Chapter 232 The characteristic education of old Taoists(1/2)
.Chapter 232 The characteristic education of the old Taoist priests
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"Oh..." Zhao Chuanxi responded quickly and ran towards the big tent with a bumpy look. Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi felt a toothache. This boy's vulgarity had completely integrated into his bones.
"Sister Yuan?? Is Sister Yuan awake?" Zhao Chuanxi stood at the door of the tent, bowed his body slightly, and spoke for a long time before finally speaking.
"What are you doing? You're so ambiguous??" Yuan Siyu came out of the tent in a daze, her expression was impatient, but after a closer look, she could still find some other smells.
"Haha..." Zhao Chuanxi smiled flatteringly, "Sister Yuan is so arrogant, don't talk about it, Sister Yuan wants to help..."
"Hmm?" Yuan Siyu's beautiful eyes widened, "What does it mean? Is someone going to die?"
"Absolutely..." Zhao Chuanxi pointed to the tent not far away, "What might happen inside is that, and the lesbian inside is likely to be in danger of life..."
"No?" Yuan Siyu's face turned red and she looked surprised. "If they do that kind of thing, they will be in danger of life? What are you kidding? Although Canglong is brave, he will not destroy flowers and willows, and fish in the dry pond?" Her eyes and eyes were clever and could naturally hear the sound coming from the tent.
"This matter is absolutely true. Please ask Sister Yuan to show her compassion and save her..." Zhao Chuanxi bowed deeply, and his words were extremely sincere.
"Why don't you go?" Yuan Siyuxia looked at Zhao Chuanxi and said.
"I am a man. If I see certain scenes, it will inevitably be embarrassing to get along in the future. Sister Yuan is a woman. Even if I see certain things, it doesn't matter..." Zhao Chuanxi said.
"Aren't you afraid of me having needle holes?" Yuan Siyu rolled her eyes and said to herself, "Why doesn't it matter if I see it?" I am the eldest daughter of a yellow flower. When you see them doing that, where do you want me to put my face?"
"The girl is only one step away from entering the realm of a land god. Where can I get needle holes??" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi also ran over to lobby.
"I'm afraid of dirting my eyes..." Yuan Siyu glared at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi with some shame and anger and said.
"Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I hope the girl will abandon the little things and make a great contribution to save her..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi looked solemn and gave a deep salute to Yuan Siyu.
"Hiss..." Yuan Siyu looked at the old Taoist priest who was so serious, and couldn't help but gasp and couldn't help but feel awe.
"Sister Yuan, you agreed? I'll thank you for your life-saving grace on behalf of my nephew..." Zhao Chuanxi also gave a deep gift.
"Huh..." Yuan Siyu exhaled a long breath, "Okay, I agree to this..."
"Then I'll thank Sister Yuan..." Zhao Chuanxi immediately said happily.
"The girl is so noble and honest, I really admire her..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi gave another tribute and praised.
"But you want to sing a song for me..." Yuan Siyu's eyes swept across the faces of the two.
"What song? As long as I can sing it, I will never refuse..." Zhao Chuanxi patted his chest and made a promise.
"Forget it, your singing is too terrifying, so let the Taoist priest come, the wind is slight and the Yishuihan, and the hero will never return once he leaves..." Yuan Siyu's expression seemed to be ready to be executed generously.
"The old Taoist can't sing this song. The old Taoist can only sing "Birthday Song". I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday, I wish you a happy birthday..." Master Yun Zhongzi clapped his hands to match the rhythm.
"Forget it, birthday songs are birthday songs. Life is at stake, I'm going..." Yuan Siyu gritted her teeth, turned around, and walked towards the big bull cart.
"Master, are you still singing?" Zhao Chuanxi held his elbow and slapped Master.
"If she doesn't sing, what if she doesn't go?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi paused for a moment and said.
"I mean..." Zhao Chuanxi swallowed and wiped off the sweat beads on his forehead. "We have always been guessing whether human death will happen. To be honest, the possibility of human death is quite small..."
"This..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi also sweated, because he was so funny with his disciples that he didn't expect this level at all... No, it wasn't that he didn't expect it, but he just ignored it.
A mistake, a fatal mistake...
"Master, what should we do now?" Zhao Chuanxi's voice trembled a little.
"How do I know? It's up to someone to slaughter..." Looking at Yuan Siyu's little hand gently lifting the soft door of the car tent, Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi felt that his spine was being pulled away, and his figure was swaying.
"You are busy, I'll go and avoid the limelight..." Zhao Chuanxi said, looking around, wanting to find a hidden place to hide.
"I'm so busy..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips, "The old Taoist Yun Yehe is not busy at any time. There is no village or shop here. Where do you think you can hide??"
"What should I do?" Zhao Chuanxi said.
"The soldiers come and the generals block it, and the water comes and the soil cover it..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said.
"..." Zhao Chuanxi didn't say anything, because Yuan Siyu had already returned. Compared with the blushing face before he went, Yuan Siyu's face was ashen, which made people feel quite palpitations when he looked at it.
"That..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled embarrassedly, "Thank you for your hard work, girl..."
"Thank you, grandma, you two bastards, you are so fooling your aunt..." Yuan Siyu was so angry that she was so angry that she veins rose on her forehead, and she was not polite at all.
"I know, the girl saw something that she shouldn't have seen, which dirty the girl's eyes. If the girl is unresolved, she will dig off the old Taoist's eyes, which is considered as the old Taoist apologizing to the girl..." said Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi.
"What should I see not to see?? Nie Canglong is pinching his apprentice's feet, what can I not see? I finally discovered that you are a pair of despicable masters and apprentices, must have no intentions. Come to me truthfully, otherwise don't blame me for being rude..." Yuan Siyu smiled coldly and said.
"Pinch your feet?" The master and apprentice exclaimed at the same time, their eyes widening round.
"Of course..." Yuan Siyu's big eyes narrowed and looked down at the changes in their expressions, as if she wanted to break a shocking conspiracy from their expressions.
"Why... why is it so... so nice?" Yun Zhongzi Taoist Shan's skin was twitching.
"It's so normal, it's comfortable..." Zhao Chuanxi interrupted, not knowing which group he belonged to, "I said at the beginning that my brother is not that kind of person, you don't believe it, but now you believe it? I've also tortured Sister Yuan..."
"When did you say it? It seemed that you first doubted Canglong's character and misled me. I was too stupid. I thought you and Canglong were the most familiar with you, but I actually believed you. I really regretted it..." Yun Zhongzi's face turned black with anger, and he was just a slutty. Why did he even blame his master for the blame?
"Master, let me tell you, today you have to take the blame, and you have to take it even if you don't take it even..." Zhao Chuanxi said bluntly.
"Why, you dare to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and looked at his precious apprentice with a very unkind look.
"I dare not take it as a deceiving master and deceased ancestor, but should you fulfill the bet we made??" Zhao Chuanxi said with a grim smile.
"What bet? Why don't the old Taoist know?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was a little puzzled.
"About my brother's character, is it worse than a beast or a beast..." Zhao Chuanxi said.
"Your brother squeezes his feet, doesn't mean he is worse than a beast?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said dissatisfied.
"Then let's wait. When my brother comes out, let's see if my brother is worse than a beast..." Zhao Chuanxi was excited at this moment. Since the junior nephew made such a sound, it was because of pinching his feet, and the sister-in-law made such a sound, it was probably because of pinching his feet.
"Who is afraid of who?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glared, "I don't believe that Brother Po is so eggless. They must have accomplished a good thing..."
"Then let's wait. I'll agree with you first. If you admit defeat now, then you will take the blame for this. It's because you fulfilled your bet. But if you don't admit defeat, then I will have to change the conditions at that time. There are extremely harsh conditions..." Zhao Chuanxi said.
"The old Taoist said at the beginning that as long as I can handle your conditions, the old Taoist will fulfill them. If the old Taoist cannot handle them, you can only change one condition..." Master Yun Zhongzi felt that he was at a disadvantage.
"If there is one, there is two. Without three, there is no tribute. My condition is that you have to agree to me three more conditions..." Zhao Chuanxi said.
"Impossible, the old Taoist can't do it..." Master Yun Zhongzi's face, which was already very dark, suddenly became even darker, and he roared at his precious apprentice.
"You can definitely do it. The three conditions I want to put forward are all tailor-made for you, and they must be able to do it with your ability. Just imagine, if I consider you like this, how can you be so embarrassed to not be able to do it?" Zhao Chuanxi smiled obscenely.
"You, good boy..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi was so angry that his whole body trembled.
"Thank you for your praise. Your praise is the greatest encouragement to your apprentice. Your apprentice will not let your master down. You will definitely continue to work hard and set new highs to contribute to our country's vulgar cause and contribute your own strength..." Zhao Chuanxi said proudly.
"The old Taoist is wrong, the old Taoist is really wrong. The old Taoist accepts you as his disciple is the biggest mistake I have ever done in my life. How can a master be qualified to accept you as his disciple?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi cried with a sad face, looking down and out.
"Master, you are too modest. You are very powerful, knowledgeable, honest and trustworthy, and you are always honest. Your apprentice is convinced by you..." Zhao Chuan said with a happy smile.
"Advisor, you made your master feel ashamed..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was almost crying. His precious disciple was really good at squeezing people. He was honest and trustworthy, and he was not deceptive, which made us embarrassed to be silly. By the way, although we are vulgar, we have principles.
"Master, how can you be so humble??" Zhao Chuan was full of joy and affection. It looked like acting in a drama. It made people feel goose bumps when they heard it. I don't know the details of Zhao Chuanxi, so I must think that he was a drama actor.
"..." Yun Zhongzi's mouth twitched, and a feeling of powerlessness arose in his heart. Is this disciple too difficult? Why did he beg for nothing to accept him as his disciple? Did he shoot himself in the foot?
"I said, have you two finished discussing it?" Yuan Siyu's quite unkind voice sounded in the ears of the master and the apprentice.
"Uh..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was stunned, his eyes rolled, and he hurriedly resigned, "That girl, we have finished discussing..."
"Now, you two honestly tell me what conspiracy is there? Otherwise, when Canglong comes out, I will tell him that you two urged me to break in and catch the offender..." Yuan Siyu smiled coldly and said.
"That's my brother, that's my sister-in-law, that's my junior nephew. What conspiracy can I have?" Zhao Chuanxi said.
"Yes, yes, we have no conspiracy, we have no conspiracy..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said with a righteous look and the world is for the sake of the public.
"Guess, do I believe it?" Yuan Siyu actually knew that the two of them would not have any bad intentions at all. At most, they were a little more vulgar and a little more cramped. But today they were fooled by these two people, so naturally they would not let them go so easily.
The master and apprentice shook their heads together, and they couldn't say such a skillful thing, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu snorted coldly, "If you don't give me a satisfactory answer today, then we will defeat you. I don't want this face anymore, and I will also tell the world the evil deeds of you two evil villains..."
"Girl, why do you have to do this? Turn a blind eye and just go there like this?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi laughed and said.
"Yes, yes, Sister Yuan, I really have no bad intentions. I just misunderstood. My brother suddenly called my junior nephew in, and then she called out a very misunderstood voice. I'm not upset for my sister-in-law..." Zhao Chuanxi said with a sad face.
"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu sneered, with murderous intent in her heart, and her pair of eagle-like eyes staring at Zhao Chuanxi tightly, staring at him all over.
"Advisor, you are really dishonest. You must be honest and trustworthy, and be honest and honest. It is not good to deceive others..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said with a serious face and a hypocritical look.
"Hmph..." Yuan Siyu sneered a few more times again.
"Well, let me tell the truth..." Zhao Chuanxi glared at his master. If he didn't know that the old bull's nose was deliberately shattering him, he would have been stupid to a certain extent and smiled at Yuan Siyu, "This is really a misunderstanding. I saw that my brother had a little lower taste and felt a little unbalanced. Do you think? What is my junior nephew's appearance? Although he is also a beauty, compared to Sister Yuan, it is really a disgusting thing. I admit that I have some despicable thoughts. I am not a human being. My sister-in-law is so nice to me. I even pimped my brother. I deserve to die..." As he said, tears squeezed out from the corner of his eyes, looking extremely regretful.
"You, you, you..." Yuan Siyu's face turned red, pimping? Who was he trying to pull it?
"I was obsessed with it for a moment..." Zhao Chuanxi cried bitterly, "I thought at that time that my brother is such a heroic person, a woman with a appearance of less than 99 points, doesn't he think..." As he said that, he covered his mouth, squatted on the ground, and his shoulders were shaking violently.
"You..." Yuan Siyu blushed and pointed at Zhao Chuanxi and couldn't speak. Then she turned her body and ran away in panic.
"It's despicable, but I like it..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled and picked the big thumbs up at his disciple, applauding his cleverness very much. "Just with your despicable and shameless spirit, the master agreed to your three conditions..."
"Master..." Zhao Chuanxi said in a crying voice, "Then you are welcome. I want to use these three conditions and ask you for nine more conditions..."
"..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi was covered in black lines. He had lived for most of his life and had never seen such a sturdy and climbing along the pole, and having a suffocating face.
"Master, don't blame me for being cruel..." Zhao Chuanxi raised his head, his face full of tears, "This time, I offended many people, especially my sister-in-law. After coming out, I still have to peel off my skin? I'm all for you to block the disaster. You insisted that I save people. The root of everything lies with you. If you don't compensate me for your disciple, then your disciple will be so frustrated..."
To be continued...