Chapter 274 Wedding preparations
.Chapter 274. Wedding preparations are underway
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Xiao Hei ignored the two of them, but went into the yard and handed the black fish to Zhao Chuanxi. After all, the black fish was asked by Zhao Chuanxi. Although Nie Canglong was on the scene, the rules were rules. You can't give what the second brother wanted to the eldest brother. Otherwise, not only the second brother would not like it, but even the eldest brother would not like it. Well, unless the eldest brother asked for it.
Under the shock of Xiao Hei's dragon power, this black fish was already quite obedient and tame. He was brought in by Zhao Chuanxi and did not dare to move. If it was said that its intelligence was not very high, but its instinctive reaction made it know that there were people who were better than Jiaolong and other powerful figures in this yard, and honesty was the way to save lives.
"This guy knows ice spells?" Zhao Chuanxi held the black fish, looked left and right, but he didn't find any difference between it and ordinary black fish. At most, it was a little bigger, but the big one was not too exaggerated. After all, what could be carried by people?
"Of course, as long as it is put into the water, it can use spells to freeze the water. Of course, a great dragon like me who can summon wind and rain and turn into ice is not as good as a horse..." Xiao Hei said proudly.
"It's already pretty good. In this day, those who can use ice in the summer are much better than those in the 1980s...." Zhang Haitong was dressed up with a spirit and spirit, and walked out of the house with three steps and three waves, looking quite stingy.
When Xiao Hei saw Zhang Haitong coming out, he didn't say much, but turned around and walked out. The yard was not where it should be. It was self-aware of this.
"Haha, congratulations to Brother Tong, this is a little pass..." Zhao Chuanxi looked at Zhang Haitong who was wearing a straight suit and couldn't help laughing. He was used to seeing him wearing Hanfu, and suddenly changed back to the suit, which was as uncomfortable as he looked.
"Hehe, we are happy together..." Zhang Haitong giggled foolishly.
"How could you be together? This is when you marry a wife, my wife is still alive..." Zhao Chuan joked with a smile.
"Hehe, it's a pity that our Hanfu is all black, otherwise, it's just right to be a wedding dress..." Zhang Haitong wore Hanfu for a few days and then put on the suit, and felt a little awkward. Yes, how could this suit be as loose and comfortable as Hanfu?
"In fact, it's nothing to wear Hanfu. This black is a relatively noble color among our Han people. In feudal society, most people cannot wear black clothes. Moreover, our Hanfu is called deep clothes, but it is not a common clothes..." Nie Canglong did not take the fire in the ice warehouse seriously at all, and it was nothing to talk about.
"What is it not a regular dress?" Zhang Haitong was a little puzzled. Although he didn't know much about Hanfu, he also knew the difference between regular dresses. Generally speaking, after the Han Dynasty, deep clothes were regular dresses.
"Crown Clothing..." Nie Canglong let out a hand and pointed to his own gauze crown, "The one we wear on our heads is not called a hat, but a crown. Speaking of which, our clothes should be considered as crowns, but they are different from those of the kings." The key is that there are no heralds on their Hanfu, and there is not a single herald. Only with heralds can it be considered a real crown dress.
"Hmm?" After hearing Nie Canglong say this, Zhang Haitong's mind was active. "If I wear regular clothes, it would definitely not be very suitable, but if it was a crown clothes..."
The crown garment is usually regarded as a dress. The emperor worships the heavens and worships the emperor, and even wears twelve chapters of clothing. The twelve chapters of clothing is the most noble clothing among Hanfu, also called the Great Crown.
"I think it's better for you to wear Hanfu. The wide robe and big sleeves make the young man look so elegant? It doesn't look like this suit? It looks awkward, it's so annoying no matter how you look at it..." Zheng Dongfang looked at Zhang Haitong changing back to the suit, and felt a little awkward. He looked at the excited groom and curled his lips.
"I think so, but my Hanfu is covered with blood. If I wash it now, I don't know if I can do it." Looking at Mr. Zheng's disdainful expression, Zhang Haitong's forehead was sweating.
"Don't you know what material our Hanfu is made of?" Nie Canglong was a little surprised. "We have seen who have washed clothes these days?? Who have you seen that their clothes have been dirty? As long as they are dirty, they can shake them. Stubborn stains will be cleaned in water..."
"I'm stained with blood, it's liquid. I have to wash it with water. I don't know when it will dry..." Zhang Haitong said.
"Stupid..." Nie Canglong felt a little embarrassed, "After washing it, throw it into the fire and burn it, then it will be done immediately?"
"Canglong, I heard it right?? You asked me to throw my clothes into the fire?" Zhang Haitong suspected that Nie Canglong was mentally abnormal by his marriage. He put the clothes into the fire and burned immediately.
"My God..." Nie Canglong grinned, speechless, looking at Zhang Haitong like an idiot, "Don't you remember? Our clothes cannot even be broken by lightning?? Can a mere fire burn our clothes??"
"If you say that, it's really the case? I'll do my clothes now. I'll get married today and have to wear a whole piece of Hanfu..." Zhang Haitong suddenly figured it out, turned around and ran back to the house.
Think about it, Sister Yuan often ate the inner elixir and let Xiaoqing split it once or twice, but the Hanfu on her body was not even crispy, let alone burning. More importantly, it stimulated Song Rensheng. When Song Rensheng got married, he wore a big red top prize suit. We don’t have the top prize suit, so we just wore a crown suit. Fortunately, the bride was not wearing a white wedding dress, but a big red wedding dress. In fact, when marrying in the countryside, no matter what the bride wore at the wedding, he must wear a big red wedding dress when worshiping heaven and earth. In China, red represents joy.
Under the command of Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, several young men carried the prey that Xiao Baiding caught into the yard. Of course, the weight of the prey was very large... Especially the wild boar, which was nearly ten meters long, made everyone feel that they couldn't start... Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi felt "struggle" when he saw the young men carrying the prey, so he took the opportunity to get it in. This made these young men put the prey into the yard.
Of course, when Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was "spoken" he glared at Xiao Bai Ding'er who was lying on the side. This guy would not have directly brought his prey into the yard? But Xiao Bai Ding waved his head and ignored him.
Actually, Xiaobai Ding'er was also wronged. Isn't it just to clean up the prey? What's wrong with cleaning it out? Why do you have to put it into the yard to clean it up? Dismember them into small pieces and then move them into the yard. Isn't it easier? Some people have their IQs that are not as good as ours...
It was Zhang Tang who cleaned up these preys. Zhang Tang was not a professional butcher. He was a red case, or a chef. However, it is still competent to dismember an animal. In fact, don’t think about dismembering wild animals. What does it mean? Zhang butcher died and did not eat a pig with hair. To say that the dismembered prey is about cutting the prey into small pieces. The butcher’s work is to try to do the dismemberment work perfectly, and make the skin be the skin, bones are bones, and meat is meat. In fact, it is really done with the skin, and there is no shredded meat on the bones. Looking at it,
There are not many people on the earth. What is important for butchers is the technique of "cutting a cow", but it does not mean that others will not dismember the prey. At most, it is just a bit of dismemberment. Even if you have never killed pigs, who has never died a dog? After the dog dies, although it may not be stewed and eaten, most people will peel off the dog skin. After the dog skin is peeled off, it can be sold to the skin collector, or it can be processed by yourself and sewed into a leather mattress. Anyway, dog skin is a very practical leather material. If you use dog skin to practice your hands, most people can have the butcher skills of having two knives.
Zhang Tang narrowed his eyes and looked at the largest wild boar in the courtyard. The wild boar was too big and looked like an elephant... In fact, this wild boar was several sizes larger than an ordinary elephant, or one or two times more than an elephant. The young men couldn't even believe that they actually carried such a giant into the courtyard... He held a bone-clearing knife in his hand and rubbed it twice on the grinding stone. The sharp knife flashed a hint of cold light, which looked a little scary. However, although he held the sharp knife in his hand, he was not relaxed in his heart, because he looked for a long time and couldn't find the place to cut the knife. It was not easy for this big guy to cut the knife from anywhere.
"Oh, Xiao Nie, discuss something with you..." A group of young people carried the corpses of monsters into the yard. Zheng Cui also approached the yard and came to Nie Canglong, looking at Nie Canglong with a smile.
"Oh, aunt, don't be polite. If you have anything to do, just say it. With my friendship with Brother Tong, those who can help will definitely not refuse..." Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"I can't say this, I don't know if you have any taboos..." Zheng Cui heard Nie Canglong say this, and knew that there was still something else that he didn't say later. It was not something that could be helped, and it would be useless if you said it.
"What taboos? You are talking about the key points..." Nie Canglong asked with a smile.
"Even if you are sending off a marriage, you know that Fangfang of our family has broken off relations with her parents and now she has no family members. I think you are very energetic. If you can be a family member of our family, it will be a blessing for us Fangfang..." Zheng Cui is quite eloquent. In fact, the old ladies in the countryside are quite eloquent, but most old ladies speak unorganizedly, just relying on their voices and making trouble.
"This is? Of course there is no problem..." Nie Canglong thought it was something, so he agreed at that time, saying that it was a wedding, but it wasn't it that they had sent it. Xiao Zhu'er was just given by them?
"Oh, thank you so much..." Zheng Cui immediately smiled.
"You're welcome, we'll be happy too..." Nie Canglong said.
"To be honest, it's really unimaginable. How did you bite such a big pig and get it back to death??" Zheng Cui looked at the big wild boar with a little blurred look. She had never been tired of watching such a big pig for the rest of her life. If any pig farm could raise such a big pig, that would be the real "big harvest". Think about it, wasn't the figure of this pig appearing during the Great Leap Forward?
"This is very simple..." Nie Canglong didn't think there should be any hidden things. "Our little Bai Ding is quite perverted. Not to mention dragging such a pig, even an elephant is not ambiguous at all..."
"This elephant..." Zheng Cui frowned and said, while looking at Nie Canglong, "It seems that it is not that big, right?"
"Isn't it?" Nie Canglong glanced at the wild boar lying on the ground. It was bigger than the elephant. He couldn't help but smile awkwardly. "In the past, elephants were the largest land mammals. I forgot the actual situation and said I'm just letting go. Now, with the arrival of the end of the world, all kinds of huge creatures will appear one after another. Maybe one day, you can see those giant monsters."
"How big is the giant-style??" Zheng Cui asked curiously.
"At least it must be more than ten times that of this wild boar, otherwise, how could he be qualified to be a giant?" Nie Canglong smiled slightly, and a special demeanor rippled in his expression.
"I feel that something might be wrong with your nerves..." Zheng Cui looked at Nie Canglong and felt that his mental state was somewhat similar to those of the patients in the mental hospital. As soon as he spoke, he said what he said in his heart. Your grandma, this pig is so big now. If it is ten times bigger, what kind of monster would it be? If it is stepped on people, it would not be a few kicks?
Of course, Zheng Cui was not worried about her future when she heard Nie Canglong so 'boasting', because fools would take the 'boasting' seriously.
"..." Nie Canglong was looking forward to the future and looking forward to it. Zheng Cui's words were like a big stick, directly hitting his forehead, making him look like a star and dizzy.
How could you say I was mentally ill? I didn’t seem to provoke you? On the contrary, I promised to be my family for your daughter-in-law. Is that how you repay me??
The young mind was seriously hurt, and Nie Canglong couldn't help but think of the word "reward". He originally didn't plan to ask for compensation. After all, helping others is the basis of happiness, and he is good with Zhang Haitong, so asking for compensation seems vulgar. However, if Zheng Cui bullies this, the reward is still necessary. We are a person in the secular world, so it's better to be a little vulgar. This movie is almost vulgar and goes to a mental hospital.
"Oh, uncle doesn't know how to do it. The size of this wild boar is so big..." Zheng Cui looked at Zhang Tang with a hesitant look and couldn't help but sigh.
"It's quite big. Do you want me to help me?" Nie Canglong curled his lips and said.
"You?" Zheng Cui looked at Nie Canglong with some surprise, "Can you do it?"
"Auntie, please remove the word "this" and don't have any questions..." Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "You must say firmly, you can..."
"Tsk..." Zheng Cui curled her lips disdainfully, "I said you can do it, you can do it? Is it okay? I have to speak with practical actions..."
"If you ask them to give in, I'll give it a knife..." Nie Canglong looked at the sky. It was already a little late. If he delayed it any longer, it would be auspicious time.
"Brother, you get out of the way first and let Xiao Nie try..." Zheng Cui shouted to Zhang Tang.
"Huh?" Zhang Tang was facing the giant wild boar and didn't know what to do. Zheng Cui's words made him feel upset. He frowned and wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything. He just walked to the side silently. The sharp bone-clearing knife was inserted into the ground, and the cold light flashed, looking lonely.
Nie Canglong stood by the edge of the ice bank and did not change. In fact, when he reached his level, he did not need to pick up a prey himself, he just needed...
Two sword auras shot out from Nie Canglong's pupils and instantly penetrated into the wild boar's body. Silently, the whole wild boar's body collapsed, and the entire huge body seemed to be as soft as a ball of rotten meat.
Another killer move was used by Nie Canglong on the dismembered wild boar. I don’t know if this is a waste of resources...
"Hmm?" Zhang Tang frowned as he watched the changes of the wild boar, and walked forward slowly. He gently pressed the wild boar. At the beginning, the meat had no elasticity. The same was true for pressing other places. He felt a little shocked. The meat had no elasticity, which was the most powerful proof of being dismembered. "So amazing, it was so easy to dismember the whole wild boar into pieces..."
"The blade is on its belly. Just cut it open and you can know what it looks like..." Nie Canglong said with a smirk at the corner of his mouth.
"This big wild boar is really miserable..." Zhang Wenge shook his head and sighed while shaking his head.
"Haha..." Zheng Dongfang smiled indifferently. To him, wasn't it just a wild boar? Anyway, it was dead, so it would not be too much tormenting its corpse.
"Haha, Canglong is showing off his skills again?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi walked over with his hands on his back, looking at his precious apprentice, "Chuanxi, why don't you put the fish in the basin?"
Chapter completed!