.Chapter 294 Thirty years old

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Rumble...

Qin Xiaojun was muttering Xiaoqing, suddenly, a muffled thunder sounded in the sky, and then purple electric snakes rushed down, making a harsh crackling sound. Wherever they came into their eyes, they had turned into a purple world of thunder and lightning. Cai@海*官网￥网

Slap...

An electric snake wandered around outside the car and disappeared in an instant. The girls looked out through the window. The black cloud had long disappeared, and there was unprecedented clarity between heaven and earth.

"It's Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing..." The girl looked surprised and pushed open the window with a bang. A blue lightning bolt rushed in from the window and crawled into her clothes.

"It's okay now, right?" Zhang Xiaohuaer sniffed slightly, but did not smell any strange smell. Instead, a fresh smell poured in from the window.

"It must be fine. Xiaoqing is going to do it, one is going to beat two..." Gu Yunfeng said with a smile.

"I'll go see my dad..." Zhang Xiaohuaer quickly pushed open the car door and jumped out quickly.

"I'll go and see it too..." Gu Yunfeng smiled and got out.

"Let's just leave them alone, eat ours quickly..." Qin Xiaojun was not polite, and brought the dishes he liked to the table, grabbed a big white steamed bun, and started eating them in big mouthfuls.

"Hehe, I'm not full..." Wang Xueying smiled and grabbed the steamed buns, and started eating with the dishes.

"Eat and eat..." When the silly girl Li Yan'er saw what she had eaten, she naturally would not be polite and grabbed her directly, "I want to eat meat, eat meat..."

"Don't grab it, use chopsticks..." Sister Bai walked out of the inner room, glared at Li Yan'er, and scolded her.

Li Yan'er was very convinced by Sister Bai. He pouted and grabbed a pair of chopsticks before he started eating.

"You have to use chopsticks to eat. Remember, if you grab it with your hands in the future, you will be punished not to eat meat. Do you understand?" Sister Bai glared at Li Yan'er again and sat down to eat. By the way, she was not full either. When she was eating in the yard, Li Yan'er suddenly ran out and she chased her out.

"It..." Li Yan'er pouted and nodded in response.

"She has become your daughter..." Qin Xiaojun just smiled and teased a few times. To be honest, if someone directly attacks during meals, it would be quite disgusting.

When the four girls were having breakfast, Zhang Xiaohuaer and Gu Yunfeng had already helped Zhang Wenge up. Zhang Wenge was so smoked by the poisonous gas, but the ** side was not hurt. The electric snake walked around the body twice, and the poisonous gas entrenched in the body also dissipated.

By the way, what really hurts people is not poisonous gas, but the stench carried by poisonous gas. Anyway, Zhang Wenge felt very hurt when the stench smelled, and the stench could no longer be described in words.

"Flower..." Zhang Wenge looked at his baby daughter in a daze, and burst into tears. "Dad doesn't want to live... burp..." As he was speaking, he suddenly burped, and a stench that soared into the sky spurted out of his mouth.

"Um..." Gu Yunfeng smelled the stench and immediately became dizzy. She turned her head and vomited. Looking at Zhang Xiaohua'er, she was in a bad condition. Her eyes were dull and her face turned red. Then she fell to one side and was fainted by the stench.

"Hua'er, you? It's all bad for your father..." Zhang Wenge fainted when he saw his daughter, and his hands were so scared that he was cold. He helped her daughter up and started crying.

"Uncle, stay away from her quickly, otherwise she will never wake up in her life..." Zhang Wengeyi, the stench became even stronger. Gu Yunfeng rolled and crawled three meters away before stopping.

"Ah?" Zhang Wenge was stunned, and his nose sniffed, and finally smelled the stinky smell. He couldn't help but turn red. He put down his daughter and hid aside quickly.

"Oh, my god, I've been so fucked to death..." Gu Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, walked quickly to Zhang Xiaohua'er, grabbed her belt, dragged her three meters away until she couldn't smell the stinking, and then gently pinched her Renzhong hole.

"Hey..." Zhang Xiaohua'er moaned and woke up slowly. As soon as she woke up, tears couldn't stop flowing down. The smell just now had smoked her. She had never smelled such a smell in her life.

"Stop crying, there is no longer that smell..." Gu Yunfeng wiped her tears and comforted her softly.

"I'm crying for my father. How much sin my father has to suffer..." Zhang Xiaohuaer choked.

"Don't say stupid things, your father is living a good life and crying?" Gu Yunfeng scolded.

"Well, I said..." Zhang Xiaohua'er nodded heavily in tears.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and send Xiao Huaer girl into the car to rest. We will set off in a while..." Nie Canglong's figure suddenly appeared, and he was still holding Bian Lanlan, but Bian Lanlan had already been unconscious.

"Is Lanlan this?" Gu Yunfeng looked at Bian Lanlan who was unconscious, and the corners of her mouth moved, and a look of concern appeared on her face.

"It's better? I'm confused..." Nie Canglong rolled his eyes. He was 2, but he was not stupid. Naturally, he could see the gloating hidden in Gu Yunfeng.

"Pity, so pitiful..." Gu Yunfeng pursed her lips, and a sympathetic expression appeared on her face.

"You are busy..." Nie Canglong nodded to her, flashed, and rushed to the luxury cart, saying to the girl who was eating, Xiaojun, you are miserable, please give her electrotherapy immediately..."

"I was having a meal, so I asked her to go to the inner room and then move the carpet and quilt in and lay it out. I'll check it out later..." The girl ate big, without even looking at Nie Canglong.

"Okay..." Nie Canglong responded quickly, and brought Bian Lanlan to the inner room, then ran out and moved the bedding, deer skin and the like in. The bedding was spread on the bed, and the deer skin was spread on the floor. "Tell you, you will have to take off your boots when you come in again..."

"Master, I will sleep in the car from now on. Can I do it? I will sleep on the floor. Deer skin is covered on the floor. It will definitely be comfortable to sleep..." Wang Xueying took a bite of the big white steamed bun, looked at Nie Canglong who was covering deer skin in the inner room, and said.

"Of course it's OK..." Nie Canglong nodded, "It doesn't matter if you sleep in a bed, it mainly depends on your teacher's wife's meaning..."

"Of course I'm fine..." Qin Xiaojun rolled her eyes, bit her silver teeth and said.

"Hehe..." Wang Xueying was amused, "Thank you, Master, thank you, Master's wife, I just need to sleep on the floor. The bed was slept by Master and Master's wife. How could I be so blind?..."

"Bah, who wants to sleep with your master?" Qin Xiaojun's face turned red and she glared at Wang Xueying.

"Hehe..." Wang Xueying just laughed and didn't dare to say more.

"Don't laugh, you're practicing qigong well?" Nie Canglong asked.

"Qigong?" Wang Xueying's eyes rolled, "The essence has been refined into qi..."

"Refining essence into qi? No, keep working hard. When your master's wife refines a few elixirs for you in the future, you will get twice the result with half the effort..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but nod when he heard Wang Xueying reach the realm of refining essence into qi. By the way, in just a few days of practice, he has been practicing to refining essence into qi. This achievement is still quite bad.

"Really?" Wang Xueying was surprised. Will the master's wife refine elixirs? She doesn't, but the master's wife can refine medicines, and the effect is quite good. I won't mention the detoxification effect of the detoxification pills. The key is the effect of making hair grow rapidly, which is definitely magical.

"Of course it's true, as long as you are not afraid of growing hair..." Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes and was a little dissatisfied with Nie Canglong. "Do you treat us as a medicine refiner? We can also know a few detoxification prescriptions, such as assisted practice, you think it's so easy to practice?"

"Uh..." Wang Xueying's excited expression froze on her face immediately. Speaking of which, Zhang Haitong's father, who had a very rent-refunded look, still had a very deep impression on her mind. Thinking about the fact that she had grown so long, "Then forget it, I'll just take one step at a time. Relying on external forces, it's not a kingly way..."

"Okay, laying the foundation is important, so you should practice slowly. Anyway, you are not old, just practice until you are thirty years old..." Nie Canglong thought for a while and said.

"Before the age of thirty, it is not difficult to cultivate to refine Qi and turn into God. I have a feeling that it only takes two years to cultivate to refine Qi and turn into God..." Wang Xueying said confidently.

"From today on, Xiaojun also needs to practice. Before he was thirty, he must practice to the realm of refining qi and transforming into gods, otherwise he would have wrinkles..." Nie Canglong said.

"I don't practice. If I have that skill, I still have to play mahjong..." the girl said indifferently.

"Wrinkles, Xiaojun, you have to think clearly..." Sister Bai was a little anxious for her. Qin Xiaojun is so beautiful, if she has wrinkles on her face, wouldn't it be a pity?

"Wrinkles are there?? If someone dislikes you, you can find someone who doesn't have wrinkles. I don't think Yuan will..." The girl's tone was a little bad.

"Look at what you said..." Sister Bai gave her a blank look, "It seems that Canglong offended you. Didn't they ask you to practice hard? Canglong is a god and his lifespan must be very long. After a hundred years, you will die of old age. Will he let him die alone??" As he said that, he began to talk to himself, "That's right, at that time, you can form a pair with Siyu. Siyu is also a land god. As long as Siyu can wait for a hundred years, he will definitely get what he wants. It will be a happy and good day in the future..."

"Why are she waiting for a hundred years? Now they can make them make a pair..." Qin Xiaojun pouted and said.

"Hehe..." Sister Bai just smiled and stopped saying anything. Her words had already touched Qin Xiaojun. In the future, she would definitely consider practicing.

"Beauty, hurry up and practice..." Nie Canglong laughed, "It is best to cultivate to refine Qi and transform into a god at the age of thirty. In this way, your figure can develop better..."

"That's what?" The girl rolled her eyes immediately, and her little face turned a little red.

"It's boring, that is, you are still as a girl's body. When you are thirty, you will be as tall as a ** body. It's more attractive to be plump..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Puchi..." Sister Bai laughed.

Wang Xueying's lips twitched and she quickly bent down. How dare she laugh?? She is an apprentice and is considered a junior. If she makes her master and wife laugh so angry, it will be normal to vent her anger.

But the silly girl Li Yan'er was just concerned about eating. She didn't care about everyone at all. By the way, with her current IQ, even if she wanted to care, she couldn't quite understand.

"You..." The girl couldn't help but get angry, and her little face turned redder.

"A man must be lustful, otherwise how can he be called a man?" Sister Bai said to Nie Canglong. Of course, this sentence is quite ambiguous. How can you think about it? Then Sister Bai is the only one.

"So, my brother-in-law is so lustful?" Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Your brother-in-law is not lustful, so how can your brother-in-law be a man?" Sister Bai said with a smile.

"Haha..." Qin Xiaojun also laughed, but involuntarily the figures of Gu Yichu and Feng Yunya appeared in his mind. These two brother-in-law are not like this now. Have they bullied them? Humph, if these two guys dare to bully them while the end of the world, when they meet in the future, Xiao Qingshe will chop you all...

Although Qin Xiaojun has a certain understanding of her two brother-in-laws, there is an old saying that people know each other but not their hearts. Now it is the end of the world. Such a chaotic period is the most test of people's moral standards. Although she is not able to turn into animals, she is always worried.

"Oh, I forgot to Chuanxi..." Nie Canglong was laying deer skin on the floor, and suddenly slapped his forehead, "Although Chuanxi is a source of poisonous gas, he may not be able to withstand this stench attack. Don't fall into the pit and drown it, that joke will be a big deal..." As he said that, he stopped laying deer skin and rushed out of the carriage.

"Is there anything I'm worried about?" the girl muttered, "These stench is also discharged from Chuanxi's body, and his resistance is definitely the strongest..."

By the way, a person's body odor cannot be smelled. Of course, even if it can be smelled, it can be tolerated, but others are different. When someone visits someone and smells some special smell, the first reaction is definitely disgusting.

"This is not Chuanxi's body sensation, and Chuanxi can't stand it. Do you think he will really fall into the pit??" Sister Bai was also a little worried.

"When I'm having a meal, I'm talking about the trench?" Qin Xiaojun said dissatisfied.

"Yes, yes, yes, I won't say it..." Sister Bai quickly responded with a smile, "Let's have a meal quickly..."

"It's better to fall into the pit..." A smile appeared on Qin Xiaojun's lips, as if he was thinking of Zhao Chuanxi falling into the pit and getting a messy look.

"You..." Sister Bai shook her head and laughed.

At this time, Nie Canglong also picked up Zhao Chuanxi from the toilet. To be honest, Nie Canglong was a little impressed. He was really a crow's mouth... Well, it could also be called "Shit the Dharma"... Zhao Chuanxi fell into the pit, his body was covered with shit and urine, and his figure looked quite embarrassed.

"It's so stinking..." Nie Canglong looked at him, frowned, and threw it directly on the side of the road, "Xiao Hei, stop patronizing your yellow, hurry up and rain to clean your uncle..."

"Okay..." Xiao Hei responded quickly, his body turned into a black lightning and flew into the sky. In an instant, endless water vapor spread out, and finally formed a rain cloud.

After brewing for a while, the water vapor in the air became more and more intense. The heavy rain finally started to fall. After being washed away by the rain, the extreme stench could no longer be smelled in the air.

"Canglong, come and see the little flower..." The car door of Car Zero was pushed open. In the heavy rain, Gu Yunfeng raised her little hand and waved to the man.

"Little Flower?" Nie Canglong was shocked when he heard this and hurriedly walked forward.

Zhang Xiaohua'er was lying in the car, her eyes closed, her little face was pale, and her delicate body was trembling unconsciously, as if she was enduring pain, showing her weakness.

"Not me anymore. Xiao Huaer was fine just now, but suddenly she became like this..." Gu Yunfeng also looked anxious.
To be continued...