Chapter 285 Facial expressions(1/2)
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"Haha..." Nie Canglong smiled and bent down and kissed the girl on the forehead, "Let's stop teasing, let's just look at the honey..."
"Yes, if you don't say it, I'll forget it..." The girl exclaimed, pushing the man's head away, looking towards the hive, her eyes down from the hive, and she happened to see the mineral water bottle that was receiving honey.
"Of course, this fairy kiss must be more tempting than honey..." Nie Canglong laughed.
"Get out..." The girl laughed angrily, gave the man a vicious look, and stomped on the man's feet quietly.
"Uh..." Nie Canglong's face immediately turned into a pig's liver color. He bent over and pointed at the girl, "You...you...you are so poisonous..." His acting skills are as good as a second-level actor.
"You are the most toxic woman's heart..." The girl curled her lips and ran to the mineral water bottle, squatted down, and watched the honey that emitted a tempting and sweet fragrance slowly flow into the bottle.
The two kissed each other not very short, and although the honey was cut off once, it was very short and did not affect the speed of the honey flowing down. Therefore, in the mineral water bottle at this time, the honey was only one bottle cap away from the mouth of the bottle, and it was about to be full.
"It's so cruel. Your foot step flattened my arch..." Nie Canglong walked to the girl's side, squatted down slowly, but one hand wrapped around the girl's waist.
By the way, after squatting down, the curve between the waist and abdomen of the body will become exaggerated. Nie Canglong was obviously tempted and his bad hands sneaked downwards and touched the girl's butt.
"You're going to die?" The girl naturally felt someone's misbehavior, and couldn't help but turn her head and glar at her anger.
"Hehe..." Nie Canglong smiled, pinched the girl's buttocks, and quickly retracted.
"Hmph..." The girl snorted, rolled her eyes to the man, but didn't care. She let the man take advantage of her. Judging from the current relationship between the two, there is no such thing as the general principle. Just keep it.
"Hehe..." Nie Canglong saw the girl just snorted, and couldn't help but hold her face apart and put it on the girl's waist. This time, he didn't do anything bad, but looked at the mineral water bottle with her.
"The viscosity is too high and the flow rate is too slow. I have finished teasing my child. It is not full yet..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, stretched out his hand and grabbed the mineral water bottle.
"Hey..." Just when the girl thought the honey was about to fall to the ground and exclaimed, an empty mineral water bottle appeared in the place where the mineral water bottle was originally placed.
"Lah?" The man held a bottle of mineral water filled with honey and showed off in front of the girl proudly. The lid had been twisted on the mouth of the bottle from time to time.
"You created another bottle? Where did you hide it in advance?" The girl blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.
"Where are you hiding? Didn't you say that? The rectum contains poison..." Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.
"Get out, you're just disgusting me..." The girl gave him anger and took the bottle. Although the man was talking and playing, it was really disgusting. If he had to hold this bottle of honey, there would be no psychological shadow when eating it?
"Where is it? Am I responding to your call?" Nie Canglong said, and with a slight retracted his arms, he hugged the girl in his arms, and watched the honey flow into the new bottle with her.
"Go aside..." The girl pretended to struggle for a few times. After it was ineffective, she accepted her fate and snuggled gently in the man's arms.
Buzzing...
At this time, a buzzing sound was heard. The buzzing sound was a little different from the buzzing sound coming from the hive. The frequency was exactly the same, but the sound was very loud and small. Without looking at it, this was the bee in the hive, and it leaked honey again, so I came out to repair the warehouse...
"It's going to be again so soon?" Nie Canglong raised his head and looked at the hive, but he happened to see several worker bees busy surrounding the damaged part of the hive.
"Is it time?" the girl asked.
"Of course, we were both kissing at that time. After they repaired it, they just returned to their nests, so I asked me to pierce it with one finger..." Nie Canglong said.
"You said, isn't it a bit unauthorized for us to steal other people's honey like this?" The girl couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when she looked at the busy figure of the bee. She worked hard to collect honey, but she had just accumulated a little, but she asked us to take it to the pot, saying that she was a little guilty.
"Can you?" Nie Canglong didn't feel that it was unauthorized, "These guys, dare to stung Brother Tong's father, we are avenging Brother Tong..."
"I just think we are forcing the fruits of other people's labor..." the girl pouted and said.
"Why are we robbing? We are robbing..." Nie Canglong said.
"I didn't expect that little green snake, we became thieves..." The girl glanced at the man, sighed and said.
"At worst, let's change the three lights into one light, and just grab them all, and don't kill them all..." Nie Canglong thought for a while and said seriously.
In fact, it is said that you can kill and snatch all of them, which means that you are just having fun, but they are actually greedy for honey.
"I always feel something is wrong..." The buzzing sound in my ears was rising and falling, and the girl couldn't help but look up at the hive, "You said that the queen bee is a monster that is about to transform. Can't it be if we steal it like this??"
"Who is this? Maybe they really can't do it?" Nie Canglong didn't care. Not to mention a monster that was about to transform, even a monster that was transformed, or even a monster equivalent to the realm of the land fairy, he would not take it seriously. As long as it was not a super pervert of the Living Xu Hedao, it would not pose any threat to him.
"Do you believe it?" the girl curled her lips, "We have been working here for so long and haven't covered it up yet. Can't it be done?"
"It's the same? If it dares to come out, I can't beat it to death..." Nie Canglong's tone was full of contempt. A monster that had not yet transformed, no matter how strong it was, he was not qualified to be taken seriously.
"Brutal..." The girl gave the man a blank look, "I fight and kill all day long..."
"If you don't fight and kill, would you let me politely tell the queen bee that my son is so greedy, give me some honey and it will give me it?" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Hate, who is so greedy?" The girl's face was blushing, but her mouth was constantly secreting saliva. Her hand couldn't help but grab the bottle of honey in her arms and made up her mind that she must taste it well afterwards...
"You are not greedy, I am so greedy..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"You know what you know..." The girl laughed, but then, saliva flowed out of her mouth, and the corners of her mouth were cold, making her feel a little embarrassed.
"Xiaojun, I'm just one thing, I want to talk to you..." Nie Canglong twisted his body with a smile, making the stick with the girl tighter.
"Say it, I'll listen..." the girl raised her eyebrows and said.
"Tell me, do we always like to curl your lips, roll your eyes, or raise your eyebrows? Every time I look at it, I want to laugh. This facial expression is really rich..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Hmm?" The girl was stunned and looked at Nie Canglong with some surprise, "Are you laughing at me?" Just now, she rolled her eyes, curled her lips, and raised her eyebrows...
"Uh..." Nie Canglong was also stunned, "I will laugh at you?? If you make such facial expressions, it only means that you are cute, but others can't do it, just pretend to be artificial..."
"Hmph..." The girl snorted, glanced at the man with a smile on her face, "You know what you are..."
"That's that's it. Under your wise leadership of Aunt Qin, how dare I not know the truth?" Nie Canglong said with a flattering smile.
"Then, who said that is the most artificial to make such a facial expression??" The girl's big eyes narrowed into crescent moons and said with a smile.
"If you want to say the most artificial one, it's Mr. Zheng and Mr. Zhang. Tell me, how old are these two? They are still so immature and unstable. I guess they are probably young men in their twenties..." Nie Canglong curled his lips and said.
"You are pretending..." The girl looked at the man seriously and suddenly spoke.
"Ah?" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled and looked at the girl stupidly, "What do you mean?"
"You're pretending..." the girl said again.
"Am I pretending?" Nie Canglong frowned.
"Of course, you just sneered..." The girl nodded seriously.
"Uh..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but be stunned and said embarrassedly that I can count it too?"
"Aren't you human?" the girl said with a blank look at the man.
"Okay, okay, I'm pretending..." Nie Canglong nodded helplessly. Just pretending to be artificial, it's much better than being excluded from the human population.
"Hehe..." The girl laughed proudly, "Who is the most artificial in it?"
"Inside?" Nie Canglong felt bitter on his face, "It's hard to say. You, except for you, I don't like them, and you won't talk about them behind your back..."
"There are only two of us here. If you talk, I won't tell you..." the girl encouraged her.
"Is this?" Nie Canglong frowned, "It should be Yuan?"
"It's Yuan?? I thought you would say Sister Feng..." Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but be surprised when she heard Nie Canglong's comment. In her impression, Gu Yunfeng seemed to be covered with a layer of fog, giving people a feeling of incompleteness.
"Because Yuan is a land god? And she has good eyesight and good hearing, but she is not doing anything? But she even looks ignorant. Isn't that just artificial?" Nie Canglong said.
"What you said makes sense..." The girl thought about it and nodded seriously. Obviously, she had agreed with Nie Canglong's statement.
"Of course, my observation of things is at the microscope, which is even better than a microscope..." Nie Canglong said proudly.
"Look, you can..." The girl rolled her eyes involuntarily and couldn't help laughing.
While the two were joking, Zhang Zhuangjia's house and Yuan Siyu was hiding in the quilt. Her little mouth was pouting and could tie a cow. Her hands hidden in the quilt were even tangled together, as if they were to twist them into pieces.
"I didn't expect that he actually... said that to me..." Yuan Siyu's silver teeth creaked and her eyes became wet involuntarily.
"Hmm?" Bian Lanlan, who was playing cards, couldn't help but frowned and looked at Yuan Siyu, "Yuan, what did you say?? Who said you?"
"It's not your business, just play your cards..." Yuan Siyu said angrily.
"Oh hehe?" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up, and her little feet kicked Yuan Siyu's butt, "Yuan, is that right?? Did you hear the little green snake talking about you behind the back??"
"Is that the same?" Yuan Siyu sat up suddenly and glared at Bian Lanlan, "Do you think you are good? In his eyes, you are just a silly girl with a fat ass..."
Bian Lanlan's face turned black, and the playing cards in her hand were deformed in her palm...
"Ahem, no, right?" Gu Yunfeng turned around in surprise, and glanced across Yuan Siyu and Bian Lanlan's faces. Of course, the gloating deep in the eyes could not be concealed.
"Do you think you are good?" Yuan Siyu glanced at Gu Yunfeng with a disdainful sneer.
"I...I'm?" Gu Yunfeng immediately became nervous and was at a loss.
"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu snorted coldly, lay down, pulled up the quilt and covered the whole body.
"My master is a good person..." Wang Xueying quietly threw the playing cards in her hand into the pile of cards, and her body shrank towards the corner of the kang.
It would be fine if Wang Xueying didn't mention someone. When she mentioned someone like that, Bian Lanlan's eyes turned red, and a layer of mist was covered in her eyes, which was shiny under the fluorescent light.
"Lanlan, we're going to bed, we're going to bed, don't think about it..." Seeing that Bian Lanlan's condition was a little wrong, Sister Bai hurriedly stepped forward to comfort her, grabbed the playing cards in Bian Lanlan's hand, and pulled her to sleep.
"I won't sleep, I'm going to wait for him, I'll ask him in person..." Bian Lanlan broke free from Sister Bai, raised her sleeves, and wiped her tears.
"Are you stupid??" Sister Bai put her shoulders on her shoulders, "Is he related to you? Can you tell you the truth?"
"My master is a good person, so he won't say these words..." Wang Xueying refuted for her master quite powerlessly. In fact, she also believed that such words could indeed come from the master's mouth.
"He is a good person? He is just a bastard..." Bian Lanlan said gritting her teeth.
To be continued...