Chapter 213 Zodiac signs
.Chapter 213: Twelve Zodiac Signs
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"Do you guess I believe it? The lady will join the expedition team?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes.
"It's the end of the world. There's nothing to eat at home. In order to make my parents, younger brothers and sisters have a bite, they volunteered to join the expedition team. Isn't it just to eat at home for a lesser mouth??" Wang Xueying began to wipe her tears. Of course, no matter how she wiped it, the corners of her eyes were not wet. In the end, she yawned several times before she could barely squeeze out a few drops of tears.
"I'm so faint..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but get angry, "You are really... Why don't you say you are a little cabbage?"
"You're still carrots..." Wang Xueying glanced at Nie Canglong and said.
"The little cabbage I'm talking about is the little cabbage from Yang Naiwu..." Nie Canglong said with a tugging on the corner of his mouth.
"Get Milk Dance?? Master, you're so vulgar..." Wang Xueying looked at Nie Canglong with contempt, "Just squeeze the goat milk, why do you still let others dance? Even ewes are molested..."
"..." Nie Canglong was hit by a thunderbolt in Qingtian.
"How come Yang Naiwu and Xiao Baicai are..." Zhang Wenge came out of the wolf-skinned tent, looking amused and crying.
"Why is Mr. Zhang getting up?" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Zhang Wenge coming out of the tent.
"It's almost dawn, so it's going to get up naturally..." Zhang Wenge twisted his waist and moved his joints.
"It's dawn? So fast?" Nie Canglong looked up at the sky. Although the sky was still dark at this time, Qi Mingxing had already appeared in the east. By the way, Qi Mingxing appeared, and it was not far from dawn.
"I slept quite comfortably tonight. Where are you Mr. Zheng and Haitong? Why did you run out in the middle of the night?" Zhang Wenge shook his head twice, and a clattering sound made by the cervical spine.
"Something happened to the night, they went to deal with it..." Nie Canglong said.
"Statement?" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but stop, "What's wrong?? There won't be another monster, right?"
"There are monsters again, and there are quite a few..." Wang Xueying lit her little head and the body of a thin man, "It's a monster there. I heard that it's a vixen, so I asked my master to kill..."
"It's really not calming..." Zhang Wenge shook his head and laughed. He has been dealing with monsters these days, and he really doesn't care much about the attack of monsters. He followed Wang Xueying's finger and looked at the pile of corpses, "Isn't that a person? Why did he become a vixen?" Turning his head and looking at Wang Xueying, "You said just now that was killed by your master? Who is your master??"
"This is my master..." Wang Xueying pointed at Nie Canglong and said proudly.
"..." Zhang Wenge looked at Wang Xueying, then at Nie Canglong, then at Wang Xueying... His eyes looked back and forth on the faces of the two of them. After a while, he pretended not to hear anything and smiled, "What do you want to eat this morning?"
"Cough cough..." Nie Canglong coughed twice, his face turned red, "Eat something casually, it's important to hurry up..."
"Haha, that... I'll just make some casually..." Zhang Wenge yelled, turned around and went to the car to get food and prepare for breakfast.
"Master, this old man's eyes are so strange. He is not glass, right? I see his eyes looking at you, it's so ambiguous..." Wang Xueying leaned into Nie Canglong's ear and muttered in a low voice. Her expression looked quite like a wife and a wife who was playing tricks and provoking discord for the whole life of her life.
"Don't be disgusted, can I?? Go and pack up the spoils quickly. Don't think that you can escape by just breaking the topic..." Nie Canglong said with a dark face.
"Go and go, who is afraid of who?" Wang Xueying pouted, "I don't believe it anymore. He is a dead monster, and can still bite me with his mouth open??" As she said that, she walked towards the body of the thin man. After walking two steps, she stopped. "Master, what if I can't break his head??"
"Isn't there a sword?? Cut it with the sword..." Nie Canglong said.
"Good idea, the master is the most cruel one..." Wang Xueying nodded heavily, "They are all dismembered and their bodies are destroyed..."
"Headless..." Nie Canglong muttered, ignored her and dismembered her body? Destroyed the body? After dismembering the body, the body was fragmented. Can it be called destroying the body? Besides, what is the difference between stomping the head and chopping the head with a sword?
"Canglong, why do you think of accepting her as an apprentice?" Wang Xueying reluctantly went to pack up the spoils, but Zhang Wenge came over quietly with a big pot of water in the pot, and a scoop of rice at the bottom of the pot. Just as he sat the pot on the campfire, he immediately pressed down the flames, and the fire leader licked the bottom of the pot.
"Xiaojun lacks a girl..." Nie Canglong said.
"You can really make a fool of yourself..." Zhang Wenge picked up his thumbs up at him, turned around and took the grate in the car, ate the meat and steamed buns, then covered the lid of the pot, and sat down next to Nie Canglong.
"Where is it? I'm telling the truth. Our Xiaojun really lacks a maid. Accepting an apprentice is more than accepting a maid specifically. The most important point is that you don't have to pay a salary..." Nie Canglong said.
"You..." Zhang Wenge smiled bitterly and shook his head, "I dare to bet with you. Xiaojun knows, and he will definitely make an objection with you..."
"Uncle Zhang is so worried. I am taking an apprentice, and I am not an illegitimate daughter who came out from somewhere. What are Xiaojun's opinions with me?" Nie Canglong looked surprised.
"Hmph..." Seeing Nie Canglong pretending to be stupid, Zhang Wenge stopped getting entangled in this issue, "How many monsters have come? Why haven't those two people come back yet?"
Zhang Wenge naturally knew when Zheng Dongfang and Zhang Haitong got out of the tent.
"There are so many monsters coming this time, with 5,000..." Nie Canglong said.
"Five thousand?" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, then his eyes widened, "You are talking about five thousand?"
"That's right..." Nie Canglong nodded, "Five thousand monsters besieged Fengjiazhuang from all directions. The east entrance is Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, the west entrance is Chuanxi and Uncle Zheng, and the last entrance is to farmland. Brother Tong is guarding..."
"It's over?" Zhang Wenge blinked his eyes and looked a little surprised.
"It's over..." Nie Canglong nodded.
"Why didn't I understand? Although the road in the mountains is a little rugged and difficult to walk, it is nothing to monsters. What's the use of just guarding the three intersections?" Zhang Wenge frowned and said in surprise.
"Of course... it's useful..." Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said with certainty.
"You are really that sure?" Zhang Wenge looked at Nie Canglong. He could say so surely, that must be because he was secretly taking action.
"Absolutely, absolutely certainly, that night, no monster could break in openly..." Nie Canglong said with extraordinary certainty.
"Open and upright?" Zhang Wenge raised his eyebrows, "That means that some monsters have already sneaked in with some methods of crowing chickens and dogs??"
"Maybe..." Nie Canglong nodded and said.
"My God, Canglong, don't scare me, why do I suddenly feel a little gloomy?" Zhang Wenge's expression changed slightly, and he couldn't help but shivered.
"Haha..." Nie Canglong smiled, but picked up a piece of firewood and filled it into the fire.
call out……
At this moment, a sound came from the sky that seemed to have caught fire. The sound of gunpowder products such as the Cyclops monkey flew into the sky. Following this sound was a golden stream of light. Where the golden stream of light came from was still unrecognizable. However, the situation could not be pursued, but the situation was clear, and it was clearly coming towards Fengjiazhuang.
With this flowing light, there is also the demonic aura that soars into the sky...
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As the first golden streamer came, several streamers followed closely and flew in. The streamer colors were different, including red and white, blue and purple, yellow and green, gathering in one place, just like a crimson bridge.
The stream of light flew over Fengjiazhuang, turning into men or women, dressed in alternative and non-mainstream people, slowly floating in the air, looking down at the small village, with a cold look...
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen..." Zhang Wenge looked up at the figure in the sky, but was shocked. In this way, even a dozen people looked quite difficult to mess with, especially those who could fly in the sky and fly. Apart from birds, only gods had such a way...
"What are you doing?" Nie Canglong stood up, looked up at more than a dozen figures in the sky, and his lips started to pull up, "Which middle school graduate? How can you dress so differently? I wonder if students can't wear strange clothes? Isn't studying well at a young age, do you want to start a club?"
As soon as Nie Canglong said that more than a dozen monsters in the sky were confused at that time. You looked at me, I looked at you, and I felt quite confused...
"Looking for death..." A woman dressed up like a hen with a scowl, and her black eyes widened, and a bright light flashed from the deepest part of her left eye's pupil. The light gathered into a golden needle, flew out of her pupil, and stabbed towards Nie Canglong's heart.
"Is it the Pleiades-Sun Star Official?" Nie Canglong slowly stretched out his hand. Although he was slow, he pinched the golden needle as fast as a meteor.
This pinch is quite a coquettish smile...
"You..." The woman with flying hair and wings changed her face when she saw that her trick was easily cracked by others. A trace of brilliance flashed in her right eye pupil again, and a silver needle turned into shape in an instant. However, the woman seemed to be worried and did not attack immediately, but let the silver needle slowly nurture it in her pupils.
"This golden needle should be raised by the essence of your natal life. If it is destroyed, I think you will immediately turn into a big rooster and fall from the sky..." Nie Canglong looked at the dressed fluttering wings, afraid that the woman who couldn't see her body from her appearance, smiled coldly and said.
"Canglong, it's a hen..." Zhang Wenge was still intent on correcting Nie Canglong's slip of the tongue at this time.
"No matter how much hen is, who can tell if he has put it in the pot??" Nie Canglong said with a joking sneer.
"Hu..." The woman let out a long breath and calmed her churn anger, "Give me the golden needle back, I'll leave here immediately..."
"You come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want, treat me as a public toilet?" Nie Canglong's joking expression became stronger, and his eyes swept over more than a dozen non-mainstream faces one by one, "You think you can still leave when you come? Just refining qi into a god, and you dare to be arrogant in front of me. Do you think you are Sun Wukong?"
In fact, Nie Canglong was shocked when he looked at more than a dozen people. These guys were dressed so differently. They stood in the air, just like performing alternative fashion shows. Compared with the non-mainstream comrades who were famous for their alternatives on the Internet, they were really nothing. Their temperament was simply natural, including clothing, headdresses, eyeshadows, lip glosses, face decorations... and so on. When they matched their figures and facial features, they were simply weird.
To put it in a local saying: I have never seen anyone who loves someone like this... Well, "Ai" is the sound of "nai".
"What do you want to do with this guy?" The woman wanted to say something, but was stopped by a thin man with a stingy look like a mouse. The man's pair of rat eyes were rumbling around, and the urge to hit 110 at first sight.
"What do I want? What do you want..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "Don't you think you are ridiculous? Are you playing the twelve zodiac signs?"
"How do you know we are playing the twelve zodiac signs? Unfortunately, we have rats, Chou Ox, Yin Tiger, Mao Rabbit, Si Snake, Wu Horse, Wei Sheep, Shen Monkey, You Rooster, Xu Dog, Hai Pig, but I can't find Chen Dragon. Didn't I hear that dragons are deer antlers, fish scales, eagle claws, so I found Sika Deer Brother, Carp Sister, and Golden Eagle Brother..." A muscular man with a pair of bent horns on his head and talking muffled.
"You won't tell me that you are an ugly cow, are you?" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Look at how big you are, you should be a honest person..."
"Hehe, you're right, I'm really ugly..." The muscular man laughed silly, his voice loudly, like a rolling thunder.
"Low-key, brother Niu, you have to learn to be low-key. If you like to show off like this, you will reduce the fandom of fans..." The guy with a stingy look immediately warned the muscular man in a low voice.
"Brother Rat, this is wrong with you. If you want to become famous, you must have a sensational effect. If there is a sensational effect, how can you become famous? If you want to become famous, you must have a sensational effect..." A person with a thunderbolt mouth started to move, and he was like a rumor, turning a sentence back and forth, turning it over and over again.
"Listen, it makes sense for Monkey Brother to say so much..." The muscular man said with his big head fiercely.
"..." Nie Canglong's mouth twitched, "I said, what are you doing? Now, I warn you to get out of here quickly, otherwise your fate will definitely not be much better than him..." As he said that, he pointed to the thin man's body.
"Oh my God..." A strong man wearing a tiger-patterned coat with a word "Wang" on his forehead heard Nie Canglong's words and looked in the direction he pointed. He saw Wang Xueying looking at him stupidly, and her face was pale and she screamed, "Don't become a woman..." Her mood was confused, and she was not good at magical powers. She fell from the sky and fell directly on the hard road. This strong man was not good at all. After being thrown like this, he fainted.
"Brother Tiger..." The guy with a thief-eyed look screamed, and quickly jumped out of the sky to check the situation of the strong man.
When the rest of the people saw their companions go down, they jumped out of the sky helplessly, stood around them, and vaguely protected them.
"Look at you, there is not much bloody smell. It seems that you have never killed anyone..." The aura in Nie Canglong's body burst out and instantly acted on the dozen people.
These more than a dozen people are all great monsters with great magical powers. When they were oppressed by Nie Canglong's aura, they immediately felt their insignificance. It felt like they were a leaf in the sea, with only the fate of following the flow.
"Tell me, what are you doing when you come here??" Nie Canglong asked.
"Passing by, rest..." The guy with a scathing eyes turned around.
"Who told you to say it?" Nie Canglong glared at the guy with a stingy look and turned his eyes to the muscular man, "Ugly, you are a honest person, you say..."
"We are not honest people. Brother Rat said that, let me observe the wind direction. If the wind direction is wrong, we must not say that we are helping Lao Bai deal with you..." The muscular man looked like "I won't say it if I beat you to death" and turned around, "Yes, where is Lao Bai?? I have been here for so long, but I haven't seen him?"
"We are wrong, let's correct it..." A woman with a pair of dog ears immediately crawled down, touched the ground with her forehead, and respectfully admitted her mistake towards Nie Canglong. Of course, what Nie Canglong didn't see was that the woman took advantage of the crawling and hanging her head, but her eyes kept blinking at Xiao Baiding who was guarding the tent. Obviously, she couldn't help but feel a little...attracted by Xiao Baiding's mighty giant dog.
However, Xiao Baiding was a little young after all, and he turned a blind eye to the charming eyes thrown by this woman with dog ears. In other words, although the radio waves are quite clear, Xiao Baiding can't accept the radio waves in this band at this time.
"I'm wrong, please return the golden needle to me, I'll leave immediately..." The woman with flying hair and wings also crawled on the ground, respectfully and sincerely admitting her mistake.
"If we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are even more wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong, we are wrong after we are wrong..." The man with Lei Gong sneered lay on the ground, and he kept talking nonsense.
Chapter completed!