Chapter five hundred and eighty professional driver(1/2)
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"If you are a land god, do I have to bully you?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "If you are a land god, let alone 500 kilometers per hour, I won't stop you even if you drive a rocket..."
"Little Green Snake, how could you bully me like this?" The girl covered her face and started crying bitterly.
"I'm thinking about your safety. You have to understand and support..." Nie Canglong felt a little panicked when he saw the girl crying and said hurriedly.
"I don't understand, nor do I support..." the girl shook her body and said cryingly.
"How about this..." Nie Canglong didn't know anything. "I will install the car glass later and take you to experience the maximum speed of 500 kilometers per hour. If you still insist on it after the experience, I will adjust the device so that you can drive to 500 kilometers per hour. What do you think??"
"This is what you said..." The girl stopped crying at that time, "Don't go back on her word..."
"It's the puppy who goes back on his word..." Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"Hehehe, just do it..." The girl burst into tears and laughed.
"Okay, I'll go make glass now. This glass cannot be made of ordinary glass. If it is ordinary glass, at an extreme speed of 500 kilometers, it can break a big hole even if it hits a mosquito..." Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"Go quickly and go quickly..." the girl waved to the man excitedly and said.
"Just stop crying later..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, pushed open the car door and walked out.
"It's the puppy who cried..." The girl waved her small fist at the man and said fiercely.
"I hope you can speak later..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but sigh, his figure flashed, and disappeared from the spot.
"I look down on people..." The girl was immediately displeased, pouted and said angrily.
"How is this car? Is this good??" Seeing Nie Canglong leaving, Sister Bai couldn't help but run to the front of the car, lying on the car door, looking flatteringly at the girl in the driver's seat.
"Of course it's good..." The girl glanced at Sister Bai, "It's going to be stronger than anything like a ox cart..."
"Hehe..." Sister Bai laughed, "Sister Xiaojun, can you let me have a meeting?"
"Can you drive?" The girl's eyes turned and she glanced at Sister Bai contemptuously and said.
"Look at what you said, I even drove the tractor, let alone the car..." Sister Bai said with dissatisfaction.
"Tractor?" the girl raised her eyebrows, "You have really driven the tractor?"
"Why am I fooling you?" Sister Bai gave the girl a blank look. "A broken tractor can fly in my driving..."
"Don't believe it..." the girl shook her head, "If you can fly to the Internet, you won't have to cause trouble for you?"
"Sister means, I'm driving fast..." Sister Bai smiled embarrassedly and said.
"Oh..." The girl looked like she suddenly realized, "So that's it? I thought you were really flying into the sky with a tractor..."
"How is it?" Sister Bai looked at the girl flatteringly, "Let me try driving it. If you feel satisfied, let me be a full-time driver for you in the future..."
"Full-time driver?" The girl's eyes lit up, "This idea is very demanding, very demanding..."
"Do you want it?" Sister Bai was happy at the time, "Sister, driving skills are quite good. Do you understand it or not? It means good. If you have good driving skills, what does this mean? It means that my sister can drive the car..."
"Can you really drive the car up?" The girl's eyes narrowed, "Didn't you lie to me?"
"What am I lying to you? It's like drifting, I can do it even with a tractor..." Sister Bai said arrogantly.
"Okay..." The girl slapped her little hand on the steering wheel. "This is what you said. You will perform driving skills for me later. If I am satisfied, from now on, you will be my full-time driver. If I am not satisfied, you will...you will do whatever you want. I won't tell you for now. When you make me dissatisfied, you will know naturally..."
"You..." A cold sweat suddenly appeared on Sister Bai's back spine, "If you are dissatisfied, what will you do to me?"
"I can't say this..." The girl smiled faintly, "Maybe she would beat you up, maybe Canglong rape you, maybe she would give you some medicine and make you become a slut from now on..."
"This..." Sister Bai was confused at the time. After hearing the girl's punishment measures, she didn't know how to perform later. If she performed well, she might have missed the opportunity to have close contact with someone. If she performed poorly, she might be bullied by Qin Xiaojun. Should she perform well or should she deliberately perform poorly and fight for that possible opportunity?
"You have to think about it. I always keep my word..." The girl looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "If you don't satisfy me, just wait for Canglong to rape..."
"Don't worry, I will definitely perform well..." Sister Bai gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and made up her mind. Based on her understanding of Qin Xiaojun, she would never let her men have sex with other women. As for Bai Susu, she was a snake spirit, not a human being.
"Or, come in first?" The girl moved to the passenger seat and gave up the driver's seat to Sister Bai.
"Okay..." Sister Bai was not polite, so she opened the car door and sat in the driver's seat.
"Sister Bai has refined his energy and turned into a god..." The girl looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "It should be possible to use a thousand-pound pendant?"
"This is not simple?" Sister Bai curled her lips, "Sister can use a thousand pound pendant to smash a well thirty meters deep..."
"Awesome..." The girl was amused on her little face, "Sister Bai, you are so awesome. I admire you a little now..."
"There are so many people who admire me..." Sister Bai suddenly became a little fluttered when she heard the girl say this.
"Tell me this..." The girl's face turned right, "The designer of this car is quite dark, so it is specially designed for those big fat men. The heavier the driver, the faster the car will be..."
"Huh?" Sister Bai exclaimed in surprise, "So that's the case? No wonder you would say Qianjin Piaoer. I just don't know if I would crush the car with Qianjin Piaoer..."
"Don't worry, according to a shameless bastard, the load-bearing capacity of this car is at least 100,000 tons..." The girl said, gritting her teeth.
"Oh my god..." Sister Bai jumped up in fear at that time. Her head hit the roof of the car and almost broke the car. "100,000 tons?? What a joke? Even aviation materials, such a big thing can't bear a weight of 100,000 tons..."
"How is it impossible?" The girl rolled her eyes, "When a bastard designed a car, he used a solidification array. Do you know what a solidification array is? It is a formation that can make soft matter hard..."
"Huh?" Sister Bai rubbed her forehead, turned her head, and glanced at the girl in surprise, "It seems that Viagra will have no market in China in the future..."
"I said you are lustful?" The girl's face turned red. She glanced at Sister Bai in anger, "Can you be a little more normal? I thank you..."
"Okay..." Sister Bai nodded with a smile, "We won't talk nonsense, talk about serious things, talk about serious things..."
"Hmph..." The girl snorted, "I told you just now that the heavier the driver, the faster the speed. If you want to drive to the limit, you need to put a hundred thousand tons of pressure on the car..."
"Sister doesn't have the ability..." Sister Bai was so scared that she pushed open the car door, turned around and ran outside.
"Ahhhh..." The girl quickly grabbed her, "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in a hurry?"
"Can I not be in a hurry?" Sister Bai struggled desperately, trying to break free from the girl's pull. "My sister's pendant can reach at most 1,200 tons. If there are more, it's time to fall out..."
"Enough is enough..." The girl held Sister Bai tightly and refused to let go.
"What do you mean?" Sister Bai stopped struggling after hearing what the girl said, "I will tell you. I can't drive the limit speed..."
"You've finished listening to me..." The girl let go of Sister Bai when she saw that she stopped running, "I haven't finished talking yet. Why did you say you ran away? It seems that you are so impetuous??"
"Okay, okay, you say, I'll tell you in advance anyway, if it's 100,000 tons or something, I'll definitely have no chance..." Sister Bai said quickly.
"In the driver's seat, a bastard designer designed a small device. What do you think?? You should understand the leverage?" The girl glanced at Sister Bai and said.
"Can sister not understand?" Sister Bai rolled her eyes.
"That's good..." the girl nodded, "According to a bastard, the driver's seat is the node of the entire vehicle, so its load-bearing capacity is only 1,000 tons. The pressure of this thousand tons, through the small device, can just apply a hundred thousand tons of pressure to the entire vehicle..."
"If it's one thousand tons, there will be no problem at all..." Sister Bai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, "You said 100,000 tons just now, and I almost scared my sister..."
"How is it?? I'm not afraid this time, are you?" The girl looked at Sister Bai with a smile and said.
"I have never been afraid of it, I just have self-knowledge..." Sister Bai curled her lips and said.
"Hard-mouthed..." The girl glanced at Sister Bai with disdain, "You were definitely a duck in your previous life, and it was a cooked duck..."
"Look at you..." Sister Bai was a little unhappy, "Why are you talking so badly? If you are a duck, what are you?"
"I eat duck..." the girl said with a smile.
"Hmph..." Sister Bai snorted coldly, "You still eat ducks? I think you are... Let me think about what kind of creature is full of bad water..."
"Are you looking for death?" the girl stared at Sister Bai and said viciously.
"As soon as you say you die, I think it out. It should be a dog. Dogs specialize in eating shit, and there is more than just bad water in their stomachs..." Sister Bai was amused.
"Believe it or not, I'll drug you?" The girl's eyes widened, "Let you become the legendary nerd from now on?"
"I don't believe it..." Sister Bai shook her head, "You are just a stubborn person and always say you can deal with whoever you want. In fact, you have never done anything..."
"When I was dealing with Yun Zhongzi's demonic path, didn't you see it?" The girl couldn't help but sneer.
"Isn't it just a ball??" Sister Bai curled her lips disdainfully, "When I was practicing yoga before, the ball was just a little worse than him..."
"I didn't expect you to know yoga?" The girl looked at Sister Bai in surprise, "You really can't tell?"
"What's this?" A disdainful smile appeared on Sister Bai's little face. "That's when I was practicing, my bones were fixed. Otherwise, let alone a ball, it would be fine to get into a table tennis ball..."
"Is this bragging?" The girl started sweating on her forehead. She bragging so much. She also got into the table tennis ball. Why don't you say you're going to drill into an ant hole?
"Is sister a bragging person?" Sister Bai glanced at the girl with a proud look on her face, "If you don't believe it, just find a table tennis ball. Look at me, go in..."
"This wilderness. Where do you ask me to find you a table tennis ball?" The girl rolled her eyes, "How about this, you can get into my palm..." As she said that, she clasped her left hand into a fist.
"How can this work?" Sister Bai shook her head vigorously, "I'll get into your palm. If you hold it, won't you hold me to death? Are you so stupid as to me and Moonzi?"
"I don't know if you are stupid or not. Anyway, you and Monkey King have something in common..." The girl curled her lips and said.
"Oh?? What do she have in common with Sun Houzi?" Nie Canglong's figure appeared outside the car, and he was carrying a few large pieces of glass in his hand.
"Oh, Canglong is back?" Sister Bai saw Nie Canglong appear, and immediately got out of the car and greeted him flatteringly.
"Well..." Nie Canglong glanced at Sister Bai with the corner of his eyes and responded coldly.
"Look at you, it's so boring..." Sister Bai smiled awkwardly, "I don't seem to bully you, right?"
"Xiaojun, you haven't said it just now. What do you have in common??" Nie Canglong ignored her. Instead, he bent over and talked to the girl in the car.
"Does it matter in common? Of course it's just red ass..." the girl said with a smile.
"Oh, so that's it..." Nie Canglong made a sudden appearance, "It makes sense. It makes sense..."
To be continued...