was that his sister-in-law was even more crazy. As long as two little guys were kidnapped, the entire earth would be buried with him. Who are these people?
"What are you going to do?" The old Taoist priest glanced at Gu Yichu and said with tears in his eyes.
"Sacrifice to the heavens. Let God know that we have not kidnapped those two children..." Gu Yichu said lightly.
"Okay?" the old Taoist priest said pitifully.
"If you can do it, you have to try it. If you don't, it will definitely not..." Gu Yichu sighed and said.
"Then try it?" The old Taoist priest was unsure. He was frightened by Aunt Qin's big money. How could anyone do this without following the rules? He threatened the earth at all times, but after thinking about it carefully, Aunt Qin seemed to have passed away for many years, and it is said that his corpse was gone, so it seems understandable that others could do it.
"I'll go and prepare..." Gu Yichu sighed, turned around and walked down the mountain.
"The old Taoist is a sinner..." The old Taoist priest looked at Gu Yichu's back and tears flowed down, "The old Taoist is guilty, God, as long as you can extinguish your anger, you will even take the old Taoist's life, and the old Taoist is willing..."
Haoqi Village itself is relatively wealthy. It will be prepared for the sacrifice to heaven in one sentence, and it will be prepared in three or four hours.
The altar is originally available, and the prepared one is just three fruits. Although it is not as large as the emperor's sacrifice to heaven, the sacrifices are more valuable. Three bloody dragon heads are placed on the altar in turn, which can be seen as high-end, elegant and up-to-date. Various fruits are also immortal fruits cultivated over the years. Eating one is refreshing and eating it regularly can directly become a land god.
Gu Yichu was wearing a solemn dress and looked like an ancient scholar. He knelt gently in front of the altar, his eyes closed slightly, and he silently recited his prayers.
Behind him, Zhu Yifeng and other backbones of Haoqi Village were also kneeling on the ground, not daring to say anything.
"God has eyes..." Gu Yichu finished reciting his prayer and slowly opened his eyes. "Today's things are all misunderstandings. Nie Xiaolong and Nie Xiaofeng's brothers and sisters were not kidnapped. Please rest assured that the wrath of the thunder temporarily... "
"Hu..." A gust of wind blew, and the sacrifices on the altar disappeared in an instant, but a line of big words appeared on the altar.
"This is a lesson for you and a lesson for me. The dragon and phoenix brothers must not have any problems. Otherwise, I can't get it, and you can't get it. Even if this matter is over, I can't even stop it next time..." Zhu Yifeng secretly raised his head and looked at the lines of big words, and was stunned. Why is God speaking like a hooligan?
"This matter has just passed..." Gu Yichu looked at the lines of big words in front of him and couldn't help but sigh, "No one is allowed to make the idea of the Dragon and Phoenix brothers in the future, have you heard it?"
"Yes..." Everyone agreed. In fact, everyone was shocked. Who would have thought of being good at it? He actually had an earth crisis. Who would have provoked this move?
"Brother..." Zhu Yifeng gently poked the brother in the ass, "God seems to be quite helpless in this matter..."
"Don't poke my ass..." Gu Yichu turned his head, glared at Zhu Yifeng, and roared in a low voice.
"I said God seems to be quite helpless..." Zhu Yifeng smiled awkwardly and said.
"Of course he is helpless, it's okay. Who wants to die?" Gu Yichu took a deep breath, "My sister-in-law, is such a cruel method. This is a kidnapped all human beings..."
"If you can tie up a child, you can do such a despicable thing. No wonder my sister-in-law did it because of her ruthless tricks..." Zhu Yifeng didn't feel that. In fact, his enlightenment was absolutely impossible to compare with Gu Yichu. What kind of human safety is that as long as the people he cares about live well, he will not bother with others' lives. I am not your father, nor your nanny. What does it have to do with me if you are alive or alive?
"That's my sister-in-law..." Gu Yichu rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"You are my brother, your sister-in-law, isn't it my sister-in-law?" Zhu Yifeng said naturally.
"It's okay, pack up the altar. Go home and go to sleep..." Gu Yichu got up, turned around and left with his hands behind his back.
"God has finished his meal, clean up the plates and bowls, and go home to sleep..." Zhu Yifeng got up, waved to everyone, and said.
"Brother Zhu..." A young man in his eighteenth century walked to Zhu Yifeng. "The procedure for offering sacrifices to heaven seems to be wrong. What about the ending?? It's too simple, right? Are you not afraid of God blaming it??"
"What's the blame?" Zhu Yifeng rolled his eyes, "God, don't you hide where to wipe your cold sweat now. How can you care about this?"
"You said, if the earth is really destroyed, can we land gods survive?" the young man patted his chest and said.
"Of course we can live..." Zhu Yifeng curled his lips, "We are land gods and can already cross the void. We can find a planet at that time, and directly take over the body, transforming the planet into an environment suitable for human survival. It will be no problem for the entire human being to move it over..."
"So that's how it is?" The young man breathed a sigh of relief, "It scared me to death..."
Everyone quickly cleaned up the altar, and a storm ended quietly, coming and going quickly. The people on earth did not realize that they had been wandering around in front of the gates of hell.
"I said, this matter is really gone?" Qin Jianguo knew that there was a crisis on the earth, and he was so anxious that he was in a room. Seeing Sister Bai and the others packing things calmly, he felt like a cat's claws were scratching in his heart, "Are you just watching the earth destruction?"
"Otherwise?" Sister Bai sighed, "I told you that we do not have enough authority. This is set by your baby daughter. No one can change it except her..."
"This girl movie, when she lives, see how I deal with her..." Qin Jianguo jumped anxiously, "Then hurry up and collect everyone, put away everyone to the aliens. I know, there are so many spaceships that you can do, and it's okay to install everyone on the entire earth..."
"My father-in-law..." Gu Yichu came over, "The matter has been resolved. I discussed with God. This is a misunderstanding. Just say it..."
"You mean..." Qin Jianguo was overjoyed and jumped three feet high, "The earth is fine?"
"Of course..." Gu Yichu nodded, "The earth doesn't want to be destroyed. As long as there is no kidnapping incident again, such things will not happen again..."
"Huh..." Qin Jianguo breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, this is good, what about the culprit? Hurry up and arrest me, I will keep him for a thousand years..."
"I'll catch him now..." Gu Yichu was also angry with the old Taoist priest. A person of such an old age is so useless and can even do the kidnapping of children. Can you be more shameless?
"Xiaobai, what else are you cleaning up?" Qin Jianguo watched his son-in-law leave and turned his face. Seeing that Sister Bai and the others were still packing things, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, "The earth is fine, there is no need to clean up..."
"We packed things, not to go to alien shelter, but to move. We will live in Daode Villa in the future. We packed everything and moved it over..." Yuan Siyu put down the things in her hand, stretched and said.
"You are going to Daode Villa?" Qin Jianguo looked at Yuan Siyu in surprise, and then looked at Sister Bai, "Isn't Canglong there, wherever you are?"
"Canglong also goes to Daode Villa..." Sister Bai took a deep breath, "Not only him, but you, you also want to go to Daode Villa. If you want me to say, don't want these ragged things, it won't take much time, so I'll throw them away..."
"How can that be done?" Wang Shu glared at Sister Bai, "This is a witness to my love with Lao Qin, and it has important memorial significance for us..."
"If you want me to tell me, just put it away..." Yuan Siyu was also quite impatient. It was a waste of time to clean up some of the pieces.
"It will break when it is received, and it will rot when it is received. If it is like that, I might as well throw it away..." Wang Shu rolled his eyes and said.
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