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Chapter 335 Don't eat more

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"Okay, we don't care what kind of person he is..." Qin Xiaojun waved his hand and pointed to the calf next to him. "This calf just lost her mother and was injured on her legs. Seeing that you are pretty good, we will give it to you. I hope you can treat it well..."

"I can..." He Lan nodded heavily.

"Today I will pass on you a set of internal skills and mental methods. You must watch it..." Nie Canglong said, pulling out his knife and waved it to the wall of He Lan's house. A series of sword auras fell on the wall. Rows of small calligraphy as big as finger covers appeared on the wall, and his figures and Qin Xiaojun had disappeared without a trace.

Quiet, the quiet needles in the entire courtyard can be heard, and no one makes a sound.

Nie Canglong and Qin Xiaojun left for about ten minutes. I don’t know who knocked down a stool before finally breaking the peace.

"Si Dog, Si Dog..." Si Dog's wife had already come to He Lan's yard. When she saw her husband lying on the ground and was unconscious, she rushed up. Although this woman often suffered domestic violence, she still had feelings for her husband. What did she say? Beating is kissing and scolding, and she is willing to beat and be beaten, and the other is willing to be beaten and be scolded to enhance her feelings...

(Uh, I didn't say that Zhou Yu and Huang Gai were couples, and some sexual orientation was normal. I don't recommend Beibeishan. Of course, I don't recommend some perverted behaviors with aggressive tendencies.)

"My God..." The short and fat woman breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the ground. She was really scared just now. The sudden appearance and sudden disappearance was so mythical. Until now, her heart is still pounding.

"Big Lanzi, who were those two people just now?" An old man leaned on the corner of the wall with a cane. In fact, his legs are still soft now. He doesn't lean a little, and even with a cane, he can't stand.

"It's the one who gave me the pig..." He Lan said.

"Is this a human? Can't it be a god?? Have you seen what clothes do they wear?? In ancient costumes. Apart from gods, who can wear ancient costumes now?" an old woman said excitedly.

This old lady is a clergyman in the village, that is, the third aunt who collected the souls of Yaya. Everyone in the village called her eighth aunt.

"Why don't there?? There are Hanfu sellers in Zhengjia Village. There are all kinds of styles, provided that you have money..." The women director in the village spoke. The women director is a serious old party member. He usually doesn't like Aunt Ba, a superstitious old woman. If Aunt Ba hadn't made money with this, she would have called the police and arrested her.

"They come and leave as soon as they say they want, you can't even catch a shadow..." If Aunt Ba would definitely not have fought head-on with the government, but now it's different. Can't the facts seen with your own eyes explain the problem?

"I..." The Women's Director was speechless for the first time when facing the feudal remnant of Aunt Eight.

"What do I do? I think you have no words..." Aunt Ba said proudly.

"Hmph..." The old party member of the Women Director, finally retreated into the crowd awkwardly.

"Da Lu, don't be afraid, you are safe now..." He Lan did not care what others said, but hugged his husband, encouraged him and cheered him up.

"I..." Dalu, also known as Lu Dayou, was really scared. His face was pale and his lips were a little blue. Although he knew that he had returned home and was safe, he still had not recovered. Just like Zhao Chuanxi was afraid of snakes, because of the tragedy of childhood, his legs were weak and his liver trembled when he saw the bear.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you don't know who the person who saved you is. That's a god. We have gods to bless you, and we are not afraid of any monsters..." He Lan comforted her husband softly. Although she looked very ordinary, she was very gentle.

"I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid..." Lu Dayou's lips trembled and cheered himself up. After reciting it for more than ten times, he finally thrust his waist, expanded his chest, and his breathing became smooth. At this time, he really recovered.

"Okay, okay, you go into the house and rest first, dinner will be fine..." He Lan helped her husband up from the ground and looked at Sigou's wife, "Please Sigou into the house, don't let him lie on the ground..."

As soon as He Lan finished speaking, two young men immediately stepped forward, carried Sigou up, and walked into the house. Sigou's wife also followed in crying.

"Where did this meat come from?" Lu Dayou took a few deep breaths, but did not intend to go into the house. His eyes swept under the eaves, and his eyes were filled with surprise.

"It was given to the two people who rescued you just now. You don't know. I went to the market to buy meat today. I saw them playing on the street, so I talked to them. After talking for a while, they said that they would give me a surprise and then gave me a pig..." He Lan did not intend to hide anything from her husband, but with so many people, she couldn't say too much. If there was anything, the couple could go to the bed before saying it.

"..." Lu Dayou's lips moved, but he didn't know what to say. After holding it in for a long time, he said a little sore: "They are both handsome and better-looking than big stars..."

"Yes, the couple are the dragon and phoenix among people, a natural couple..." He Lan did not hear the wrong thing in her husband's tone, and expressed her admiration in her heart without any concealment.

"They are one man and one woman?" Lu Dayou felt relieved when he heard his wife's words. It would be better if he was a couple. If it were two men, the motive for giving meat would not be simple.

Although He Lan looks average, it is unique in Lu Dayou's heart. This is radish and vegetables, each with its own love, and Xi Shi appears in the eyes of his lover.

"What do you think?" He Lan finally understood her husband's little thoughts when she heard her husband's tone change. She couldn't help but feel warm and gave her husband a big roll of eyes.

The feeling of being cared about is very warm.

"I thought..." Lu Dayou was a little embarrassed, but his eyes looked at his own wall. "The thing that the man carved on our wall should be a very useful thing."

"Someone said it was internal skills and mental methods, so it should be bad..." He Lan was always led by her husband, and her husband changed the topic. She seemed to have forgotten the topic just now and followed her husband to study new topics.

Smart women always let their husbands lead their noses.

"Internal power and mental method are Qigong. So, those two people just now were martial arts masters..." The Women's Director immediately jumped out, "I'll just say, where are the gods in this world..."

"Don't you have a brain?" Aunt Ba stopped doing it, pinching her waist with her hands and glanced at her destiny opponent, "Don't you know that gods and immortals are practicing qigong??Do you know that Lu Dongbin knows?? That's one of the eight immortals. How did he become an immortal?? Isn't it just practicing qigong?? Otherwise, how do you think gods come from?? Having a good father is enough?? People have to practice to cultivate themselves and cultivate their nature. How to cultivate themselves and cultivate their nature? Practicing qigong is cultivating oneself. With this internal skills, we will find half the way to become an immortal..."

Aunt Ba said something that made the Women's Director lose his words again. Think about it, is it a god? Isn't it just obtained through practice? Otherwise, how can you overturn the world? How to punish evil? How to punish evil? Punish evil is not a matter of verbalism. If you don't have any power, you can't become evil. You can't do evil and your fists are not hard. Not to mention punishing evil or eliminating evil, you have to get yourself in. This is the reason. But if she wants to admit defeat with a liar like this, she is really a little unwilling to let her admit defeat with a liar. Her mind is spinning rapidly, thinking about how to refute.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this. Anyone who wants to practice Qigong can copy this internal skills after a meal. Now we have to make it, just eat. Let's see if the ribs are cooked. When they are cooked, we will start eating..." He Lan knew that Aunt Ba had a quick mouth and a woman director had a lot of principles. If the two of them started to have a stir, it would be lively tonight.

After hearing what He Lan said, everyone immediately started to act. Several spoons opened the lid of the pot and picked up a piece of rib from the pot with chopsticks. This clip made the flesh and blood break away.

"Oh, it's all boiled..." The group of people around all exclaimed. Now that the flesh and blood are cooked, isn't it cooked, can you eat it?

Immediately, there were people around the edge of the pot, looking at the pork ribs stewed in the pot, and swallowing saliva.

"Then let's stop being pretentious, hurry up and start eating..." He Lan said.

"Oh..." Cheers echoed over the entire village. The elderly, adults, or children happily grabbed the meat from the pot and started eating it in big mouthfuls.

These days, there are few meat and fish, so I don’t care about getting a bowl.

"You treat me?" Lu Dayou looked at the villagers snatching meat from the pot and couldn't help but look at He Lan.

"Well, don't you blame me, right?" He Lan'er's face turned a little red and treated her without the consent of the head of the family. This was a serious violation of organizational principles.

"Don't eat too much, have you heard it?" Lu Dayou shouted loudly.

He Lan's face turned pale. The villagers who were eating meat didn't look good either. Lu Dayou was not stingy at ordinary times, but now... seeing so much meat, he suddenly realized his true colors?? A few little kids who were eating happily were about to cry when they heard that they wouldn't eat too much.

"Since the end of the world, we have never eaten meat. If we eat too much at once, young people will have diarrhea at most, and children and the elderly will be in danger of their lives. Eat less. When we leave, we will take the rest home to eat..." Lu Dayou felt everyone's eyes looking at him, and cold sweat broke out on his spine.

When everyone heard Lu Dayou's words, their expressions couldn't help but relax. Of course, the old man didn't have to worry, and he would definitely not joke about his body. The main thing was the children. There were a few children who were disobedient and wanted to eat more, but they were even slapped by their parents on the butt eggs.

He Lan also breathed a sigh of relief. If everyone was not allowed to eat now, then their family would not be a human being in the village in the future. Then they would be dissatisfied with her husband's breath. If you have something to say, you can't finish it in one go. If someone started to make a fuss just now, it would be lively. Even if you say the following words, people would think you were scared and had to compromise.

"This calf was given to us by those couple? I don't know if it can be eaten. The calf meat is so tender, and it's just right to be a fat cattle..." Lu Dayou didn't think much about it, but looked at the calf swallowing.

"Moo..." Although the calf couldn't understand human words, he knew that Lu Dayou had bad intentions towards it, so he couldn't help but scream, looked at Lu Dayou with caution, and slowly took two steps back.

"If you are not afraid of death, just eat him..." He Lan was so angry that she twisted her husband, "I promise that the moment you cut it, it will turn into a pile of minced meat..."

"You..." Lu Dayou's face turned ugly, "Why are you cursing me?"

"It's not cursing you..." He Lan rolled her eyes, then pointed to the pork hanging under the eaves, "Do you know how many pounds of these pork are together?"

"I heard what you mean, these pork is as heavy as it is?" Lu Dayou raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, you're right. It's just a heavy..." He Lan nodded, "This monster's skin is strong, and the ordinary pig-killing knife cannot be cut. It was still the one who helped cut it out. Do you know? When it was cut, the other person didn't even show the noodles. It looked like the pig himself was falling apart. Tell me. What would they think if they knew you gave them to our cow??"

As He Lan said that, she walked to the calf and gently stroked its head and comforted it.

"Can they still kill me for a cow?" Lu Dayou couldn't believe that someone would kill someone to avenge the cow.

"They won't. But they asked us to take good care of this calf, and we took care of them. They sent them to the place where grains and reincarnation were gone. Isn't this a naked slap in the face?? You also know that we Chinese all live with one face..." He Lan said.

"That..." Lu Dayou blushed a little and grabbed the back of his head, "Aren't I kidding you? Why are you taking it seriously? Nowadays, not everyone dares to raise animals. Since the couple gave us a cow, it means that this cow can be raised and can work, and it is very safe..."

"It's good that you know..." He Lan gave Lu Dayou a blank look, "What are you doing when you are standing there? This calf is injured in the leg, so hurry up and get some hemostatic medicine for it..."

"Oh, ah..." Lu Dayou responded quickly, ran into the house, and took out a can of hemostatic medicine in a short while.

The most famous one for this hemostatic medicine is of course Yunnan Baiyao. Some people have bleeding gums when brushing their teeth, so they also made Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste... Well, of course, compared with ordinary toothpaste, this Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is not a little expensive. Mountain people generally know a little about Chinese herbal medicine. If you have headaches, fever, trauma and bleeding, you can prescribe medicine to treat it yourself.

The hemostatic medicine that Lu Dayou took out was made by the medicine he collected in the mountains and then processed and configured. The prescription was passed down by their family. As for which generation of ancestors, it is hard to say, but the effect is quite good. After use, as long as the whole skin is not peeled off, it will not even leave scars. Moreover, this hemostatic medicine can not only stop bleeding, but also detoxify. Generally speaking, as long as it is not bitten by a poisonous insect with blood-sealed throat, this hemostatic medicine can basically deal with it.

Twist the lid of the medicine jar, and stick a stack of round paper pieces the size of a palm to the lid. Take out a piece of paper, pour some hemostatic medicine on it, apply it evenly, and then gently press the round paper pieces on the wound of the calf.

"Moo..." The calf started to scream in pain immediately, and his injured leg trembled.

"Don't be afraid, if you apply medicine, the injury will be cured, and it will never hurt again..." He Lan softly comforted the calf.

The little calf seemed to understand He Lan's words, shook her tail and gently buried her head in He Lan's arms.

"Hey, I'll treat it here, and it takes advantage of my wife..." Lu Dayou was a little unhappy.

"Your wife is not a great beauty. If you take this little advantage, it will take. Besides, it is not a human..." He Lan smiled with a pursed lips and said.

"It is not only not human, but also not a public. Are you sure you want to have sex with her?" Lu Dayou said.

"Go aside..." He Lan gave her husband a blank look, "The ribs have been ripe for a long time. You scared the bear today. It's just a little bit of pork ribs that are shocking..."

"I..." Lu Dayou was a little depressed, frightening the bear. He was really embarrassed. In fact, since he had let the bear lick him when he was a child, he had spoken in the village after he recovered from his injury. When he saw the bear, he must avenge him. However, his life may really be destined to be with the bear. Every year from now on, he can see the bear almost once or twice. Of course, when he really saw the bear, his bold words flew to the Jiuchongxia, and a peerless coward appeared. Fortunately, every time he saw the bear, he was far away, and there were other people on the side, so he did not lose his life.

After dating a bear again and again, everyone in the village knew that Lu Dayou was afraid of bears. Of course, everyone was afraid of bears, but the only one who was scared of three souls lost his seven souls and didn't even dare to run away was the only one Lu Dayou.

So, as soon as his wife talked about the bear, she seemed to pinch his fatal hole and immediately did not dare to say anything.

"Don't let me go, eat meat quickly. Look at it, don't let them take it all away when they leave. You have to leave two pieces for me..." He Lan said.

"Okay..." Lu Dayou responded quickly, loosened his hands from the cow's legs, and went to eat pork ribs, but the round piece of paper had already stuck to the calf's wound.

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