Chapter 005
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"Kun Mountain Kun flows towards Kun Water, wealth and honor will never end..."
As soon as he approached Wang Xiaoya, Hu Mingle heard an old man with gray hair, dark blue labor clothes, holding a Feng Shui compass in his hand, pointing in a certain direction in the distance, muttering something.
It turned out that someone was looking at Feng Shui. As a young man in the new era, although he did not believe in these things very much, he at least knew what was going on.
"Brother, is this old man a fortune teller?"
"That's true, those who look at Feng Shui can also tell fortunes."
Seeing that he could not understand Qianzhou dialect, he asked his cousin Fang Yutong for help. Hu Mingle also nodded and confirmed to the other party.
"Isn't that superstitious and lying? What is this old man saying?"
Fang Yutong, who was deeply rooted in the impression that fortune telling was equivalent to cheating, immediately complained about it.
"Some people believe this, some people don't believe it. It's just Zhou Yu's beating Huang Gai. You are willing to do it, so don't interrupt me!"
For fear that his cousin Fang Yutong would be a passionate young man who was brave enough to expose the "liar", Hu Mingle gave the other party a vaccination first to prevent the prisoners from being taboo.
Just as he said, true beliefs and false beliefs are not important, and people should ask for peace of mind.
Besides, some Feng Shui also has scientific principles. For example, when looking at the terrain, you cannot choose a depression, a slope with soft soil, etc.
"Don't worry, I'm just curious, what is this old man talking about?"
"What else can I say? I'll say that Feng Shui is good, that the next generation of the owner will get married at the age of 25, then have a boy, and then make a fortune in two years."
I have to say that when Hu Mingle heard that the old Feng Shui man was fooling around, he couldn't listen to it.
By looking at Feng Shui, you can also tell when the next generation will get married?
Can you still calculate the birth of a boy?
It's really a hell, this old man is obviously a low-level liar, all kinds of bullshits.
Whether it will come true is also a false proposition many years later. Sometimes, if you really encounter a dead mouse, you will be a divine mage. If you are right, then you will be a divine mage.
Even if it doesn't work, what can the owner do? It's something that I can't explain clearly.
At most, I curse a few words behind my back, wishing the Feng Shui old man “I will not die well” and “I can’t give birth to a son…” and so on.
"Don't miss it, so outrageous. Will anyone believe such a lie?"
Fang Yutong, whose mouth twitched, felt it was very incredible after hearing his cousin's words clearly.
"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, what is important is to ask..."
"I believe you, you are so bad. You can even calculate whether you have a boy or a girl. Then, family planning really should be consulted. Maybe our country will not have so many people. You can deceive the hard money of the farmers like this. Old man, will your conscience hurt?"
“…”
When Hu Mingle subconsciously wanted to ask for peace of mind, but failed to express the word "settle" word, his cousin, who was "two treasures", suddenly became "best" and took two steps forward, pointed at the old Feng Shui man's nose and accused him of Guangdong public.
For some reason, why did he seem to be quite familiar when he heard these words, and he felt that he had heard them there before.
Cousin, cousin, are you reborn?
In any case, Hu Mingle, who did not react slowly, rushed over and covered Fang Yutong's mouth. In the other party's "hmm" voice, he explained to the old Feng Shui man who was obviously confused by accident in Shu Province, "Sorry, the child is ignorant and he is sick, don't mind, drag it away, drag it away immediately."
He just said that this matter is easy to be taboo. After all, the master invited a Feng Shui master to see Feng Shui, and you, an outsider, will you be furious if you are a bad person.
Judging from the owner's face turned dark at this moment, it was obviously a bit uncomfortable.
Fortunately, my cousin Fang Yutong’s Yuepu is also very bad. I guess the people around me didn’t hear the complete meaning very clearly, which could invisibly reduce a lot of stimulation to others.
But what Hu Mingle didn't expect was that when the confused Feng Shui old man came to his senses, he immediately pointed at a distance. In addition to sleeping, he kept shouting to the camera and said, "Photo, what are you doing? What are you doing to take? Turn it off!"
Seeing this, he also reacted. It seemed that the old Feng Shui man might have thought he was exposed by the TV station and felt a little guilty.
"Hey, old man, don't do anything randomly. We didn't photograph you. If you don't believe me, ask the villagers, they all know what we are photographing in the village."
On this side, when the entire program team was laughing at Fang Yutong's funny scene just now, he saw that the old Feng Shui man was coming to grab the camera. Director Liang Shuyuan quickly took two male staff to stop the other party and persuaded him civilly.
In the end, it was probably because the Feng Shui old man who felt that he was weak and turned around and left without saying a word, and he was neat and neat.
"Hey, Master Liu, don't leave!"
On the other side, the owner, who felt a little unlucky, quickly chased after him, not wanting to offend a Feng Shui master inexplicably.
At this point, a sudden farce ended in such an insolent way.
But it may become a topic that the villagers will talk about for the next period of time.
The mountain village is blocked and nothing new, so there is a rare fun, right?
Hu Mingle, who dragged his cousin away, had to accept the other party's complaint: "Brother, why are you covering my mouth? That old liar is so outrageous. I can't watch him lie!"
"You are just a lot of things. Others are willing to believe in Feng Shui and are willing to seek peace of mind. No matter what trouble you make, it will be good if you don't beat you on the spot."
Hu Mingle is really not much to say about this. After all, his cousin's starting point is good, but he is a little too impulsive.
"Who dares to hit me is not aware of the good people's hearts."
Fang Yutong, who was a little dissatisfied, immediately refuted his cousin.
"There are so many blind people in this world that I'm too lazy to compete with you. Xiaoya, let's go home!"
Hu Mingle, who really thought there was nothing to argue about in this matter, no longer gave his cousin the chance, took Wang Xiaoya's hand and left.
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That night, the Wang family, a separate interview with Fang Yutong was in progress by the program team.
"Student Fang, I thought you would keep making trouble with me to leave here, but the result is not the same. Can I ask you why there is such a change?"
Outside the camera, Liang Shutong, who temporarily acted as the host, finally asked the questions he had been curious about.
"I'm really feeling that I've never been hungry, I've never had two meals, and I haven't thought it was a very ordinary meal, and even something that looks so bad would make me feel good."
"Maybe I used to think that everyone was like me, and I would have whatever I wanted to eat, and I never worry about these things, but it was obviously not the case. It was just that I was lucky enough to be born in a good family."
"That day, I saw Uncle Wang, who was not very tall, but he wanted to pick up two big bamboo frames filled with sweet potatoes. That scene, I..."
"When I was a child, I often chased after Lao Dou. Then two months ago, when I went downstairs, I suddenly realized that Lao Dou's familiar back seemed a little different. I didn't think much about it at the time, now..."
Speaking of this, Fang Yutong suddenly became silent and a little deep.
It was not until a while before I continued to speak: "Some things may really have to be seen with my own eyes and experienced them personally, so that I can feel differently."
"In addition, I also think my cousin may have had some influence on me, although he has never taken the initiative to say anything like that... that, yes, inspirational, inspirational words."
"Then, my cousin seems to be different from the one I remember. Don't ask me where I am different, because I don't know."
"Anyway, I was not embarrassed to see him without hesitation, complaining, and taking the initiative to do something, so it really affected me."
"No matter this, I guess this experience will be deeply remembered in my life, especially the big rooster that pecked me and bleed. Fortunately, I also took revenge and ate it, forgetting both grudges, haha!"
"Oh!"
When Liang Shuyuan, including several other staff members, couldn't help laughing.
Then everyone felt that the two protagonists in this show were quite interesting and surprising.
One always accidentally creates something funny, and the other is unexpectedly versatile, and the rebellion that had been agreed to be completely gone, all of which are not in line with the theme of the show.
Chapter completed!