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Chapter 780: Playing monkeys(1/2)

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"Yang Ming?" Sister Bai blinked, "This Yang Ming is the great elder of Jedi on our earth?"

"That's right..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi nodded, "It's him..."

"This name is not very good..." Sister Bai curled her lips, "Compared with Canglong's name, this momentum is far worse..."

"The name is just a code name. On an alien planet, when it comes to Canglong's name, people don't know what he does, but when it comes to Yang Ming's name, it's different..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips and said.

"Do you dare to say this in front of Canglong?" Yuan Siyu rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"What did I say in front of him?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi gave Yuan Siyu a blank look. "Canglong is the director of the Universe Security Bureau. He will definitely shock the starry sky in the future, but now, he is far from Yang Ming..."

"Old Taoist..." Wang Xueying was not happy. The old bull looked down on his master. This was really outrageous. "Can you stop being so obscene? Are you riding a crane like an ostrich??"

"This crane is from the old Taoist. He can ride whatever he wants..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi suddenly became angry and embarrassed.

"Oh..." Zhou Yunshu curled his lips, "Why are you... I said to Taoist priest, are you a little bottom line? It's actually wrong to even bird creatures..."

"Disgusting..." Bai Susu was listening behind the wooden house door, but at this moment he poked his head out and looked at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi with disgust. The old bull dared to say that his master was not as good as Yang Ming. This was really outrageous. If it weren't for his age and his master's master, he would have to beat him up.

"It's so disgusting..." Nie Xiaoqian bent down and vomited, "How could there be such a disgusting person in this world? God, how could you let such a disgusting creature crawl on you? Are you a little ecstatic??"

"..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was so angry that he smoked his orifices. "You two dare to say that you are a bug and a bug, aren't you still like the one with the surname Nie? If you disgusted it, you should stay away from the one with the surname Nie..."

When Bai Susu and Nie Xiaoqian heard Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's words, they didn't dare to say anything at that time. Thinking about it, they were not humans. If they were really as the old Taoist Master said, what insects were like, wouldn't they be more disgusting than birds?

"We are the only one named Nie here?" Nie Canglong came out of the wooden house, "What is Taoist priest targeting me?"

"I didn't target you..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi started to sweat coldly on his forehead, "What am I targeting you? I just said the surname Nie. You probably don't know yet? Among your medicine testers, there are those with the surname Nie..."

"Oh..." Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "Su Su, Xiaoqian, what are you two and the medicine tester?"

"Master, I'm wronged..." Nie Xiaoqian ran to the master's side and cried with his arms in his arms, "I'm wronged, the old bull sneered at the nose and mouth..."

"Old bull's nose. You're finished..." Bai Susu gritted her teeth and looked at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, with fierce light shining in her beautiful eyes.

"I'm wronged..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi burst into tears, "I'm so old, what's wrong with you letting me do? Why are you bullying people like this? I'm not alive anymore, please give me some fun..."

"Or forget it..." Sister Bai felt a little embarrassed when she saw Taoist Principal Yun Zhongzi was so old, "The Taoist Principal is so old. There are not many days to live, so let's just forget about this..."

"That's it..." Yuan Siyu nodded vigorously, "After all, it's Chuanxi's master, it's not good to make a fuss..."

"I think I should give the Taoist priest a little lesson..." Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, "Isn't Chuanxi a glass? Just let Chuanxi perform a good show with his master, this should still be OK..."

"The surname of Zheng, a soldier can be killed but not humiliated. The old Taoist fights with you today..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's old face turned red at that time, and his figure flashed, like a big bird, pounced towards Zheng Dongfang.

"Hey..." Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "Do you think I'm afraid of you? I tell you, I'm one step away from being a land god now. Fixing someone like you is like playing..." As he said that, he touched his waist and pulled out his sword, stabbing Master Yun Zhongzi with a despicable look on his face.

"Do you think you have the light?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glared, his wrist flipped, and a long sword appeared in his hand, stabbing towards Zheng Dongfang.

So, the two of them started fighting, fighting back and forth, and the fight was extremely lively.

"Tsk tsk, it looks better than computer special effects..." Zhou Yunshu couldn't help but sigh as he watched the two fight.

"I'll try this..." Sister Bai was not interested in the fight between the two, but bent down and picked up various biochemical items on the ground, one by one, recognizing her master with blood, having a lot of fun.

"What are you doing?" Wang Xueying looked at Sister Bai and said in surprise.

"Storage space..." Sister Bai touched the crystal watch on her wrist, "Tsk tsk, this storage space is quite large, almost as big as a city. It is really a must-have artifact for killing and setting fires at home..."

"Storage space?" Wang Xueying's eyes lit up, and then she caught a lot of pocket-sized wolf cubs, and she dripped blood to recognize her master one by one.

"I said, are you so greedy?? Your wrist is full of wrist guards, okay?" Zhou Yunshu saw that his senior sister had made so many biological computers to recognize her, and immediately became jealous, and gathered a lot of them, and then he dripped blood to recognize her.

"This is no problem..." Nie Canglong shook his head, "Anyway, we made these biological computers ourselves, you can get as much as you want..."

"Master, you are so bright..." Wang Xueying raised her thumbs up at Master, "I plan to open a website, which is just right to use this kind of biological computer as a server..."

"This is absolutely fine..." Nie Canglong nodded, "The storage space of biological computers is unlimited, and you can save as much information as you have..."

"Is that right?" Wang Xueying's eyes lit up at the time. "If that's the case, I can do everything with just one computer??"

"It's almost..." Nie Canglong nodded. "But I still recommend you get a few more. Although the service life of a biological computer is as long as yours, it's not guaranteed to get hurt one day when the fight is going to happen. It's very necessary to get a few more spares..."

"Then I'll take a few more..." Wang Xueying was happy at that time.

"I'll take a few more..." Zhou Yunshu laughed, then got a lot of pocket-sized wolf cubs and began to recognize his master with blood.

"I said, how old are you? Can you rely on some tricks?" Zhang Wenge looked at the two men who were fighting fiercely and couldn't help but sigh, "Are you guys killing each other??"

"Old Zhang. Come with me quickly. Let's repair this old bull's nose together..." Zheng Dongfang couldn't take over Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi for a while, so he began to call for foreign aid. Zhang Wenge is a land god. With him taking action, Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi will be dead.

"Hmph..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi sneered, "Do you think Xiao Zhang is your tyrant?? You, a mortal, can command the great gods?"

"Cough cough..." Zhang Wenge coughed twice, "You two, can you pause? They are all brothers eating in the same pot, and such a fight is a joke..."

"Hey..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was unhappy and forced Zheng Dongfang back, then pointed at Zhang Wenge, "You are brothers and I, then what you mean is that you are a generation older than my apprentice??Aren't you taking advantage of my apprentice??"

"Look at you..." Zhang Wenge gave Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi a blank look, "Your apprentice is not old enough to call me a master? Not only your apprentice, does Canglong also call me that?? Aren't we the same generation??"

"This is not right..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi showed a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth. "Xiaojun's grandfather and I are from the same generation. If you do this, that's..."

"I'll tell you..." Zhang Wenge's expression changed at that time, "I'm just a persuasion. If you don't listen to the advice, you can continue to beat him..." As he said that, he ran away and disappeared. When it comes to Qin Xiaojun, it would be better for him to shrink his head, otherwise, if he is not careful, he will be in trouble.

"Old bull's nose, let's continue to fight..." Zheng Dongfang held the sword and flew towards Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.

"I'm afraid of you?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glared at his eyes and his hands were not vague. The two of them immediately started fighting again.

"This matter is a mess..." Wang Xueying sighed, "What are you talking about these two mortals fighting?"

"That's right, just like a street performer..." Zhou Yunshu curled his lips, "It's boring..."

"Or..." Sister Bai's eyes glanced, "You two pulled them apart..."

"I'm not..." Zhou Yunshu smiled coldly, "Just think of watching a monkey playing..."

"That's wrong. You just said that you were a street performer, why did you become a monkey-playing person now?" Wang Xueying curled her lips and said.

"Aren't the monkey-playing people just performing on the street?" Zhou Yunshu gave Wang Xueying a blank look and said angrily.

"Fuck, the ones who sell art on the street are martial arts, which are considered sports. The ones who play monkeys are literature and art. Do you understand literature and art??" Wang Xueying rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"There is no distinction between culture and sports, just look at it..." Yuan Siyu glared at the two of them and said angrily.

"Then who is the monkey and who is the monkey-playing guy??" Nie Xiaoqian blinked and said.

"Look at what you said..." Zhou Yunshu rolled his eyes, "Look at which of them looks like monkeys, who is the monkey..."

"These two people look like monkeys..." Nie Xiaoqian blinked her eyes, "One big horse monkey, the other one looks like a golden monkey..."

As soon as Nie Xiaoqian said this, the two people who were fighting stopped at that time, staring at Nie Xiaoqian with their eyes fixed on him. The angry flames seemed to be about to spurt out of their pupils, burning the hateful woman to ashes.

"Don't say it..." Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "The Taoist priest is indeed like a big horse monkey. Mr. Zheng has a pretty face. It's good to say he is a golden monkey..."

"You love her enough..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips in disappointment and then took his eyes back.

"This feels like a backer, he is just different..." Zheng Dongfang sighed. "When did I have such a backer?"

"Wait until you become a woman in your next life..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glanced at Zheng Dongfang, smiled coldly, and said.

"I think you want to become a woman..." Zheng Dongfang glanced at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, "Tao Master, your demeanor is almost the same as a woman..."

"The surname of Zheng, you look down on women..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glared, "Don't you know? Aunt Qin is just a woman..."

"Aunt Qin is naturally a woman, but she is a woman among women and a hero among women. It's completely different from ordinary women..." Zheng Dongfang was of course picking up good things, at least he had to pick Aunt Qin out. Otherwise, if he didn't pay attention, he would be in trouble.

"Then you just want to be the best little Shouer?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and looked up and down with pretending to look at Zheng Dongfang, "Not bad, you, the golden monkey, have the potential to be a little Shouer..."

"You big horse monkey, you can't be a little suer..." Zheng Dongfang sneered, "Look at your look, among the horse monkeys, you look the most like a human, among the humans, you look the most like a horse monkey..."

"You golden monkey is so good..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi's face turned red with anger. "Look at how you look, like that, I can't even say anything..."

"Why can't you say it? You said..." Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly. A cold light flashed in his eyes and said.

"Hmph..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled coldly, "Your face and butt are falling. This is also a protective animal in the golden monkey..."

"You..." Zheng Dongfang's face turned red at that time, blood-red, and his eyes were full of blood.

"Look, look at it. The monkey's butt is red, right?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi pointed at Zheng Dongfang's face and laughed arrogantly.

"These two are finished, they are shameless..." Sister Bai sighed and said.

"It's simply insulting audio-visual..." Yuan Siyu glared, "I can't stand it anymore, why don't everyone beat me..."

"What are you fighting?" Sister Bai sneered, "Call Xiaojun out and let Xiaojun deal with them..."

"Dongfang, what are you doing?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi changed his expression when he heard the conversation between the two women, and he looked righteous and honest.

"Immortal Chief..." Zheng Dongfang's face also changed. His expression was completely a professor who came out of the higher education institution. "I didn't do anything. I just had some interest in astronomy and geography. I don't know what you think?"

"This astronomy is stargazing, and geography is geometry. In fact, it is quite simple to enter the door..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi stroked his beard that was already short to a certain limit, and the old god said.

"Please give me advice..." Zheng Dongfang bowed to the ground, not to mention the respect and politeness, he was simply a master of etiquette.

"You're welcome..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi waved his hand with a very graceful look, "Just discuss together..."

So the two of them got together and started discussing in a pretentious manner.

"If you want to talk about who is the most shameless in this world..." Yuan Siyu sighed, "I can only say that these two people tied for the first place..."

"Hmph..." Sister Bai sneered, "If you want to talk about who is the most vicious in this world, Qin Xiaojun deserves it. Look, what kind of ghosts and monsters, you will tremble when you hear her name..."

"I said, can you stop provoking it?" A black thread appeared on Nie Canglong's forehead, "If Xiaojun hears it, she should fix you..."
To be continued...
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