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Five hundred and ninetieth eight chapters smell

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"Oh?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, "Has the true qi changed? Why don't we find a place to practice well after we finish our meal?"

"Okay..." Sister Bai gritted her teeth and looked at the old Taoist priest, "I hope you will still be so tough at that time..."

"I said..." Zhao Chuanxi threw the biochip to his sister-in-law, "We are having a meal. When the rules were too high, we were very particular about not talking about food or sleep. What kind of grudges do we have? Can we solve the problem after the meal??"

"That's right, right..." Zheng Dongfang nodded repeatedly, "Xiaojun is now studying biochips. If you disturb her, it will make everyone look unstable..." Not only is it not enough to annoy Qin Xiaojun, but it will have to pay a heavy price.

"There is nothing to study about this biochip, it is mainly energy supply..." The girl threw the little meat ball in her hand, "The higher the purity of the energy supplied, the higher the chance of evolution..." As she said that, she threw the little meat ball to Zheng Dongfang.

"Is that right?" Zheng Dongfang caught the little meat ball and held it in his hand and played with it. "But the research level of this scientific research institution is really high enough. It can even be studied. But how to use it is a problem..."

"Used on the computer..." Qin Xiaojun picked up the chopsticks, picked out the fish's eyes, put them in his mouth and chewed them slowly. "This small lump of meat can release bioelectricity. Once connected to the computer, it will start the computer. However, the computer's components are relatively fine. Even bioelectricity may not last long. But I guess it should be fine if you use it for half a month..."

"You mean..." Zheng Dongfang's eyes lit up. "They are studying this thing, just to let this replace the CPU??"

"This little meat dumpling is originally a central processing unit. If it is installed on a computer, it can run for half a month and the running speed will be as good as any known supercomputer in the world. But the end of the world is coming, and this thing is not very useful..." The girl curled her lips and said.

"You said, this thing absorbs energy..." A glimmer flashed in Nie Canglong's eyes, "How about I make a formation and provide it with energy..."

"You can still make the spirit gathering array?" The girl's eyes lit up, "I didn't expect that. Do you have this ability?"

"Spirit Gathering Array?" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "This name is pretty good. I'm going to name it Qingxin Array, so it's called the Spirit Gathering Array from now on..."

"Fresh Array??Qingxin Array??" The girl's eyes were a little puzzled, "Is it the fresh air that is fresh or the pure heart that is pure and desireless??"

"The air is fresh and fresh. I have developed the original intention of this formation to eliminate foul air and keep the air fresh. In fact, the air is fresh and the spiritual energy is naturally sufficient. It is quite appropriate to call the Spirit Gathering Array..." Nie Canglong quickly explained.

"Well..." the girl nodded. "It sounds like an air conditioner..."

"Of course..." Nie Canglong nodded very seriously, "I just plan to use this formation as an air conditioner..."

"That's better to call the air conditioner array to commemorate the Gree air conditioner that makes us warm in winter and cool in summer. It's so pitiful. It's just a few years since we came out... I really died young..." The girl couldn't help but sigh and said.

"This..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but grin, "You said it is called an air conditioning array, then it is called an air conditioning array..."

"Sister-in-law, do you like this biochip? If you like it, I will give it to you..." Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his sister-in-law and said.

"Is this?" the girl raised her eyebrows, "I like it very much, but it's useless to come, and I can't support you. You should keep it yourself..."

"Isn't this just supplying it with energy?" Zhao Chuanxi was a little surprised, "You can't afford to raise it, and you won't let my brother raise it?"

"Your brother?" The girl couldn't help but glance at the man after hearing Zhao Chuanxi's words, "If he raised him, he would be raised to death in less than a day?"

"Uh..." Zhao Chuanxi glanced at the brother and couldn't help but smile embarrassedly, "That's right, my brother's true energy is too domineering, but don't you still have Xiaoqing? Xiaoqing sends some dragon energy to it, maybe she can evolve into a dragon..."

"If you talk about your brother's murderous aura, you have to say dragon energy..." The girl waved her hand, "This biochip is still an embryo and cannot stand the destruction. However, the gentle Taoist true energy is more suitable for it..."

"Hmph, humph, humph..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was amused at the time, "Advisor, if you hadn't been your apprentice for me, your biological chip would not be able to support you at all?"

"No, right..." Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his master, "My cultivation method is not what you taught..."

"Hey..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glared, "You unlucky disciple, you become a disciple of the master, and what you practice is naturally the master's martial arts..."

"My martial arts is the Qigong mental method my brother got from Zhengjia Village..." Zhao Chuanxi curled his lips and said.

"You don't understand it now, right?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes. "Zhengjiacun's Qigong mental method is like the Xiao Wuxianggong in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". It is the most basic mental method of cultivation. Do you know what it means? Since you have obtained my inheritance, your true qi will naturally be more inclined to our Taoist true qi..."

"I don't understand very much..." Zhao Chuanxi shook his head, "Why are you still coming out of martial arts?"

"I'm just making an example, do you understand?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "I mean, the mental method you practice is very plastic and can practice the kung fu of all sects, but once you practice, you can practice the kung fu of other sects... Although you can also practice, the effect is much worse..."

"Didn't you say it's like Xiao Wuxianggong?? Little Wuxianggong can imitate all martial arts..." Zhao Chuanxi curled his lips and said.

"You unlucky child. Am I going to give you an example?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glared at his unlucky disciple, "Do you understand it?" What I mean is that the true qi you cultivate is like Xiao Wuxianggong, and you didn't say it was Xiao Wuxianggong..."

"It's great..." Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, "I won't argue with you anymore. I'll just think that you didn't say anything just now?"

"You..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi glared at his eyes with anger, but for a moment, he really didn't know what to say.

"Master..." Zhao Chuanxi sighed, "With you, Master, I have been in trouble for eight lifetimes. If you say you can explain something, you can't explain it clearly. How do you teach and solve your doubts? You still have the face to accept disciples. I really... I don't know what to say..."

"Little bastard, are you trying to be angry with me?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's eyes turned red at that time, "Do you believe it or not to clear the portal for the master?"

"My brother is here. I really don't believe it..." Zhao Chuanxi shook his head, "You... aren't that bold..."

"Little bastard..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi almost burst into breath. "I must give you a painful lesson today, otherwise you won't know the way to be a teacher..."

"Okay, okay..." Zhao Chuanxi waved his hand, "I know you have great skills, and even my brother has to be at a disadvantage. Is this okay??"

"Husband, I really didn't expect that you are such a person. Are you talking to your master like this?? You really disappointed me..." Bai Suyun looked at Zhao Chuanxi with contempt and said disappointedly.

"I can't imagine, I can't imagine..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi burst into tears. "The apprentice I have worked hard to accept is actually a white-eyed wolf. It is not as good as a white snake spirit who has just transformed into a new form, so ashamed..."

"You don't understand..." Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his wife, "Our master has to be good at being cheap and just crawls. You must not give him a good look, otherwise he can climb onto your head and then soak up his shit..."

"Ah..." Bai Suyun was shocked at the time, and her little hand subconsciously covered her head, "Don't shit on my head..."

"I know I'm scared, right?" Zhao Chuanxi smiled smugly, "He has pulled it on my head several times..."

"Huh..." Bai Suyun immediately twisted her body away from her man as much as possible, "You are so disgusting. I said why do you always smell bad? It turns out... you remember, hurry up and take a shower later, otherwise, you don't want to touch me again..."

"What I just said about shit is an adjective..." Zhao Chuanxi's face turned dark at that time, "It's not that he really pulled it. If he really pulled it, I would use a stick to stuff it on him?"

"You didn't lie to me, are you?" Bai Suyun still felt a little disgusted, "Don't lie to me..."

"Why are I lying to you for nothing?" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, "Do I need this?"

"Then why is there a stinking smell on you?" Bai Suyun was still a little worried, "Where did your stinking smell come from?"

"Why didn't I hear it?" Zhao Chuanxi felt that he was about to die unjustly. Since his practice, he has had a strange smell?? Isn't this a joke?

"Anyway, there is, it's fishy and smelly, and it has a sense of astringency..." Bai Suyun pouted and said.

"Puchi..." Sister Bai couldn't help it at that time and laughed out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai and asked in confusion.

"Hehe..." Sister Bai tilted her body and muttered in Yuan Siyu's ear.

"Oh my god, my car is terrible..." Yuan Siyu immediately exclaimed, "But I'm so disgusting..."

"Why is it so terrible?" Sister Bai curled her lips, "You have never rented a house before? Can you guarantee that the house has not been rented to a couple before??"

"Can that be the same?" Yuan Siyu gave Sister Bai a blank look, "The rented house is not mine. After it expires, as long as the rent is not paid, the house will belong to the landlord. This car is mine. No matter when it reaches the time, it will be mine. Do you understand?"

"If you don't want it, you can give me the car. I haven't got a car yet..." Sister Bai rolled her eyes and said.

"I'll give you the car? I'll even smash it, I won't give it to you..." Yuan Siyu glanced at Sister Bai and said with a sneer.

"Why is your heart so dark? Your car is the first car Canglong made. Do you understand the first car? How memorable is it? You actually want to smash it. Are you worthy of Canglong's efforts?" Sister Bai said with dissatisfaction.

"It is precisely because it was Canglong's first car that I would rather smash it than give it to you..." Yuan Siyu said with a sneer.

"Is that the first car I made?" Nie Canglong blinked, "No, I remember the first car I made. It was a three-wheeled stroller I made when I was a child, and I gave it to my cousin..."

"Puchi..." Sister Bai laughed at the time, "It turns out it's the second car? What's the name of No. 1? Just call No. 2..."

"No..." Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "The first car I made was a three-wheeled stroller, and the second car was a small cart. Now my father still uses it to push feces..."

"Hahaha..." Sister Bai couldn't help laughing, "So this so-called No. 1 car is actually a mistress?? Hehe, it's so ridiculous..."

"That's even more wrong..." Nie Canglong shook his head, "The third car I made was a donkey cart I used electric welding. I don't know what else is going on. Anyway, there are usually donkeys in our hometown. I remember that when I was fifteen years old, my grandfather's original donkey cart was made of wood, and it took a long time. After another rain, the wood was rotten. It just so happened that I was obsessed with electric welding during that time, so I stole my father's money, bought some steel pipes, corner iron, etc., and welded a donkey cart for my grandfather. Don't say that, the iron is better than the wood one, not only strong, but also light. For this reason, I made my grandfather molest..."

"It turns out..." Sister Bai blinked her eyes, "Someone's car No. 1 can't even line up mistresses? I don't know if it can be lined up to the fourth place..."

"Nie Canglong, just say, what time can the car you made for me be??" Yuan Siyu looked at the man with gritted teeth and said viciously.

"Old Eighth?" Nie Canglong thought for a while and said with some uncertainty.

"Are you the eighth brother?" Yuan Siyu glared at the man, "You made it clear to me..."

"I really don't know if it's the eighth brother..." Nie Canglong shook his head, "I have liked to make things up since I was a child. Sometimes I did it myself, and sometimes I did it with my grandfather. Of course, my father has the same hobbies as me, so sometimes he will do it with him. Including those who cooperate with my grandfather and my father, there are not twenty cars that make, and there must be thirty ones..."

"Your family makes so many cars, is it for food?" Yuan Siyu said gritting her teeth.

"Of course not..." Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Who doesn't have a neighbor or something? Oh, the neighbor's house sees that the car you made is pretty good. Please help make one. What should you do? People have spoken out, and if you refuse directly, how sad it would be??"

"Do you have a big relationship with a few broken neighbors? Do you kiss them or love them?" Yuan Siyu's little face turned red and she said angrily.

"Look at you..." Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "This distant relative is not as good as a neighbor. My grandmother was poisoned by gas once, thanks to her help from her neighbor to take her to the hospital. Otherwise, my grandmother would have disappeared that time..."

"I..." Yuan Siyu didn't know what to say when she heard Nie Canglong's words. She seemed to be a little bit targeting her grandmother. She didn't care at all because she knew Nie Canglong wouldn't do anything about it. But if she broke Nie Canglong's family, it might really make him angry. In fact, it was not only her, but even Qin Xiaojun wouldn't joke about Nie Canglong's parents and family. At most, it would just take advantage of him.

"Canglong is right. This distant relative is indeed inferior to that of a close neighbor. In modern society, the awareness of prevention is too strong. Everyone has become a paranoid murderer. The relationship between people has gradually become distant. Even neighbors have a bit of a smell of being accused of being together and never interacting with each other..." Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but sigh and said.

"Our neighbors often come to our house..." Qin Xiaojun smiled proudly and said.

"Your family lives in the municipal party committee compound. Your father has the largest official position, so it is normal for neighbors to visit..." Nie Canglong glanced at the girl and said.

"I always praise me for being beautiful..." The girl pouted her mouth and looked at the man with dissatisfaction.

"As a flattery, the one who can visit your family must have reached a certain level. If you praise your father for being handsome and elegant, how exaggerated it would be? Leave a bad impression on the secretary. There will definitely be obstacles to the promotion in the future. Praise you just happen to be a good person. As long as you please, you will say to your father, that uncle is so good. If you have the chance to be promoted in the future, your father will be the first to think of him?" Nie Canglong curled his lips and said.

"Little Green Snake, what do you mean is that they praise me for being beautiful, and deliberately please me and ask me to say good things to them in front of my father?" The girl's little brows frowned, she glared at the man, and said angrily.
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