Chapter 223 Illusions
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Chapter 223 Illusion
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"What's the use of graduation certificate? Nowadays, many people have fake certificates, and even the public security bureau can't find out the ID card, so the graduation certificate is even more useless. It's the most affordable. Nowadays, companies and enterprises are recruiting, and education is no longer a good idea. Those with work experience are preferred..." Qin Xiaojun said disdainfully.
"I have two years of work experience, do you have it?" Bian Lanlan can indeed despise Qin Xiaojun in her work.
"Can you change jobs in three days be called work experience? Do you want to be an agent?" Qin Xiaojun's words were sharp enough, but there was no basis for facts, and it was all based on speculation and malicious rumors.
"Who has changed jobs in three days? I have only worked for the same job since I graduated to today..." Bian Lanlan's face turned red.
"Is that right?" Qin Xiaojun raised his eyebrows, "I don't believe it..."
"You believe it or not, and I won't work for you. It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not..." Bian Lanlan said.
"If you don't believe it, you don't believe it..." Qin Xiaojun said, shaking her head and making faces.
"Hmph, I'll let you believe it in a while..." Bian Lanlan said with a sneer.
"It's over, it's arguing again..." Nie Canglong slapped his forehead and said in distress.
As long as the two girls get together, there will be no moment of quivering. For small things that are as big as sesame and green beans, the two girls can quarrel and enjoy it, just as if a quarrel is so fun.
"Okay, OK, the fish is grilled..." When the big carp was roasted golden, a strong fresh fragrance emanated. Nie Canglong hurriedly greeted the two women, hoping that the fish could block their little mouths.
"Okay?" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up and she reached out to grab the grilled fish. It was as fast as lightning. At such a speed, even if the most powerful thief saw it, she would be ashamed to knock her head against the wall.
"It's mine..." Bian Lanlan took the lead in grabbing the grilled fish. Qin Xiaojun did not show any weakness, and also stretched out his hand to grab the grilled fish.
After all, Bian Lanlan was quick and snatched the fish directly. Bian Lanlan was proud of her snatching the fish, but she found that Nie Canglong had a fish in her hand. No, it should be half a fish. This big fish was cut into two halves by Nie Canglong along the dorsal fin.
"Hehehe..." Qin Xiaojun proudly took the other half of the grilled fish from Nie Canglong. The hand was quite heavy. The strong fresh aroma penetrated into his nose, and the greedy person swallowed his saliva.
"It's cheaper for you..." Bian Lanlan was quite dissatisfied with such a result, but there was no way. The fish was too big, and she would never be able to eat just half of it.
"Is it good for you to be cheap?" Qin Xiaojun rolled her eyes and glared at a lesbian who was good at cheapness. "I won't bother you because this fish is quite big. Oh, if it's a whole, I really can't handle it..." As she said that, she held the grilled fish in both hands, and smiled.
"Do you want to cut it open and eat it?" Nie Canglong asked.
"No, it's easy to be stolen by cutting it open and eating it..." Qin Xiaojun looked at Bian Lanlan and shook her head vigorously. The girl had long been wary of a woman's forced robbery.
"Hmph..." Bian Lanlan glared at her, and grunted, and took a big bite on the grilled fish. The delicious taste immediately filled her mouth. The smooth and tender taste of her tongue was almost knotted, so she immediately ignored Qin Xiaojun.
"Let's eat too..." Qin Xiaojun didn't eat at night, and before she could eat the grilled fish, she was snatched away by Bian Lanlan. At this time, she saw Bian Lanlan eating grilled fish with her cheeks, and her mouth was so greedy that she was rumbling and rumbling. She didn't even bother to compete with Bian Lanlan. With a grunt, she bit off a large piece of meat from the back of the fish and started eating it in big mouthfuls.
"Is it so delicious?" Nie Canglong tear off a piece of meat from the leba fan and slowly started eating. To be honest, eating is now optional for him. Even if he doesn't eat, he won't feel hungry.
"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu..." The girl's little mouth was stuffed with fish, and she couldn't speak at all, but seeing her little head slightly hard, she knew that she was quite satisfied with the grilled fish.
"Eat slowly, eat slowly, and no one robs you..." Nie Canglong felt dizzy when he saw her eating fish.
"That, can you let the old Taoist eat something?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's somewhat obscene voice rang beside the two of them.
"Don't you say no one robbed me?" Qin Xiaojun immediately swallowed the fish in his mouth, held the grilled fish, and hid behind Nie Canglong quickly.
"Girl baby, when did we snatch your fish?? Don't we care if you want something to eat??" Before Nie Canglong said anything, Master Yun Zhongzi stepped forward with a smile on his face, "The smell of this fish is so fragrant, it is clearly a spiritual thing. Eating it can improve your physique. The old Taoist will not take advantage of you..." As he said that, he took out a wine gourd from his waist, "The old Taoist will share the treasured wine with you..."
"Hmm?" Seeing Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's action of taking out the wine gourd, it was even more evil than Liu Qian. Nie Canglong couldn't help but frown, "Where is Taoist Master's wine gourd hidden? Why can't I see it at all before?"
"Of course it's hidden on your body. The old Taoist wine gourd is a treasure. If you want to know its secret, I'm afraid..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi narrowed his eyes and stared at Qin Xiaojun's grilled fish with a wicked smile on his face.
"If you want to eat fish, unless you give me the gourd..." Qin Xiaojun said with his eyes rolling around.
"This is not possible..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi quickly hugged the gourd into his arms and looked at Qin Xiaojun with a vigilant look, "This is the most valuable thing on the old Taoist, I can't give it to you..."
"Then I can only say sorry to you..." The girl said, taking a light bite on the back of the fish, "Well, it smells so good..."
"Gulu..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi swallowed and turned his gaze to Bian Lanlan, "That, big girl..."
"What?? I just called her a girl, and now I call me a big girl. Am I older than her?" Bian Lanlan looked at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, with a very bad face, and glared at Qin Xiaojun viciously.
"Of course you are older than me, aren't you self-aware?" Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.
"How could it be? Don't listen to her nonsense..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi quickly denied it.
"What does that mean?" Bian Lanlan ignored Qin Xiaojun and stared at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi aggressively. Some words came from Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, which was far more powerful than her own counterattack.
"Well, let's give an example..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was an old fox, so he naturally knew what Bian Lanlan wanted to hear. "My master nephew is two years older than my junior brother, so why don't he still call him uncle? So, generation and age have no direct relationship..."
"So, my seniority is bigger than her?" Bian Lanlan was happy, glanced at Qin Xiaojun, and found that the girl's face was dark, and she couldn't help but feel even more proud.
"Tissy, tacit..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi quickly laughed, "I don't know this fish..."
"Originally, it's nothing to give you a bite. After all, you're not young anymore. If you want to eat, I won't give it to us, both of us are not good-looking, but who told you to care about someone's food first? Since someone has offered a price, if you ask for a price lower than her, wouldn't that mean I'm not as good as her? If you want to eat fish, it's easy to say, give me the wine gourd, and sing a song for me, and this half of the grilled fish will be yours..." Bian Lanlan said leisurely.
"You are even darker than her..." Bian Lanlan's words, and Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's face was so angry that he had already been very dark, "Forget it, the old Taoist will not eat..." As he said that, he returned to the wolf's skin and continued to sleep.
He asked him to exchange wine gourds for meat, unless his head was filled with water, and he had to sing songs. The old Taoist priest had been singing songs for decades, but he had heard actors and men sing songs in the yard, but he had never sang them, and he didn't plan to sing anyone in the future. In his eyes, those who sang were all cheap people. It was already a very bad insult to ask him to sing songs.
"Look at you, you, have no humorous cells. You just joke with you. Do you take it seriously? Isn't it just a bite of fish? I, Bian Lanlan, is also a model of respecting the elderly and loving the young. Do you still have to be stingy when you ask you to eat fish?" Bian Lanlan's eyes rolled, walked to the old Taoist priest and said.
"The old Taoist will not eat it. Stay away from me and don't let the stinky smell on the old Taoist body stink your fish..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi said angrily.
"Look at you, you really don't know how to make trouble. You'll be anxious when you make trouble. You're exactly the same as someone. If you don't know, you would think you two are father and daughter..." Qin Xiaojun walked over with a smile, and while talking, he looked back and forth on the faces, his expression on his face became more and more surprised, "You two look... the more they look like..."
"Who are you talking about?" Bian Lanlan's face immediately turned black.
"Whoever agrees is to say who..." Qin Xiaojun smiled evilly, "Hmph, if someone wasn't guilty, he wouldn't have jumped out in such a hurry..."
"You..." Bian Lanlan stared at Qin Xiaojun, her eyes suddenly became softer, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth, as if she had seen something funny.
"You..." Qin Xiaojun felt a little guilty, "You...why are you laughing at?"
"Did I laugh?? I didn't laugh..." Seeing Qin Xiaojun feel guilty, Bian Lanlan's smile became stronger, "I have someone scolded me, how can I laugh..."
"You..." Qin Xiaojun was defeated. Bian Lanlan played with her skills, which really made her feel powerful and had nowhere to use.
"What's wrong with me? Isn't you allowed to smile?" Bian Lanlan's smile became even brighter, and she felt proud: Speaking of which, that "A Word of One Word" is really a reference. I didn't say anything, I just smiled at her, I had to laugh at her...
"I didn't scold you..." Qin Xiaojun felt even more guilty. No matter how she thought, she couldn't figure it out. What was Bian Lanlan laughing? "You don't let it off. Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi is an old god. If you two are father and daughter, you will take a big advantage..."
"Hmph..." Bian Lanlan tried hard to make her smile brighter than before, and her little face was a little stiff.
"You still laugh?? If you laugh, do you believe me or not..." Qin Xiaojun's little appearance was like a terrified little white rabbit.
"I didn't say anything, I did nothing, I just smiled..." Qin Xiaojun was about to collapse, and Bian Lanlan's smile this time came from the heart.
"Smile, if you like to laugh..." Qin Xiaojun's eyes flashed, and she ran behind Nie Canglong and hid.
"Hahahaha..." Bian Lanlan finally won, and couldn't help but laugh proudly.
"Why are you laughing at? Do you still let people sleep?" Yuan Siyu's voice came from the tent, which immediately made Bian Lanlan's laughter stop, as if the duck was strangled.
"Hmph..." Bian Lanlan was in a good mood and didn't bother with Yuan Siyu. She handed half of the grilled fish in her hand to Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, "Seeing that you are so old, I won't tease you anymore. Take it for food. If it's not enough, I'll care about a certain girl. If she dares not give it to me, I will publish some things, hummph..."
"Big girl, you are so bright..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled and raised his thumbs to Bian Lanlan, waved at Qin Xiaojun, "Girl baby, why don't you bring the fish? The old Taoist hasn't eaten fish for 18 years, so I'll have a good time today..."
The old Taoist priest was as proud as if he had won a lottery of 10 million. By the way, the most exciting thing in life is the retribution in this life. You bullied me just now, but we will bully you back in a blink of an eye. Is there anything more exciting in this world than this?
"I won't give it to him..." Qin Xiaojun hadn't eaten enough yet, so how could he give it to him?
"Ahem..." Bian Lanlan coughed lightly and looked at Qin Xiaojun with a smile. The meaning is very obvious. It depends on your performance. You have performed well. Everything is easy to say. If you don't satisfy us, don't blame us for being polite...
"You announce it, I'm just about to hear it..." Qin Xiaojun's eyes flashed, and he ate the fish in small mouthfuls, but his ears stood up.
"This is what you said. I want to say it out loud. Don't blame me..." Bian Lanlan sneered.
"Not you blame..." The girl whispered, but her elbow touched Nie Canglong, and said with some dissatisfaction: "She bullies me, you don't care..."
"I'm synthesising her information and analyzing what she is laughing at..." Nie Canglong said in a low voice.
"Then have you made a comprehensive summary?" the girl asked.
"It's almost done..." Nie Canglong said with some uncertainty.
"What is it? What is she laughing at?" the girl asked.
"Smile, smile foolishly for no reason..." Nie Canglong said.
"I don't know if she is giggling, but I feel you are stupid enough..." Qin Xiaojun rolled her eyes.
"No, you think, why did she laugh for no reason? If she really knew something, she would have threatened you long ago? What would it take until now?" Nie Canglong said.
"What you said is really unreasonable..." Qin Xiaojun blinked and handed the fish to Nie Canglong, "Help me take it, I'll go repair her..."
"Be careful. If you don't use Xiaoqing now, you will definitely not be able to beat her..." Nie Canglong took the grilled fish and whispered.
"Don't worry, I can cure her if you don't need Xiaoqing..." Qin Xiaojun narrowed her big eyes, a grim smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and slowly walked towards Bian Lanlan.
"You...what do you want to do? I warn you, if you come over again, be careful that I am not polite to you, I will really tell you about it..." Seeing Qin Xiaojun slowly walking towards her, especially with a smile that looked malicious, Bian Lanlan was also guilty.
"Tell me, if you can't say it, I should tell you..." Qin Xiaojun said with a smile, and a dangerous light appeared in his eyes.
"What's wrong with me? Don't talk nonsense..." Bian Lanlan said.
"It's really a problem..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi suddenly interrupted.
"Hmm?" The two women couldn't help but look at him, but saw his thick eyebrows frowning tightly, and a trace of cold light flashed in his pupils.
"It's true that something is wrong..." Nie Canglong's voice was cold and cold. A trace of murderous intent instantly permeated his body. This murderous intent spread and directly passed through the bodies of the two women.
"Hiss..." The two women shuddered at the same time and gasped, as if something hidden deep in their bodies had been driven out.
"You can see it too?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi ignored the two women, but stood up and stared at Nie Canglong with burning eyes, as if he was afraid that he would suddenly hurt others.
"Why are you looking at me? Don't let me misunderstand it, I'll cut you with one knife..." Nie Canglong said coldly.
"Huh..." Yun Zhongzidao breathed a sigh of relief, "It's good that you're fine. You kid are such a freak, and your mood is so strong..."
"Can the state of mind be described as solid?? Your cultural level is really high..." Nie Canglong said this, but the next moment he appeared beside Qin Xiaojun, hugged her waist, and threw the grilled fish to the old Taoist priest.
"No need for me?" The old Taoist priest took the grilled fish and put the two pieces of grilled fish together. "Okay, the old Taoist is old and doesn't like fighting and killing anymore. Let's take a raid for you from behind..."
"What's wrong? Is there another monster?" Qin Xiaojun was a little nervous.
"I...I can't beat monsters..." Bian Lanlan shivered all over and jumped directly to the old Taoist priest and curled up. By the way, Nie Canglong had to protect Qin Xiaojun and was responsible for the next battle. He would definitely not be distracted to protect her. Hiding next to the old Taoist priest is the best choice... Although the old Taoist priest is very sloppy and vulgar, his strength is still quite good.
"You let the monsters get trapped today..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glanced around and explained to them, "I'm sure there is a monster good at illusion nearby. It can guide people's subconsciousness based on the flaws in the human mind and ultimately control people's behavior..."
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