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Chapter three hundred and sixty fooling around

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"Is it because Brother Nie is embarrassed to tell me that he instructed you to say this to me? If that's the case, I agree..." Bian Jiandong was not stupid either. He first thought of a way out for himself. Even if Nie Canglong is annoyed by then, it can be attributed to a misunderstanding.

"You kid..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked at Bian Jiandong in surprise, "You kid aren't stupid either..."

"He is not just not stupid? He is also a personal spirit..." Brother Tu was holding Bian Jiandong aside.

"Brother Tu, be humble in life. If you say this again, I will be proud. Pride makes people fall behind. You are harming me..." Although Bian Jiandong is a scholar, he also has humorous cells. When he heard that Brother Tu's praise was somewhat different from praise, he smiled and modest.

"Yes, yes, I won't say it anymore. If you are proud, backward, and lack a great scientist in the world, then I will become a sinner for the ages?" Brother Tu said with a hurried smile.

"Brother Tu, your attitude is very correct. You can correct your mistakes. I am very pleased with great courage to be good..." Bian Jiandong nodded seriously and said.

"Your praise is the guiding light for me to move to the right path..." Brother Tu's tone was lyrical as if he was reciting a poem.

"I said, can you two crazy people, one big and one small, calm down?" Old Yan couldn't stand it anymore. He was a person who likes quietness and had a little thin skin. When he watched TV, he heard some affection... even if he heard goose bumps, he would blush. At this time, these two people were so cute that his old face turned red.

"This, I'm so sorry, Mr. Yan..." Bian Jiandong's face became thinner after all. After hearing what Mr. Yan said, he blushed a little and apologized embarrassedly.

"Mr. Yan, Dongzi is the youngest in our research institute, and his future is limitless. If he is proud and regressed, it would be fine if I didn't praise him. If I praise him, then I would have become a sinner for the ages?" Brother Tu said laughing.

"I..." Old Yan's face turned blue and white, and he felt that he was unnecessary to say anything to this hopeless 25.

"Brother Tu, don't praise me anymore. If you insist on praising me, please replace the verbal praise with physical rewards..." Bian Jiandong felt that Brother Tu was a little too much. After all, Mr. Yan is a man in his seventies or eighties. Even if he doesn't listen to his advice, he can't tease him freely. In the past, if Mr. Yan was so excited, he would have been sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.

"Type reward?" Brother Tu was a little embarrassed. He rubbed his bare head for a moment and smiled a little embarrassedly. "This is a bit difficult, why don't you change the method..."

"What method?" Bian Jiandong still had some understanding of Brother Tu. As long as he spoke seriously at the beginning, he would be inappropriate as he spoke.

"This is the way..." Brother Ba suddenly pouted his lips and kissed Bian Jiandong. "Take a sweet kiss, kiss your lips or face. Whether you want to have a tongue-in-law or not depends on your interests..."

"Vomit..." Bian Jiandong wanted to vomit in disgust, his face was as lustful as the bitter gallbladder.

"I said, can you be more serious?" Mr. Yan became a little serious on his face. "This is a public place. I ask, no, I ask you to ask you not to kiss in public, or do some behaviors and actions that are more intimate than kissing. There are children..."

"No problem, I promise you that I will never kiss Dongzi, nor will I be interested in his anus..." Brother Tu raised his hand with a smile, as if a primary school student made a guarantee with the teacher. By the way, the primary school student made a guarantee with the teacher is like eating and drinking water. Of course, the guarantee made is like fart.

"I don't have any objection to you if you are interested..." Old Yan's face pulled a little, but his eyes swept among the meat-eating crowd.

"Old Yan, how could you say such things?" Bian Jiandong was a little unhappy, as if anyone could covet his chrysanthemum.

"What are you looking at? Who are you glaring at??" Brother Bald looked at Old Yan's eyes and looked at his eyes, but he happened to see his wife staring at him straight, and his old face suddenly turned into a purple color.

"Who did you see me glaring at?" Old Yan looked at Brother Tu and sneered, "Have you summed up some experiences?"

"I have even thought about the title for you. Xiaogang or Xiaoshou, this is a problem..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled evilly on the side. He was the kind of person who was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. The more lively the world was, the happier he was.

"Master Taoist, I will curse you with a bad butt..." Brother Bald was black and glaring at Master Yun Zhongzi.

"What did you say? If you have a genital, say it again..." Elder Yun Zhongzi pulled his face and looked at Brother Tu's eyes. It was as cold as the thousand-year-old ice, biting and severe cold.

"Just say it, I will curse you with a bad butt..." Brother Ba said without showing any weakness.

"The old Taoist is old and doesn't know you..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi endured this tone himself, "In a while, young people will come to trouble you..."

"Young man is asking for trouble for me?" Brother Ba curled his lips disdainfully, "Why don't you say that the person who is asking for trouble for me is still in the pig's belly, waiting for his birth?"

"Brother Bald, don't talk like this. Taoist priest is just enjoying it. What's wrong with you making him happy? It won't be missing a piece of meat, and it's still accumulating good deeds..." Bian Jiandong persuaded him, step back and broaden the sky, and endure the calm and calm.

"I don't have such a good heart and a spacious mind. I only know that whoever dares to bully me, I will bite him..." Brother Tu said with a fierce look on his face, and his eyes looked at his wife. Seeing a smile on his wife's face, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and became even more proud.

"Hmph..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi snorted coldly, turned around, and acted as if he was not going to be as knowledgeable as Brother Bald, but in fact he was completely tense. As soon as his disciple came back, he asked his disciple to avenge him and repair this shameless bald man.

"You guys are chatting, I'll go eat some meat skewers. Tell me, after talking for a long time, it's just like farting, but your belly is the most important thing..." Brother Ba licked his tongue on his lips, and then ran towards the dining table.

Brother Bald went to eat the skewers. Bian Jiandong was about to continue studying the pattern on the door post, but unexpectedly he was stopped by his mother.

"Mom, what are you doing?" Bian Jiandong looked at his mother with some confusion and said.

"Dongdong, tell your mother, is this daughter beautiful?" Wang Hui pointed to the woman who kowtowed to Yuan Siyu just now, "The most important thing is that she knows how to be grateful. Such a woman, no matter whether she is kind or not, will not be much worse..."

"Yeah, I think she is pretty good. At least she is better than Lanlan. Lanlan will only ask for it..." Bian Jiandong said.

"Then what do you think she is for you as a wife?" Wang Hui asked.

"No..." Bian Jiandong shook his head, "The rabbit doesn't eat grass by his nest. If I start in our community, it would be so funny? This is not authentic. I can't do it anyway..."

"Do you care whether it's authentic? As long as she can have a baby, it's enough?" Wang Hui encouraged her son, "Mom can also promise you that this daughter is definitely a fake girl..."

"Oh, so that's how it is..." Bian Jiandong didn't care and said casually, but his eyes looked at the strange patterns on the door post.

"Of course, your mother's eyes can only be described in two words, which is very accurate..." Wang Hui said proudly.

"Then you look..." Bian Jiandong's words were completely blinded and he blurted out.

"With your words, mom will be relieved. She will definitely get you a beautiful and good wife..." Wang Hui said, then let her son go over. After all, it is important to do serious things. For her son, the secret of refrigerator cooling is magical. It is a serious matter if it is cracked. For herself, her son's lifelong affairs are considered serious matters.

"How do you ask for it for him? Can this be replaced?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was a little puzzled. Thinking about himself, if he had a mother to marry a wife for him, then he would probably be a bachelor. By the way, his wife has always been his greatest pride, and he is truly a family of children and grandchildren.

"Why can't it be?" Wang Hui looked confident, "We are all from the same community. We usually look up and see each other but we don't look down. She must have some understanding of our things. As long as I give a little hint, she will marry into our family, that's a sure thing..."

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect it..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head and sighed, "You really think that getting married is not the words of the matchmaker in the past. Listen to my advice, you can't help him in this matter..."

"I didn't say I wanted to help him. I'm brainwashing that girl..." Wang Hui showed a sneer on the corner of her mouth, "You also know that pyramid schemes are so powerful. I just follow this model. I can definitely fool her into crying and shouting to marry my son..."

"You are amazing..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi pulled the corner of his mouth, "You can even think of such a bad trick. I don't know what language to describe you..."

"Why did my trick hurt me? My son won't hurt me if he is a bachelor?" Wang Hui gave Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi a blank look and said angrily.

"Not hurt, no damage at all, this is a good trick..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi didn't plan to argue with the lunatic. What if the lunatic got angry and scratched his face a few times? That would be a loss. Well, in Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's eyes, Wang Hui was already forced into lunatics by her son's marriage.

"Master, I found that you are very boring..." Wang Hui curled her lips, "Did your position change too quickly? Or, I'll give you two words?"

"It's better to be good, I can't afford to say these two words..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's head was shaking like a rattle.

"I really don't want it?" A fierce light appeared in Wang Hui's eyes, like a hungry wolf who found food staring at the prey, staring at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.

"That..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi became a little timid and swallowed secretly.

"What?" Wang Hui asked with a sneer.

"You said. I listened..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi immediately surrendered.

"Slick, what do you think of these two words?" Wang Hui asked.

"I can't hear it..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head slightly, "But I personally think it's quite appropriate..."

"Hehe. You really know yourself..." Wang Hui said with a sneer.

"Why did I know myself? Isn't this what you gave me?" said Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.

"Hmph..." Wang Hui sneered, "Are you playing a word game with me??"

"Of course not, how dare I..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head quickly, it was too unwise to argue with a woman.

"Just dare not..." Wang Hui sneered, no longer cared about the old Taoist priest, and happily went to say hello to the woman.

"I wish you a sad nose..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked at Wang Hui's figure and muttered viciously.

"Master, why are you so sad??" Suddenly, a rainbow light fell from the sky, and the rainbow light dissipated, and Zhao Chuanxi's figure appeared. Another young calf appeared with him.

"Advisor, someone bullied your master just now. If you don't help your master revenge, your master will expel you from the master and charge you for your patent fee..." Master Yun Zhongzi saw his disciple appear, and quickly complained to his disciple with tears in his eyes.

"Who dares to bully my master?? Please give me some advice and my apprentice will avenge you immediately..." Zhao Chuanxi immediately looked extremely angry.

"It's that little bald man. I told you to avenge me. He said you are still waiting for abortion in the pig's belly..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi pointed to Brother Ba who was eating barbecue at the dining table and said with a grievance.

"***. I, Zhao Chuanxi, do not show my power, and I think I am a sick cat?" A big halberd suddenly appeared in Zhao Chuanxi's hand and walked towards Brother Ba in a fierce manner.

"Oh, how did Xiao Zhao take out his weapon? It looks like Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Cudgel..." Brother Tu naturally saw Zhao Chuanxi. Compared to his vague fear of Nie Canglong, he was not afraid of Zhao Chuanxi. He could see at first glance that Zhao Chuanxi was a timid and vulgar person, and he was not a ruthless person.

"Old bald man, have you bullied my master just now?" Zhao Chuanxi was not polite at all. He held a big suppress and pointed the tip of the halberd straight at Brother Ba.

"Uh..." Brother Tu couldn't help but be a little surprised. He didn't expect that Zhao Chuanxi's words would be so ugly, and it seemed like a different person for a moment.

"I warn you, it's not too late to apologize to my master now, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude..." Zhao Chuanxi stared at Brother Tu, with a trace of anger flashing in his pupils.

"I said, what's wrong?" Brother Tu was stunned and didn't know what to say. But his wife pulled his sleeve and spoke a little nervously, "No... nothing is wrong?"

"It's nothing..." Brother Tu comforted his wife, slowly stood up, and looked at Zhao Chuanxi, "Xiao Zhao, what's wrong with you?"

"Go and apologize to my master immediately, otherwise..." Zhao Chuanxi looked at Brother Tu, shook his hand holding the halberd, and the halberd made a sound of breaking the wind.

"Otherwise, what's going on?? Do you want to kill me?" Brother Tu was a little dissatisfied. Although he was really scared, his mouth was still quite hard.

"Bare you to death?" Zhao Chuanxi suddenly smiled ferociously, his arm was shaking, and the tip of the halberd halberd instantly slid across Brother Ba's clothes, and made a big hole in his clothes, but it did not hurt his flesh at all. However, because he stayed in the laboratory for many years, his skin was quite white. "I want to use this halberd to explode your anus..."

"Uh..." Brother Tu's face turned pale in an instant. If Zhao Chuanxi said that he personally took action to make him bloom, he would really not believe it, because he knew that Zhao Chuanxi's sexual orientation was normal, but if he wanted to use the eptuagint, whether it was using the head or the tail, Zhao Chuanxi had no psychological pressure at all.

"I'll give you three minutes to consider..." Zhao Chuanxi said coldly.

"No need..." Brother Tu immediately burned his butt and ran to Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, "Tao Master, it's all my fault. If you scold me, you can't open your mouth. If you hit me twice, don't bother me, don't bother me, I promise I won't tell you..."

"What are you going to do if you don't say anything?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked at the bald boy in front of him, "Does the old Taoist have any handle in your hands?"

"Of course there is nothing..." Brother Ba's face twitched slightly, nodding and bowing.

"That's it. If you admit your mistake, you must have the attitude of admitting your mistake..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked like a villain, "If you don't serve me well today, we will never end..."

"Oh, Taoist Master, you are a lot of people. You are just a big shot and you are just a fart. You are letting go..." Brother Tu bowed to Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi with a frown.

"How can there be such a cheap thing? If you can't satisfy me, I promise that you will never get constipated again from now on..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi picked up the look, looking extremely proud, and he looked like Huang Shiren who forced Yang Bailao to pay off the debt with Xier.

"Oh, Taoist Master, we are just an ordinary researcher, you have nothing to do. Just say whatever you need. As long as we have, we will definitely be fine..." Brother Ba's waist was bent at a ninety-degree angle.

"I heard that your first generation of life chips have been successfully researched..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi slowly revealed some small information.

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