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Chapter 406 is like a person(1/2)

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"If I don't act, isn't it just a mistress? Whoever loves to act, I'm looking at the little four..." Gu Yunfeng said leisurely.--./-./

"I..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened. At first, he thought that Gu Yunfeng had grown ambitions. Who would have thought that he would be second best and didn't care about rankings at all.

"You have to call me sister in the future..." Yuan Siyu became proud.

"You call me sister?" Gu Yunfeng disdained, "With Lanlan and Sister Bai, how can you take the position of mistresses take you too seriously? You take you too seriously. Let me see, you have to call me sister in the future..."

"You fart, as long as I'm here, you have to continue placing it down..." Yuan Siyu said in a furious manner.

"You're just farting..." Gu Yunfeng was also annoyed. Is this still a woman? Judging from the swear words, he just opened his mouth.

"Oh, can you listen to me??" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi stopped.

"Say..." The two women glanced at him and said in unison.

"Just with the two of you, everything you think is definitely not a good idea..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was annoyed and quarreled every day. You two were happy, but others were so excited about it.

Two pairs of eyes with strong murderous intent fell on Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi in one go.

"Don't interfere. If you want to kill or cut, you have to listen to me finish your words?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shivered by two pairs of murderous eyes.

"Say..." Yuan Siyu said coldly.

"I can't tell you why..." Gu Yunfeng's eyes narrowed. She didn't say what the consequences were. But it would definitely make you feel uncomfortable.

"First talk about my standards for marrying a concubine. My standards for marrying a concubine are very simple. One is appearance. Appearance cannot be despised. The other is personality. It is easy to say, and that is, not even a jealous person. Otherwise, if a group of women are jealous, I will only be able to live in dire straits in my life..." said Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.

"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu sneered. "Why do I feel like you are pointing at Xiaojun? If you want to be jealous, no one can compare to her..." If Qin Xiaojun hadn't been too jealous and had his own enthusiasm, he would have scooped Nie Canglong off long ago.

"Although I hate you very much, I think today that your words make sense..." Gu Yunfeng began to speak to Yuan Siyu.

"Haha, you two, I don't know what to say about you..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi laughed, "In my opinion, Canglong is actually very similar to a person..."

"Nonsense, Canglong is not like a person, he is originally a person..." Yuan Siyu rolled her eyes.

"I personally have never doubted the species issue of Canglong..." Gu Yunfeng said seriously.

"Don't interrupt you two, okay?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes helplessly. "You know what I mean..."

"Okay, okay, you said..." Yuan Siyu sat down seriously.

"We won't interrupt..." Gu Yunfeng's expression relaxed, her expression was still serious, but she lacked the pretentiousness she had just now.

"There are a pair of twins in Zhengjia Village, called Jixiangruyi. Do you know this?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked at the two girls and said.

"It's so unreliable. Good luck and freedom are women. How could Canglong be like them?" Yuan Siyu stopped doing it. How could Canglong be like a man with such a manly nature?

"That's right, when did you see Canglong sissy?" Gu Yunfeng stopped doing it, saying that Nie Canglong was afraid of his wife. She didn't refute this, but she said that he looked like a woman. This is simply nonsense.

"Can you two listen to me??" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot.

"You said..." Yuan Siyu took a deep breath and said.

"I won't interrupt for the time being..." Gu Yunfeng glanced at the old Taoist priest and said.

"I warn you, when I didn't let you speak, no one of you is allowed to speak, otherwise the old Taoist would not say a word..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was scared of being intercepted by someone, and had to issue a solemn warning.

The two women kept silent. Don’t you let us talk? Then we won’t say it. I can’t tell you why, let’s settle the score again.

"I said Canglong is like a person. This person is definitely not auspicious or auspicious, but the master of the twins..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi took a deep breath, "You don't know that this auspicious and auspicious master is the richest person on earth. Have I told you this...?"

"Forgot..." Yuan Siyu rolled her eyes and said.

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p; "Who can remember so many things every day?" Gu Yunfeng curled her lips.

"Then just pretend that I didn't say it..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi nodded, "This man named Yang is the well-deserved richest man on earth..."

"Tsk..." Yuan Siyu couldn't help but sneer.

"Hmph..." Gu Yunfeng also sneered.

"Why?? You two don't believe it?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows.

"When is it now? Is the richest man? You ask him to withdraw money from the bank, see how much he can withdraw..." Yuan Siyu said disdainfully.

"That's right, the money now is almost the same as waste paper..." Gu Yunfeng sneered.

"Who told you that he is rich?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi deliberately made a surprised expression on his face.

"Can you take back what you said? Can you sit back if you pull out shit?" Yuan Siyu curled her lips.

"Be careful to burst the rectum..." Gu Yunfeng somehow walked to the united front with Yuan Siyu.

"Wealth can only be measured by money? I really didn't expect that you two are so shallow..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was not angry, but his expression of surprise on his face became more realistic.

"Hmm?" Yuan Siyu was stunned, "Does he have a lot of gold and jewelry?"

"He is a collector of antique calligraphy and paintings? Unless he has the imperial seal in his hands..." Gu Yunfeng said it. He was a little unbelievable. It seemed that the imperial seal had not appeared for some years.

"Those are all weak..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head, "You two can't be more arrogant?"

"Be more generous?" Yuan Siyu frowned, "Is he the king of a small country?"

"You won't tell me that he is secretly controlling the United States, right?" Gu Yunfeng felt a little whimsical.

"None of them..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head again, "It's much more grand than that..."

"What is this person doing?" Yuan Siyu was stunned. Is there such a great person in this world?

"Did you tell me that he controls the Milky Way?" Gu Yunfeng rolled her eyes. She felt that she could write science fiction novels based on her imagination.

"Control the Milky Way? This is a bit reliable..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi nodded quite seriously.

Yuan Siyu and Gu Yunfeng looked at each other in disbelief, and the look of the Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was a little wrong. Could this old Taoist priest be mentally ill, right?

"The old Taoist has no mental problems..." Master Yun Zhongzi sighed, "Let's just tell you, this man named Yang, his assets are not reflected in the form of RMB. It is not the US dollar, nor the euro, but a form that you cannot imagine at all..."

"What are you trying to keep? Let's go if you have any fucks..." Yuan Siyu was angry. This old Taoist priest said something nonsense.

"Hmph..." Gu Yunfeng was also a little impatient. This old Taoist priest was just a pity. There are many kinds of coins in the world, so why don't they say it all one by one?

"Let me say that, other people's assets are reflected in the form of a planet..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi didn't care about anything with these two people. Thinking about it, if someone had kept him like this, he would have probably already been slashed.

"Planet?" Yuan Siyu was stunned, "What do you mean by that?"

"A planet like our Earth?" Gu Yunfeng blinked her eyes and said in disbelief.

"Of course..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi nodded, "According to my senior brother, just as their twins were full moon, aliens were patrolling the earth and congratulating him, but what was going on? My senior brother didn't tell me in detail..."

"No way?" Yuan Siyu was a little unbelievable, "Is the fireworks that Canglong set off the same as these aliens?"

"Of course not..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips, "How could the aliens who congratulate Mr. Yang invade the earth? They, including Mr. Yang, are all leaders of a major force in the universe. They are much stronger than the aliens who are wandering in front of our house. I am not afraid to tell you the truth. Our earth belongs to Mr. Yang in the universe registration, otherwise..." As he said, he pointed to the sky, "These things have been invaded directly, so why would they still be cruising in outer space??"

"So amazing?" Yuan Siyu was shocked, "It seems that Mr. Yang is still the savior of the earthlings?"

"Of course..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi became proud.

"However, it sounds like a novel? It's so fake..." Gu Yunfeng muttered.

"It's indeed quite incredible..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi also nodded.

"You just said that his assets are reflected in the form of a planet, so do you know how many planets he has?" Yuan Siyu asked curiously.

"How do I know this? I have to inform me of how many planets I have with me? "Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes.

"Since you don't know anything, how did you know that he has a private planet?" Yuan Siyu said.

"Because he dedicated a planet, I happened to be a person who can enter that planet and is qualified to come out..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said proudly.

"I really didn't expect that we earthlings have such great skills, and they are much more powerful than Canglong..." Gu Yunfeng's mouth showed a foggy smile.

"I encourage you to fall in love with others..." Yuan Siyu's eyes lit up.

"You are just in love with someone else..." Gu Yunfeng glared at her and pouted, "I want to tell Xiaojun this news so that she can know that Canglong is not as good as she thought..."

"You want Xiaojun to fall in love with others. You don't want to live anymore, right?" Yuan Siyu's face showed a look of horror. It felt like Gu Yunfeng was just looking for death. If you dare to do this, Canglong would definitely dare to cut it down.

"You don't want to live anymore. As long as Xiaojun knows that there are men in this world who are better than Canglong. Will he even look at Canglong so tightly? As long as you reveal a trace of flaws..." The smile on Gu Yunfeng's face became more and more obsessed.

"I'll take advantage of the situation..." Yuan Siyu's eyes were like two light bulbs, shining.

"This is the point I want to say, about women..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, "Mr. Yang is also very lucky in love. Compared with Canglong, there are more women around him who want to pay attention to him, but what about? People are just not confused, just treating their daughter-in-law wholeheartedly. Speaking of this, I feel ashamed because I am not a dedicated man..."

"While speaking, the surname Yang, why did you get rid of you again?? Can you compare with others??" Yuan Siyu was dissatisfied.

"That's right, he is such a dedicated man, do you old hooligan have the nerve to compete with him?" Gu Yunfeng also curled his lips.

"I just want to say that Canglong and Mr. Yang are all the same guys. You didn't meet him earlier than Xiaojun, so don't even have to make a decision. It would be useless to fight..." said Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.

"You really don't like to hear what you said. Why do you feel like you suddenly became Qin Xiaojun's tyrant?" Yuan Siyu's little face pulled down.

"It's not a good baby. I'm much better than him. As for protecting food like this?" Gu Yunfeng muttered.

"The old saying is right. This lover's eyes are like Xi Shi. If these two people look at each other, it doesn't matter whether they are good or not. Canglong is the best man in the world? Not necessarily? Is Xiaojun the best woman in the world? It's not necessarily true, but they just look at each other, where can you make sense?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled.

"Master, I will tell Xiaojun what you said intact..." Yuan Siyu sneered. The old bull's nose dared to smite his enthusiasm, and he was simply tired of living.

"You still need to tell me?? The 80th Taoist priest said just now, Canglong heard it..." Gu Yunfeng rolled her eyes. "Maybe they were just saying it for Canglong, look at this flattery..."
To be continued...
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