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Chapter 554: Not brave enough

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"You are so handsome and handsome, you are willing to share with other women. Are you still a woman??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes back and said.

"Look at you, you have obviously taken advantage of you, but you are still so pretentious. Let me tell you, if you are the male protagonist in an online novel, you are so pretentious. I will never look at this novel, and then I will launch a water army to give you a bunch of bad reviews..." The girl glared at the man and said.

"I'm so pretentious..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "I'm a real person, not a super male protagonist that even those great universes cannot accommodate..."

"You have no ambitions..." The girl glared at the man with a little regret.

"Apart from this murderous aura, I am just an ordinary little person. However, I am a great immortal Yuan, much more arrogant than me..." Nie Canglong shook his head and said.

"You are just a useless waste..." The girl glared at the man, "Why are you so unpromoted?"

"This is not without ambition, this is a normal mind..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi jumped out from somewhere, and his dark old face was full of solemn expression. "People who practice Taoism must have such a normal mind. If you want it, you cannot get it, and if you get it, you are not what you want."

"You are all there, let me play with it..." The girl glared at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi and said without hesitation.

"You..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's black face turned red at that time, "That's how you talk to an old man?"

"Do you still know that you are an old man? This is how you are involved in the topic of young people?" The girl glanced at the old Taoist priest disdainfully, "It seems that your old bull is old and has a long heart?"

"You girl..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him, "The old Taoist is giving you some advice. How can you be ungrateful??"

"Show you?" the girl rolled her eyes, "Why do the hooligans always regard themselves as love saints?"

"Old Taoist..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's face turned red and clear at that time, "Can you stop talking about the romantic affairs of the old Taoist when he was young? It was not illegal to marry many wives at that time, as long as you can afford it..."

"Is the marriage law in the Republic of China polygamy?" the girl glanced at Taoist Yun Zhongzi and said with a sneer.

"The marriage law of the Republic of China?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was stunned. "Not mentioning the marriage law, no one takes it seriously even the Constitution. At that time, whoever had a strong gun was strong, whoever had the confidence was enough. The voice of the speech was loud. The old Taoist was a famous Wudang hero at that time. He was known as the old man from the Song family, and was known as the two swords of the north and south in the world. Both of them were good swords and married dozens of wives. That was normal..."

"No wonder you call it the Shuangjian of the North and South? You two are indeed so mean..." The girl sneered.

"It's the sword of the sword, the sword of the sword that shook the cold light of Jiuzhou..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's face turned dark at that time.

"I think it should be the cheapest ones. After all, use this word to describe you two. It is more vivid than the sword of the sword..." Nie Canglong looked at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi and said.

"Canglong, the old Taoist said to you, how can you not be able to distinguish between you??" The thing that Master Yun Zhongzi was most dissatisfied with Nie Canglong was here. I clearly said to you, it would be fine if you are not grateful, but how could you turn around and fire directly at me? In this way, isn't it too principleless? Who dares to speak for you in the long run??

"This..." Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly, "I just talk about the matter without personal feelings..."

"Hmph..." Qin Xiaojun looked at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi proudly, "The two swords in the north and south are indeed the two swords in the north and south. If it is not cheap enough, can you run out and find a spit by yourself??"

"Wow, I'm so angry that the old Taoist..." Yun Zhongzi's seven orifices were so angry that he pointed at Nie Canglong angrily. "You kid are so unaware of things. One day you will pay the price for it..."

"Little Green Snake. He curses you..." Qin Xiaojun stirred up aside.

"Master, you really disappointed me..." Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed, "It seems that I can't repair you well today, otherwise, I will dare to step on the face of my dignified land god in the future..."

"You kid, you really don't know anything..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head and sighed, "Just wait. See if you are bullied in the future, will I still talk to you..."

"Did I ask you to speak for me?" Nie Canglong curled his lips, "It seems that you jumped out by yourself when we were flirting..."

"Flirting and flirting?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's eyes were red. "If you say such words, are you guilty or not? Are you flirting and flirting? Is your head kicked by the donkey, or am I suffering from Alzheimer's disease?"

"Generally speaking, no kind of donkey can hit my head, so you should be suffering from Alzheimer's disease..." Nie Canglong said seriously.

"Okay..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi laughed in anger, "As the old Taoist's hot face is pressed against his cold buttocks, even if you let your wife bully him to death in the future, the old Taoist will never meddle in other people's business..."

"With your words, I'm completely relieved..." Nie Canglong breathed a sigh of relief and said.

"Hmph..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi snorted coldly, jumped into Zhang Wenge's car, and then lowered his body and got in and stopped coming out. To be honest, he also made Nie Canglong angry. He had never seen such a useless man before. How could this be a man? Inside his majestic body, it was really a woman's heart. How could a man have such a mother-in-law? It was such a waste of murderous aura.

"This old Taoist really deserves a beating. He dares to hum me..." Nie Canglong spat at the place where Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi disappeared, and said dissatisfied.

"Little Green Snake, I am quite satisfied with your performance, but I still hope that you can continue to work hard, set new highs, and continue to struggle on the road of a good man..." Qin Xiaojun glanced at the man and said leisurely.

"Yes, yes..." Nie Canglong nodded quickly, "What you taught is that I will definitely go further and further on the road of a good man..."

"Hmm?" The girl frowned, "Why is the more I listen to it, the less I feel??"

"The further you go, the deeper you walk..." Nie Canglong said with a flattering smile.

"Well..." The girl savored it carefully and couldn't help but nodded, "What you said still makes sense..."

"Of course..." Nie Canglong smiled embarrassedly and looked at the rising sun. "It's getting late. Why don't we go on the road quickly?"

"Okay..." The girl nodded and blinked at the man, "Let's go on the road now. I must send Sister Feng home today..."

"Oh. Let's go..." Wang Xueying heard the words of her master's wife, hugged her junior sister and jumped onto the four-wheeled cart.

"Hehe, I've just given another one away..." Nie Canglong smiled, and his eyes at the girl were understandable. Gu Yunfeng was probably having problems, and I don't know if she would really bring everyone back to her house.

"It's time to go on the road?" Zhang Wenge obviously heard the two of them talking and couldn't help but greet him.

"It's on the road..." Nie Canglong shouted, then rushed onto the four-wheeled cart, standing quietly on the shaft, raising his eyes and looking around.

"Let's go..." Zhang Wenge sat on the shaft of the car, his legs drooped, and then shook the reins. The old ox dragged the car and walked forward slowly.

As the old yellow cow walked like this, the cars behind them also followed. Seeing that the cars moved, the lazy animals were shaking their bodies and following slowly behind the convoy.

After a night of rest, the convoy finally set off again.

"Little Green Snake, what are you doing outside? Why don't you come in and comfort our little Susu?" Qin Xiaojun saw the man's straight figure from the car window and couldn't help but shout.

"From now on, I'll be driving a car outside during the day..." Nie Canglong turned sideways, glanced at the girl, smiled awkwardly, and said.

"What car to drive?" The girl curled her lips, "You might as well pull the car, just kill our big buffalo and eat meat..."

"Moo..." The big buffalo was pulling the car. When he heard Qin Xiaojun's words, his legs were so scared that he weakened, which made the whole car shaking. Fortunately, the shock absorption capacity of the car was extraordinary, so there was no bump.

"It seems that this buffalo is really old, but it looks like it's quite big. If it's slaughtered and eaten meat, it should be able to eat it for a month. Maybe it can even dig out the beef yellow..." The girl was a little unsatisfied with the flash just now. Her words were like a knife and began to float out of her mouth.

"Moo..." Tears suddenly burst into the eyes of the big buffalo, that is, it can't speak, otherwise it would definitely protest loudly. Is it better to be in his prime? Why is it old?? They are very healthy, they eat delicious food, good teeth, and good appetite. Even if they are pulled for you for a hundred years in the future, there will be no problem.

"Don't scare it..." Nie Canglong was a little overwhelmed. The big buffalo worked hard to pull the cart for you. Even if there was no credit, there would be hard work, right? Why are you scaring others like this?

"Who scared it?" The girl curled her lips, "It almost lifted the car just now, shaking me dizzy. What else can such a useless cow do besides eating meat?"

"That's right, I actually shook my baby wife. It's so tolerant, and the immortals can't bear it. Today I have to teach it a good lesson..." Nie Canglong said gritting his teeth.

"Moo..." The big buffalo screamed suddenly, and his tears were like a fountain, squirting out, who was causing trouble??Are we just pulling the cart? Why are you two scattering the fire on us?

"How are you going to teach it a lesson?" the girl asked with her eyes blinking.

"I definitely won't kill it cruelly and then eat meat..." Nie Canglong sighed compassionately and said.

"Moo..." When the big buffalo heard Nie Canglong's words, he immediately relaxed his whole body, screamed excitedly, and his steps became lighter.

"Is it cruel? I remember in the United States, beef is a staple food..." the girl said with a blink of an eye.

"Moo..." When the big buffalo heard Qin Xiaojun's words, he became angry and became brave. He secretly swore in his heart that he would take his brothers from the United States with his race to the United States when he had the chance in the future. He would completely erase those nations that had its race as their staple food from the earth.

"The bravery of eating meat, the intelligence of eating grain, the stupidity of eating grass, and the god of eating energy. Our big buffalo doesn't look brave enough. So I plan to make it not allowed to eat grass in the future, and only eat meat..." Nie Canglong said with a bad smile.

"Ah?" The girl's little mouth opened wide at that time, "You actually...you actually..." Not to mention how bad it is to change a biological dietary habit. Just talking about the physique of this big buffalo, this is not called courage, so what is courage?

"Moo..." The big buffalo screamed miserably. Unexpectedly, he just shook his eyes and said goodbye to his beloved grass from now on. Is there anything more tragic in this world than this?

"Actually, I think our big buffalo is still relatively smart. If it weren't for its lack of courage, I would have planned to cultivate it into a god so that it would only eat the energy in the future..." Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.

The big buffalo didn't even dare to scream. If the man behind him felt that he was full of energy and was still brave, he would not even be able to eat meat in the future. He could only eat qi, and then he would become a god after he died. Of course, whether he could become a god depends on his luck. If he is lucky, he might be able to really get into a god position, but if he is not lucky, he would only be able to leave a skin. Let future generations admire and miss it.

"I heard what you mean, it seems like I want to cultivate it into a god?" the girl said in surprise.

"You can't tell me. I really have this idea..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but smile and said.

"I think it's better to let it eat qi now..." Qin Xiaojun blinked, "Since she intends to cultivate it, why not do it in one step? Although there is essence in the meat that can strengthen the human body, the filth in it is incomparable to other foods. When its body becomes stronger, the filth accumulated in the *** will reach a certain level. If you want it to eat qi, you may not be able to eat it..."

"Why can't you eat it?" Nie Canglong was stunned and asked in confusion.

"Look at you, you are still a god..." The girl gave the man a blank look. "If there is too much filth in the body, it will be deeply rooted when it accumulates all year round. It is not difficult to clear it up than climbing the sky? With the resource to cultivate it into a god, thousands and tens of thousands of cows have long been cultivated into gods..."

"Huh?" Nie Canglong looked at the girl and couldn't help but feel a little surprised, "You little mortal, do you know a lot?"

"Nonsense..." the girl gave the man a blank look, "Who doesn't understand such a simple truth?"

"Is this truth very simple?" Nie Canglong was stunned, "Why do I feel very profound?"

"The gap in IQ cannot be explained clearly by reason..." The girl glanced at the man with a disdainful look on her face.

"You look down on me?" Nie Canglong glared at the girl, "You know, I hate people talking about my IQ the most..."

"I'll just talk about your IQ. How can you do to me?" The girl glanced at the man, raised her eyebrows provocatively, and said.

"What can I do to you?" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sneer, "Who are you, Ms. Qin Xiaojun? You always kill such a honest and honest buffalo to eat meat. How could I have such a wonderful idea for my IQ??"

"You mock me..." The girl's eyes widened at the time and glared at the man, "You actually dare to mock me, Xiao Qingshe, do you know, I'm going to get angry, I'm going to get angry, I'm going to get angry..."

"If you get angry, just get angry..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "Are you going to close the door and put Xiaoqing on or use medicine? Brothers are all here..."

"Okay, okay, your wings are hard. Today I must let you know how powerful I am..." The girl rolled up her arms and rolled up her sleeves, and acted as if she was going to fight against a man.

"Hmph..." Nie Canglong snorted twice, then looked up at the sky and looked like he was as lonely as snow. "I am a land god, a man, and a pure good man, how could I be scared by a little woman??"

"You are a pure and good man, right?" The girl's face turned a little dark in anger. "Don't you know how many beauties there are in my Snake Gang. Are you not a pure and good man? I will definitely let them take you to the turn this night. I see, you pure and good man, can last for a few hours..."

"Xiaojun..." Nie Canglong became soft at that time, from a pure good man to a pure little man, "My good baby, how can you be so good to your husband? You have already ruined the first night of your husband. Will you also ruin the second night of your husband? This is unfair to you, and even more unfair to me..."

"Do you know when you're done?" I, Qin Xiaojun, always speaks with spit and nails, and will never go back on my word..." The girl glared at the man, "I have already let go of my ruthless words. If I take them back so quietly, it means that I don't keep my word and don't trust, which is to ravage other people's feelings. In this way, who will listen to me in the future? Do I still have prestige?"
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