Chapter 459 Agree(1/2)
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"Don't force me, don't force me..." Nie Canglong's face was red and he shook his head vigorously, as if he was asking his parents to ask whose child was an unmarried young woman.
"Two..." The girl stretched out her two fingers proudly and shook them in front of the man, "You don't have much time..."
"Don't force me..." Nie Canglong looked at the girl with a begging look on his face, "Really, please don't force me..."
"Hmph..." The girl smiled coldly, "I'm going to count three. If I count three, don't blame me for being rude before you even think about what to say."
"Do you really want me to say it?" Nie Canglong's expression was extremely sad, "Please promise me first, if I say it, you are not allowed to hit me..."
"I promise, if you don't hit you, you don't know. I have never liked corporal punishment..." The girl nodded with a smile. She really doesn't like corporal punishment, because of her methods that make everyone who sees miss her father's big slap. It turns out that the slap contains the father's deep love.
"Don't scold me..." Nie Canglong looked at the girl timidly, and his expression became a little nervous.
"I promise not to scold you, you don't know that I have never liked those people who are not clean. If anyone dares to swear to me, I will let Xiaoqing swear to him..." the girl hurriedly promised.
"After I finished speaking, you can't hit me yet. You have to nod your head as soon as possible and say these two words agree..." Nie Canglong put forward the conditions tremblingly.
"I said you're done?" The girl rolled her eyes and felt a little impatient. "Do you say it or not? If you don't say it, don't blame me for being rude..."
"You promise me first, otherwise I dare not say..." Nie Canglong said timidly.
"I agree if you say anything? If what you say is unreasonable, do I have to agree too?" The girl rolled her eyes.
"Even if you agree first, and then feel that there is no reason, then you will regret it? You have to agree first..." Nie Canglong was quite stubborn and kept holding on to this point.
"This??" The girl raised her eyebrows and thought about it carefully. It seemed that there was no trap. Even if she agreed at that time, if she felt something was wrong, she could still regret it. She couldn't help but nodded, "Okay, I promised you..."
"Really?" Nie Canglong said in surprise immediately.
"I said you're done?" The girl couldn't help but roll her eyes. "Say more nonsense, I'll ask nothing and just deal with you..."
"Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense..." Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly, "But before I say, we have to practice first, I have to know what your attitude is to what I just asked..."
"I said you're done?" the girl glared at the man, "Why is a big man so mother-in-law?"
"Just promise me..." Nie Canglong began to act coquettishly, and his big hands kneaded the girl's buttocks, tender and tender buttocks were very elastic, and they felt very good when pinched.
"Hate..." The girl waved her hand again and knocked off the man's bad hand, "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything to you..."
"Okay, I'll talk first..." Nie Canglong immediately became energetic, "I'm a pure man..."
"Yeah, agree..." the girl nodded and said.
"You are also a pure man..." Nie Canglong said again.
"Yeah, don't agree..." The girl couldn't help rolling her eyes.
"Look. I just said that I agreed, why did you change it now? You should say that you agree first, and then say that you don't agree..." Nie Canglong began to accuse the girl of being unruly.
"Okay, okay, I agree, I don't even say I disagree..." The girl rolled her eyes helplessly and said.
"Yuan Siyu is a man..." Nie Canglong continued.
"I agree with this, I agree with it seriously..." the girl nodded vigorously.
"Feng Jie'er is also a man. She has a beard on her face..." Nie Canglong said again.
"Agree, seriously agree..." The girl lit her little head hard, her little face was full of smirks.
"Master Yun Zhongzi is a young and beautiful girl as beautiful as a flower..." Nie Canglong said seriously.
"Agree, what you said is really right, or you should look at the problem accurately..." The girl looked at the man's eyes and then she felt infinite admiration.
"I love you, marry me..." Nie Canglong looked up at the sky, but hugged the girl tightly.
"Agree..." The girl had indeed formed a reflex, and she blurted out without thinking. After saying that, her mind was blank. Unexpectedly, the extremely sacred marriage proposal ceremony in her imagination actually caused the man to ruin it in a nearly playful way.
"That's good. When we see your father, we will take your father as a dowry and take him back to Beijing to get married. Of course, your grandparents are willing to be a dowry, so I will take him back..." Nie Canglong was proud.
"You bad guy, are you waiting for me here?" The girl came to her senses, her little face turned red at that time, she clenched her fists and smashed it into the man's chest. This bad guy is too bad. This is no longer a fool, but a fraud. I feel sorry for the only romantic proposal ceremony in her life. There are neither red roses nor diamond rings, nor even candlelight dinners. These romantic things may only appear one by one in her imagination in this life, and disgusting themselves.
"So romantic..." Gu Yunfeng poked a little head out of the carriage, her face full of envy, "This is probably the most romantic marriage proposal ceremony in the world..."
"Just like a childless girl, childhood sweetheart..." Sister Bai also poked out her little head with envy, looking at the man and woman who had already confirmed their relationship in the almost childish playful play.
"Oh..." Qin Xiaojun really didn't feel too romantic in the game. But when Gu Yunfeng and Sister Bai looked at the envious eyes, she really felt quite romantic. She was just playing house with little boys and girls, and then she was excited for a moment. Is it the same as when they decided to live for life?? When you grow up, marry me... What is marrying you... It's just that we will live together for the rest of our lives... OK, and then the relationship between the two was settled.
"Ahem..." Yuan Siyu came out of the car with a stern face. After standing still, she looked at Nie Canglong, "I don't agree. Xiaojun is mine, I want to compete fairly with you..."
"Compet with me fairly, my wife?? Your brain is not burned out, right?? Ms. Yuan Siyu..." Nie Canglong rolled his eyes.
"Didn't you just say I'm a man? Why are you calling me a lady now?" Yuan Siyu curled her lips and said.
"Even if you are a man, it's useless. Our baby has already agreed to my proposal. You are too late..." Nie Canglong glanced at Yuan Siyu and said disdainfully.
"I want to duel with you..." Yuan Siyu pressed her right hand against her waist and suddenly pulled out a sharp long sword.
"Baby, you are so popular..." Nie Canglong glanced at Yuan Siyu, then kissed the girl's pink face, and said with a smile.
"I understand, this aunt is both a man and a woman..." Qin Xiaojun said proudly.
"How do you think I'll fix her?" Nie Canglong asked.
"It's too light to hold down and beat her butt, and it's too heavy to slap twice. Otherwise, use chicken feathers to scratch the soles of her feet? Let's say yes first, don't touch her feet with your hands, be careful of athlete's foot..." the girl said.
"This is not very good..." Nie Canglong shook his head, "What if she has Hong Kong feet? Let her smoke it. I won't know the taste of the meat for three days?"
"I don't have Hong Kong feet..." Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong, with flames burning in her eyes and shouting loudly.
"Generally speaking, I can't smell my body odor..." Nie Canglong grinned and said.
"Then I don't have any Hong Kong feet..." Yuan Siyu glared at Nie Canglong, "You useless man, don't you dare to accept my challenge, right? If you don't dare, just say it, a man without courage is not qualified to get Xiaojun..."
"I don't have the courage?" Nie Canglong glared at Yuan Siyu, "I don't want to pay attention to you. Just like you, I can slap ten or eight out of my hands..."
"Do you dare to duel with me?" Yuan Siyu shook her wrist, pulled a knife flower, and slightly leaped onto the roof of Car No. 2. He kicked Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi who was not sure whether he was thundered by the blue sky or the lightning in the sky to the side, and pointed the tip of the knife straight at Nie Canglong.
"Brother is still afraid of you? I've been a fly swatter for many years..." Nie Canglong glared at his eyes. He put the girl in his arms aside, jumped onto the four-wheeled cart, and stood proudly on the roof.
"Get out the knife..." Yuan Siyu said coldly.
"If you have to use a knife to deal with it, I'll lose..." Nie Canglong said with a very heroic look.
"You are still so arrogant. As long as I shoot, you will definitely die. At that time, Xiaojun will be mine..." Yuan Siyu said with a bit ferocious look.
"Dream, no matter whether I lose or lose, Xiaojun is mine..." Nie Canglong said angrily.
"Wow, it's all working..." Gu Yunfeng came out of the carriage, raised her head, looked at the two of them confronted each other, and couldn't help but say enviously.
"It turned out to be a legendary duel. This is the plot in a fairy tale novel..." Sister Bai also came out of the carriage, hugging her waist behind Gu Yunfeng, and her tone was full of envy.
"They don't really fight, are they? I'm a little worried about Sister Yuan's butt..." Qin Xiaojun looked at the two of them with some concern.
"Your mentality is a little wrong..." Gu Yunfeng accused the girl, "Your fiancé is duel for you. If you don't worry about him being injured, why are you worried about a third party instead?"
"Look at what you said..." The girl rolled her eyes, "Sister Yuan asked Canglong to spank. Isn't that cheaper for her?"
"Uh..." Gu Yunfeng was stunned. After thinking about it carefully, it was really the case. Eighty-mostly Yuan hates it and wants a man to slap her ass. Of course, if a man slap his own ass, he wouldn't object to it.
"No matter where Canglong hits her, Canglong is at a disadvantage..." Sister Bai felt that she suddenly transformed into a commentator, just like the 'No. 10 strong shot, ah, the ball entered' on the live football broadcast.
"That's why I'm worried..." Qin Xiaojun's face was full of worry. "But Canglong still disdains to use a knife. Do you think he is interested in Sister Yuan?"
"Yuan hates ghosts are men now. If it were Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, the invincible young girl, maybe Canglong would still be moved..." Gu Yunfeng began to curl her lips, feeling a little jealous. Why didn't I, a man with a beard, expect to duel with Canglong? It was a mistake.
"Don't disgust me..." Sister Bai's face turned a little pale, and the scene of Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi combing two big braids appeared in his mind, and his stomach suddenly rolled a little.
"You woman is so ignorant of yourself..." Gu Yunfeng's little hand patted Sister Bai's hand, "How can you just hug a man casually, and she is also a man with a bearded face..."
"My ex-husband just died. Can I fall in love with you?" Sister Bai rolled her eyes and gently kissed her smooth and slender neck.
"Huh..." Gu Yunfeng was so disgusted that she had goose bumps all over her body, and quickly broke away from Sister Bai's hug, "Don't disgust me, I'm not Lala. She has no interest in women..."
"It doesn't matter if you are not interested in me, as long as I am interested in you..." Sister Bai even pestered her and hugged her again with a smile.
"I'm going to vomit. I'm not used to being so intimate with women..." Gu Yunfeng's face was pale and she struggled hard, but the difference in strength was too big and she couldn't struggle at all.
"Stop making trouble, they are going to fight..." Qin Xiaojun stopped the two women from playing and said in a deep voice.
"I'm going to take action..." Yuan Siyu raised the long sword in her hand high, and a brilliant light burst out from her eyes.
"Hmph..." Nie Canglong snorted disdainfully. He carried his right hand behind him with a very conceited attitude, "To deal with you, one hand is enough..."
"Arrogant..." Yuan Siyu shouted angrily, and waved the long sword in her hand, "Check me with a shadowless slash..."
"Hmm?" Nie Canglong's eyes became solemn in an instant, because just the moment Yuan Siyu waved the knife, he did not feel any sword energy, which forced him to be serious. He really didn't expect that Yuan Siyu would even use his ultimate move. The name Wuying Slash was quite appropriate.
"Huh?" Just as Nie Canglong was fully focused on Yuan Siyu's shadowless slash, Yuan Siyu held the knife with a look of surprise and fiddled with it up and down, "Why can't it be fired?? Is the knife broken?"
"This is Shadowless Slash? No wonder there is not even a shadow..." A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's forehead.
"Sister Yuan is so amazing..." Qin Xiaojun raised her face and was waiting to see the gods fight. Who knew that Yuan Siyu actually made a big mistake. It was really a pity that she shouted so loudly.
"Yuan hates ghosts, it turns out that Yuan hates ghosts..." Gu Yunfeng couldn't help laughing. The more ugly Yuan Siyu was, the happier she was.
"Siyu is really funny..." Sister Bai also covered her mouth and giggled.
"Why are you laughing at? What's so funny? I dare to fight him, do you dare?" Yuan Siyu was a little angry and looked at the three mortals who dared to interrupt when they saw the gods fighting.
"I said, this Shadowless Slash is so shadowless. I think you might as well come and have a shadow..." Nie Canglong looked at Yuan Siyu with a smile and joked.
"I caught fish with the Shadowless Slash last night. How could I not use it now? Is Shadowless Slash necessary to be used at night??" Yuan Siyu was also very anxious. The gorgeous ultimate move he had prepared, who knew that he had dropped the chain in the middle, which made people lose face.
To be continued...